Granted it’s a logo from Canva and honestly I wish I was in the successful enough category to afford a professional designer
Today I’m like, I should really exit the grind set mindset and just vibe. Anyways, I’ve created a new company logo for my project and I’m writing the copy on the website I barely touch
Macron must be so anxious about this song. Last time he was in the same place they had to ban whistles because they hurt his feelings
I had such grand ideas for today (manif) but then I didn’t sleep until 6h and this asshole woke me up promptly at 8h
Modern problems require modern solutions
Jessie Gender said something about AI art in her latest video, and honestly, I ran a couple tests in two AI slop generators. No matter how you engineer the prompt it is just unoriginal shit spewed out in a different order
Because I have psychotic firewall rules, I managed to accidentally block Bunny from connecting to the mmn.ca webserver so 90% of the site tanked as a result of not updating bunny’s ever changing IP list. Whoopsy doodles
Speaking of work, I absolutely forgot to do my monthly invoicing routine - upload proof that I sent the invoice and upload my timesheets
I also need to work on my Malt profile, I’m literally number one on a keyword and ain’t nobody sending offers, including Malt. Anyways, at least I can see a working future unlike this time last year
I’m also going to be the first to admit my long term business goal is a lofty idea - a profession that is generally seen as expendable and is very poorly paid, being turned into a cooperative where we equally share the wealth of our work. I’ll never be able to compete with Teleperformance 😬
So my .coop domain was approved, now I have to turn the mess of a professional website I currently have in to something classy that screams “I do professional good”. I’m fairly sure my contract will be extended at the end of the month, so it’s not like an immediate panic, just a long term panic
How did we miss that Uber got dropped hard with a massive GDPR fine triggered by our friends at CNIL and delivered by our new friends at AP ?
Schools are woke for not teaching about the mines and other stupid shit from another billionaire to be mocked
That of course doesn’t cover the state of “social cleaning”, the insane corporate police state brought to you by VISA, and some guy trying to install his own puppet government after losing two elections in a row. But you know something something art from the artists
I have to say, fuck the Olympics, but Paralympics as an atmosphere is much better. The couple next to me didn’t really know anything about wheelchair rugby when they walked in but were mega invested by the end of it. That’s cool
Jarod on the other hand insists on taking up half the bed or get buried under the blankets until it’s suffocatingly hot, for that is his ideal sleeping temperature
I’m starting to have a new relationship with Samy, he’s began a new routine of settling in on my pillow next to me and waiting to be tucked in under the covers. Because he’s a little independent man his front leg must be over the blanket
I’m not sure if it was intentional, but I see London, I see France, and I can see all the boxers underpants
I’m just sat in front of a big TV in the dirt on the Champs Élysées like my house ain’t less than 500m from here and airconditioned
How did we collectively miss this ?
The indignity of having to buy smashed crisps because that’s the only 99cts snack my budget allows. I wish to done on the bones of the rich
I’m about to drop a blog post, a real one this time, and all I’m asking is don’t hate me for it Self Hosters for I hate myself enough as it is
Why the absolute fuck do I need to constantly opt-out of fucking commercial crawlers. You’re not a search engine, you inhale the internet to sell to companies to spy on people or inject BrAnDs in to my comments
Yesterday afternoon during work a mega headache took me out, I finished my shift in bed and promptly fell asleep as soon as I closed my laptop for the day. Woke up again three hours later, and yet today fine got the energy, went to the supermarket before work 🤷♂️
When Samy first came here he couldn’t jump, he wasn’t very good at being a cat, two years later with the help of Jarod he’s learned how to be extra
Also also Amazon : we only provide poorly dubbed versions of films that exist in VOST because fuck you give us more money 🤑
Amazon : fuck you we’re adding ads for a service you pay for at the end of August
Also Amazon : Jeff needs a new rocket so here are a bunch of unskippable ads now 🫶
Since most of the tourists and Parisiens are gone, this afternoon turned into a strangely pleasant touristing vibe
It’s been at least a few hours since I last saw my cats and honestly it’s like their version of going to work, be outside and sleeping in boxes. Anybody hiring for a similar role ?
I love it when the UI just moves a thing I was clicking on and I end up clicking on something I didn’t want to, then go back to find my thing but I can’t because the UI is all fucked. I’m glad everybody makes their app like this ❤️
I locked in so hard to #CitiesSkylines that I basically forgot what time it was and I’m now suffering from not eating. Anyways now got the hungey shakes as I’m starting to cook my food 🫠
Because the real world is bullshit, today I will be working a new map in #CitiesSkylines and my city Betty White Heights will feature free and abundant public transport with taxes on large business and single family homes
Opening ceremony pushed the envelope, caused a lot of boring people to complain, and saw Aya Nakamura exit l’académie française with the garde républicaine after weeks of far right harassment. The closing one, empty promises and a bit of a let down
Snoop Dogg has been in Paris for this whole time and they can’t even put him on stage in the stadium, that let me remind you again, they’ve been selling tickets between 250€ and 1600€ for
LOL IMAGINE PAYING REAL MONEY AT STADE DE FRANCE TO BE HYPED UP ABOUT THIS CONCERT AND YOU JUST GOT TO WATCH IT ON TV LIKE A CLOWN
Of all the yee-haw Americana that they could have done for this handover, they went for literally none of it
I love how the Olympic ceremony went from sending American right wing grifters into a wheezing fit to what I can only describe as boring ass shit for 250€/seat minimum (you can find those 8km near the top of the stadium)
I don’t know what it is but something about the properties of smoke seem to be a very hard concept for French television producers to understand
Let’s honour the volunteers who basically worked full time jobs for a multi billion euro business with everything other than a pay cheque 🥰
If this closing ceremony doesn’t include every trans person in France guillotining the billionaire class for abusing them as a “culture war”, can we really call it a success?
My landord who basically never responds to my emails has increased the price of my rent by the usual 33€/month to continue avoiding replying to my emails. I’m not saying all landlords are bastards but my current ones ain’t trying to dispute that
By contrast, a friend and I went up to a bar in the 11ème because they were doing a huge deal for unlimited cocktails and frites. Nobody, not a single person outside of the JO zone. I’d genuinely love to see the figures on how fuck all we got from this as a city
I don’t even know what my autocorrect was doing here “and don’t even get me started at sitting in the living area while it’s time to be standing” it should read DOOR area but I’m guessing it’s updated with AI now
My rage posting is basically four weeks of this bullshit, low flying aircraft all day, random policies that have personally cost me 200€ of money I don’t have, and for what ? Some free tickets to stand in the rain and watch TV while a Gendarme stares at my phone ?
They just spill out on to platforms not following instructions, blocking all the barriers with their giant baggage, and don’t even get me started at sitting in the living area while it’s time to be standing
Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick I’m glad that this is the end of this fucking nonsense today. I’m trying to get to the supermarket, I’m only one train in, and it has been hell
I don’t normally like to use French VOD sites, like is the name of the film Cocaine Bear or Sexy Bear. Five nights at Freddy’s no that’s Sexy Freddy
Now that I’m fucking furious again, I think I’ll write my blog post about the opening ceremony. Still in my drafts
It’s worth mentioning that I’m pretty white and if I’m not comfortable in this situation because the vibe ✨ might ✨ be wrong and they’ll fuck up my day. I can only imagine how bad it is for somebody darker than Italian dealing with this bullshit where they will absolutely fuck up your day
Other than my destination being a pain in the ass to get to and from, I just missed the earlier train because as I briskly flew through the gates I was greeted by two gendarmes in an empty station. ✨ Casual police state just staring at me ✨
It would absolutely not surprise me if the pick up in speed on 4G had something to do with a middle man connection run by Atos that was sniffing every single packet and sending it to Gégé himself to read
Unintentional JO benefit ? I’m doing my semi-regular battery draining by wrecking some unlimited 4G on my 4G wifi box. Anyways only two bar, -113dBm, and I’m not that far off what Free is struggling to supply over copper wire. It’s never been this quick
Samy crawled into the cupboard in the bedroom, as he normally does. I closed the door for him, as I normally do. He got up, went to let himself out and decided “nah” before going to sleep. Anyways I’m jealous because insomnia 🫶
Like I’m all cool with these athletes kicking it, and good on all of them. My beef is with the shitfest that is the half assed everything else brough to you by King Dumbfuck and his court of clowns with the literal police state on my doorstep
Also JO update. Got an email yesterday, apparently they’ve decided after fucking us all around, you no longer need a QR code to be inside a taxi and to pass a fictional border that was vaguely checked when the vibe was right. Imma need some refunds M. Nuñez
JO update. When I went to the supermarket yesterday they had totally redone the station near Parc des Princes. And by redone, I mean literally slapped stickers on the place so it didn’t look like shit
The part I enjoy about living the JO dream is all the heavily armed people just chillaxing in my neighborhood like we’re in the US or something
So I had a weird burst of insane motivation this afternoon. Anyways it ended in me changing the direction of my professional project and once the .coop verification takes place, the actual name of my activity
WE LITERALLY HAVE DRONES TO TAKE FUCKING VIDEO WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS UP THERE SERIOUSLY FUCK OFF HELICUNT
I swear to fucking god these Olympics assholes need to reel it in with this fucking helicopter over my fucking house
What suspiciously looked like a presidental motorcade just blew through here full volume. You’d think that held want to keep a lower profile as if we didn’t hate him enough at 23h
Hair done, probably going to get a QTF for walking too fast through this fucking bullshit. Also unrelated probably, I’ve switched to a 2mg less snus so I might be somewhat nicotine stressed on top of JO stressed
I’m going to be so pissed after traipsing through all these cops, AI video surveillance, and god awful tourists to find it’s closed because August
I’m trying to hype myself up to go and get my haircut. Normally this would be a one hype deal, but the place is in the centre de l’enfer des Olympiques and quite frankly 😩
I say a lot of things about France, but while it is a chaotic place, I have to admit the efficency of Afnic to move a .fr domain in under 10 minutes can not be faulted
I thought I played Samy by hiding the pill in his wet food, turns out he played me to give him and Jarod more than normal. No problems swallowing that pill when he’s stuffed
Trying to feed Samy pills is literally the hardest thing ever, but here he is now able to open his mouth wide because the antibiotics and his dental work are doing the job
As if Samy didn’t hate me enough already, he has to have antibiotics for five days, two pills a day. The manual method I hurt him while trying to keep his head still, to make up for it I gave him pill laced meat, he figured it out the first two times, the last time he did not
It also doesn’t help that for Samy’s appointment he’s not allowed to eat this morning, which means Jarod can’t either until we get back later this morning. Jarod is not at all happy about this change in his life plan
Today I have a long day, get Samy up to the vet for the day, bring Jarod along for his shots, come back work all day, go back to get Samy. Normally should be an easy job but you see with the Olympics hell it could be a very very long experience
If you’re reading this on threads you might notice that some of my posts don’t make sense. That’s because it’s not interoperable with anything and the cross posting bot can’t figure out how to deal with images. Sorry not sorry, it’ll be fixed when it gets fixed 🤷♂️
Samy had a rough day at the vet, 45 minutes to move 2km, then he had a shot, and we discovered he gingivitis. He has to go back for a tooth removal and cleaning on Monday. Jarod is joining for shots
I’ve been chatting with friends about the Opening Ceremony - our brief run down is : fasho atmos, disconnected sections, far too long with no filler, not very French (minions ?), and chaotic. I’ll write a blog post about it, but seriously
And through out all these donations and loans I’m giving to the 5ème République, Bruno Le Maire fucking lost 500m€ somehow (don’t even get me started on TVA)
At least I’m finally caught up, oh and the government already owe me for next year, I already paid my taxes in February but they’re still taking an interest free “pay when you feel” loan from my monthly existence payments
The irony of receiving the money I over paid to the government only to repay most of it back to another part of the government, while going broke paying for all the stuff I couldn’t because of the government is absolutely not lost on me today. At least the cats will be updated on their shots
There is no métro between us either, but honestly, taking Samy on one if there was would just be traumatising for him
Don’t even say the word BUS to me either, the line between here and the vet is no longer running for REASONS
Because I’m a sadist, I’ve booked the cats in to the vet for their shots during the Olympics before the vet is closed for the summer. I had to do it separately cos there is a possibility I could be walking these fuckers all the way there if I can’t get a taxi
Genuinely, going freelance and working with the Cooperative have really taught me to value my own work and my time. Having somebody else look you dead in the eye and say “are you really going to undersell yourself like that” and not because the Coop take a cut, but because they genuinely care
I should also note it’s a three part interview process with extra work, so obvs they’re not upfront about not paying for that time either. Again, go find an employee if you want to pull that shit, otherwise 30 min call is OK + CV + Portfolio take it, leave it, or pay for it
As seen on a Freelance job ad “A 30-minute video call with our Talent Acquisition Manager to get to know you, understand your career expectations”. Um, why are we talking about career expectations, I expect you to pay my invoices that’s it, that’s the deal go find an employee for that
Macron riding in his little military car cosplaying as a war time king with his failed government waiting for him is honestly not the kind of comedy I was expecting this 14 July 🇫🇷
“Unfortunately, we do not handle this type of structure [of freelancing]” - then your “platform for freelancers” is just a first-world sweatshop that thrives on the micro-entrepreneurisation of employment and should be hacked out of existence 🤷♂️
Had this great idea to do all the housework that has been outstanding since April. Anyways, freezer is defrosting and I seemingly forgot that means an open fridge door unattended and two cats. One of which will absolutely take this as an invite to dinner
Considering there is a high probability we’re going to descend into a fasho fuckfest triggered by neo liberal hubris tomorrow, I’m defrosting my freezer today. Get around to all those outstanding tasks while I can
What I absolutely know what will happen is that I’ll get an offer for some long ass 80 hours a week trying to ride me for that price thinking I’m going to undercut other freelancers. I see the freelancers who do that, whether by need or by greed, and I don’t want to be painted with that brush
I don’t expect to pick up anything, but one or two little projects that would otherwise be priced out of my expertise works well for me financially but also ethically - the price matches what I’m able to offer in time and is still at a livable wage for me
This is to say I am super concious that my rate is substantially lower than the market rate on the basis that I only have one or two days available at best, if it’s a long term project I can only really touch in once every 7 days, and really I’m happy to offer to small businesses on these conditions
I’m trying to word very nicely on a professional site that I’m available for small projects for small business with a small budget as an extra, but if you’re a big business looking to fuck over other freelancers I will absolutely quote you market rates + 50% for the audacity of it all
Rishi is such a coward, he’s just hiding at home behind the telly. Can’t even face the outcome of his own stupid party’s actions in public
Long story short, went to work but had to divert half way to the A&E. Not exactly the morning I anticipated but now I understand why people just pass out on the train. Less administrative work to get the pompiers to show up
So not only did they setup a way to DDoS the internet, they don’t even sanity check the URL input. Fucking kidding me
So checking my logs, blocking facebook resulted in 1,268 403 requests answered and a drop from 34GB in traffic to only 3,22 MB. Now it’s stopped going after one part of my site and moved on to trying to inject exploits in to WP which is beyond stupid bullshit. DNS blackhole it is
Surprisingly nice outside today, I arrived at the right time to the supermarket, weather improved, and I have reasonably priced peas
I need to start getting ready to go to the supermarket because of course it closes early today, trying to balance getting enough sleep with capitalism is difficult. I wouldn’t have to do this if we just ate the rich already
I took a shower that turned in to a bath that turned in to nearly falling asleep in the bath that turned into “I found a microwave meal in my fridge so basically I don’t have to go anywhere today”
I’m still working out a few things but one of the immediate changes I made was to split my pixelfed presence - @mmn@pixelfed.social for English posts and @kevin@pixelfed.fr for French in the spirit of each instance
I set up a second micro.blog for my French posts to send things in the right place. I only have separate BlueSky and Nostr 🤮 accounts to be fair, the rest posts to the same Mastodon and Threats dot net account
Now that I go back in to the reports, to give you an idea of how much resources Facebook has been hijacking, this is a single day. Nearly four times as much as a new Plume instance connecting to mine and retrieving 24 years of post history to federate, an event that happens once a month
I’ve discovered that Zuckbook has been leetching bandwith at an insane rate, can’t stop it with robots.txt so just had to get brutal with .htaccess. Took money out of my pocket because they can’t (or won’t) fix their shit or are just stealing shit online for AI
Jarod is being some next level pain in the ass right now. I’m sure he’s doing it intentionally because he didn’t get the rat he invested so much time into not catching
I think I figured out the whole sending things to Threads through Buffer. Just means that posts are made in bulk and two hours later but whatever
Jarod has located and cornered a rat, Samy is “helping” but he’s not exactly aware of how serious Jarod is with this event. I have never seen him so still, quiet, attentative, and ready to fuck some shit up
The cats have been inside all day, I don’t yet have the heart to bring them in from enjoying the heat.
I’m not sure if using IFTTT will work sending this post to Threads. Probably not but it’s worth a shot.
Tumblr keeps on crying how I’m using an ad blocker, maybe if my “For You” tab wasn’t full of AI generated sludge and low quality spam, I wouldn’t be using an ad blocker 🤷
Lol les flics sont hilarant - feu rouge grillé sans gyrophare car pourquoi pas, a vitesse super lent. C’est nous suivions la loi mais la loi fait n’importe quoi
Jarod is in his asshole mood, screaming about everything and nothing because having dry food is not in his life plan
I reactivated and setup a couple freelance site profiles, trying to see if I can find a small little extra mission or few I can do over the weekend to add a little bit of extra to my evenual pay packet but also something chill
POSIE FUCKING PARKER ON MY BALLOT IN PROGRESSIVE BRISTOL CENTRAL I JUST FUCKING CANNOT WITH THIS BULLSHIT AND WHATEVER THE FUCK MACRON IS DOING
I’m just on here trying to get cheap cat litter at the big hypermarché, not the Sunday Funday™ experience I signed up for
L10 is getting Olympics ready - contrôle between L8 and L10, 100 screaming kids, and trains every 10 minutes to extend this experience 🥰
One of my neighbours was arguing with somebody from the restaurant. Neither of them were impressed when I had to hold Jarod over the fence because he was screaming at them both for attention. He saw, he shut up, and he’s been chill ever since
If you’re not in to French politics, you should get into it. The conservative party leader has been thrown out, but not before locking himself in the office and screaming that he’s not fired after he got fired.
Last night I had a power blip, not enough to throw everything offline but just enough to restart the BBS machine it seems
Olympiques de merde - I was rejected even though my front door is metres away from the SILT and I can’t access 90% of my neighbourhood because it is behind this (literal) wall. Seriously
The BBS Xchange banners stopped working, so I used the Internet Archive to locate a suitable replacement for my site’s banner area
It always amazes me how companies and people in general just don’t report known phishing domains to their registrars. Literally just stopped a current campaign in its tracks by being the only person to tell NameSilo.
I have made the most unintuitive phone IVR that has ever existed and I’m both proud and completely ashamed of what I’ve done
I went to check up on the library I used to get internet access in, went to their account on Elon’s Nazi Site to see some updates and the first replies are assholes who want to close libraries and other assholes calling them ChInA aSsEt. I closed the tab, that shit is toxic, tpl need to do better
Today I’m working on a gopherzine thing, not really sure what it is supposed to be but I like where I’m going with it.
I’m absolutely fucking done with #Jetpack, moved one of my sites, Jetpack broke. I deleted it, reinstalled it, tried three times, and all I get is “SoRrY u CaNt ViEw DiS pAgE” no reason just fucked. Also don’t tell me how to fix this shit, fuck Jetpack and fuck it’s whiney ads to upsell
Here is why it is a dumb fuck idea - ohmg lives on a different server to mmn.ca. The domain itself is run through BunnyCDN, so I can re-route requests through the subfolder to the server ohmg is on that runs on Yunohost. It works in theory, but will it work in practice ?
OK IMMA TRY SOMETHING STUPID - moving the oh.mg site from a subdomain to a subfolder of mmn.ca #FamousLastWords
I’ve had a licence for the software that runs my photo album site for ages and every time I’m like “I need to keep my data mine and use my own photo album website that I paid for”, but repeating forever.
The last death of #ICQ signals the death entirely of the Internet. I’m sorry it’s all glue eating 5k1ptk1dd13 robots on this thing now
uuuggghhh, I forgot to block fediverse.blog’s IP address and now it flooded my Plume instance with spam. As soon as that happened a bunch of crawlers also tried to farm it for SEO spam, well fuck them, I blocked all their URLs from displaying
See, I found it in a cupboard. Other than never being able to transfer images, I’m sure it still works too
Because I’m a content creator seeking content, I found a shonky photo from around early Y2K I took on a Watch Camera (which I still have)
Also, if you’re interested on how to import posts to #Plume via the API, I wrote a guide which I had to refer to a couple times already today
Parabola is running the import, it’s got through a decade in half an hour. Here’s to hoping it can slide in with the next decade before my 60 minute limit
Case in point, from this post I was able to locate some of the 90s Swedish Dance era
Because I’m running through the old LJ archive for like the 19th time, while sanity checking the import I’m so happy that back in the day I set the #LJ app to autofill the music from #WinAmp. I’m finding all these songs I lived by (and why I have hearing issues today)
Another morning, another #Plume instance being launched blog.mmn.on.ca
LOL Best Olympics ever, they sent a fucking emergency alert to tell people to get a QR code to walk around www.threads.net/@maximeha…
I just checked out the latest update from Macron’s Personal Olympics and honestly, I’m basically in a prison for most of July. If it isn’t the QR code to exit, it’s the fucking AI cameras
Also because I sent that as they announced Ukraine, they are not the shitshow, that’s well deserved 🇺🇦 #esc #eurovisiob
#Switzerland shouldn’t be celebrating just yet, the Jury vote is out of touch and the public have this great ability to derail that #esc
I’m having one of those brain exploding headaches as if I actually did anything relevant today. Probably lack of caffeine
That’s to say #LIT is techno twink and #LAT is whatever the opposite of that is, I guess middle age straight guy in a plastic abs suit #esc
I also confused #LIT for #LAT earlier, knowing people from both countries they find this unsurprising so I don’t feel bad #esc
We could just save a bunch of time by having #FRA #LUX and #BEL perform the same variation of song at the same time #esc
Didn’t post during #UKR because it’s just an amazing song, #GER however I have all the time in the world here #esc
What the feck is happening in Malmö ? www.france24.com/en/live-n… www.instagram.com/stories/b…
I tried to raise a complaint about how stupid this is, but you can’t complain unless you receive the package. Genius, we have no problems because nobody complains about having problems that we’re not doing the only job we’re here to do 🤡
Day two of La Poste unable to find La Poste and deliver my package to a post office operated by La Poste. But it’s ok, they’ll try doing the same thing again on Monday, third time is the charm I’m assured 💩
We restart the mmn.ca process and hope for the best again. Ain’t no bureaucracy like Canadian bureaucracy
It really is a hard call so far of which ten of these car crashes will make it through, assuming I don’t fall asleep #esc
I should say #CZE but anyways I don’t know if it’s supposed to be the dull semi final but this is just not a whole lot of fun #esc
I managed to fuck up taking a snus out of my mouth, ended up dropping it down my shirt and dribbling. In public no less
I’m having a weird issue with posting to usenet, I’m not sure if this is a Leafnode thing (althought it is having some problems too) or a Wildcat! problem. I repointed the BBS to my ISP’s NNTP service so I lost access to some of the weirder newsgroups
Also sweet internet, as I’m catching up on things, let me share with you the success of having my first freelancing invoice paid
Every so often I check on my account on Nostr to make sure something is working, and let me tell you, the timeline makes me reconsider if I just leave that crossposter broken
Samy has started this new habit of jumping on my laptop and scratching. Not an issue when it is closed, not a fucking great sound when its open
I also now made a few extra little changes on micro.blog to fix the speed of cross posting. This might be entirely psychological
If you were wondering after the last post when I say the BBS has been sucking electric from the wall for a very long time, let me introduce you to how I setup HTTP redirections on mmn.on.ca
CIRA moved mmn.ca over to PendingDelete so I guess I’ll find out what extra hoops I need to start jumping through soon enough
After uncareful consideration, I’m about to move my micro.blog from mmn.on.ca over to a subdomain. Anyways if you’re following @kevin@mmn.on.ca on the fediverse, maybe unfollow that account cos it’s gonna break soon
Hmmm, I want to repoint mmn.on.ca over to the BBS server, but the problem is doing that will break a lot of things
I’m dealing with an angry Jarod, he’s being a next level dick today - screaming outside and biting - probably because he can’t play in the bins to look for the mice
There must be a data analyst out there who can corilate the increased amount of man tiddies from the explusion of Russia from the #esc
Wait, I don’t get the voting blocks. France can’t vote this round but we can for the semi final with all of our neighbours, mainly Switzerland and Belgium #esc
Also because I’m not in the voting block this run, I better see #UKR #CRO #FIN #ISL #IRL #AU in the finals or we’ll be having a chat #esc
#AU (but not AUS because reasons) that neighbour that you never invited to the party but keeps up showing up anyways bringing the party to your humdrum meet up #esc
#AZE this guy needs more than a “feat” credit here, he’s doing all the heavy lifting for this song #esc
I feel as if the semi final shows aren’t putting a lot of effort in to the commercial breaks for us without ads #esc
#UKR is coming out with some super impressive songs, but would it kill them to send us Verka again #esc
I’ve been in bed just living my life feeling a bit down that I’m not being productive like I planned today, but then again Samy is sleeping at my feet so voilà
I’m watching a YT gamer play the jankest game ever, but the Dev put a lot of effort in the world and lots of exploration options. None of which the dude is doing. Pure rudeness, explore FFS
I think I did a good job on creating a site for mmn.ca when it’s not in registry limbo
If you ever have a third level .ca and you want the second level .ca, just, um don’t. Pure chaos to get this done, contacts are all kinds of messy because it’s that old, and I’m not even sure CIRA are even home
In the end after hours of working on it, then getting randomly blocked from my own site, I managed to get the copied version of oh.mg running on the yunohost server. I’m still poking at it to make sure that it is production ready, and if it is then I’ll, um, put it in production
So so close, now I’m not sure of the next step here since this is a story that is 24 years in the making (and subject to extra checks by CIRA)
Lol, I’m going to call this project as a failure, everything is fucked - the content is triplicated, the media doubled, all the language pages are dicked to all hell, and absolutely nothing at all works. Pure shit, what an automattic fuck-up of epic standards
WP’s import tools are just painful. I’m trying to move oh.mg over to a self hosted instance using #yunohost and I’m currently suffering from reuploading the exports repeatedly to hope that it’ll eventually get everything
Has #Apple added some kind of AI bullshit to its autocorrect ?
Because it’s making some wild fucking choices on words that are both correct in spelling and in grammar
Proton Pass for Android forgetting all my passwords then taking an hour to redownload them is exactly what I’m looking for in a password manager
Oh look, firstname.randomcharacters has liked my post on Threads. Such valuable engagement from a totes not bot account
It would appear there is such thing as too much raclette. All of my TGTG paniers have had kilos of it, which means I’ve had raclette with literally every meal for the past two weeks. La bourgeoisie strikes again
And here we go, I had to trick Medium into creating an account with AppleID + Private Relay and this is exactly why I don’t want it to have my real email address I DO NOT CARE MEDIUM DOT COM
Anyways, Samy has taken up residence under the covers on the sofa which is not a usual thing for him. He requires his autonomy to escape, and being covered by things hinders his ability to vanish at speed
Oh yes, I also turned back on micro.blog to social.coop reposting - the fediverse experience is meh and I want to keep copies somewhere of what I regularly post. This is the same trick I use to be on BlueSky
Speaking of YouTube, Usagi Electric covers a lot of retro computing, that if I’m being honest is not my era or really my interest.
I still absolutely watch his videos to the end, the passion he has rubs off on the viewer even if it’s not your jam. Go watch
I’m subscribed to an urban explorer YT channel because one of them is next level hot, content is ok.
Today the content is on fire - the hot one has some tight trousers on and there is a lot of junk in the wide shots
The motor of this métro sounds like a group of people howling at the state of their existence. Honestly, same train, same
Man just in front of the doors of the métro causally just downed an entire beer.
Honestly, I respect that
I’m having to do a shop of shame for all the important shit I forgot to buy at the same supermarket yesterday
Tumblr complaining that I use ad blockers and cries that I should pay it to have an ad free experience.
No, I’m sorry that you have shitty low quality advertisers and lackluster moderation for fake work from home ads.
Sounds like a fuck you problem
KidPix never gets old archive.org/details/k…
Hey kid, u wanna make some pix then dynamite it ?
Irony of ironies, I get the modem working again after my Vonage service was forcefully cancelled
I naturally woke up at 4h, then unnaturally made the decision to remain in my warm bed covered in cats before waking up again at 8h
If you ever needed any more proof that UBI works, its that rich people fucking hate it
Thankfully, I’m just numb to this feeling now, just another day that ends in Y so I’m over it already and it’s not going to drag me back into that dark place of the entire year of 2023
This time its a small thing - my Vonage account was closed due to non-payment, I lost a phone number from my childhood that I picked up by impossible chance back in 2016. It’s just a series of digits, yes, but that had value to me and it was torn from my fingers. Food or sentiment
Poverty and precarity is just a constant state of having things stolen from you with a feeling of unnecessary loss and helplessness because of a made up concept that only benefits a handful of people on this planet
Got comfortable and warm to watch a video and then I ended up having a nap that has made me even more tired than I have ever been in my life 🤷
This I don’t mind so much, sleeping early evening and being up early morning - the same effect of the quiet time while also being able to participate in society
The main character of Sons of the Forest is Kelvin and there is no room for disagreement on this fact
Well this is a strange turn of events in my sleeping patterns, I woke up mid day on Saturday and then just went to sleep at a vaguely normal hour 🤷
The sleep drama is coming full circle with a hard reset day, since waking up yesterday at midday I’ve basically had a power nap to keep going until 20h. Right now I’m coherent, but when the sun goes down and I have to walk to the 6e, things will be, hem, interesting
Jarod is in a mood tonight where he’s being clingy, which is nice, but street cat nice isn’t as pleasant as you’d hope. He’s clawed in to my body and bit me pretty hard, now he’s insisting on sleeping on me and becomes a 6kg dead weight when I need to move
My internet is having that ultra destabilised problem, so I’m on and off my regular VPN and VPN router that does hardcore ad blocking. uBlock Origin, meh, still basically raw dogging the internet
I just had to translate a French word to find the English word, because I forgot what the word was in English, a language I’ve spoken fluently for over three decades 🙃
Pas d’augmentation du tarif à condition d’acheter ses billets à l’avance, mais pas plus de 30, ou de souscrire à une abonnements qui refuse tout IBAN autre que FR (néo-banques et résidents ayant un compte bancaire dans l’UE). Selon #IdFMobilité, il n’existe pas d’autre solution technique #FuckLesJO
I’m writing up my offering for the freelance / coop thing and I feel that this should be the norm - working collectively full time in a business should have equal share of the profits of that business and fucking fight me on that
I have a meeting with the coop in a couple hours, of course it’s raining so walking 90 minutes and arriving soaking wet isn’t an option, so exploitive pricing from RATP it is. At least I feel fresh, got my haircut yesterday because I needed it to happen not because I could afford for it to happen
Considering that Jarod isn’t exactly a 6ft man, I’m kind of shocked how he’s able to have not only spread out over 3/4 of the bed, but is also hogging all of the blankets. He also goes from 5kg to 495kg dead weight when I try to recover a couple of mm of duvet
1999 Ben Browder is still the hottest man in SciFi, fight me
I’m not dead, bref, I’ve been busy with this business thing and heading to the coop next week to ask some more pointed questions now that I have an idea what I’m doing. I’ve now got plans for Saturday, because la loi Darmanin, and I’ll do a blog post soon-ish
You’ll never guess who can’t sleep because his brains are full of ideas and motivation. I’ll give you a clue, it isn’t either of these two
YouTube has been pushing “mewing” at me for weeks, like really really really, pushing it. It’s far outside of my quirky retro / gaming / queer video essays / Canard Réfractaire I knew it was a plant like the far too regular attempts to go hard right. I just discovered what it is, and oh boy
You might wonder why I’ve spent all this time doing this, I will not be told what to do by some California Tech Bro who is trying to planned obsolescence FOMO me out of a perfectly serviceable laptop while fucking over my privacy
It is done - while the old Macbook can’t encrypt shit on iCloud, Cryptomator can. So the ugly solution is - Cryptomator Vault > iCloud Shared Folder > Remount on New MacBook > Paf encrypted shared documents folder for 99 european cents a month
To be able to encrypt my iCloud drive I had to delete my old Macbook that can’t update to Big Sur because MacOS already takes 95% of the drive space, I had to move it to another iCunt account. Can I share a folder between the two ? No, just crash
I feel this right now. Instead of doing one big go (supermarket), I did a lot of shorter trips so it was deceptive until I got to bed
This morning, because I’m an idiot, I synchronised everything not having battery. My laptop, phone, and my old laptop is bugging out so maybe it too is out of battery (it’s been at 6% red for half an hour vs when it normally gets to red you have seconds to plug it in)
I’m considering when I will go up to the supermarket today, I certainly during the morning to get some of that calm in, maybe in the next hour
This is all the free labour I do to get #ghosted by a #recruiter
This is one I’ve had minimal investment on because I got the wibe from Glassdoor and the interview she was going to just ghost me. Multiply this by 1000 and the amount of unpaid work I’ve had to do for nothing is a full time job.
This isn’t good, the trend is getting wake up later go to sleep later. It’ll just end up being more of a problem now
Job search is going great.
Also big up to @Firesphere@cloudisland.nz for creating this tool My Job Quest to keep track of applications, notes, and visualise the process
Unintended consequences of snow, the RATP site thinks it’s under attack and because of that the app doesn’t work
You’d never know this one sits in the window screaming to get outside when he’s spending most of his day doing this
I need to get around to modifying the Auntie Social reposting bot to stop sending my bookmarks as toots and skeets, and limit itself to status updates
In my dream I had a yogurt drink and let me tell you how angry I was when I woke up and I didn’t have a yogurt drink
Somebody is trying to scam Tumblr users by lifting IG hot boys and impersonating them. Epic fail though because this is Tumblr and the amount of credited boy tiddies that are on there, means we know where the genuine account is
Hilariously, doing a check on the IPs of most of these spam comments, they’re originating from the wordpress.com platform. Basically, they can’t fix their own shit at the source (which I have to do self hosting) and quite frankly that is some clown ass shit right there 🤡
I’m always up at midnight, not just waking up but full on out of bed alert at the strike of midnight
Dobby has received doughnuts from the panier surprise from Franprix. 2024 sucks but at least it has doughnuts
Jarod is currently sat on my chest hunting the rat in the wall. I’m stuck under an immovable object. Send help
I will never financially recover from, checks notes, trying not to freeze to death
Donations are always welcome and for the record it isn’t 30° in here, the flat is so poorly insulated and everything in this place is far from being energy efficient, but the rent keeps on going up anyways
Will somebody think of the landlords ? This CBC puff piece is almost comedy youtu.be/tuvb-ZmUy…
I had six hours of sleep during the evening, I’m tired now and I want to sleep but I can’t sleep because of course that makes perfect sense. So instead of failing to not sleep in bed, I’m sat in bed watching TV typing shit in this text box
LiveJournal reminds me on this day with a hint of irony “It’s SNOWING!” from 2003 oh.mg/b/GY
I’m trying to give Samy time to explore and understand snow for cat science. He’s not so sure about this just yet
We’re currently not on speaking terms because while I was trying not to choke to death on my food, he was face deep in it. He’s been fed more than once today too
Today I received two phishing emails and one SEO spam email that sailed through the filters - phishing from a gmail account and an AWS IP address, and SEO spam from Microsoft. All these companies make email deliverability shit, yet they’re always guilty of the worst of it
I’m early from the supermarket to my Phenix pick up. So I had a little rest near the Eiffel tower, and let me tell you how awful a lot of these people are
I started to look up how everything is going to become absolute hell during the Olympics and I ain’t disapointed www.paris.fr/pages/per…
I don’t think I can fully describe the danger an agile airborne post shit former street cat with rat brain can pose, but I’m pretty sure he can smell colours right now and he’s armed to the teeth
For the record this power move of leaving his turds in the open air is foiled by the automatic litter box or Samy’s OCD, which ever triggers first
Jarod normally doesn’t cover his poos, but this one he attempted to hide his shame with anything he could find and is currently bouncing off the walls to escape it
Got called a PD multiple times from one guy as I walked back from the shop and I should probably care more about that than I actually do.
Samy has been awake with me all night, I was hoping he’d be too tired to fight the brush, but I was wrong
Samy is transfixed with his dinner plate eyes looking through the door and I’m honestly now terrified the scratching in the walls isn’t rats
Amazon emailing me to tell me a 370MB update to my Kindle that brings “new features and security” is about as suspicious as one would expect. What kind of absolute bullshit are they going to unleash on this device I paid for, own content on, and is mine ?
When I got my Too Good To Go pack from Carrefour yesterday, they gave me kilos of veal which I mean from going to a position of having no meat in my diet to having 4kg of Chicken and an unsurmountable amount of veal is nothing to complain about. Going to need to do a Taste of Poverty recipe soon
I still very much need a better way to repost things to the social networks though, I’m doing three of them by hand and Mastodon through Jetpack’s limited method (still not paying you pricks five bux a month for that 😘)
Now that I’m more awake, I’m starting to do things and write crap that has been on my mind for a while but I couldn’t get the mental functions to be able to say much more than dribble on my keyboard. I’ve also started to do some quick and dirty translations of parts of oh.mg
Watching a NES Tetris player blow up on YouTube in real time, yesterday he was amazed by having 300 people on his stream, today he’s got 1,8k viewers. I look forward to tomorrow
I’m in that brain state of mind where I want to do everything but lack the brain ability to do anything but consume endless hours of YouTube
I have a referrer of docs.google.com in my web stats and I’m wondering what scammy Google Sheet am I on and what bullshit should I expect in the next few days
I just found a really simple multi-language wordpress plugin and it seems my remaining of the year job will be working on the translated versions of oh.mg
I’d like to say I’m disapointed, but having to figure out another four days of food with nothing, more things going unpaid, and going from “I can go out for a nice little drink on NYE” to cancelling everything and eating a bag of lettiuce in the dark alone is about normal now
I was supposed to get some money today, I did not. I don’t think it’ll be coming before next week now and honestly, this year is just trying to be horrible right to the bitter end
Because capitalism Cities Skylines won’t load any more on my laptop it seems. The launcher just hangs permanently. Every update removes me further from my purchase
Credit to Louise Fletcher for portraying the character so well, that 30 years on, I still have strong feelings of hatred towards Kai Winn 😅
I also plucked my Westfest 2011 pics (and video !) from Flickr - oh.mg/b/3V1
I love how MacOS puts a preview of a video right in the middle of the icon either forcing audio to spew out when clicking or just making it impossible to drag the file anywhere
Gone done put up the photos (including the ones I didn’t send) for the Live Blog yesterday over here oh.mg/b/3UU
Gonna do a live blog because I can and I will, should start around 18h oh.mg/b/3Tf
I have to get off my back side to walk 10km to the supermarket and honestly the mental effort to put on trousers, let alone open the door, is an impossible task
Samy joined me in bed, came for a little snuggle, then used me as a stable surface to jam his foot up so he could clean himself.
Rude
#capitalism breeds such innovation youtu.be/qUaD4u1b-…
The financial enshittification begins
I cut a copy of my LiveJournal posts to import in to micro.blog, better to have more than one version of that than none
Infomaniak called me twice at 8h30 on Christmas day to remind me to pay a bill and quite frankly I’ve left companies for less. Seriously
This is how #AWS responds to an X-ARF spam report including SSH intrusion attempts. The internet has blackholed providers for less, and yet we allow Bezos to run the world’s biggest botnet without a problem 🤷♂️
Went on LinkedIn to apply for a job, did that, and also unfollowed every employer and / or potential employer who fucked me around. CATHARTIC
Jarod has found himself somewhere warm and quiet to go sleep in. Obviously, I took the opportunity to let Samy outside so he can enjoy sitting out there in the dark without the risk of Jarod trying to climb the walls and scream at the neighbours
Today’s Limited Success™ was using the server I set up with Proton Bridge for WordPress to use so that emails can be PGP encrypted in transit. Any particular need, probably not, but you never know
You wouldn’t think this is the same Jarod I had to pull off the fence while he screamed at me for stopping his escape attempt mere moments ago
Samy decided to join Jarod on the cabinet, you’ll notice that Jarod isn’t there. He was mortally offended for ten minutes then left. Samy wins again
Samy is out in the flat chirping around, he waddled in to the bedroom with his little ball in his mouth looking rather proud of himself. If only life was that easy for all of us
Until I become a Wordpress / PHP guru, I don’t think I’ll get my Yeets concept to work. That’s why I’m focusing a bit on mmn.on.ca and micro.blog, not considering some existential digital existence change (again) 😅
The James Somerton now deleted non-apology video critiques are slowly becoming the entirety of my YT feed. Other than what he did, I think this is a good warning to never get on the wrong side of “the algorithm” and if you do, god can’t even help you
Vague success of the day, kind of figured out the Listmonk API, installed Matomo, worked on my micro.blog, and redirected mrman.net over to mmn.on.ca for reasons
and before anybody starts, I’d search for it (which I have) but search engines can’t find fuck all any more except more paid plugins or services with articles generated from click farms getting some of that sweet referral data
And no, I won’t be using Jetpack, for the exact same reasons they can jog right on. Firing data from software I pay to live on a server isn’t complex nor is it cost heavy, so why should I have to pay some middle man to do nothing but wants to charge me rent ?
Because everything is ultra enshittified now, I can’t seem to find a #WordPress Plugin that is FREE that can do a web hook outward when a post is created with a specific category. Zapier 50 bux a month, IFTTT can fuck right off even if it was a euro a year (but it’s not).
In the last 24 hours IFTTT changed Web Hooks from a free to a premium feature without warning. IFTTT can in fact, fuck right off with this.
I just discovered why my WP Backup plugin was taking forever to do anything and it’s because every WP Cron instruction guide is stolen from one dumb instruction guide that doesn’t tell you how to do it right 🙄
As I started to write my great success that was Yeets and tell you how I did the amazing thing of getting a little Microblogging thing on my actual blog (because fuck you that’s why), I was celebrating my success at it posting correctly over to Mastodon and Tumblr.
I had to use bleach on the toilet and because I do this rarely I forget the reason why I do this rarely is because Jarod gets high as balls off of it. He’s bouncing off the walls, quite literally
Time to get using Grocy again in anger
Jarod : I’m upset that my claws keep on getting stuck in fabrics
Also Jarod : I’ll fight you if you think I’ll let you trim them
18 hours is all it took for Threads to throw racism in to my feed, for the absolute first time it was in French. I follow mainly (99%) Spanish and English speakers, so getting it in French was unexpected and ultra specific
Samy is looking out the window like he wants to go outside, so I let him out, he had a good five minutes before he decided 1° was not his working temperature and came back. He’s now looking out of the window again
I setup my threads account because there are a few people who migrated there I follow. For the most part, Threads sucks, but there is only one thing I can say is a positive - automatic alt text - while not perfect is better than nothing and ish accurate. Obvs robbing data for AI “art”
I never quite understood why my phone outside on the terrace in the pitch black is always lit up like it’s midday. I just found out why when my outdoor cat cam reset. Infrared light, obviously 🥴
Hey #Hachette, #HarperCollins, #PenguinRandomHouse & #Wiley: Instead of suing libraries like #InternetArchive, just sell them ebooks they can own & preserve for the public. #SellDontSue
Jarod is currently screaming because he’s not allowed to climb through the restaurant window and that his feet are cold because it is winter
While Jarod is sleeping I thought I’d be nice and spend some time with Samy in the dark outside. I popped him out the door, went to organise my things to go out, and as soon as I pass through the door myself, I realise, I just pushed my cat out in to the rain like an asshole
I’ve had a couple days of paralysing dread that basically kept me in bed and awake all night. Right now, seem to be snapping out of it a bit because of some moderately good news (still not employed). All it takes is a small 1/3rd success
Of course I fucked up my Apache config and had a subdomain running as oh.mg and thus breaking everything for hours 🙃
BBS server is now called winserver which is a success, but what isn’t a success is that this renaming broke the modem for some reason and it won’t come back 🫡
ARGH I’m having that fucking modem port not opening problem with the BBS again, it took months last time for the modem to vibe again
Yes, I do run a mailing list, why do you ask ?
What goes up must come down and the algorithm loves a downer invidious.fdn.fr/watch
This stuff will never get old invidious.fdn.fr/watch
At some point I need to get around to getting out of bed and out of the house to go find out what that recorded delivery is (I suspect it is a violent demand for money), then get my coins out in the shop
“The mobile underground” at one point pocket rectangles were novel web.archive.org/web/20010…
Capitalism brings the best innovation - the Carrefour seems to be stocking up on full price own brand and brand name products while the discount versions get pushed off the shelf
Remind me again, why the mother fucker who sent water through my ceiling is being a fucking pain in the ass to do the bare minimum so I can continue doing all the work to repair his damage
Other than everything not going right today, I did do this right. Postfix header checks regex is actually a lot easier than I thought
Also, yes the BBS is still down. I’ve not got around to dealing with it between cutting the power, doing insurance shit, and having a mental breakdown.
The guy who flooded my place earlier had his music up like he’s got a party happening. Some people just really want to go to A&E
Update - I did have a nuclear meltdown, it was in the post office trying to print the fucking constat (spoiler I couldn’t). It was very public and a collection of every single thing over the past 12 months focused exclusively at a printer that just wouldn’t but charged me money anyways
Getting to print this fucking contstat amiable dégât des eaux is going to put me in a grave I swear to fucking god
Yeah this is going to be the trigger for a nuclear meltdown. Thanks asshole neighbour, merry fucking Christmas
Fuck, because I had to switch off the electric and it has been a long fucking time I can’t remember the password for the disk on my mail server. I might only be able to flash it 🙃
You know that thing that just might push you over the edge ? Let me present “I’m late on my insurance premiums and it’s raining in my house”
That is certainly an interesting method to, um, woo back advertisers to your (morally) bankrupt platform
Because job searching and ghosting is a thing, I set up a Marketing CRM to do all the leg work. I’m not above letting robots harass recruiters nor dropping trackers in their emails
I’m absolutely bricking it for the next electric bill, I’ve had to switch on the not-so-energy efficient radiator at the bare minimum to not freeze and this is the night I need to switch the hot water heater back on overnight
Samy has a bit of an update, if anything it is very good and partially will confuse his vet and say the poor bureaucrat who has to process the update
So I’m going to have to write my experience about this shitshow in both French and English, because I have a few hot political takes that might not translate well but still should be said
So I’m at my thing after a 90 minute walk and let me tell you I have a blog post coming about this hilarity
I’ve started to try and recover some of the sites I made in the past and put the details on oh.mg, so far I got two with some basic details.
I do, however, need to remember the rest… www.oh.mg/moar/old-…
Remember when having a webcam in your house uploading every 5 minutes was a thing before surveillance capitalism ruined our fun ?
I’m asking again for #MutualAid, I’m getting to the freezer section of what food is left and it is getting depressing. My flat reeks of fish because that’s all I have left (no pasta, rice, or bred), via my bank is the fastest way 🙏
LOL I love how optimistic I was back in 2002, “savings” what a muppet 😂
I’m down to the dregs of the freezer, today’s was salty haddock with guacamole. If you’re vibing, consider dropping a few euro so I can buy something that doesn’t suck
Ok, I’ve just found the coolest personal webpage in existence
LiveJournal likes to send me things like “Remember what you wrote on this day, 22 Novembre, in the past” and today it picked a post from 2001
Started to watch this to have some background sound, but then she got my attention. Worth watching youtu.be/ot6RZa0qy…
Somebody is desperately trying to connect to the BBS by phone and honestly my internet is next level fucked right now making that a challenge
Having been told for the absolute last fucking time “we’ve taken great care to read your application” and receiving a hollow form email rejecting me, I’ve started to inject the details of these recruiters in to a CRM that will harass them for actual feedback
It’s pitch black in my room, warm under the covers, cats strewn about, and I am violently awake with stress about everything. ko-fi.com/kevinpoin…
My alter ego has written a little post on the OH.MG sus Tech blog that I just invented about the work I’m doing on the mail server
Yep, the blog.sus.fr server is very much dead. I only get a message “fan error” before it shuts down. Anyways it’s been a couple weeks since I procrastinated a solution, so imma just work on email routing instead
I forgot ProtonMail has the ability to schedule emails, so anyways that’s how I’m looking like a normal person sending various emails to recruiters on Monday
Today I need to really deal with the blog.sus.fr problem, until I can get the machine fixed I think I might just stick it back on Oracle cloud and pull my backups to re-instate it there
Ok I think I’ve done enough job shit today, I’m already on the edge of catatonic depression after the last few applications
Equally “you can’t apply to this job because LinkedIn decided that the vibe wasn’t right and won’t load on any browser” is also new
I stumbled upon this film tonight. Weirdly lovely y mi español no este bueno so thank god for subtitles
Annoyingly in this process they demolished 2 weeks of wet food in a few days because they were so hungry from not topping up on the dry stuff over the day. Just a casual reminder, Jarod will eat the rubbish so this level of picky behaviour is unusual
The cats haven’t been eating their dry food so I assumed they needed to go to the vet because of a problem. Jarod started it and Samy joined his hunger strike in support. I discovered this before having to go broke at the vet by swapping dry food brands
I’ve had to shell out for a métro ticket because we have yet another everywhere closure for another fucking marathon. I wasted so much energy getting around it and it’s only 9h22
Keeping the Plume server from not switching off is becoming a bit of a drama, I might need to open it up and see if I can source a fan from a dead machine somewhere otherwise I’m up shit creek as I don’t really have the funds to buy decent food, let alone spare computer parts
I’ve gone full tilde sus.fr/~kevin/
What if, hear me out, I went from kevin.paris to a simple user directory on a little computer in my house. Would you still love me ?
My machine that runs blog.sus.fr seems to have a bit of a fan problem and will just switch itself off if it gets a bit warm :(
I’m getting fed up of all these water outages that are as a result of non-declared line work, can’t plan for them and you never know when it’ll come back. Just about to get in the shower as my lines go dry
I now know two things right now, that I’ll probably be awake for a long time and that I very very much still love that man and every relationship I’ve ever had or will have will never get close to how I feel about him
Good chat brain, good chat
And of course now I’m crying about that straight boy I loved in high school, because of course my brain would pitch in to this with a “we’ll you’re awake let’s revisit some trauma” 🥲
One of my risqué tumblrs decided to go full MAGA and quite frankly I don’t go on Tumblr for shitty opinions when I’m only there to see pecs thank you
When picking the post that LiveJournal reminded me of, I skipped another one. But I did go find the photo gallery from the same date in 2010. Let me present the great times of Westfest 2010 pics.sus.fr/album/Wes…
It seems like I’m roaming and my phone has this weird idea considering that I haven’t roamed outside of my flat for a while (and it knows that)
Nothing more uplifting on a Sunday like a calendar reminder that it is time to explain to your Pôle Emploi conseiller that you’re an utter failure of a person a year after signing on 🥰
Semi-irregular #MutualAidRequest call to try and make my life not trash - Eur via Bunq GBP via Bunq USD via Stripe and Ko-fi (EUR) are all ways to help
I’ve spent three days watching a year or so of soap operas, because why not, anyways I’ve been starting a new project so not really been doing much on social media kevin.paris/projects/…
I put up a contact form on my website and I now immediately regret putting up a contact form on my website
Also apologies to everybody (who hasn’t already blocked me) for being such a downer on the timeline. I can’t promise it’ll get any better soon
Still in shock about the job considering it was so positive for weeks until it wasn’t and also the dread of exactly how I’m going to survive while my life crumbles around me and the lack of control I have with anything right now
That’s not even addressing the underlying system of if you can’t find a job you become worthless and fade out of society until you die or accept anything that pays absolutely nothing and you just die being busy while not being able to pay rent
I’ve been awake for nearly 24 hours, I’m tired but very very awake. I’m not sure what’ll take me out first, the damage this is doing to my body, the non-existent diet, or just the non-stop stress as my self worth crumbles. Arbitrary decisions based on short conversations is a bad system
Overqualified, not qualified, ghosting. I’m running out of ideas here, how the fuck am I supposed to get out of this situation
If anybody is feeling the vibe to get me a pizza to drown in the hopeless state of affairs that is my shitty life, most appreciated bunq.me/kcostello… bunq.me/kcostello…us bunq.me/kcostello…uk
I’m violently depressed about this, I just want to eat a fucking pizza in bed but all I got is pasta and fuck everything
“We don’t see you as a good fit for the role”. Anyways, I’m having an existential crisis, I have no other leads, and I’m not exactly sure how I can afford to be alive by the end of the year so yeah ko-fi.com/kevinpoin…
I’m following a rabbit hole on my own blog and honestly it is fun ec.je/b/2zZ
oh and not just blog everything, also make sure it tells the internet archive when you do wordpress.org/plugins/l…
Just a reminder to blog everything all the time, this is me holding tickets to an opening of a now defunct restaurant
In 2013 I had a string of invites to openings of a new chinese takeaway, I documented them :
My Freebox has voice controls which never work because it doesn’t listen (good). Today however, Alexa decided to get involved and try to push me to connect my box to Amazon while I’m watching TV. No thanks rude ass capitalist spy
Since this timeline is shit, I’d like to be in the timeline where this had more than the pilot https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Island_City_(1994_film)
I’ve not had the official convo, but I get the impression that I probably didn’t get the job. I won’t find out until Monday but obviously mega disapointed, overwhelming sense of dread, not in a great mood, serious lack of optimisim, etc etc blah blah blah whatever everything is 💩
It is looking like I’m going to probably have to beg online for change forever now so anyways give or don’t whatever everything sucks anyways ko-fi.com/kevinpoin… en.kevin.paris/donate/
My references haven’t heard anything yet so I’m still no wiser to my success (or not) of the last round of interviews 🥲
I’m tired and would like to go to sleep, but of course I’ll probably be awake in bed all night because I’m waiting for employment news tomorrow
Samy has been good to me this evening, feeling low and the fluff ball cometh. Except now where he’s stolen both of my pillows
I’m in that ultra self critical stage after an interview where I think I’ve done terrible and snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. Either it will be a positive response or I stuffed it up at the last moment 🥲
I love this new feature in Firefox where it decides it won’t go to a website I typed in. It vibe checks and is like “no, not today” then ceases any attempt to load it, not even an error
I’m starting to upload all my flickr photos to my self-hosted gallery, there is a bit of a timewarp feel to it starting from the early days kevin.paris/pics/albu…
I’m so glad that I installed Sonoma so now I can enjoy this feature where my wireless mouse is disabled randomly and I have to reboot to get my once functional OS to recognise it again 😍 #NewFeatures #ThanksTimApple
I got word back, final interviews are in - two and a half hours in one sitting next week. It’s going to be an interesting afternoon
It’s nearly 30° in my flat, I can’t sleep and I’ve had to turn on the air conditioning in October. October in Northern France.
Don’t want to jinx things, but I’m waiting for confirmation of a final step 🎊 May be out of funemployment soon 🤞
Last night I started a project on trying to get Delta Chat to work with ProtonMail for the lolz. Today it seems to be running rather well, the whole thing is held together with hopes and dreams so I’m impressed
My obnoxious neighbour has rats that scuttle around his place all night. The cats can hear them and Jarod in particular is out for a hunt
Not one to be paranoid but it seems that my ISP is routing my traffic through an IP address that isn’t my IP address, so this weird ass configuration thing could explain my bullshit connectivity
Thank you to the person who made a 50GBP donation 🙏
It was a nice surprise to wake up to after a quick nap. I’ve updated the goal on Ko-Fi
Which of course means I need to take the real fucking long way back dragging 10kg on my back by foot. And the runners just fucking rude and entitled in general
Just had to make a 2km walk around because my path to cross the Seine is closed so some bourgeoise cunts can have an audience for their jog. Every fucking Sunday
Another #MutualAid #MutualAidRequest ping, nothing has come through lately and I’ve accepted that when the fridge is empty, it is empty until November. I’ve got an interview next week that looks promising, so hopefully I’ll never need to ask again ko-fi.com/kevinpoin…
I’ve done a fair bit of work on the Taste of Poverty website by bringing across all the recipes, taking more photos as I create new disasters, and starting to get a vibe. So anyways, that’s how I accidentally became a food blogger
I stumbled across this randomly fingerprint.garden
One of the cats let out the most rancid turd that they’re both in the litter trying to hide it as a team
Bump for the #MutualAidRequest, I’m down to my last 10€ now that needs to stretch for a little over a month. Yesterday I made a collection round from Too Good To Go and Phenix so I at least have a week or so worth of food for paying almost nothing ko-fi.com/kevinpoin…
I’ve got a paranoid feeling that I have bed bugs. The truth is I have something worse, cat litter in my sheets, lots and lots of bits of tracked in cat litter from the two boys
Calling out again for #MutualAidRequest for October, I didn’t make the Sept target and now I’m down to 40€ for the entire month. Nothing is paid except the rent and the final installment of the rental insurance - ko-fi.com/kevinpoin… #mutualaid #mutualaid2023
I have so much cool stuff from a decade ago, I used to write about any old shit. Why don’t I do that as much now ? I guess that was rhetorical since I kind of do through micro blogging but it isn’t really the same
Going on the Bristol Pound rabbit hole, I’ve found a few entries back in the archives. A couple good ones to start off with, Launch Day and Evening Discussion
Cloudflare is destroying the internet it claims to protect - web.archive.org/web/20231…
I can not stress how awesome this is www.colino.net/wordpress…
Earlier I was researching a potential employer on the down low. That was until I triggered an onboarding call where she noted how long I had an account with them and had to double check I accidentally didn’t trigger a duplicate payment from 2016 🥲
Side note I wasn’t intending to go outside today but since Too Good To Go finally had some packages from the large supermarket for dirt cheap with a great rating so I guess it’s a 10km roundtrip on foot for me
I’m hearing back about two jobs over the next two weeks and I hope that at least one of these will pan out, the last one was dead in the water en.journal.kevin.paris/b/1Y
Taxes, I’m going to get fucked by that one hard which is something I don’t need right now. I honestly don’t see a way I can afford to exist if I can’t get a job that doesn’t pay the minimum wage before the end of the month en.kevin.paris/donate/
For the electric I’m praying they’ll be appeased by a token payment and not shut me off before the trêve hivernale where they’re stuck with me until April 2024 and legally can’t.
£ bunq.me/kcostello… $ bunq.me/kcostello… Liberapay liberapay.com/ohmg/
Usual monthly post for assistance - I’m trying to figure out how to pay the electric, my phone, internet, food, you name it I’m already beyond the red since I was short of last months target. Bounced the tax bill too, so yeah concequences ko-fi.com/kevinpoin…
Cheesy 80s film and not leave bed ? Obvs
Also I did the import from en.journal.kevin.paris over to blog.sus.fr now that I’ve been able to get the internet back on. Anyways, not sure how the electric is getting paid this month but one drama per day
I made a grave error. I lifted Samy up to see what’s on the other side of the fence and now he’s absolutely lost his brain there is more of this world he hasn’t yet sniffed. I’ve got a black fluff ball zipping around trying to comprehend this magic
JFC, Samy (the mostly black cat) just scared the shit out of me when I went to the toilet. Just saw a shadow gliding around when I just left him in bed. Best part, he makes no noise, so the effect is more haunting
This was going to be a status update, then I had a rant en.journal.kevin.paris/2023/09/2…
Any particular reason a bunch of big name companies are sending me privacy policy updates ? Is there some kind of AI shit I need to know about ?
Semi-regular #MutualAid post about the current situation, I only made 41% of the €600 goal. While it all helps it still means I’m looking at a horrid October. I was 105€ down last month and equally this month because unemployment only pays days. If you can 🙏 ko-fi.com/kevinpoin…
Spinning Circle TV is my favourite channel - 3 bars and -107dBm we’re in the “could do 20mbps if it felt like it” territory
It would appear that I’ve got to the time of day where SFR has decided to tank out its data network no matter how great reception the 4G box has
I also say annulé like it didn’t take 45 minutes for anybody to realise the prestataire didn’t show up
The 12ème is the worst ème because there is literally nowhere to sit if you’re say half an hour early to the Pôle Emploi that opens no sooner than quarter past 9
J’ai fermé l’onglet, je ne peux pas être en colère si tôt le matin. Jupiter vit sur une autre planète et je le sais déjà
“Le chef de l’Etat a décidé de “se concentrer” sur la création d’emplois pour réduire la précarité.”, nous disons donc “Le chef de l’Etat a décidé de “se concentrer” sur la création d’emplois précaires.”
Je regrette déjà d’avoir lu cela www.francetvinfo.fr/politique…
I woke up at 5h to walk my ass over to the Pôle France au Travail by Macron and I swear to god they better not cancel this one too
In other news, I’ve been putting off going to the hypermarché since 7h this morning. At some point I will be forced to go
Felt cute, made a Wordpress en.journal.kevin.paris
I’m not one to be paranoid, but when three different connections (4G router, 4G mobile, fixed line internet) with two different providers are unbearably slow without a VPN, one starts to think that perhaps there might be some kind of scanning system you’re behind
I just found out the very hard way Tumblr will now only let you attach a domain that you buy from them to your Tumblr. They never mentioned this and it’s fucking shady.
Obvs can’t sleep because I just spent half an hour in the rain fixing the 4G box on to the window to get the most OK-ish signal (which is all I get here). Not even sure if it’ll be OK in a few hours because daylight scares the 4Gs or something
Internet just got cut off, now on 4G for a while F My poor-ass Life. This afternoon’s remote interview is going to be interesting. Usual links ko-fi.com/kevinpoin… kevin.paris/en/donate… to help make my life not suck
Always, and I can not stress this enough, ALWAYS, read the company’s Glassdoor page before you agree to an interview
In other news I have two interviews lined up now, as I got the “lol on a annulé” SMS from the Pôle, I also got an email from a company I applied to, um, I don’t know when but certainly not recently. Now I’m having to find decent clothes from my wardrobe that fit
If you cancel last minute with the Pôle emploi (France Travail™ by Macron), they’ll sanction the fuck out of you. If the Pôle emploi cancel on you while you’re on your way to the event you had a week notice for but they forgot to show up to, then you just get regular fucked by circulstance
There is a YouTube content creator that makes great stuff, but has a huge and repetitive watermark all over the screen that makes their videos unwatchable. All you see is watermark. Cut your nose off to spite your face kind of business
God always has the worst fans youtu.be/hz3ewboYp…
I’ve spent the last few months spending so little on food (8-10€ every week or so), that going to 17€ for not a lot of items and a few less days has scarred me a bit. I’m hoping that Tuesday’s interview will lead somewhere so I don’t have to exist like this for much longer
I’ve ate and I’m starting to regain my ability to be coherent. So, processed dinner not my greatest choice, but honestly I was just in a bit of a frenzy and hungry crazy - going for the fatty processed stuff that doesn’t require any weilding of knives or hand eye coordination. In the oven and eat
I’m struggling to put my thoughts (or lack there of more accurately) down, I’m going to eat and return to my senses before doing internet
In the interest of transparency, this is what I grabbed from Aldi. Not a great shop honestly and I over spent by 8€ as I wan’t really thinking straight. Left is treats 3,34€, middle is shit I ran out of ages ago 3,88€, and right dinner cheapest meat (6,99€), potatoes (1,89€), and sauce (1,29€)
Plus at this point I’m so brain dead my capacity to handle anything is hovering around “bingeing Mr Beast videos”
Super desperate #MutualAidRequest plea - this is all I have left until the end of the month, I’m currently on a diet of bread and water, I have the hunger shakes, no energy, brain fog, and next week I have an interview - bunq.me/kcostello… I’m desperate
I love how Bluesky implemented that great Twitter feature where the screen refreshes as you’re trying to read something or just as you click on a post to interact with it, but then you’ve clicked some random shit instead ❤️
Speaking of mild panic, I’m down to my last 7€. As in literally 7€ to live on until October, that doesn’t even remotely cover food let alone every bill hanging over my head. So I’m asking again for the #MutualAid train to try and make ends meet ko-fi.com/kevinpoin…
One of the cathartic things I’ve been not panicking to (when I really should) is my mildly hilarious / depressing blog “Taste of Poverty”. To pass the time I threw up a little website for it - kevin.paris/povertea/
I received a junk email about 10 minutes ago that actually fucking offended me, the audacity to send this WeBsItE dEsIgN crap AND be PASSIVE AGRESSIVE. Too far Denise, too fucking far
MacOS likes to complain that my disk is almost full constantly. Yes, I know, you’re supposed to not take 107GB of a 121GB drive for your own shit, and you’re also supposed to upload this to iCloud and delete the local copy for the above reason
My little blog server on the shelf has some attitude to just peace out and shutdown when it gets a bit warm. WE ALL CAN’T DO THAT SUSAN
I just evicted a spider, I don’t know what offended me about it the most - it’s size or that it didn’t contribute to the removal of any mosquitos. I wish it the best for it’s future endevours at its new location, the bin area outside
I figured out why Jarod was screaming at me all morning, he wanted his box outside. He demands comfort in the location of his choice and when he chooses it
My TV did an update this morning, all my quick select favourites were replaced with upsell streaming services that I don’t want. All my radio channels, gone to try and hawk Disney+ and Canal+ VOD
I also considered the option of going through Champs de Mars to save time and effort m, but a bourgeoise 10km run had me walking 2km extra around it
Having to leave so early in the morning for a supermarket hike means I miss all the discounts. Other option is fry to death to go later ko-fi.com/kevinpoin…
“Let’s think of government as an industry, where countries are firms and citizens are customers!” he [Friedman] declared. Of all the libertarian bros, crypto libertarian bros are the worst www.theguardian.com/news/2021…
Because I’m still super far from scraping by this month, I’ve had to choose again between internet and food, so I expect my access to be cut off in a week, so I’m begging for support again to not go insane / find a job #mutualaid ko-fi.com/kevinpoin…
How long this might last, no idea, honestly, since I’m still back to the wall and I’ve received a couple rejections again over the past few days. I will however, milk this moment of positivity to sit outside with the cats ko-fi.com/kevinpoin… kevin.paris/en/donate…
I’m in a kind of upward peak after probably the last few months of non stop dark level depression from, like everything. I’ve been called back from a place about a job I applied for months back and in writing up my little presentation I got a boost of “yeah I’m fucking great”
TotalEnergies who made 246 565 307€ in 2022 lost 46,71€ I already paid them and is trying to demand the full amount (140€)+ bailiff costs from me, somebody begging for donations on the internet. Theft put simply but I have no recourse ko-fi.com/kevinpoin…
Motivation is in such a negative today that I can’t even do anything let alone commit to laying down on the couch watching TV. Silence on the job front still and still less than 50% from making it this month ko-fi.com/kevinpoin… kevin.paris/en/donate…
I’ve been putting off the great walk to the supermarket all day, mainly because its going to be 30° and honestly I’m going to have to strap 20kg of shit to my body and lug it back home in that heat
We should all be angry about the our current timeline not having that 1970s future aesthetic amongst other things
Today not a great day, I intentionally overslept and the dread is still very much back. I missed my short window to hike up to the big supermarket too. I managed to get a bit of somewhere with the donations, but I’m still super far and back to dread ko-fi.com/kevinpoin…
It claims its overheating
Sep 1 20:41:12 kaja kernel: [2995794.251186] thermal thermal_zone0: critical temperature reached (128 C), shutting down Sep 1 20:41:12 kaja kernel: [2995794.254251] thermal thermal_zone0: critical temperature reached (128 C), shutting down
Very strange that my machine that runs blog.sus.fr decided to turn itself off, no crash, full on shutdown on its own accord
I have a sleep hangover today, woke up super early which isn’t bad. What isn’t great is that I had less than 3 hours sleep yesterday and didn’t fall asleep until after midnight, so hungover and underslept
Landlords : People are so mean to us, we’re just good people 🥺
Also landlords : youtu.be/8vpiuB0GW…
I had so little sleep my watch didn’t recognise it, so just having a very calm day. Just finished watching Jury Duty and quite frankly Ronald is absolutely adorable. I made a good viewing choice
I’ve been looking at ways to monitise (🤮) and I think my Taste of Poverty blog is where its at ko-fi.com/i/IX8X7OQ…
Until I monitise or get employed, if you’re able to help on Ko-fi or via kevin.paris/en/donate… I’d be forever grateful
#LiveJournal Remember what you wrote on this day, 28 Août, in the past
That time I used to cycle everywhere for fun and not requirement. The Bristol to Bath route wasn’t that bad actually, the Bath to Melksham, er, life threatening at best
I was finally able to trim some of the fur on Samy’s paws. Now he’s got full grip on both back ones, partial on his left front, and none on his right front. Not sure how this will manifest when they play later and he’s running around
I just received a donation in GBP, I won’t mention names for privacy but thank you so much for your extremely generous support 🙏 I’ve updated the goal on the Ko-fi page to include this ko-fi.com/kevinpoin… ❤️
September begins and waits for nobody, clearly. If you can help I’d appreciate it, I’m still very far away from covering this let alone the starting electric and miles away from eating 🥲
After I had my little meltdown, spent most of the day with the cats vaguely watching TV, then published a Taste of Poverty
If you’re inclined to donate :
If you’d like to know more about Greatest Manager Ever Celia and her great work (maybe this should be on her LinkedIn page) have a read of this, now you know a name - blog.sus.fr/~/English…
I’m going to slide the laptop away before I say something that somebody else (who deserves everything they get) is going to fucking regret by exposing all their bullshit in public
Oh and the hilarious irony - I make “too much” to get assistance from a food bank but too little to actually buy food. Maybe mental breakdown wasn’t a fair assessment, more like life ending nuclear meltdown brought to you by capitalism and some bitch called Celia (get run over by a bus bbz xx)
“Guess I can eat once every other fortnight” this isn’t hyperbole, I literally am 600€ short already for September (thanks URSSAF) and I have no idea what the fuck I can sell at this point other than blowjobs at the side of the road or a fucking kidney or two
THIS IS FINE as I rock back and forth in a corner unable to sleep even after being awake for more than 24 hours with the overwhelming oppression of having to decide what minimum I need to exist I have to cut back on. Guess I can eat once every other fortnight
So anyways, don’t mind me, just going to have an absolute mental breakdown on the basis I can’t afford to exist, my rent went up, I have to pay the garant insurance and my taxes leaving me in such a negative I might actually die while getting rejected for every job ever 🥰
Lol I just got the electric bill and let me tell you I look forward to living in the days before we had electric, because I can’t afford it and quite frankly they’re going to cut me off for not being able to pay it
Another day in dystopian capitalism “hey thanks for applying to this job you’re qualified for and that you need to remain in a house. Anyways, we’ve decided to not talk to you because you don’t have arbitrary thing we never asked for in the job ad xoxo stay funemployed babe”
I stand corrected, it is from the building. I had a smell of the electric cupboard and its being pulled in through the hole in the ceiling (I have an unintentional negative pressure in here) - not electrical fire stank either or over drawing electric to cause a fire
It transpires the smell may actually be the clim itself, somewhat chemical and not so much fire smell. Not entirely sure if this is one of those “passable” moments or if I should swap the units out
Je suis trop fatiguée pour réfléchir, mais pas assez pour avoir des idées géniales pour mon site web
I have a French and English account on a certain other network (not Xitter) and the difference between the two is like night and day - English feed is a lot of penises and the French one is all journalists
I still find it weird after months of being cut off the net and relegated to 4G hell at this point in the month, that my connection is still up because one of my friends got my payments to date
Firefox appears to have some kind of bug where if you leave a tab too long it will still display the content but I clicking on links does nothing
My sleep schedule switched to early mornings (which is great) so I should have left for the supermarket at 7h, instead I woke up at 10h and I won’t be leaving for another two hours when the temperature is going to be in the 30s instead of barely 20s 2/2
I’m having a lapse back into what I can only describe as deep depression where I just don’t want to wake up. This isn’t ideal as what actually happens is I suffer more concequences of this, like I’m going to fry walking to the supermarket 1/2
I have no idea what special event is happening that the police helicopter is low flying around my place every morning from 8h, but we can all agree ACAB. Especially the flying pigs
My sleeping patterns are absolutely shanked again, so obvs I’m speed watching three series on this Apple TV+ free trial
I’ll file that next to “walking 10km to go buy 4€ of discount food because locally is unaffordable” embarrassment
Something moderately embarrassing about being selected contrôle caisse automatique with 4€ of discount brand items
What the fuck is wrong with the water in Silicone Valley ? Don’t answer that, it was rhetorical, I know perfectly well its addies mixed with cocaine and lead poisoning from a bad batch of bottled water
Sure, I’ll spend 15 minutes rehashing my CV because your site can’t parse shit only for you to ignore my application 🥰
Also added benefit is that you have all the time in the world to find new interesting films and watch them youtu.be/UvRHvHs6f…
The only good thing about being unemployed and ghosted for jobs is that I got a whole lot of spare time to be playing Cities Skylines for days on end
I like my new version personal website that Geocities puked up, especially when I talk shit about corpobots kevin.paris/en/corpob…
I did the 10km walk up to Carrefour earlier and my left leg still has not recovered. I didn’t even do my usual vanish in the woods thing for a couple hours, no idea why it is giving this attitude
Annoyingly I must go to the big super market again, not looking forward to hauling back cat litter to save 3€
““Without a response from the employer, the Labor Standards Unit cannot proceed with processing wage claims and has no other option but to close this investigation,” Cannon said in a statement to The Leaf-Chronicle.” - we tried nothing and it didn’t work lien.sus.fr/Rl3KN
I saw this story crop up earlier on Mastodon, and honestly it is just wild - thehandbasket.substack.com/p/a-conve…
Au lieu de réduire les prix et de rendre les voyages en train plus abordables la SNCF permet désormais de payer en trois fois. Bienvenue dans l’enfer du capitalisme que nous avons laissé prospérer 👍
and I’m not even talking about Tom Paris, like 95% of the mens walking all over that place are fit, even all the alien men. Just everybody be hot in space
Star Trek Voyager really did have the market on the late 90s early 2000s hot men
Oopsie doopsies archive.ph/KjWsL
Google has been sending a lot of policy change notifications and quite frankly the amount of evil that oozes is pungent
I got ChatGPT to hallucinate a story based on the rough notes of my dream, which in itself was also a halluncination so we’re cooking on gas. I forgot most of the dream as soon as I woke up, so this’ll suffice redacted.id/vB7t9
I am in a state of severe fatigue but also violently awake because a spider just tried to stroll up my nostril while I was nearing the point of sleep
Fucking corpo bots are the worst headline.com/legal/cra… user agent pretends to be Firefox
Having changed browsers and not installed a plugin to block checkmarks on a certain letter site, I was immediately put off by the first three comments and closed the tab. Not worth it and no idea why anybody actively views that site
#LiveJournal Remember what you wrote on this day, 9 Août, in the past
Work hard for your employer and they will share the wealth 🙄
git clone git.joinplu.me/Plume/Plu… && pray
client_loop: send disconnect: Broken pipe384/730: time, rocket_http, rocket_codegen, walkdir
Always use screen kids
Samy not content with not being a part of climbing on a rather important piece of software trauma going on, would also like to smash keys and see if it crashes out the build
Oh this is painful, very very painful already. Rust just giving different versions based on the directory I’m in
error: failed to compile plume v0.7.3-dev (/home/plume/Plume), intermediate artifacts can be found at /home/plume/Plume/target
Caused by:
package time-core v0.1.1 cannot be built because it requires rustc 1.65.0 or newer, while the currently active rustc version is 1.64.0-nightly
Well fuck
I also imagine this is a symptom of both more traffic and also the database growing in size. Each of these problems would of course be better managed with PostgreSQL
I think I need to really get back and revisit the #Plume database thing. I’ve discovered when I have write errors because SQLite does one thing at a time, I manage to break the whole post and it doesn’t show on the homepage.
A new #Plume server has discovered mine, but since I’m having a weird database issue it means when I try to post I risk breaking my entry. So just got to wait for it to get my 7k articles
Cool cool, a tablet in perfect working order I just found was killed off and can be effectively bricked because capitalism
Ok so I think I did a thing right to add a seperate feed for my blog posts depending on the language
In celebration I made a page totally not making fun of Xlon Xusk oh.mg/x/ that is 100% hosted on my now not going to be disconnected internet
It hasn’t fully set in yet, but one of my friends covered my internet bill this month so I’m caught up again. Won’t need to suffer a 10-15 day disconnection again and I won’t have to pay a late charge
#LiveJournal Remember what you wrote on this day, 7 Août, in the past
An interesting one from 22 (!) years ago when I just rambled about my existence because the internet didn’t suck.
Anyways, I’ve been putting off walking in to the forest again (and going to the cheaper hypermarché at the same time). Should probably get around to that before the hookening
Another part of this crisis is that I like the idea of what I was doing with gemini, but the main issue here is that hosting from my house when my internet is terminated every month for 10-15 days is a problem. Not just for my sanity, but also for reliability
I’m having a life crisis, I’m not happy with any of my internet presence (again). I don’t know what I want or how I want it to be. I let a lot of my domains expire (lol poor) but I still have my special core ones and I want them to all be loved equally
#CloudFlare has arbitrarily decided to constantly check any request I make to a site that uses this blasphemy. The problem, it doesn’t work. Random fails or just hangs in an eternal loop of verification. No way out or recourse, just blocked from a large percentage of the ‘net
#LiveJournal Remember what you wrote on this day, 6 Août, in the past
“OMFG I DON’T EVEN OWN THAT BIT OF THE CAR AND IT’S RUINED”
Who in their right mind would pay Quora for Quora answers ? Might as well have Yahoo! knocking at your door asking for change every time you read “Am I Pegnunt” on Yahoo! Answers. BSaaS - Bullshit as a Service economy is almost a comedy
Perhaps one day this rebrand will be complete or not, bankruptcy (moral and otherwise) comes at you fast
Quelle surprise youtube.com/shorts/rh…
Jarod is a bit weird, he enjoys chilling out with me and then suddenly realises he’s not very cat and will run away to be in one of his many boxes
#LiveJournal Remember what you wrote on this day, 5 Août, in the past blog.sus.fr/~/English…
Proton Bridge seems to be wanting to download my entire 70GB mailbox on to my hard drive, which totally misses the point of unloading all that data to not my hard drive in the first place
Google removing their X-Complaints-To header in Groups USENET posts certainly does say more than enough about the level of evil they aspire to be
The creativity of the internet always amazes me xxx.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.xxx
I’m making a serious consideration if I switch my email client to Alpine
Yesterday, I went for a 10k walk to the only big (read : cheap) supermarket in the area so I didn’t have to pay 5€ for bog roll. My legs still hurt and I realised I forgot something, so I shant traverse la rue thanks
#LiveJournal Remember what you wrote on this day, 3 Août, in the past
Complaining about the early 2000s internet on the go situation
The side effect of this is that Samy and I get to look forward to the nuclear turds that come after the meats eats
Jarod seems to be having issues eating his croquettes, his dental situation isn’t great from living on the streets (and he’ll eat rocks because he’s stupid). He’s lost weight so he’s getting meat every day in lieu of every other day to make sure he’s getting fed properly. He’s got no complaints
Of all the insults that could be thrown, I found a new one “We would like to get to know you better within this automated interview. This is the first step of our recruiting process. Following you will receive two questions. Please answer these questions by sending us a video.”
and because lol, I washed all my bedding yesterday evening and obviously it rained last night. Very much the one step forward, sixteen steps back vibe that I’m in
I’ve got to the point where waking up isn’t that important, so just do it whenever, getting ready not that important so just sit watching YouTube for hours until I’m disgusted with myself. Ex employer is still being a dick about what they owe me too, so another reason to avoid the world
It is 2023 so why does Windows need more than a day to extract a 2GB zip file my Macbook took seconds to do ?
A large percentage of the internet being behind CloudFlare is totally a great idea. Especially when it’s arbitrary “security check” breaks and won’t do shit
It has been over two months since I heard people calling themselves AI artists, and I’m still brutally offended by it
Hey babe the new Honest Government ad just dropped
I made a complaint against Uber to the CNIL like three years ago, and since a lot of people had the same idea, I just received a response. The CNIL is basically checking up if I still hate Uber or if they got around to not ignoring me
I can never make up my mind how I want to do things, but what I can make my mind up on is how tacky I want oh.mg to look 🥰
Nous vivons dans une réalité absurde où la majorité doit souffrir tandis qu’une petite minorité achète des babioles brillantes avec les richesses volées. Ces gens sont des parasites de notre société et de notre planète qui privatisent les richesses et socialisent les conséquences
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Fediverse Blogging for the Win I’m going to try moving my posting to [redacted identity] mainly on to Plume[1], currently I publish a static file with my writings to my Logarion[2] install then deploy it out to the servers to sit there and serve. While this is great and I can’t tell you how amazing it is to be able to move static files from place to place rather than trying to figure out if your bloatware PHP thing will work on a new web host without making it explode, or worse if it ever breaks trying to pull your writings out of it. But I quite like the Plume concept and the ability to make and receive comments on the fediverse without using some advertising hell like Disquis. Comments on Wordpress are horrid, mainly SPAM and you need to use yet another plugin to stop it, but so far there doesn’t seem to be a massively easy way to flood junk comments on to the fediverse (I say this with no irony knowing my federate timeline is mainly SPAM from fediverse.blog). The server seems to be fairly stable and PageKite is doing the job quite well, so I think it’s time to really give it a blast. My Logarion version[3] will continue to be updated, so don’t worry about that. In terms of the never ending project to get my old stuff somewhere[4], I’ve yet to figure out Plume’s API so if you know anyway to make that work let me know, otherwise I might upload everything to W8[5] or my WriteFreely instance[6]. => ift.tt/ASBYuwk [1] Plume => ift.tt/at6pHLy [2] Logarion => ift.tt/31AOGfg [3] Logarion version => ift.tt/qGz0nsZ [4] get my old stuff somewhere => w8.org [5] W8 => write.om.gay [6] WriteFreely instance
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=> ift.tt/VRnzQe3 Cover Image Please don’t judge the lack of dusting For a while now I’ve been moving a lot of my “data” back from the far reaches of the corporate internet where possible. It has been a long term change, I like self hosting, it’s something interesting to do and fun to get things to work. I stopped for a while since the new internet is basically just bots trying to wreck what they can, harvest data, or gleefully sent off with compromised credentials to steal. However, I’ve got quite a fair bit better at locking down the servers and the network. Since the proliferation of utter shitfuckery (2016) I’ve moved my digital life over to hosts in more stable countries or used trusted hosts, then gradually started moving things back on to machines at home. During the Eternal Lockdowns(TM) fully rebooted this project and now with the farce the social networks and their glorious leaders living in their own plain of existence (plus the occasional leak of how the companies are being run) I was able to kick it up a gear. Lately I’ve joined up also using cooperative external hosts like Ouvaton, Nubo, and L’Autre Net for things I don’t have the capcity to do myself. Over the past month I was able to rehome => photos.om.gay Photo Hosting => w8.org Microblogging => blog.om.gay Blogging => om.gay Email + Web => gemini://oh.mg Gemini => gopher://oh.mg Gopher Some of these things hosted on one of the machines in the cover image, which isn’t bad going for an ADSL connection. For the moment, still getting back on the ropes with Plume (managed to acquire some not so great federated SPAM / instances I’ve blocked), working out how (and where) I repatriate my LiveJournal entries, and just vibing.
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I have been reconsidering moving my little archive back on to a shelf in my house, you know, modern economy problems and all of that. => /redacted/bas8dp.gmi I wrote a thing a while back about never being technically happy I’m still using Ouvaton for a few things, I still very much believe in that project, but I feel some of my use cases can be a little too out of the box for their platform and that I’m taking a bit too much of their time which is limited. I also have a bit of security conciousness to the New Internet(TM) and the nightmare an unpatched server running scripts can expose you to. I worked out a solution for a more self-contained hosting platform which will at least keep itself updated (you might be able to figure out which one if you poke around). Thankfully, the site is really low key usage and mainly static which works perfectly for my shit ADSL line. I’ve also been able to re-organise the internal mail server (technically more of a mail flinger) to cooperate with the new set-up. I did have to go back to the relay thing, but now my over all change to my inbound email is mainly encrypted and email addresses munged before it arrives to the external MX. I have also restarted hosting gemini content internally, which means I can start using the root level of my domains (no more www.oh.mg needed) and the domains that aren’t used for non-web reasons, unfortunately, get to go back on CloudFlare to knock down the server’s exposure to non-filtered channels. In terms of the om.gay domain I’ve really worked the DNS on that hard, the geo-DNS has been used to the max. Certain countries known for not so great laws or an abundance of bots are now redirected to a professional webhost, with for the most part, a nearly identical copy of the site. Either be it on the root or the www subdomain, I decided that those places aren’t that valuable for gemini or gopher content delivery. The www subdomain is still an option, I’m aware that the ping for this server can be real bad the further away you get, even within Europe it can be pretty bad. The CDN is presented for anywhere outside of Europe and if you’re within and have a shitty connection here, let me know where you’re based and I can do some country specific changes. The great thing about not being funnelled through the CDN is that updates are more live.
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I’ve been meaning to properly break this into a proper entry, but I have a feeling that I won’t have the time to do it. So I present you the raw notes from when I woke up from the fever dream that was Christian Parker Theatre. Christian Parker Theatre dream - alien running around, somebody driving a bubble, people running around in exaggerated 80s disco suits watching the chaos unfurl making snide comments like “that’s not how spoons work” 80s people wearing McHammer style clothes but solid kind of like paper-mache or something you’d see on a toy (shoulders and chest huge) A game apparently, goal is to run over the alien in the bubble and then it farts Alien screams Christian Parker Theatre every so often, thus the name
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That subject is quite frankly the best of Vaguebooking I can do, but fear not it’s on a purely technical level. When I started OH.MG I wanted to create a nice little archive of things and I did that, then I decided to test out my l337 h4x0r skillz by self hosting, creating my own little CDN, and then finally going wild with an actual CDN. Eventually I created a monster, my deploy script is HUGE and takes forever to push anything out, even the most minor of creations, and the cost, holy shit bags, the pouvoir d’achat is not great right now and running that many hosting accounts is not at all cheap. I’m fairly certain I wrote that exact line before, but I can’t be farked to find where I did. Although it is safe to say, I learned shit since that post, so perhaps we leave that to rest. Anyways, I wasn’t happy with my creation, it was hard to deal with, confusing, trying to deal with the pure mess that was in the backend and it drove me mental. So I restarted from almost scratch that required me to have a hard think and reflect on what I was doing. Back in January, I got hyper obessed with registering om.gay, sometimes I get these flashes of not very clear thinking that won’t go away and always come with instant regret afterwards. Considering that om.gay is quite the premium name, it was dedication on my part to push through the checkout, but the name spoke to me. Now we find ourselves here in August and om.gay really has not been used, it’s there for Gemini, mostly mirrored oh.mg and certainly not living it’s best life here. I’ve been hesitant to use it more, cos it’s kind of weird effectively coming out all the time to random strangers (look at me assuming that the majority of my visitors aren’t bots) when I give out my website or email address. I got over that, fuck it, YOLO. That’s great since .gay has DNSSEC and it actually looks cool like OH.MG. Does this mean I fell out of love with OH.MG ? No, of course not, I’m still using it but in a less obvious way. OH.MG got very complicated to manage because it’s locked in to a lot of technical things, in grained in to my internal network, and all kinds of nerd shit. That’s what made managing the web presence on OH.MG super complex, so now it’s redirecting web to om.gay. Getting back on track with this entry, om.gay is the web and gemini archive for me, it makes more “branding” sense, and within that the entire archive has been minimised in to as few directories as possible. Much more easy to handle, more clear, no crazy ass edge rules to put plasters on the monster to keep it churning. I also put a pretty picture on the frontpage. Go me.
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After doing a lot of hacking around I’ve almost completed my OH.MG move. Just waiting on the SSL cert to be dropped on the main server (you’ll notice this if you’re in Europe), hashed up the GeoDNS to easy up the need for a CDN in certain places, and the content
I, of course, did all my work in an all night frenzy that lasted until I passed out at 6h. You can really tell what parts got closer to that hour 😅
I’m waiting for my host to install the domain cert (manual job) so if you’re visiting www.om.gay from within Europe you’ll get errors, everywhere else, you’ll get file errors until I rebuild entirely from the archive
Last night I decided to fully redevelop my site from the ground up. I’ve gone full hog, change to the structure, colour theme, and more importantly, I’ve adapted the GeoDNS to use the CDN only when necessary / provide different content in certain countries
Incidentally, Total Energies who not long ago emailed me to say that my tariff was no longer commercially viable are now reporting record profits
If you didn’t think it was time to eat the billionaire class, it is, the energy companies are ripping us off, the landlords are spiking up rents because they can, and multimillion euro companies are destroying the planet
I’ve been rethinking what I’m doing online and how I’m doing it, this has been going on for a while for other reasons : => /redacted/gjb2df.gmi Entry “Changes to the System” Recently I’ve started using a CDN service based in Slovenia, the price isn’t too bad for what I’m doing so it means I can focus less on perfectly planting a host that for the most part is accessible from most places (mainly being America). The CDN costs a few cents a month to give a bit of a boost to the delivery speed and managing some of the bot problems. Following this up that I’ve been looking for a better place to keep my data, and I’ve started to come across a rather large network of cooperative hosts. I’m a member of Nubo(1) (based in Belgium) who I’m looking at potentially to move my email (still not exactly sure) to and more close to home a web host called Ouvaton(2) (based in France). I had a bit of fun setting up the multiple hosts, but in general I’m spending far too much money on hosting that I don’t really need and use. Not only that considering the nightmare of climate hell we’re in, I don’t even want to know about the CO2 all this is adding. The benefits to me here are that I can drop a lot of financial obligation for a website that is basically static and that I can be more involved in the organisation where I keep my data. Over the weekend, I’ve moved all the files over to Ouvaton and repointed the CDN. There are still a few parts that are on the other hosts which I need to start spinning down / repointing back to Ouvaton. As for email, I’m still working that out, for the most part between how much I’m using Simplelogin my mailbox is encrypted. The only thing I’m testing is filtering and deliverability from simplelogin to the new host. I may even just keep it with mailbox.org and Proton. => nubo.coop/fr/ (1) Nubo => ouvaton.coop (2) Ouvaton
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Because I fell asleep on the sofa all day, I’m now getting around to moving OH.MG over to Ouvaton.coop – La Coopérative d’hébergement numérique
I’ve been in the office all week and the cats have been stuck inside for a while. This weekend’s home project so they can frollick outside is moving what I can on OH.MG to cooperative run services (web hosting / email)
For the last couple days I’ve been having this weird obsessive dream about a domain name (it’s already taken) and I genuinely can’t explain why it’s woken me up at 5h30 this morning
Jarod is getting caught on the sofa again, of course trying to trim 1mm of claw to fix this has turned into a drama. We do this every 3-4 weeks, results are always the same
I have two things happening today - Samy seems to have this game of trying to stick his backside in my face and I’m looking at OH.MG considering what changes I want to make
I’ve got a whole god damn bag of mice, various colours, but if blue mouse isn’t there, we have a problem. He’s also a bit upset all his favourite balls are missing (he hid them all)
I just had to crawl around on the floor to try and find Samy’s blue mouse. He picked this toy up as soon as it came out of the package, every since it’s become a family heirloom
In other news, my electric went up three times in the last two months, but am I here with the Aircon on 24/7, you fuckin' bet
Update. He’s rolled out of bed to drop a turd, anyways guess I’ll be haunted by thoughts all night and the stench from the litter 👍
Having one of those shitty nights, brain focusing on the 💩, cat curled up on bed with me. Trying to focus on his soft fur (+ he’s taken half the bed) and purge my mind. Cats solve everything
Anyways, I obvs had to dispose of the thing but at least it’s looking like this small part of Paris won’t be seeing the usual summer time rat realness
My cats are pretty hilarious sometimes, the older one got the younger one to flush out a rat for him. Then he took off with it after the younger one basically did all the leg work
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If you didn’t feel old, you will now - Sailor Moon at 30: Looking Back at the Iconic Series
I finally got all my sites out of one text repository. Tonight, two years late, I work on getting the Gopherhole mirroring the available content in .txt form
I’ve started to upload my photo albums to a self-hosted photo system.
Also cos I got bored I wrote a thing about What’s Running OH.MG
Jarod also has the occasional nightmare, either Samy or I have to rescue him from them every so often as he’ll cry loudly in his sleep. In nicer news, the new neighbours like to watch them live their best lives in the terrasse
Samy the shy guy, is no longer shy, he’s now really opened up, we spend time together, and he has a thing for feet. As in he seems to hate them and mine are covered in claw marks 😂
Jarod my former street cat friend seems to have got worms at some point and they came back, two taxis and 67€ later he’s on meds for the week. Great thing is he’ll eat literally anything so pills in meat don’t phase him in the slightest
Brief internet fame, getting that dopamine is harder than it was in the 90s
Kind of proud of the new site, you don’t notice much (maybe except all the permalinks have changed). Swapped over the content on the Gemini server, web server is happening shortly.
I’m going to try and totally rebuild my web / gemini site today. Wish me luck, it could be a total disaster
Haven’t updated the content on my site for a month or so, but did I just add a mailing list subscribe box and some ASCII Art. Obvs yes
OK, I finally settled on the new email provider and I’m slowly moving over the domains one by one. Self hosting email has been fine, but I can’t find an equivalent filtering / relay service in Europe that is cheap and functional as the US one I’m using.
I’m also running out of disk space on the self hosted machine and I have zero motivation to install and migrate a new copy on a new machine.
The good part is that I don’t now have to run multiple accounts for my personal email and Delta.chat (kind of the reason I’m moving mostly away from Proton).
Speaking of Proton, this was all really kicked off when their new app showed up. Made the service utterly unusable on Android, on top of the lack of ability to extend beyond Visionary. You run out of space, tough shit, want more domains, lol no.
It was a bit of a hard decision as well, there were two providers I use almost equal but one with ethics more aligned to my own without a few rather important functionalities. If they come up with the goods later, I’ll probably migrate again
Today I was a cas contact for the first time, as if COVID isn’t done with us, contrary to what the French government seems to think as they desperately try to get re-elected 🤷♂️
Jarod and Samy have been here for a week now, and today is the first proper lazy day we’ve had. They’re at least settled in now
I’m fed up with the state of the internet now. I just blocked incoming HTTP/S + Gemini ports from my home set-up because yet again bots have taken down my servers. Fuck them and fuck the people who are actively ruining the internet (and Zuckerberg)
Hey @fitbit awesome product you have there! Love how the Ionic can apparently can start fires and the Versa 2 screen just dies 🤩
For anybody wondering the follow up to the CDG problem. No direct way to Paris, had to take a rail replacement, and it took two and a half hours to get home 🤷♂️
In an effort to Europe-ify my web presence I’m trying out an EU CDN provider, it seems to work so there is a possibility I can probably move oh.mg away from CloudFlare to another EU DNS provider
Who can I petition to run this on every screen on a loop in the baggage collection area in CDG with “Bienvenue à Paris” as an overlay
I have had zero problems on the other end of each flight, always some kind of transport that is cheap and easily accessible. But come to Paris and it’s a fucking mission to make it 10km
Keeping in mind that I’ve flown from CDG pretty consistently for the past three months, and I can count on one finger the amount of times I was actually able to use the RER
I fucking can not with La RATP right now. I get back to Paris on Friday after 22h, buses are on strike and the RER B as usual isn’t running because fuck you travaux. I guess I’ll just Rentre Avec (m)Tes Pieds from CDG
So Noctilien, other than the driver deciding not to pick up people randomly and being at Gare de l’Est at the most terrifying time in the morning. It wasn’t so bad
Considering that the RATP app in general is so awful that it some how recommends the absolute worst way to get anywhere, I shouldn’t be surprised by this
Nothing more safe than ditching people at Gare du Nord at 3h du mat to wander around to find a stop that’s actually at Gare de l’Est
Having to take a series of Noctiliens to CDG in a few hours, and RATP tried to send me to a bus stop that no longer exists through their official app 🙄
Cat Related Entry | Redacted Identity by OM.Gay
Playing with Geographical Load Balancing | Redacted Identity by OM.Gay
Seems that the deployment worked pretty well, the response time for visitors in Australia and South Africa has tumbled to a few ms from a few hundred 🎉
It does mean I’ve had to kill of some subdomains that the ssl cert isn’t for, and contain the files within the root directory
Doing it on www.om.gay this time, if it works maybe I’ll do oh.mg too
Because I’m curious, I’m trying geodns to offer up a server closer to the visitor. I have 4 hosting accounts, one ssl cert for the domain, and I’m going to see how this works
If anything we’ve learned in the last few years, we’re all helpless passengers in a car driven by a handful of rich psychopaths
I Should Write | Redacted Identity by OM.Gay
Particularly the PSF site is taxing me a bit, how do you remain funny when reality is a clusterfuck and it’s easy to fly a bit too close to the sun
My posts for a while are going to be erratic at best, so keep with me for the moment. I’m working on a satrical project GOUV.LLC and I need ideas. I’ve base lined it, but brain no brain good
Overnight Kaja’s condition deteriorated and she fell into a coma. The hospital was able to recussiate her, but 3 hours later it happened again. This time she wasn’t able to be brought back.
Kaja passed away at 6h this morning.
This is the photo the ASCII art is based off of, can’t remember exactly when this photo was taken but it was a long time ago
Kaja - Her Current Situation | Redacted Identity by OM.Gay
Hopefully she’ll pull through this at home / with the vet as being alone in a strange place is not an ideal situation for her
Kaja has been getting fluids from the vet, she’s still not drinking on her own though. Random spirts of mobility, if the vet can’t get her past this then she’ll have to be hospitalised
Off the back of my previous post, I’ve put a bit more details in to this journal entry - Kaja
Kaja is in a very bad state right now, the vet did a blood test (and she put a hole in my thumb as he took blood). Diabetes on top of kidney, liver, and pancreatic failure. I’m watching her try to drink water, she’s got the whole bed room to herself now
Kaja is really unwell tonight and is showing no interest in eating, so we have a vet appointment first thing. 2022 is a cunt and it’s doing it to my cat
“Votre compte PayPal est actuellement restreint. Nous vous avons récemment demandé de prendre les mesures nécessaires sur votre compte, et nous n’avons pas reçu de réponse.”
Fun fact PayPal : If you don’t ask me for something, I can’t answer it
It’s late, I found a directory “corp” in my source files for the site, so I created a thing. Meatah Corporation
Today I learned the difference between a blocked pipe and piss poor plumbing by dropping two bottles of drain cleaner to discover the latter
I’m such an idiot. I was thinking I couldn’t make www.oh.mg work because LE on DH wasn’t going to have it without the root domain. WELL GUESS WHO HAS A 5 YEAR CERT FOR OH.MG AND WWW.OH.MG. Whattadick
OH.MG Moves | Redacted Identity by OM.Gay
It’s also nearly 1h, the streets are filled with fireworks and assholes honking. PSG did something apparently
Turns out content was the easy part, now just adding all the redirects is going to be the annoying part
I’ve commenced work, that means that gemini://om.gay is a bit broken until all the updates get applied
It also means I need to install the new version of kiln on the homebox which I’m not excited about, the version isn’t as flex as my old one on the VPS
How I vision this - redirect oh.mg to a hosted website (rather than self hosting the WWW), om.gay becomes the gemini site, gopher / BBS / etc stays where it is. Awful branding but it works.
I think tonight I’m going to do some work on moving everything around, I’m having too many issues with the OH.MG Gemini Server, content is all over the place, not much has changed since November 2020, and the clutter in the backend. Babby jeebus
Rodents are always a possibility, it is Paris after all, but she’s not been like this since we moved in about 6 months ago
She’s storming around quite upset, so not exactly sure what she’s been smelling (probably her litter I threw out today) to drive her this nuts
We were outside for about half an hour before she decided time was up. Still not at all happy about the preventative techniques I used to keep her from invading the neighbours places
I’m sat outside with Kaja at 2h du mat because she is obsessed with being outside and trying to get to the bins
I’ve been doing some house cleaning and started to use my internal usenet server / groups with a bit more vigeur
A couple days ago one of my card details were breached somewhere and it was used to make a 230 000 VND purchase on Play store. I stopped the card so quickly, while Google is still investigating, I managed to prevent the transaction from being claimed.
The moral of this story, get a bank that gives you real time notifications of usage, that can geoblock cards to certain countries, and that you can decide the limits / if it can be used in cash machines. I caught the person testing the card with a small limit (230000VND is about 8€) before ramping it up or trying to score it elsewhere.
This is particularly important if your bank will hold a deposit for card disputes (usually per transaction), and good luck doing that if all your funds are gone three days later when it shows up on the statement.
I’ve got to the stage of being disconnected from Facebook for so long it’s started to email me to try and get me back on. No thanks, I’m good
The Spam Just Won’t Stop | Redacted Identity by OH.MG
Birdsite is going ultra anti-vax, to the point it’s trying to constantly shove me into one of their voice chats. If you think social media is harmless, it’s not. Anything for money
Stompwatch is now my new life, not because I actually care about his life, he just makes it impossible not to hear him as he enters / exits the building
I’m having a real struggle bus trying to keep up the gemini server on OH.MG, I have a feeling it might be having problems with a port sniffing bot and crashing out. I’m giving sourcehut pages a go on another domain and it seems to be alright stability wise
For reference, I’m not anal, if you have a party here and there, whatever. If you have one almost every week, you can get fucked
Understand I never thought I’d be here CALLING THE FUCKING POLICE ABOUT A NIGHTCLUB IN LY COMPLEX, but here we are see - L’histoire de Stompy McStomper | Redacted Identity by OH.MG redacted.id/86a9646d
I live less than 500 metres from a massive police station, and here we are 4 hours in to upstairs' 3rd party of the season until JE NE SAIS QUAND DU MAT FUCKIN BORDEL and none of these fuckers can be bothered to show up
Round 2 of doom scroll replacement, I searched “macintosh” on geminispace.info and got some good content out of it
Adios Facebook | Redacted Identity by OH.MG - I wrote a thing about what I do with my phone, and why doom scrolling is no longer part of it
This is the new setup, hidden some work and financial things, but trying to cut the screen time on some of the web (although I do need to keep Chrome for work)
I’m probably going to write a post to Redacted.ID for this, but tl;dr I’ve deleted a bunch of apps on my phone and moved out Chrome as the browser
I went to boot up my old Macintosh PPC, it seems to be running but these modern monitors won’t display. I could have sworn I got it to work once, but that’ll be a weekend project
Forever Distracted | Redacted Identity by OH.MG - “Drag and drop to cloud providers and have some other external service parse that, meh, fun for a couple minutes at best.”
I hate this part of the night, where I have so many bright ideas but far too tired to put them in to action
The Hell of Dating Apps | Be Gay, Do Crime by OHM.GAY - “The internet sucks boys and there is no way in hell I’m downloading Tinder.”
Inexplicably twitter decided to remove my homepage address from my profile. No warning, just happened
This might be a long shot, but my cat is on a treatment this week which needs her to take a pill. Tonight she’s very much decided she’s no longer tolerating it and I’m struggling to get the thing down her throat. Anybody got tips ?
As I’m working on reorganising everything OH.MG (I wrote about it), I’ve actually managed to really screw up the Gopher server. My concept didn’t play out so well 😅
2021 found another way to be horrible at the very last moment Betty White, veteran actress who starred in The Golden Girls, dies shortly before 100th birthday
Merry Christmas to all!I tell you from heart, not like those chain messages that is only copied and paste without seeing what is being sent.They are the best youth basketball team of all Guadalajara.A hug.Merry Christmas and Happy 2005🌲 ♥
It’s Christmas or something, but here I am installing a potential home email server if I can get the server installed and to use an external drive for storage. If it works, I might switch away from the 35GB I get with ProtonMail to the 550GB I can get on my own hardware
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The guy upstairs really needs to invest in carpets, or at least not wearing shoes in the house
At minimum not slamming doors
#30DayWritingChallenge - Day 1
I have been doing many things except maybe writing on my journal
Here we are again, a year later, same shit, and a new variant for the lolz. The only thing that’s different is the lack of curfew, well, for now. I’ve been a touch bored on the interwebs, so I re-registered some of my old domains from over 10 years ago. Such joy.
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Is there anybody out there who knows much about leafnode? I’m trying to work out how to get the filter file to work, and remove posts from googlegroups
AWS - The Trash Heap of the Internet #SpaceTwatBezos
I need to figure out how I can do this at the high firewall level, but without having to manually enter thousands of IP ranges by hand
Saturday is clean up day, so I blocked all of Bezos' IP ranges from my Web server. Trash connections from AWS is what it seems to be doing alot
I didn’t believe the yee haw attitude of quarantine protocols in Promethius and Alien Covenant. But Covid happened and it makes sense now
I live in an apartment that is just shy of 30m2 and yet somehow I’ve lost my cat in here. She has this ability to vanish and the intelligence to get away with a murder
Before I go to bed (which I should have done hours ago), I’m considering a mailing list as a comment / discussion medium for redacted.id 👍👎?
The Import Begins Today - Reliving your traumatic youth through publically available blog posts 👍
If you haven’t seen Alf’s Room you should, unless your Japanese is good enough a translation in your browser might be OKish. I really like his style and what he’s created, this is something I’ve been trying to do since the MMN days
I’m Still Awake - more stories from insomnia
Just had to change the SPAM settings on my self-hosted mail servers to treat gmail.com emails more harshly than any other. Because of course, Google is the power house of trash on the internet
I like picking up flags of places I’ve been, but I think on this occasion I may have gone a touch overboard. It’s quite huge
Made some casual changes to OH.MG to drop the images and go full text, it’s droped the overall size of the site to about 21k so not bad. Still got to work out if I want to move the pure HTML site over to a webhost & if so how
It’s been a bit of a wild ride this week, but here I am about to go out just as it’s getting dark in Oslo 😅
I finally got back online, the cause of the outage - an ancient copper cable desperately holding my phone line together aged out and slipped out of the socket
My Freebox seems to be having a bit of a night so it’s questionable if any of the servers are responding properly until they fix it - OH.MG Status
I started the solution to my previous post, I created The Eternal Archive which is in IPFS space. Now to churn everything out to make it live
I need to revisit the project of pulling all my old LiveJournal posts and properly archiving them under OH.MG somewhere
I did not realise that the gemini server had been offline for so long. I’d normally get HetrixTools to watch it but they check every 10 minutes (current one once an hour) and I dunnae think she can handle it cap’ain
Yey I did it (and all the links are broken cos I did it all fixed like)
Trying to work out how I push OH.MG into the IPFS sphere, still barely any idea but I’m getting there
I’ve done it, well most of it, the BBS' domain has been changed to free.mg and next step is to get the static site hosting working (gotta do a ftp server) and kiln to run on a crontab
I need to plan things better, I trigger purchased a domain, set it up, changed my mind, and now I have a better idea what I want to do with it so I have to change everything now🤷♂️
I had to shutdown the BBS server for about 15 minutes, something has started to seize a connection with the modem again
I’ve got to do some work on the BBS over the weekend, some of the mail areas are acting up probably riddled with file locks too. I’ve also got to reset the domain as well from bbs.ec to ix.oh.mg or maybe bbs.oh.mg, not decided
Ô.LU has also been updated, not sure when that’ll go live though
Five weeks later, my ISP got their shit together and I can say that OH.MG is back !
In the sea of bad news, there is good. When I setup the BBS machine in the new flat, the modem started to respond again, if the internet comes back then dial-up service can resume
Every so often I hear about the Drop Bear, today more than once
Pour une raison inconnue @freebox ne semble pas pouvoir se connecter à mon internet. Je vis au milieu de Paris, pas au Mont Everest (@freemobile nous devons parler de votre couverture 4G) #MerciFree
I love it when @free just not tell me shit and I get a surprise 🥰 “Accusé/Réception de la commande de votre ligne validée par Free Optique La commande a été refusée” + “25/09/2021 Le ticket ouvert auprès de l’assistance technique le 08/09/2021 a été fermé.”
Free Saga : cancelled the appointment yesterday afternoon, won’t activate my ADSL line, wall of silence again
I’ve been left without Internet for three weeks, two failed installs, and one again on Friday that’ll probably be another fail 🤷♂️
The part that really got me is when I pushed them to at least get the ADSL switched on, I was told they didn’t want to send 2 sets of technicians
More glorious fun with Free today, they showed up to install then vanished without telling me. Still no internet
Only problem with that is sometimes the sound becomes desynchronised and it’s absolutely weird to watch
I’ve also improvised TV, streaming from a laptop, HDMI cable out, then use bluetooth to connect to my non-responsive Freebox Delta (because lolz étape 2) for sound
Things are much more settled now with the lights on, still running of 4G, but at least I don’t need to worry about my battery dying :D
Oof, so they came to install the fibre to find out what shit fuckery another company pulled to make it “fibre ready”. Spoiler, it’s not
Kaja has been pretty chill about the situation today considering, I’m not exactly pleased though Enedis forgot to give me electric 🙄
will they just fuck off already, especially Les Fucking “Patriotes”
Her tempertantrums are the part of this whole affair I was dreading the most, and I haven’t even got to the point of putting a single thing in a box (let alone her) before crazy spice comes out
Agency forgot we had the état des lieux to do so all postponed to this afternoon. Started to get some of Kaja’s things ready, and holy shit she’s fucking raging. Sat in the corner hissing and taking shots for moving her little bed to the side
The things I’ve just had to do to get internet access tonight is a fucking joke, I’m running on the most hobbled together shit fuckery of a connection, and no jokes I had to tape my phone to the ceiling to get this
At some point in the next 2 weeks I need to take down OH.MG for a couple days as I physically move the servers to a new location
and of course we have Kaja, she gets enraged about me moving things and cleaning up. So I have to move her first in to an empty flat, stay with her for a while to get comfortable with the new place, then start moving things
I found, got accepted by, and will be signing for a new appartement next week. I haven’t physically moved a single thing and I’m already exhausted by this experience
I was really concerned with all the plague parades around that when traffic was stopped and there was chanting, I’d have another wonderful Saturday. Instead, for once, there is a normal protest of Maliens and I’ve missed seeing them in the last few weeks
For the lolz I made Vaovao OH.MG® using a new template with the same content. It’s a fat load, but it looks ok
Of course this doesn’t mean defeat, I’m going to try and strip it down as much as possible and see what happens #yolo
My current site is about 83kb give or take because of some link backs I have to webrings and link sites (remember those)
I want to change the HTML template of OH.MG and I found a good looking one but it’s so meaty. There is about 500kb of CSS and Javascript, like ¿ por que ?
I’ve started using twtxt and it’s a bit nice. oh.mg/twtxt.txt
Lady Kaja is currently sheading because we had a short burst of warm weather, now that it’s cold again she’ll prepare another coat to explode everywhere in the next few days
I can’t even associate it with accidentally watching a random video, all I’ve seen for a few days is 1980s aerobic championships and cat videos
No matter how much I block the channels and tell it I’m not interested, it’ll just find something that more more worse
Yet again Google’s algorithm is trying to seed in far right videos into my YT feed. Normally, it’ll go slow, but this time it’s 0 to Hitler in 3 videos
I’m also possibly going to try and build a version of OH.MG that is able to be run on classic computers meaning dropping some of the CSS and HTTPS. Good thing I don’t use any extras like Javascript (well except for goatcounter)
Looking at flats around my area, it’s a bit of a mixed bag, some really good ones and of course your casual 10m2 box on the 8th floor, no lift, and barely enough height for a dwarf but it’s still some how over 1k€ a month
The Rules of Acquisition an OH.MG essay on doing stupid shit under the influence, now with corrected link !
Facebook seems to have totally locked me out of my own account, and I think this is the moment I was looking for to delete it. They won’t send an SMS for 2FA (which they then blocked me from for “abusive use”). Anybody ever done a GDPR deletion request with these cunts ?
To put it into context, I’ve had to do so many of these tests recently, my friends now use me as their barometer of infection. If I ever get a positive, they know they’re fucked.
Today has been nothing but COVID related, get a PCR test, get the second vaccine, get the paperwork for the above all ready for travel
I’m also not sure who submitted OH.MG to theforest.link but thank you kind person. I saw it in my refers stats, had a look and it’s an amazing site. LOOK AT IT, LOOK AT IT NOW
Crypto seems to still be crashing, I’m still up, so I pulled out my funds and bought two pizzas like a baller (it was a 2-4-1 alright)
I thought I reset my #gemini server since the last down alert I got. Turns out I very much did not and it’s been down for 8 days
Just spent an hour scrubbing two cat fountains only to be thanked by her majesty with a hiss for encroaching her life on my bed
Quite literally every time I post a link on here, these are the immediate visitors to the exact number and location
My last task for the night is pulling off a copy all these posts and uploading them to OH.MG, I know they’re a touch annoying in the timeline (sorry again) but it’s a lot like reading stuff I posted to LiveJournal back in the early 2000s, I get a kind of weird view into my own life “at the time”
For anybody remotely interested in #eurovision at this point, the Press Conference is live
Oh boy there are a bunch of Mastodon instances now synching with mine, and the whole night’s affair is being spewed out in almost real time from 21h #eurovision
LOL France fucked over Switzerland for their 12 points, I hope they take that personally next year #Eurovision
Malta looks pissed, probably should have hit it with 90% more French and it seems they could have hit the top 3 #eurovision
Australia trying to to move into the vacuum created by #brexit, boss move guys, join the song contest, leave as a member of the EU #Eurovision
Did we just forget all the people who won the country competitions for the cancelled ESC 2020 ? #Rude #Eurovision
Wasn’t that some socially distanced fun feat. Flo Rida. Off to the votes and my dirty socks #Eurovision
Last one, I shant be commenting on the voting malarky this year for I have laundry that needs to be done before my neighbours can start calling the police about the sound of the machine
This isn’t exactly my cuppa tea music wise, but #SWE is getting a vote from me this year #Eurovision
An intermission from your friends at OH.MG - A nice recap of all my #Eurovision shit posting to relive all the moments as if you paid attention and didn’t just get drunker and drunker
I don’t know why I like this, maybe the Milli Vanilli fashion, but we like #NED giving it another good go #Eurovision
I’m out of this one, I’ve heard the #NOR song in Norewgian and I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really don’t like the English version #Eurovision
OH YEAH IT WAS YOU #AZE #Eurovision
Ironically as I pour my Pierrier in my Parisien flat, I send that message out into the void #Eurovision
Usual fayre from #FRA as expected, at least #SUI joined into the Francofest #NotByYourselfAtLeast #Eurovision
Unintentional mic drop from #mda while they’re trying to get Europe to come over and see them #Eurovision
I felt this in 2020 and I’m feeling it again in 2021, if #Eurovision isn’t in Reykjavik next year then we need to have a discussion Europe #ISL
I mean, there are no green screens, but at least it’s not just France being French on their own now #sui #eurovision
Happy clappy trumpety wumpety from the #UK I guess they made a post-Brexit attempt to try and keep in Europe’s favour #Eurovision
I forgot to mention #cyp earlier, but tl;dr it’s what we’d expect if Lady Gaga was born in Nicosia #eurovision
This is about as loco loco as your aunt who has a sip of proscecco once a year at Christmas #srb #eurovision
Sorry to everybody on micro.blog and Mastodon, but Eurovision is gay christmas and this is how we do
Today I’m doing some cleaning up and I realised that it’s been a while since the Guidelines page has been updated, so I fixed somethings. Might also make changes to the general design, considering some new colours, maybe dropping in my mailing list join box.
I’m having some random problems pushing out updates to some of the OH.MG mirror sites, which is of course blocking the batch job to do them all. I’m guessing the sites will eventually be synchronised, but until then weird shit be happenin'
I accidentally stayed up all night playing Fuser and I have no regrets
Investing in OH.MG - There be no bitcoin in these parts
I bought Mario Kart 8 for entertainment, what I got is a lot of hate for every cheating Nintendo character
Je recherche des restaurants qui acceptent Swile, je complète mon panier après avoir soigneusement choisi la nourriture que je veux vraiment maintenant, OH LOL, ils n’acceptent pas Swile. Et répétez dix fois de plus, voici l’expérience @Deliveroo_FR
The Good Old Days of Webrings - Stop feeding the machine
Concerningly, this was the first time I updated my twitter pic in 14 years.
Fourteen. Years. Think about that.
I updated my twitter pic cos ACNH has been the closest to going anywhere for the last year, and thus my life
Go me, I moved k.cymru (and k.mba)’s content over to my beta members page concept, so 90s
For context, she was about to smash down on to my food. Now she’s angry at me, because you know, she was given boundaries
Kaja just jumped down to the desk, and I was screaming at her “I HAVE FOOD LADY, FOOD? I HAVE FOOD LADY”
Crap I forgot to post yesterday, at least I enjoyed my second confinement birthday because this is how we’re going to live now
Ah Amazon, Your Number One Choice for Launching Spam and Vulnerability Attacks 👍
“Because money is money, and fuck you” -Overlord Bezos
members.oh.mg is where one can find the initial deployment
I’m having a little play with hosting static sites for my bbs users, but using only gemini content, a site generator, and FTP. Not really sure how I’m going to do it, but I am.
I’ve got to the point where I’ve run out of content so I’ve cast my net wide to find Stockholmspolisen. I don’t even speak Swedish
I’ve created a script that should now reboot gmnisrv when it crashes out, because you know, easier than fixing the memory problems 😂
I find myself tremendously bored, milked the streaming sites for all their delicious content, Kaja won’t talk to me, I look at my website and want to change, but no idea what to change 😭
I’m having a solid think about hosting the main oh.mg Web site on Storj (Tardigrade). Bringing back the old www subdomain, it’s a lot cheaper now than my existing setup but it does mean using the CloudFlonk proxy
Trying to keep sane - Because confinement is not easy
I also have to continue on with the Norwegian course I paid for to get some kind of routine back in place, I got to try and keep sane until the end of next month where I can (hopefully) get on a train and go to Spain
I might just write a blog post on all of this, but let it be known that I watched a happy film to rebalance my life and finish it off with a bit of pointless boom boom action films to keep some semblance of sanity
Confinement is the gift that literally keeps on delivering a new level of crazy every so often. Meanwhile my neighbours are having yet another party that creates the conditions for more of this.
Like no jokes, I genuinely broke down crying two hours after because this dude wouldn’t go to New York
Interesting lockdown side effect, best to avoid emotional films. Because fuck me, the vivid dreams are one thing, but seriously being depressed by a romance drama all day is another entirely
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This makes more sense in my head BTW, I want to start reducing my domain pool from being all over the place to centralise it under this domain. Not only for my sanity but also to grow my content rather than let it go stale
In for round two of OH.MG weekend, start heaving over all the domains email to a new server and replace the existing email providers using oh.mg subdomains
Well that was fun, pushed an update out on all the hosts, most of the certs work, some don’t, and DNS is all over the shop. Overall oh.mg is still online. I also created a backup site on tardigrade in case I want to serve from there in the future
CloudFlonk OH.MG - For the record, I didn’t want to do it
I also really hope that I imported the zone file correctly, cos in like 48 hours we’re going to make some discoveries
I didn’t exactly want to do it, but I needed to move OH.MG over to CloudFlare for some extra functionality I couldn’t recreate on my own. For the majority of the domain isn’t using the proxy, only 1 maybe 2 subdomains at most
Having a bit of a play with tardigrade.io, not exactly figuring out the SSL cert side of things for their linkshare service, but getting there
I ordered Indian this evening, the restaurant included extra sauce because they thought they went a bit too far with the spice. If anything they didn’t go far enough 🌶️🌶️🌶️ (20/10 will order again)
Last days before more nationwide restrictions and people are out and about behaving like we need more national restrictions. I get it, this sucks, but you’re just making the problem worse
As if I didn’t learn when I moved all my domains over to OH.MG, it’s time to move all their mail over to simplelogin.io so I don’t need to check mailboxes all over the place
Backend Changes (WWW) - I feel a bit dirty
Doing a bunch of things with domains I host content on but not under OH.MG’s file system, having to set up some funny rules to get them to now serve under an oh.mg subdomain. Not sure what I’m going to do with my micro.blog just yet though
In other site management topics, I’m working out if I should move my content off on to SDF’s Meta Array so I can get rid of this spare DreamCompute instance and use my web / gemini space over there as a mirror (kevin.sdf.org needs some love)
I’m half tempted to try hosting OH.MG on Tardigrade, not because I need to, but because it would be cool.
I’ve been staring blankly at OH.MG trying to get the creative juices flowing. What happened in the end is I watched a twitch stream and fell asleep
Seriously @rackspace, as Spamhaus.org says “Tip: Do not put your FBL or abuse@ account behind content-based spam filters. What’s the point of filtering away the evidence you need to clean up your network?”
Receives junk email that came from @rackspace ’s network, forward email, get a bounce back 🙄 Your message was not delivered to one or more recipients.
Recipient(s): abuse@rackspace.com Error: rejected by spam filter
I don’t know what I did, but whatever it was it’s fucked up the Facebook algorithm on me. I just get the same stale posts in my feed all the time, I’m not complaining, it’s the greatest thing ever. Facebook is high level garbage, and this is giving me the reason to ghost it
Doing a bit of house keeping and moving my Nimbus Notes instance from notes.mmn.on.ca to notes.oh.mg. I’m also trying to work out how I’m going to merge whatever else I intend on doing over to the oh.mg domain, mainly including my plume instance
Well I learned something rather interesting today, if my servers can’t contact their Object buckets, it really crashes in a spectacular fashion. Might pump up the cache time out to something rather high
Rachety Rachet - Fuck knows why I went for this title
I love how @FactoryandCo charges 24€ for a cremated creature slab (this couldn’t have been a cow in its existence), a bit of milk, and some cheeseless cheese fries and willingly sends that out the door as a job well done. It was so vile the only the bin could handle it.
Nothing more exciting than Google Pay freaking out and selecting random cards when you tap (ignoring the actual card you chose) to that one bank card you no longer hold physically that has money behind it 🙄
I’m really loving the @invizbox 2 and InvizBox Go with @ProtonVPN, between the InvizBox block list and Proton’s Netshield the amount of trackers and ads blocked is insane. The speed as well is exceptional, using an app on my computer always lagged but I can stream no problems 🙌
Hey @fedex thanks for making me wait at home all day because “you didn’t have my door code”, apparently in 2021 there is no possible way to contact anybody by telephone, if only there was some kind of magical way to call using a small handheld device when not at a phonebox 🤷♂️
I’m probably more vexed by this considering I know how it’s going to go, the driver is going to end their shift put some bullshit about me not being home, while being nowhere near the arrondissement I live in, and then I have to waste another day and slog up to their depot.
The definition of end of day is questionable at best, but clearly 18h was not only the promised time but it’s clearly the end of the day for some people #rude
Well lol, if you can’t make it on time, just change the goal posts : Scheduled delivery: Monday, January 18, 2021 by end of day
Scheduled delivery: Monday, January 18, 2021 by 18:00
Stayed in all day, curfew is about to start, and I’m somewhat vexed that the delivery has still not bothered to show up while I’ve been sat in my flat all day.
I think we can also confirm that yet again my sleeping patterns are back to April 2020 style “time doth not matter”
I also spent about an hour talking myself out of buying a new domain, so at least there is progress in my 2h du mat compulsive purchases. Except that time I bought a load of gopher themed domains, hem, last night at the same time
The lj.gl server needed to reboot for some updates, plus it was going slow as shit so I figured two problems solved here
Fitbit support I find is a bit “have you tried contacting somebody else about a problem that stems from our buggy product?”, practically the Uber way of customer care, wear them down until they give up
Lolz, remembering that time I created acme.lu
When I changed Freeboxes I lost some of my file areas, but thanks to the Internet Archive I was able to recover the Commodore Free mirror. So check it out !
Because I’m a gluton for punishment, I’ve setup a Plume instance on lj.gl
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Drinking with your cat in 2020 is not ideal, when you get a bit down about having no social contact, the response you really don’t need is a hiss and a sharp swat 😅
Incidentally, already holding citizenship with a commonwealth country still gets you better access than these blue passports they produce in Poland by a Dutch company. Because something about taking their whatevers back and freedrrms
I’m not concerned about getting kicked out, but I do have three options available, each one equally as expensive and time consuming. Not one of them includes going anywhere near the UK, and quite frankly I’ll probably renounce my UK citizenship because of this farce if I go via option nationality
Well the clown “got Brexit did” and now it’s time to start figuring out what happens next, and freeing up some / a fuck tonne of cash to stabilise my legal standing in this country. All this for soverentee they already had 🤷♂️
I’ve also been playing with monitisation with Coil, if I can figure out how to hide my BBS’s web front end behind a Coil paywall I would consider opening it back up to the outside web. The amount of money raked in is still pretty small, but it would limit the server to genuine users if anything. Plus it helps a little towards the management of the web server, which is the most time intensive part of running a BBS
In my journey of self hosted email, I kind of forgot that I had wildduck.email running on one of my machines. I went in changed some settings and it seems to be working, I’m not thinking of using it as a prod server though. It’s good, but it’s not a stable release and administering it is a bit hardcore 😅
In related news, trying to decipher Irish official documents from 1926 is a rather interesting affair. These fuckers wrote so stylish it’s totally unreadable, there was no interest in future proofing back in the day
My job requires me to keep up with the COVID situation in the UK, and Holy moley, am I glad I don’t live there. It’s just randomly made up moment by moment by Bojo’s crew.
In other news, I’m about to spend my rent on becoming Irish because of that other shit show BoJo is responsible for
Email Dramas - a tale of a crashing server in slow motion
Did a little distributed hosting of the oh.mg site like I did back in the day with ec.je. This time I have little flag icons, look at me
Redoin' the BBS Login Screen - Awful ANSI screen ahoy
Rebootsy Doodles - 404 This Site is Not Mounted
Lolz both my VMs rebooted this morning, somewhat amusing because I forgot to add the mount to DreamObjects to the boot, so my website was 404 until I reconnected it all up
The File Area / FTP is b0rk3d - The joys of technology #bbs #bbsing #files
I’m starting to get the lockdown vivid dreams again, but since my life is ACNH, YouTube videos, and Netflix they’re really weird. When I say weird, I mean one of them I was having a fling with John Oliver as it was the last video I watched that night 🙃
Looks like I’ve found a shit load of fake Insta accounts that used my domains prior to me registering them, any ideas what to do with these ? How can I tell ? What chaos can be caused ?
Ugh, docker went nuts, Ubuntu stopped having it, and I’m pretty sure my self hosted mail server is kaput
Yay, I did it, oh.mg is serving from it’s individual self hosted servers and using content hosted on DreamObjects on all three protocols!
The great issue crops up with IPv6 since gopher, gemini, and Web will have their own unique IP addresses so that’ll be an interesting game
It’s also worth mentioning that I’m looking at this to try and keep four different physical servers synchronised properly, one of them completely outside my network.
I’m also considering my options to self-host OH.MG on all three protocols, gopher, gemini, and ze web. I think I can do that using my existing infrastructure, but the only problem is opening up HTTP to the outside world. Cos asshole bots.
I’m loving this gemini / html generator, it’s making my life more easy and pushing out a very might weight version of the website I want. It would be nice to be able to automatically generate the content for a gopher server, but I don’t think that’s doable as of yet Journal Post
Sweet baby jésus, I have far too many domains, I realise how many now that I have to redirect them all to oh.mg
I’m so shocked right now, I bought 6 kinder eggs, and when I turned my back somebody broke in to my appartment and stole them. Really ! The crime here is weirdly specific, because there is literally no way I ate them all at once ! Totally impossible !
And while I was there I started to sync the content of my gopher and two gemini servers over to DreamObject in case I screw something up again in the future. It was pure luck I had copied the yes stuff to GitHub earlier
Sweet baby jésus, well I finally did it correctly. My DreamCompute Instance has more than enough space now, I seperated the /home directory to an external volume. Job done all good just waiting for yes.ci new IP addresses to propagate on the interwebs
Ugh, I screwed up the DreamCompute Instance for the new Gemini server. So I had to delete it and restart the process #fml
Speaking of still being awake, the fat one was slinking on the bed frame until she misstep. Dropping claws first right in to what I assume was a kidney
The one over at DreamCompute isn’t meant to replace my home one though, I’m running a separate project on it and seeing how it survives in production
I’ve started another Gemini server on a DreamCompute instance. I have a feeling my stability issues are down to my home based VM not exactly enjoying life
Just downloaded a video game that recreates the festival experience we won’t be able to have until 2029
I’ve spent the past week or so watching Earth Final Conflict and you can certainly tell who was 1990s hot and probably not so 2020 hot.
And the hair, oh my 90s hair.
I’m going to work on that tonight so it’s probably going to have some weird knock on effects on email for a bit to the board
I’ve finally found out how to get mailcow to properly relay mail to bbs.ec without causing all kinds of havok. Next step is figure out how IP filtering works on Freebox and we’re there!
I’m sat here watching a scifi series from the 90s and remembering the good old days when the internet was creative and not consumptive. Seeing as I’m going back to being technically funemployed next week, I should probably invest some time on being creative and not doom scrolling
Has anybody out in the vast cyberspace had any dealings with finding a webhost that can handle an IDN TLD ? The standard Google has not helped much. For reference the name is 雾.香港 😅
Everytime I play Animal Crossing I learn to hate that capitalist trash panda Tom Nook and his shitty family even more
Speaking of not being able to think Biden campaign cancels Texas event after Trump supporters surround bus on interstate
I’m working on a thing but my brains aren’t braining hard enough to make thinks to put up there #hashtagsadface
Urgence sanitaire and urgence attentat at the same time, 2020 the year that needs to slow the fuck down
Tua madre fa una pizza terribile and other interesting things about your mum
State Required Bedtime - I get it, we’re all done with COVID-19
Moved the BBS website to gemini with some HTTP2Gemini voodoo, now mirroring the content over on the gopher server at gopher.is
It’s 45 minutes to state required bed time and I’m far enough from my house to start to panic about the speed of this bus
Long Live ON.GY - a tale of blowing cash for nostalgia
oh and if 2020 wasn’t too much already, terrorism is coming back.
Also today is not my day, left late for lunch, métro was stuck two stations away making me ultra late, I then sprayed coca zéro all over my bed which is now drip drying outside in the cold, and said laundry dripped on my cigarette ruinning my moment
Curfew starts in 38 minutes and I will be thoroughly disappointed if the government don’t indicate it using the sirens 😂
My gemini server decided to crash out today, but it’s back online. Huzzah
If anybody is interested in starting a random meme group (I have loads) on delta.chat with me, ping me a message kc@cd.ax
Literally the best part of 2020 is ordering the Ben Cohen 2021 calendar
Back in BCN The glorious, but short return to BCN
Very much living the mañana experience today, woke up rather early, just chilled a bit, then slowly doing everything I meant to do as needed, might actually do some mañana instead
Little Miss Kaja is storming about on the bed for whatever reason, meanwhile I’ve located some of the old images I used to do weekly back in the day for my personal site (circa 2001)
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Moving LJ.GL a little story about moving a hosting account and the new choice of with (.gl) or without (.co.za) CloudFlare
Things I’m watching many years too late, TekWar
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk, and yes I had the pleasure of wasting my time with one of these fools this evening 🤣
All kinds of fraud are evil, but this type is pretty violent, thankfully most of these scammers are idiots. So don’t release personal info until you’ve met, and think with your brain not your heart until you’ve met and genuinely know the person you’re talking to
For anybody in the LGBTQ+ category, scammers aren’t really up to speed on gay sex, so if your enthusiastic partner to be has fuck all idea how it works, then they’re probably dodge
There are of course many other signs, some that I can share and some that, well, working in AML and Fraud will teach you but I won’t cos that would be insane. But if your chat is sounding a lot like security questions, it’s time to pull out
Top tip for dating scammers : I know French isn’t easy, but try not to forget your sex. Big difference between homme and femme, there is of course the conjugaison clues that’ll sell you out. However, the above is a guarantee 😂
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I’ve done a thing for anybody who wants to self host a gopher / gemini / BBS server but doesn’t want to / can’t register a domain. Check tb.je
A Billion Stairs Climbed a tale of climbing stairs in a château
You really see the difference that confinement and remote work makes on your body when you’re outside for more than 45 minutes 😅
Speaking of random things, having seen a film review on the socials, it reminded me how much of a pain in the ass it is to find the actual film here. You see the version for France will usually carry a completely different English name than the original title 🤷
2020 has been a ball of shit, but if one good thing has come out of it, it’s the fact that SNCF are up to some serious desperate discounts which I’m exploiting until travel is banned again in 2020 v2
Been staring at screens all day trying to muster up a plan to update something. I did not, I did however, watch a bunch of trash films off the streaming services
Fixing Up Errythang - Doing a bit of work on the web for the lelz
New Year, New Journal a blog post on the new version of my blog, run on Logarion
Currently reworking my file areas on the BBS and mirroring them to the Web and Gopher sites. Never have I used symlinks in such fashion
The best part of the weekend, every television station is full of Policiers / Pompiers / n’import qui en Action type programmes. Do I care about illegal ice cream sales in Agde ? Of course not, but they do make it exciting to watch
Part 2 of this is working out how I can get cloudflare or PHP to redirect visitors to the closest geographical server
I made a few changes to my website ec.je by adding a couple of extra mirrors (might as well use all that hosting space in various places), brought back the old school look, and linked a bit more on the Logarion archive rather than making duplicate pages
I have no idea what happened here, but my YouTube feed went from comedic video game plays and low level standup comedy to full on Fox News grade homophobic-racist-trash. Guess another app to delete then.
I’m currently waiting to get my haircut, which usually gives me anxiety at the best of times. Sitting perfectly still, sweating if I get a bad cut but obvs too British to say something, etc is already not my jam. But mid-pandemic, this is a new level
Currently avoiding my adult responsibilities by merging all my Logarion archives in to one big archive
The great thing about living in Europe, is you can do stupid shit like last minute booking a trip to Bruxelles because why the fuck not
#mbaug Blast from the past, Bristol 2012
I finally booked a holiday, going to try my hand at the classic camping and traverse the country in a Nissan LEAF.
What a surprise Uber didn’t delete any of my account details, still can’t contact their DPO, and had to send it to CNIL. If only there was some kind of regulation for this 🤷♂️
Some of the problems with running a home server is things can go down. My mail server dropped off the face of the earth as Lady Furry McBitch tore out the ethernet cable 😅
Window latch problem solved today, I also cleaned out what could be another cat entirely out of the clim so it will now breathe better and chill like it’s got Netflix. I had to chisel out 60 years of paint from the window lock and it’s screws. I’m sure I have lead poisoning ¯_(ツ)_/¯
I’m determined if there is a confinement v2, I shall indeed shave my head. Quarantine hair is annoying me highly
Tonight’s tv / film viewing has been somewhere between that looks nice and meh. Deciding on whether or not spaghetti bolonaise is in my future.
I should really be doing real world things, but here I find myself wrapped up in the digital world and watching the concequences of premarital sex
I have found my job for tomorrow, clean the aircon unit, try to fix the window latch, crawl out of my human nest and be social. Maybe.
Changed the server gopher.is lives on, Geomyidae is going in to hibernation soon. Content obvs not moved, but in the process of getting a gemini server running there too.
I’m doing some work on various things today, re-organising which mail server does what, dropped a www subdomain on gopher.is, maybe adding some more newsgroups, we’ll see…
Trying out mailcow.email on an older server, it’s got some good points but not as easy to pgp encrypt all incoming emails like wildduck.email
Because my email set-up is somewhat complex, the renaming is now done :
I’ve also renamed all my internal machines under the mmn.lgbt domain, and in hindsight I should have probably moved my micro.blog there too (here’s to hoping nobody is requesting the SSL cert for mmn.name right now - sorry !)
It’s pride week, so I re-registered mmn.lgbt and decided to rename the computer the BBS is hosted on. Forever in your email headers :
Received: from core-mec03.mmn.lgbt (core-mec03.mmn.lgbt [192.168.0.20])
Blast from the past, Durand’s CommunityWare, one of the things I used in the 90s for a rather OK online community
Got a leafnode server setup for the BBS, so it can collect it’s usual fayre and to try and link it to a public facing NNTP server. Not really sure what I’m going to do here, but the idea is to have a webboard of kinds.
Just pushing a small change out to mmn.on.ca, so locked the VM entirely between regenerating everything and uploading until the end of time
So of course Uber still refuses to refund the full amount of the missing item and thanks me for my feedback.
Uber just received 1 data deletion request by DM and Email, plus I initiated a charge back with my bank.
Had a little poke around the gopher server, trying to map out how I want to make it better since I’ve not done too many updates. Still have the BBS newsletter to write as well, but my brain she dead.
So Ubereats decided that providing an unacceptable service is fine, and ripping me off for a missing item was OK. This is a story of how to lose a customer over 99 cents and having to deal with a GDPR deletion request, and of course the charge back I’m about to lodge 👍
My birthday it is not, like not even close, and @fitbit has been spamming me in English and in French about some fathers day offer, discounted delivery or something, rather obnoxious. It really is just like a crazy ex filling your mailbox with REMEMBER I’M HERE.
The new mail server seems to be doing the job, stable, and with a little tinkering, is relaying properly via my ISP’s SMTP relays without breaking DKIM
Been trying my hand at installing WildDuck.email server again, seeing as I got a spare server now. Have it half working right now, no inbound smtp for some reason. Like the concept, hate the docs
Install Ubuntu server, encrypt disk because we’re good people, do security updates, all done! Reboot, can’t unlock disk because Ubuntu server can’t figure out the @ symbol on a French keyboard. Cry.
Importing my entire WP instance to Hugo was both a good and bad move. Good because everything is static, bad because some of the posts are now empty even though the MD file has content, and finally because using ./deploy takes forever but this might be the VM limitations
Just woke up, perusing the old interwebs (actually connected to BBOARD on SDF) and I found this Build Your Own Dial-Up ISP - Now With Modem Pool!
It’s friday and you all know what that means ! It’s time for the 48 hour Antarctic Winter Film Fest 2015
I’m glad I did a pull of all my posts from LJ over to a Hugo friendly one. I’m presently uploading them all to mmn.on.ca, and hoping that micro.blog doesn’t go on a 8000 post rampage when I switch back on crossposting 😅
I just did a big old change to mmn.on.ca, I’ve moved the hosting to my main website (thnx mmn.vg for your help) and my micro.blog is now at micro.mmn.on.ca. In theory I got all the redirects alright. No promises
Did not notice all the work I was doing on mmn.vg was getting reposted here. I moved in a lot of spare domains to that site and two of them I already had feeds setup on for the previous things that were there. Oopsies
In the spirit of doing things : Periodic Update - June Edition can also be found via gopher://gopher.is/0/text/announcement.md
This is the problem with doing nice things on the internet, it’s generally full of jerks who want to fuck yo shit up.
Some jackass got ml.gy flagged for malware and only two subdomains were ever flagged for SPAM by FreeDNS. Thanks Google, thanks douchebag SPAM jerks 👍 now just waiting for the site to be reviewed
Reminding me of things to do, I really need to push some stuff on to gopher.is as well. Also, seeing as Madame Rona has settled down, go have a little walk tomorrow
The internet is quite intense in 2020 and I’ve got to do life things today. Already got the cat litter done, shopping next, laundry to come, and after I think working on the BBS
I’ve surfaced from a long week in a Jira bubble, it’s wonderful, yet such an arse ache to get it rolling 😅
Ugh can’t sleep, so many ideas. I’m stepping up my game here, the official greeting to the ACME phone number (it’s real, the people who answer are real, and any name you see on the site you can ask for - try Fletcher Johnstone) MP3
I wish to prove my own point here, as the story was in fact written by Niklas and any coincidental space without a suit related incidents involving a Nikolas are purely hearsay
Writing fictional corporate propaganda whilst tired was a lot more difficult than I expected. I fear Nikolas might accidently find himself out an airlock. Pesky technical issues and all that Plutonian Parliamentary debate degrades into chaos
Just when you thought I was done writing garbage on the internet, boum, I present The ACME Omnipresent Interstellar Corporate Conglomeration
I got bored, so I created a fake multinational enterprise. I’m proud of my work here acme.lu
Oh lol the relay mx server hasn’t been responding for some time now. Good thing bbs.ec hasn’t sent an email out for a while 😅
How did I not know this was happening ?!
I’m trying to Hugo a version of my journal that I exported from WordPress. See if I can get me some static versions of this site, just in case. So far I think I locked the VM with all the posts. Oopsies
Micro Challenge 7/7 - Barrio Gótico, Barcelona (Catalunya) 📷🌈 #mbmay
Since I made uldl.org pretty much what it needed to be I’ve done a couple things, not really sure where I’m going with any of them to be fair. I brought ao.tc over to micro.blog, and I’m trying to get a functional version of Hugo self hosted on my Freebox for whatever reason I’m about to discover.
Found my old old old website in the web archive and it is so late 90s realness 😅
Micro Challenge 6/7 - El Poblenou, Barcelona (Catalunya) 📷🌈 #mbmay
Micro Challenge 5/7 - Mairie de Dhuizon (41) 🇫🇷 📷🌈 #mbmay
If you don’t believe me that basically the only people to use the +1 number space are robots, here is one of the many numbers that called me. There is also this rubbish too, I get a lot of those.
Some of the more interesting things I’ve done today is get Nomorobo setup on my voice 416 number, fix up my Google Voice 312 number, and try to fix the spambot hell that is my 844 and 877 numbers. Jésus, North American phone numbers are just violent
Micro Challenge 4/7 - Château de Chambord 🇫🇷 📷🌈 #mbmay
Micro Challenge 3/7 - Kick back to 2017 (Paris 2ème) 🇫🇷 📷🌈 #mbmay
Micro Challenge 2/7 - Oslo (again) 🇳🇴 📷🌈 #mbmay
Her second outdoor ban (heat cycle) has been lifted, and already she’s looking to start shit with the local wildlife
Of course the teryaki sauce that wasn’t cheap would do a spectacular swan dive from the top shelf. I really don’t want to have to go to the shop again tomorrow on the basis this fucked up my meal
Trying to plan my post lockdown trip, obviously can’t book anything right now since everything is up in the air still. Maybe June, maybe July, but it’ll be nice to visit everybody and get out in to the middle of the pretty parts of France for a while
Trying to work out if I can head down south next month, I need to escape Paris to the middle of nowhere for a bit but requires the 100km limit to be lifted, and for hotels to be open mid route cos Imma go drive an electric car 🔌🚗
Little lady got her outdoor fountain, and privlidges to be outside again after the incident. She seems to be enjoying herself, unaware that she has another toy coming soon
Had a cheeky smoke out front of the building, completely dead in the middle of Paris at 1h in the morning. Positive, the Eiffel Tower was randomly sparkling (without it’s other lights)
I love seeing apps jack up their prices for European markets. Oh it’s 8 dollars, awesome, mais non it’s 10 euros
I’ve got to keep clear of the Facebooks and Twitters. The comments are literally making me depressed. Fun fact : Micro.blog cross posts to my Twitter account, so technically I’m not using it now 🖕
Oh boy www.nbcnews.com/politics/…
Adventures in quarantine sleeping : I got a warning from my fitbit for not sleeping at all for a day.
Good news though, my patterns reset and now I’ve been up since 4h 🙄
👋@netflix what’s the chance we could kill the “are you still here?” thing for a while. It’s safe to say, we’re all still here, eyes on screens 😅
I had to have an hour long negotiation with Kaja today, a neighbouring cat came near her space, so she launched a full on war. Had to get her from their yard, only to find she managed to rip two claws out in the process of whatever she was doing. She’s currently sleeping it off
Anybody have any idea how to get rid of ants without poison? My cat garden has ants living somewhere in it, and I need the fuckers gone without killing the cat in the process 🐜
I’ve been in a mega reading trance over the past 24 hours, and now I’m sad. I’ve really got in to The Murderbot Diaries which I blitzed through, and the next book isn’t available until 05/05. 📚
My morning routine :
Finally things are up, working, and looking good ! I announce my new centralised, and streamlined portal thingy uldl.org
The biggest move is obviously my site lj.gl right now, seems to be successful but I’ve had to ask Jetpack to move the plan. That’s where I’m held up. Also, never change a WordPress URL, it fucks up everything. Having to re-upload things to the main site, change image names, etc
Finally after many hours, I’m pulling together a single Wordpress install for everything. I’m trying to import lj.gl in to this WP Multisite, and boy is it not having any of it
Le sigh, I found a great .com domain on backorder but it seems fate is not having any of it BACKORDER_FAILED x10
No matter what anybody says, taking apart your air conditioner is a terrible idea, even to clean it. Sure it is running at top performance, but at what cost ? The cost of sliced fingers, and many “putain” shouted I tell you !
Lockdown waiting is the hardest thing ever, something happening at 4h you want to watch ? Tough, it’ll be the longest wait in the history of man. God knows it’s still March 2039762876th
I lit up Miss Kaja’s garden for the night (and had to buy more candles to do so), so of course she decided that she’d rather just nip inside and bury herself into my bed
I never thought this cuerentena would bring us to stop speaking moistly but it has, and there is a video :D
Certainly this is one way to get out of the monotony of la cuerentena www.buzzfeednews.com/article/o…
In the spirit of spring cleaning, I’m securing my domains further. I started with mmn.on.ca by enforcing the DMARC policy to reject anything that fails the check.
I also gave Miss Katze another candle for her night garden, but it seems she’d rather camp out on my bed instead…
I got up to a few things today, I managed to get back a domain from when I was much younger, I put another on to write.as for whatever reason, and that’s about it. This cuerentena is getting a bit of hard work now. Hashtag bored.
Came up for a bit of breath since my Kindle arrived today, I’ve so far got through two books in this evening. Granted one of them I paused a bit since I was reading it on my phone, but the second an impressive go.
I managed to get an order in to KFC before it vanished back off of Uber Eats into the ether. It felt like the normal days.
J’ai lu 78% de ce livre et je pense que vous pourriez l’apprécier : “Every Grain of Sand: a memoir (English Edition)” écrit par David Wichman, Heather Ebert.
Commencez à le lire gratuitement : amzn.eu/5O6PRA4 📖
Currently reading: Every Grain of Sand: a memoir by David P Wichman 📚
Miss Kaja’s been chilling in the sun bbs.yt/album/cat…
This cuerentena got me buying a Kindle
I was having an issue logging into one of my web apps, I cleared my cache, killed all my cookies, deleted all my history, nada. I then rebooted the server it’s hosted on, turns out I probably should have done that first 😬
When I went out earlier on my Tabac hunt, there were a surprising amount of people out and about. Here I am locked up for days at a time because I’m not a total idiot, and there are about a hundred people knocking about outside missing the point.
The longer everybody does this, the longer this goes on….
Avec plus des #hashtags : Cher Twittosphère, j’ai appelé de nombreux #tabacs dans la quartier et aucun ne répond, quelqu’un connaît-il un #tabac ouvert près de #Duroc (#Paris 6) par hasard ? Merci !
Cher Twittosphère, J’ai appelé de nombreux tabacs dans la quartier et aucun ne répond, quelqu’un connaît-il un tabac ouvert près de #Duroc (Paris 6) par hasard ? Merci !
Now connecting to all the WP instances I run to update each bloody one before I get a tonne of emails about outdated software on my accounts
Sitting in bed listening to the radio while on my laptop, literally it’s like being in the 90s but with better sound (and a laptop).
Living vicariously though that time before the lockdown, I got around to uploading some of the pix from Oslo www.bbs.yt/album/osl…
I’ve got to the point of listening to literally every reggaeton playlist on spotify. Sorry not sorry neighbours.
I restarted my Palace Server because I’ve run out of things to do in the homestead.
The only good thing about corona is literally every thirst trap on Instagram have gone in to overdrive, since there is fuck all else to do
This week has been interesting (hashtag 😷 hashtag 💩) I’ll do a real post later, but anyways, the BBS computer crashed and it got rebooted this morning, as I’m not at home this isn’t as simple as it should be.
Although now I have to write a letter using a form (as if we’re not in 2020) to try and demand my 15€ back I had to spend on the most god awful WiFi pass from Orange
Considering my appointment this morning for the fixing of my fibre was at 8h to 10h, I’m quite surprised when my Freebox came back to life at 7h40!
My BBS and gopher.is are down right now because my fibre doesn’t seem to be working since earlier today 😒
Steam is a load of shite, got a text that somebody is trying to login as me. So I go an change the password, except, I can’t as their basic ass system refuses to accept any password what so ever. OK, contact support. Lol you can’t, have to login, lol I can’t as we go back to stage password again.
Thank god I never gave these people any of my cards
If you didn’t already need a reason to move off your big social media platforms, you may have another now. Head on over to Mastodon (and yes, I realise that this is xposted to said social media platform)
I’ll need to take down the BBS at some point this weekend for half an hour, it’s file lock time and gotta go fix all that ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Getting back in to some text based realness, found myself down the rabbit hole of articles, services, and software that existed back in the day. 1/2
2/2 It got me remembering about some of my setups back in the day, living on St Claire Avenue and running mmn.on.ca on Quid Pro Quo from my PowerPC
Spending a little time with the angry one, she’s insisted that I pet her whilst demanding that I leave her alone for she is tired.
I think my #BBS is having some issues with file locks again, I just had to restart it. So BBS.ec will be down for a couple minutes…
I’ve left the window open all day, but as I’m preparing for bed, suddenly she’s all like “gonna live outside now BRB”. Thanks cat
I decided to start a phlog on gopher.is, I also upload the writings to the Web using Markdown. Not really sure if this’ll be a thing I do regularly, but I’ll try.
I really need to work a bit more on gopher.is but I’m not too sure what I should be doing there … 🦝 (because there is no gopher emoji, you get a raccoon)
One thing I like about the retro computing days is that anybody could learn code on those things, from simple to complex. Doesn’t seem to be as easy now days (but I could also be wrong)
I found out about MarsEdit from micro.blog (which you’ll also find a Twitter-esque style micro blog at mmn.on.ca), so I’m literally just testing if it works.
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Welcome back to Paris, trains stop from the airport early unannounced. Two left, one cancelled, just got the last one ✌️😑😬
After many many hours and some old chap trying to tap the electricity out of the wires himself, WE FINALLY HAVE ELECTRIC AGAIN. Viva la electrico ⚡
We’re currently sat in 1850 without power, which is appearently a regular occurrence in 2020 Barcelona. 🤔😅
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I found that Canal Séries has Season 1-3 of Versailles, not entirely sure if this is a TV show or very old school porn…
So just cleaning out Kaja’s water bowl and changing the filter
I empty out the water in to the bin, throw the old filter in the sink 🤷♂
Little update about why my WordPress is going a tiny bit slow : eu.sb/peanut-bu… #BestTitleEver
I’ve got Miss Kaja à random sélection of treats, which in theory is great but in practice, it’s more like what her majesty is prepared to try. She is picky.
In a world full of bad news, there is finally some good bbc.in/30F2UPx
After sending in my letter August 2018, having my appointment September 2019, today January 2020 I received my exchanged French driving licence. Literally to the day my recpice expired, who says the system doesn’t work 😂
I set up (finally) an uptime page for the servers I got running - status.ec.je
Obviously it’s late here in Paris (01h19) so this isn’t a right now thing, but I am going to try and get a PLATO server running on my VM.
Looks cool, had a poke and still trying to figure out the user side before administrating one.
Miss Kaja is currently in the most rancid of moods, turns out keeping her up all day was counter productive. She’s very awake and not at all happy to be so
The tiny angry one is giving me evils from the bed.
It looks like I’ll be sleeping standing up then 🤷♂️
If you haven’t heard Syphus, then you ain’t lived syphus.bandcamp.com 🎵
I am also fully aware mmn.on.ca is uncontactable for the moment, it’s moving over to micro.blog but the SSL cert hasn’t yet been issued (and I got HSTS switched on). It’ll brb when it’s ready.
Finished reading: Brown Girl in the Ring by Nalo Hopkinson 📚
Want to read: Sot.com by Wille Kuutti 📚
I’m currently disturbing Miss Katze’s plans today, it turns out that even though her special gift is waking me up all night, when the tables are turned, it very much displeases madame.
Sorry not sorry you furry bastard.
Literally this photo has been bumping around all my feeds recently.
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But I promise that I will find a way to get it back over to DreamObjects, cos you’ll always be me Joolie DreamHost.
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1 bought a short domain some time ago, it is ao.tc. I had some issues trying to work out where it was to fit in with what I already have running, since ec.je is now here on LiveJournal, and cw.nf is the hosting domain.
I’ve been recently pulling apart what is allocated to my business side of MMN and what is my personal hobby side. In the move, I recovered my long time email address, but lost the website to the business side (equally my ec.je email address is full on business now).
I then took the BBS away from being on the business, so this is back to being a personal venture. Doing that I managed to put in to use another domain, mmn.cx, that should have been a business project but never was. So that part all fit in.
But I could never fully place ao.tc, until today. I’ve made it in to a portal site, with my personal sites and such in there. It makes sense, I have a lot of little side projects all over the place.with their own domains, like retrowa.re (ao.tc/retroware) for example.
I’m trying to also drop my data foot print in bigger companies, such as Creepy Googles, so it’ll be the place I’ll pop my photo hosting site too. On a side note, my personal email is now self hosted, encrypted and self managed.
I’ve also brought back the old MMN design that was lost in the business site changes, it’s kind of like having an old friend back.
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So I made a strange post a couple days ago, if you haven’t guessed it was a test :D
I have come back to my hobby BBS, getting it all back and running online. It’s now available at www.mmn.cx.
With this I have moved my emails and such back here, I’ve also created a way I can update this journal via the system. It’s rather nice being able to do things text only again. With too many clients and crappy social networks, it was a bit of a moment to disengage them.
Now the interface is very much working on any platform, it’s all ANSI, text works everywhere with out much problem.
I’m quite proud of the technicalities behind getting this system back online, I don’t have an appropriate PC at home that I can use. So until I manage to buy one, make sure it all runs smoothly and actually have a place I can put it in my appartment, the BBS is using the Google Cloud.
Google in their wisdom decided that they don’t want email going out port 25, so I’ve also learned how to create an internal network on their platform and set up a basic Postfix server to throw the emails off their network and on to a SMTP relay service.
I’m not kidding when I say that I was up until 5h in the morning trying to work all this out without going fully nuts.
But it works now and I’ve now got half the skills to set up my own mail server to start dishing out emails (currently stuck with OpenDKIM not signing).
I emailed pretty much everybody with my email address, although my original domain mmn.on.ca is now in the hands of all my business side of things (web hosting, domains, etc) I have my email address there forwarding to my BBS email address.
Just don’t be surprised if you see a reply from an @mmn.cx email address.
It’s also worth noting that since no agreement between me and mmn.ab.ca could have ever been a thing, it’s not possible to register mmn.ca at all. So when mmn.cx happened to be in my portfolio of over registering, it seemed like a good compromise.
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While I realise it has been a while since I last posted on my forever blog, I as usual am quite busy these days.
But having bought a laptop for work, I can’t really use it for personal reasons, therefore while I was shopping in the high end tech market that is E.Leclerc, I found a rather cheap notebook that I can keep with myself. Further to this, having smashed my previous phone and replaced it. I now have a wifi hotspot I can use without having to faff about with contracts and crap like that.
I guess this is a win, or not, depending on how you look at these things.
Kaja is doing well, as per usual, she’s just coming off heat, so is in a miserable mood. She’s started hissing at me for no reason, which is rich for a creature that was screaming down the house so all the boys come to her yard at all hours.
I currently have this massive cold of doom that is really breaking my balls in half, since it completely blocks off my ability to breathe during the night, one can imagine that my sleeping habits are somewhat feck up as a result. So I have basically gone from screaming cat to not sleeping anyways. Classic.
I have also finally improved my phone system, somewhat, still doing some playing around to finalise the best fit for me, but at least I have done away with some IVRs that didn’t need to be on some numbers, fixed up the queuing sequence and a few other things.
I’ve also now been able to pull some reports from the phone system and also work out the billing codes too. Which is good.
What else can I really update everybody with, not that much really, I spend most of my time on trains for the moment. I may also be going to Italy for the first time in a couple months, figured I would head down to the south and since I’ll be down there Italy is kind of not that far from Nice, non ? I think it is a good idea and obviously I will have to get my Italian going.
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Considering that I have zero battery in my Nintendo 3DS, I decided to take this opportunity of a train ride to blog about things.
The last entry was about trains (lolz) and before that CRM, because I am that cool. Incidental side note, I did miss the same train that I did yesterday, but this time because it didn’t have a front sign and wasn’t on the screens. One would think this is a personal battle of wills right now.
But moving on, I’ve had quite a busy few weeks, I reorganised the phone system on MMN, added a new telephone number in Montréal. How it works now, is instead of taking extra time with a language IVR, the Toronto number is in English and the Montréal number is in French. For French / English service in these areas, just call the toll free number. Winner.
I’ve also cleaned up parts of the website, working on Wordpress to make the site run faster as it can be a tiny bit slow, even with Cloudflare CDN. I’ve also had a chance to try Yandex Mail through the cw.nf email addresses, as they’re now hosted via the CRM. It’s not too bad, although there are some issues with sending to some domains. So good that the main accounts still run through G Suite.
I do also need to keep an eye on the BBS modem line, as the computer running that is struggling with life in general, and will lock up randomly. Which I’m fairly sure it did again this morning, the BBS server also hilariously restarted itself, which I didn’t pick up until last night. So it’s back up now.
I’m trying to also investigate a way that I can keep ec.je from redirecting to my LJ address, because SEO. I’ve seen that it is possible, I’m not totally sure how though. Perhaps I may just contact the LJ.
I was also very smart about renewals on both cw.nf and ec.je, as they are pretty expensive to do and knowing full well that I’ll regret not doing it earlier, I took the bite at Christmas pay / invoice time. I’m not feeling it now, but it’s better than being slammed for the next two months. Plus this gives me the opportunity to renew mmn.on.ca, mrman.net, mrman.ca and mmni.ca for three or four years each.
I’m trying to think what other news that I have, other than Kaja being a complete miserable bitch, although she did have weaponised poo in front of the door this morning, then decided to start licking up the bleach I put down. If you haven’t guessed, she was totally savage when I stopped her. Girl has some problems.
Anyways, since I can’t think of much else, I’ll save this entry and post it on later as I have zero WiFi now. Have a good day and all that.
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So having found a new CRM and really testing it out, I've been madly bringing everything across from EspoCRM.
Granted it's a paid for product, but considering my invoicing level is at the stage where I should really be investing in the business and making an effort at marketing, client management and the like. The good thing so far is the intigration in to the phone system, right now, not so much of a problem, but if things pick up then I'll be able to get a few people involved. Which is good since the phone system will try and connect a contact to their account manager.
It's fully online so I don't need to get physical phones involved and it even works via browser, so I can really do things from anywhere.
Since my laptop is not having life though, I'm getting one of my old PCs to be a dedicated work unit, to make things a bit simplier and better.
I've also brought across my work email domain cw.nf to Yandex Mail, which is intigrated with the CRM. It's a bit different, but everything is going well for the moment. Basically this is my saturday night, I'm getting old, clearly.
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Having somewhat over booked myself today, and unable to get back to sleep, I decided that I should put a bit more effort in to my advertising. At the moment it is quite, figure it out myself and hope I don’t break things. But it seems to be working out.
After checking the pricing promos, I decided to highlight two of them on my main website. My days as a copyrighter and perhaps even an eMarketing Guru are more than likely, not looking too great, I did actually put some effort in to it. Whether or not this volley will gain some views, I’m not sure, but at least I’m starting to build things up.
After my bout in Guerilla Marketing™, I moved in to familiar territory with adding codification down in to my CRM and setting up client profiles to start moving towards sending my first email newsletter. A well thought out one at that.
This should keep me productive for the coming months, which is great as I’ve received two tax bills at once, both due at the end of the month ¯_(ツ)_/¯.
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Nothing I do enjoy more on a Sunday is to get my DNS on. More so this weekend, when I originally registered ec.je*, I wanted it to be my main domain for everything. Not so much front end, but back end.
Since I’ve not really had a lot of time to deal with anything lately, it has taken some time to get in on cleaning up my horrendous zone files and get the rDNS going to the correct place. Finally I have and it’s wünderbar !
I’ve had the opportunity to finally rename most of my servers under the ec.je domain, anything that exchanges mail it going under a .mx.ec.je, anything that is a proper fixed mail server is under .mail.ec.je and at that point I got lost. You see I have non mail servers, web servers, or strange servers that do mysterious things. Do I put these under .srv.ec.je, do I think of something more, epic, like .web.ec.je ? illuminati.ec.je ? I’m looking for suggestions and I could think that anybody here on the LiveJournal could really give me an idea.
I’m totally open to suggestions here, just let I know in the comments, and potentially you could be forever engraved in to the ec.je zone file.
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I’m having a crisis of identity on the interwebs and I’m finding it hard to fix up one prefered portal for my endless typing. Then I realised that I have an email address and blogs that accept email posts!
[image: Amazing.png] With this in mind I can write freely to my everywhere online life and rest assured that somewhere nobody is reading my nonsense. Which is true, as let’s face it blogs aren’t as they used to be, before hand we could write any old nonsense and in the internet of early years people would read it.
Now, they’ve turned in to some kind of Personal Brand Image**TM where you generally post crazy anti-vax stuff and crunchy parenting crap. The faux lifestyle we want to appear to have is stuck in the world of Facebook, Instagram and other social-less medias.
Don’t get me wrong, there are people with talent running blogs out there, but as with anything the originality of somebody writting their day to day life has gone away. Even my beloved LiveJournal is turning in to Professional Blogger Town and the old users are runing away, my friends feed is now missing people I’ve read about for some time and to be fair, my absence has also be to blame.
We’ve got so caught up in Facebook now days that it is the 2016 version of AOL, the only gateway to the internet people had. Captive, weird and consuming.
Having not been able to properly sit down and reflect on the things that I worked on until today, it gives me a better insight to why I do them, mainly for myself. Because considering some of my web sites analytics, let’s face it, just shows I’m the one I’m aiming to please. Which in retrospect seems to be a bit lonely in the vastness that is our interconnected networks.
But I digress in to some kind of political view on the world at large. Basically what I’m trying to achieve is somewhere that I used to have to write what I did in a day to remember those times. Reading back at some of my old LiveJournal <mmn.livejournal.com> posts gives me an insight in to my own life. And with blogging platforms shutting down at an alarming rate, I guess this is what propells me to post to 5 blogs at once.
My words right now may be a bit lame, but to be fair I write them for tomorrow to reflect on where I’ve been and where I’m going. And I guess in some sense, I’m keeping the electronic version of a diary and less a blog.
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This is my new favourite picture of the epic bitch that is Marine Le Penn. I might make it my new phone background. Taken from Les Guignols.
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Sorry about that folks, so here is the run down.
There was a rather large manif on the 14 june over the loi travail being forced in to play by the government using the article 49.3 to force through an unpopular modification to the law. Basically no syndicate agrees to it and it's got people pretty heated up as expected.
But then there are the casseurs who join in to protests like this and just destroy shit. This was no exception and I woke up with lacrymogène in my room from where the police were having a bit of a gas and projectile volley with the casseurs.
Not really what I was expecting to wake up to on that day and it nearly made me late for work. There are a few photos I took of the protest from my gates and the aftermath.
The next event was pretty much life as usual, but I ended up coming down with some kind of god awful virus and to further get in my way of being able to leave my apartment, I had an allergic reaction to my washing powder. So here I am with the ritualistic vomits and covered in a rash head to toe. I can't say that was the best time of my life, but we all have to deal as we go.
I'm also now on the job hunt as I need something more stable and less night based. My sleeping patterns can't take this any more, if I want to be up during the day I need to either not sleep the day before, disco nap or go full nuit blanche in to the following morning. And that is being far too troublesome to be healthy or allowing me to fully function as a human being.
This is why I have a particular urgency to rectify my sleeping needs, because try being in an interview when there is no functional language working in your head and baggage under your eye balls, it's not a recette pour succès as they say.
I still also have Madame K in the house, she's flying in and out of heat and her peak horny is between 2h-6am, so I am on the hunt for catnip so I can get her high as balls and to chill the hell down for at least one night of uninterupted sleep. Because she spends all her time screaming her little face off to get some kinky time with any cat in the area, she ends up sleeping all day to then keep me up all night.
As for today, you probably guessed I'm playing the 'how long can I stay awake before I have to nap or can I continue my day as a zombie' game. I'm not too sure of the success of this as I can't find enough to keep me occupied on television until I crash out. Sigh.
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There were a group of people hiding themselves in the lobby area of my building, each time they opened the door a flood of CS gas came wafting through the halls and sat there for a while, most of the buildings occupants decided against leaving their appartments or were not around when it kicked off as it was a good two or three hours before you could move out of the building, let alone get off boulevard du Montparnasse to get anywhere else as the Gendarmes had blocked off all the side streets.
When I managed to leave for work it was a pretty odd experience as when I got through the police blockades Paris was still moving on with the adjacent street quiet and with terasses open as if nothing was going down only metres from them.
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Please find attached generic festivities greeting.
Kind regards,
Customer Services Services Clients
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After searching some of the sites available most like this one contain amazing photos but lacking in actual directions, I decided to go there and figure it out. As the train rolled in and still not knowing where we were to be headed off to, I saw a beacon of hope - Délices d'asie - an all you can eat buffet with a decent midi price of 11€50.
A helpful and delicious excursion to Google more and four plates later and I found it, we needed to find rue Brulée and a quick walk down D47 got us there in no time.
Although most of the village is abandoned not all of it is, which kind of gives it a weird feel a dead zone with life. And there is the constant reminder of why people left, the constant noise of planes flying low and overhead. Which can get a touch iritating after a while.
It's a great place for a few good photos and to wander around in a demi-post apocalyptic senario. And here are the photos hosted at LiveJournal.
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Finally an update out of my new Montparnasse HQ, after all that has gone on in the past year this it’s strange to think that two years ago from yesterday I started the move to Paris.
Having officially lived here for a year and six months (a year and seven months if you include when I was staying here for the month of may 2013), it’s been a bizarre experience. My french has improved and declined and improved again, I’ve lived on each end of the city and some, had the pleasure of battling the french paperwork system, encounters with the ever so helpful Police Nationale, the billion and one things needed to rent an appartement and the hilarity of the french medical system (hope you don’t need to stay monsieur, it will cost 1.300€ a night! and my personal favourite so why are you here? the doctor asked as blood flowed down my face). But you know what? I would not have it any other way.
There have certainly been highs and lows, but all I need to do is step out of my front door to realise what I have here.
Having had the opportunity to grow up in one country, live in another and finally settle down here in France I can’t really say my life hasn’t been interesting; once it comes time to end my life long adventure on this great spinning ball in the deep void of space (because both impôts and death are a certainty, unless you have a good accountant then it’s only the latter).
On this time of reflection (my birthday) I take the moment to sit back and accept the previous year and the achievement of some how making it out alive from my early to teenage years with only moderate neurosis. And let’s be honest, no self identified adult is entirely sure how they made it past eighteen.
It’s also bizarre to think that I’ve had my ongoing project for nineteen years, which is the same amount of time I lived on the otherside of this planet in Canada. With the second being learning life the hard way in the UK for twelve years after that.
Being thirty-two (and seemingly being seen as twenty-five by my french counterparts – how I love you so France) is an awkward experience, social norms tell me I should have some kind of luxurious appartement, have a few small humans running around and be married to my boyfriend/husband (come on, I can’t fulfill all your wants society) of 17 who I met in high school. Has that all happened, no not really, do I care? Not all all, because I’M IN PARIS SUCKAS AND IT’S MAH BERFDAY YO.
The moral of this story, I end up writing a jumbled mess of thoughts on to a journal that has been active for fifteen years and post images of hot dudes for no relevant reason. Take that internets!
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Rather hilariously two nights ago, I was thumped off my bike by a woman at a cycle/pedestrian crossing.
Appearently, she was looking in the other direction. However, managed to plant me square centre whilst accelerating.
Right now, this poorly timed incident is just one more shitty circumstance in a shit load of shitty circumstances. And of course, until I can afford anything there will be no doctors or bike repairs.
So for a bit I'm stuck on Vélibs until I can sort things out #FuckingPayMe #GettingSickOfThisCrap.
I took a quick snap of the road in question, it's fairly clear that there is a passing cycle lane one must actively view when, par example, the light is green for the action of crossing this road. 👍
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Went out this year, drank to excess, here are the photos of NYE2015.
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Having started a job I really enjoy, it's been made utterly crap by moving to another part of the company I really feel as if I'm nothing but a failure at. And considering that I've had the privelidge to go through some pretty fantastically bad personal situations and reporting violence to the police more than once, it's put my profesional life in an equally bad footing to my personal life.
I'm undecided what I do right now, I just feel like a miserable failure all the time and quite frankly I'm thinking of just cutting my losses and leaving my job, granted the grass isn't always greener, but at the same time I can't keep doing something that makes me feel like this without it completely ruining my life further.
I will be thinking more about my options over the next couple days and just see where it leads me.
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Obviously I won’t post everything publicly, because that wouldn’t be the best idea really.
It’s been just over a month since I lost my home, two months about since somebody I trusted completely smashed my faith in people and broke my ability to trust people and three months (give or take) before it all started to happen.
I’ve effectively also lost my job over this situation and that frustrates and angers me that what never had anything to do with my work, has turned in to a personal punishment. The only thing that I was able to use to escape the realities of everything I was dealing with taken away.
I’d go as far as saying, the only thing that I enjoyed. Which of course as it was done very cloaks and daggers behind my back, pretty much ruined any chance of being able to trust anybody for a very long time.
The worst part of it, is after everything this guy has done and put me through, I still care about him as a friend. I’m concerned how he’s doing and how he’s getting on in this situation. I feel horrible that he’s been kicked out of places, doors closed in his face when he’s asked people for help and the anamositity that has been coming his way.
My friends for the most part have been telling me nicely that I need to not care, that it shouldn’t affect me to the point where I cry myself to sleep every night. But they’re getting fed up with it, I’m getting fed up with me and having had more than one intervention at this stage, it’s pretty hard to deal with.
Since then I’ve spiralled downwards, I’m genuinely concerned that eventually I’ll hit rock bottom and nobody will be around any more. I don’t have a relationship and right now I could really do with the stability of somebody who loves me for all the reasons I hate myself right now. I need somebody who will just hold me all night and help me just deal with all this; because I can’t.
I’ve completely lost control of my life right now and I don’t know how to get it back, how to be back in a position where I can go home to my own bed and not just somebody’s spare sofa bed.
So there you go, everything in a nutshell.
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Nothing like a journey on the Noctilien to get your juices flowing and that extra “you ain’t going to sleep anytime soon” shot of adrenaline, you neither want or need.
Having had a pretty major bout of “hate my life” it’s been nice to have some good times out recently, of course my already stressed bank balance could do without me having these times. But quite frankly fuck it and fuck you.
I’ve been pretty much down all the time, days off are times I try and sleep through the events that I find myself in trying to reconcile everything to get back on some sort of plateau of normality, of course with very limited success. I’m pretty much certain I am lost and I barely know where I start to try and get myself out of this.
Most of the time I try to avoid being depressively sad and of course making it apparent that I am (because who wants to go out with that bitch who cries on the dance floor to I Got a Feeling), more so that I find it utterly fucking annoying being that guy. I need change, I need to change this situation. I have good friends, good friends who in their right mind, I’m fairly sure, just want to punch me square in the face for being this run down by all this.
I am also in a city that makes me happy and that I enjoy being in, quite frankly this paradox is really starting to make my brain hurt. Yet I try and move on with little success, but I will get out of this some how. And when I do, I will be unstoppable.
But until then, I will be that chick with mascara running down her face banging down tequila shots and demanding her hair be held while she barfs up old stories of all the crap she just needs to set behind her. Because like that chick, I give things to people who shouldn’t deserve it and then seem perplexed when it gets returned, smashed to pieces.
Like that chick I also write half-tired bullshit on an electronic journal, because you know, I’m totally that #hashtag.
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I’ve had some good nights recently, until Photomaton stole 4€ from us. But what can you do right? If we followed the life of Binah then we’d kick it (which incidentally is what happened, a Photomaton booth got roughed up).
I’ve also had bad nights, so I’ve decided to stop drinking for a bit. It seems logical. On the bright side my consumption of soft drinks has sky rocketed and you can certainly take this opportunity to invest in Coca-Cola shares in knowledge that you will see returns.
Incidentally in my tired state I think I might have lost my carte bleue but I can’t be too sure. But for now, I’m off to take a shower and blissfully walk out in to the “outside world” in a haze of “I’m still pretty tired”. God speed.
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I have really started to get back in to another service recently, she is called Kakao Talk, the Korean messaging service we all like to send naff emojis on.
With this new found glee at messaging, I of course have now fell back in to blissful love with the rather cool mobile based journal-cum-blog app Kakao Story, you can view mine here, but for some reason the web version is only in Korean (where as the apps are in English also).
It's pretty nifty, but it ain't LiveJournal nifty. But then again this is like saying "it's not cheating if you use a condom", so I must accept that I have cheated on LiveJournal. #sadface
I even have created a group on Kakao Group like some kind of crazed Koreaboo looking for K-Pop on Napster (before the whole got shutdown and relauched as a pile of steaming shit). I'm about 10% sure this link here will let you join it, if not Kakao me on id: kdwc and I can do the whole invite thing.
But of course I still use the LiveJournal without a doubt to write utter crap like this, so clearly this is my stable marriage as I go off having numerous affairs hoping one day too never be caught. But secretly, LiveJournal knows and this is why I love her so.
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I've been gleefully looking back at my posts from the past few months and noticed how sporratic they have been. Dear LiveJournal, I have not fell out of love with you, I've just been busy and such like.
I guess I better blog about something or I can't call myself a Blogger any more. And quite frankly, my shallow ego couldn't take that kind of brusing.
What's been up in my life as an old hat Parisien type? Well so much of course, this is Paris after all! For those of you that can see it, I made a post not too long ago about somethings that have been occuring, they hadn't been getting any better either. Somewhat filled with anxiety and according to the paperwork stress visable.
Obviously I need to find a way out of this situation and of course this is where my borderline annoying LiveJournalling comes back in to fashion, much like a sleezy T Shirt you don't have the mental ability to set fire to (even though by fashion standards, you probably should). So fuck you Jean-Paul Gautier, I'm wearing this mother fucker in the daylight.
I will write something on the downlow at some point, as I should probably capture this time in the blog that followed me grow up from back in the 2000s; as to be able to look on it fondly, like a smell in a elevator, perhaps of the fart variety.
But with the negatives come positives, as the universe is so well at dishing salty water upon a wound as it buys you a round of cocktails in some upscale hotel. And the biggest positive of them all, happens to be feelings of the pleasant variety.
I met somebody, in a bar no less, we had a chat and exchanged numbers as is the custom in western society now days. But where this lead I almost half expected. We volleyed text messages for a couple hours and I received a message with an invite chez lui. We performed the ritual of conversation by way of lip based contact, things happened of course, as nature will attest to.
But during this time we talked, spent all night together, did some more nature based things and conversed until the point that could not be stopped. Namely the Eurostar timetable. He had to go back to Londres.
But we seemed to have left a mark on eachother, as we're pretty much talking daily now, through the magical method of text based communications. With these things you can never fully tell, but I'm beginning to believe perhaps some kind of emotional connection is occuring. Yes my readers from long and a far, it appears I may have these 'feels' your cat memes express so eloquently.
Only time can really tell if this is what it is, but he's back in Paris in September and arranged a hotel of the elegant variety as to spent quite literally all day and night in. I'm not going to lie when I say this place better have room service, but if I can't get an overpriced sandwich in my underwear, I will be absolutely livid. #middleclassproblems
I may or may not be reading in to this correctly, but this isn't the kind of thing you sort out for some two bit booty call. And god knows I'm of that variety. And you know what, if it is as it seems, it gives me that kind of fuzzy feeling you get when you hit your toe on a table in the dark, then proceed to smash that table around because, GOD DAMN IT WHY ARE YOU BEING A DICK INANIMATE OBJECT?!?!?
This is how life rolls you see good and bad feels at once, my stress level is not that sure how much life shortening stress hormone it should be pumping me full of. And you know what, at the moment I'm pretty cool with that.
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Now dealt with the Police Nationale more than three times. Hello judicial system.
I have Mr Marriage Material returning to Paris in three weeks. We will make mojitos.
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I always mean to write something here but I never have the time and it can be a bitch to do this on an iPhone. To compound the problem, I get my laptop out to write and all I end up doing is looking at porn.
But it’s not all bad news, I have got around to doing something useful with my life (where possible) like getting back on a bike since like forever. I even took some photos of the ride and the exposition at Palais de la Porte Dorée just to prove I did it all. That is what life has come to, having to take photos to remind oneself that you’ve seen daylight.
Recently I also managed to slice my finger open, I was rather unamused with this as it’s the kind of pain you don’t notice until blood happens to be EVERYWHERE. Even more entertaining was finding the first aid box in the most unusual of locations, I called this event “hide and go bleed”.
More benign was the moose hoof of February and the more exciting is that I am going to FG au Grand Palais this April. WOOP TO THE WOOP.
Other than that I can’t think of much to be writing about. You could be proactive and like ask me something of course.
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People are all like “hey how’s Paris?” and by people I mean pretty much nobody. For that reason I’m just going to tell you whether you like it or not.
I’ve been here now for two months and does the time fly when you’re working nights. Like today for example I didn’t wake up until 20h, this is the equivalent to waking up at 11h on a weekend for most normal people. It’s also a massive headache when you need to do laundry and your building restricts the times you can use your washing machine.
Most people think this is archaic, but it’s standard practice in every building I’ve been to in Paris. Therefore I accept this as a social norm and the funky three day old underwear I am wearing right now. Because I just can’t wash fuck all when I walk in at 3h.
The job is going well, still moving upwards two months in and I can’t complain (other than not seeing daylight for two months and having to pull a 28 hour day to be able to use my time on my day off). I’ve had good things happen and moderately annoying things but all in all it’s well rounded enough to avoid the Pôle Emploi.
I’ve also had no end of bank drama, how anybody has the time or patience to open a bank account around here is beyond me. They ask for what seems to be innocent enough things like an EDF bill, landline bill and proof of occupancy such as an attestation d’hébergement. But what they forget to tell you is EDF tends to bill YEARLY and therefore 90% of EDF bills are absolutely useless not being issued in the last three months and if the fixed line bill doesn’t have enough information on it or usage, then they’re not interested and you’re back to digging the deep pile of paperwork you have collected during your stay in la république française.
I got past that problem (eventually), but I didn’t notice they put my name on the address. Normally this is not a problem, but here, if you’re name isn’t on the mailbox, you’re not getting mail. They dropped of the “chez…” part of the address which means I get my post via another person who is listed on the mailbox. How quaint.
Once I discovered this I made the change and asked for my codes to be resent, which they did nicely. But they forgot to inform me it takes the bank a couple days to actually change the address (although this is done there and then on the system). My codes came and were sent right back by La Poste as my name wasn’t on the mailbox.
I went in yesterday and to my amazement I received what could only be called an apology by the bank, it didn’t include the word désolé, but it was close enough by French banking terms. Now I’ve got to add another week to the three I’ve been waiting to be able to use my Carte Bleue.
However, with a mere sight of fore planning I asked for a cheque book. In France as bouncing a cheque can get you in to actual legal issues with that in mind, you can understand why people can use cheques pretty much anywhere. Cheques are in fact the only free method of payment here, considering you have to pay for your bank card, transfers, etc.
It’s even more handy to have as my card only has a 500€ spend limit a week and a 400€ withdrawal limit. Gone are the days when that was my daily allowance. The bank have let me know I can increase these later, but only around the 6 month mark they’ll consider looking at it.
After the pickpocket incident I can assure you this, the Police Nationale are about as helpful as a kick to the teeth, which again by the standards around me would seem overly helpful (because why do you need so many teeth?).
It might sound like I am writing this infuriated at the system and near breaking point (I’ve not even gone to the préfecture de police for my permis de conduiture yet or the marie for my carte de séjour) but it’s just a bit of adjustment that need to take place. Nowhere is ever the same as the place before it and with the French bureaucratic system each person will give you a different list of things and level of assistance than the one previous.
But for today I will try and go up to Porte Dorée or anything to get out of the house. Until then I’m wating for Franprix to open, which can be any time from their advertised 8h30 to midi.
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These hours are most killer. Working from 16h to 04h means I live a nocturnal life these days, Paris is getting a bit dull in constant darkness. But I have little to worry about as tomorrow I am on what can only be described as “normal people hours”!
Finally one day to work 12h to 18h, I am most pleased as I can do things like go out and see the sun. Happy days.
In old news I’ve just found a couple pretty decent selfies of myself that I am sure to be able to use now days. Enjoy.
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Yay! I finally got my Carte Bleue back, so what was the best thing to do with it?
Buy an awesome domain of course. BYE FELICIA.
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A few days ago I had the pleasure to experience first hand at being pick pocketed. Let me tell you how fun that was, having some dickhead weed around your shit and take your stuff like they own it.
Of course this had to happen at Châtlet station.
I went to the information desk where she told me to go to Les Halles police station to report it. I logged the details which was filling in a form and getting it stamped by the Préfecture de Police when I asked if they had a reference I was told “no just that paper, take it to your bank”.
Thanks PP awesome police work there.
The annoying part of it all is how long I had that wallet, 17 years I counted and all they got out of it was 20€ and a load of unusable cards. They also stole my receipts from the métro to claim half back from work. Dickheads cost me another 8€ with that.
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Well this is new or at least this PC I bought from Fnac at bargan basement prices is.
If you haven’t already figured it out by now, I am living the dream in Paris. It has been a long time coming this and I am glad it has happened. I’m getting used to the quirks of it all, but at least it’s going smoothly. I have a job and an OK place to live in the 12th not far from Bercy.
I might write more about this all later when I have time to do a decent post, but for now I may snooze.
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I have been most busy recently but at least it's paying off, mostly in monetary recompense.
Good news is that my Saturday hours are being extended on a permanent basis in the next couple weeks from 0930-1315 to 0530-1300 with the intention to be trained up as a team/shift leader to open up. I'm not liking the mornings, but it's a step in the right direction!
Other than that, I've been living the quiet life over the last couple weeks, thanks to an arsehole chest infection. Thankfully it seems to be heading off now.
And people are just strange.
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I do love watching Motorway Cops, it's got everything awesome in life. Fast cars, flashing lights and pretty things.
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I have a post that I am in the middle of getting ready on my iPhone this evening which will go back to last Sunday.
I really must get on with writing these things sooner!
I have not else to write but that I have finally got Links installed on my machine GATEWAY and seems to be working well with browsing text-based over TOR.
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Last weekend I went out for Birthday drinks with Harriet and managed to get drunk enough just to go and book Westfest tickets without fully recognising the financial implications of what I did. But it was totally worth it.
My ears are still ringing (I’ve clearly got myself on to the path of hearing loss) and some of the hilarity is still fresh in my mind. Nothing is funnier than a room full of people on E!
While we were in the queue getting in, I saw this large (muscular/tall) chap who clearly was embarking on his first pill ever. He had to dash for a bit in the queue as it started to hit but by the end of the night I saw him outside the main arena cuddling a glove, imagine 6’Huge" man built like a brick shit house showing a glove some love.
I had the usual touchy feely stuff which in any other social gathering wouldn’t be acceptable, but somehow just normal in a rave. I also found a woman questioning the existence and meaning of her car keys and seemed in awe when I found her a lighter and made magical fire!
There are some fantastic photos I’ve uploaded and a video too, so have a peek.
This week hasn’t been so interesting or successful, I’ve come down with a cold and shortly followed by some annoying sickness bug. I also had the council around on Thursday to look at my ceiling leak; which they are now going to handle.
I’ve spent the last three days under a duvet feeling like rubbish and this weekend I’ve got to get up to buying things like shampoo and toilet cleaner. I ain’t feeling it.
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Obviously this is a complete tragedy as I now have no way to get around and it’s a nightmare. But this morning I went through the Bristol Pound directory looking for Bike Shops and Services and found Really Useful Bikes.
I sent Rob an email with my photo and my life drama and he very quickly came back to me with my options, I spent most of the day being really utterly busy but he gave a go at trying to source a new wheel/rim and came back with a problem (thanks to Trek) and an alternative solution.
So I’ve now just got to grab a handful of cash and arrange to sort everything out (I have a draft email that has sat in my outlook all day!) and we’re back on the good and ready again!
This is exactly the reason I like the Bristol Pound, it connects you with local businesses who are much better than their larger counter parts and they offer a better service that is worth going the extra mile for. Without it I would never have found Really Useful Bikes as it’s out of my “home area” and I’d have probably ended up paying the 80£ asking price from one of the shops in my area.
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I have spent quite a fair bit with Bristol Pound this week, now my wallet has none and I must replenish them as soon as possible!
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This is a test using ifttt.com
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Honestly, most people have an issue with Mondays but clearly me and Tuesday are not at all on speaking terms.
This morning I agreed to help out with a backlog at work and to come in at 8am, which was not a problem to do at all. It turns out for everything else it was.
I woke up on time, no problems and even had enough time to do some bits and sit around in my pants and listen to the radio, I left home in good time before hitting the other side of Cabot Circus before it all went wrong. I got a puncture, I wasn’t even annoyed when it happened either, it was kind of “oh well, I’ll just be fifteen minutes late”. I swapped out the tyre, found and fixed the puncture in about half an hour (which was quite speedy to be fair) and on my way again.
Then it happened AGAIN just before Riverside Park, I got off my bike, shouted a load of sweary words (and a whole lot of cunt) and dragged that sorry fucking piece of shit home to get on to plan B as by this time I had spent an hour getting less than a mile from my front door.
I threw my bike through the door, slammed my flat door, screamed a shit load of cunt and fuck while I was getting changed, I had to then magic up five quid to waste on a bus journey. The bus as expected showed up 20 minutes late and I had to spend an hour in traffic, before gracing through the doors of work a whole three hours on the dot after leaving my house the first time.
The day came and went and then so did I.
That is of course when First Bus managed to leave me stranded in the middle of Sadly Broke with no fucking bus, I of course spent the time writing a complaint letter which featured “If I wanted to wait for impending disappointment in cold environments, I would have chosen to go Unicorn hunting in Siberia mid December.” and "I’m not even going to ask for a refund, I expect one for this diabolical level of service.".
So that is my day, I’ve clearly had my tits full of it already and I’ve had to take a half day holiday tomorrow to run around to bike shops and get my bike fixed (and not from my swift kick either).
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As I’m sure you all gathered some time ago, I’m pretty much broke all the time. It’s fantastic working a job only to be able to pay your bills and have to cut back on shit like food to fuel the coffers of rip off utility companies and the government.
So the obvious response was to get a part time job. Easily done, I applied to ASDA and had their pre-interview on Tuesday followed by an interview itself on Friday.
I sailed through the pre-interview with extremely good observations and had a reply within an hour for the interview. I could have even banked on getting the job at that stage.
Of course until the interview when we discovered that because of the changes to the working time directive, thanks to a large number of stupid people opting out because they were told to and not reading or fully understanding what the fuck they put their signature to, I couldn’t be employed by ASDA as they’d instantly be in breach of the directive.
Excellent. So now because of the retarded masses and the stupidity of this government the only way I can make additional income is by committing some kind of crime. Either taking a job with a company that doesn’t ask questions (them breaking the directive), taking a job that doesn’t pay tax (me dodging the fisc) or just all out burglary (because it’s a noble crime according to one of our judges).
It’s absolutely absurd that as an adult I’m not allowed to make an adult decision about my working patterns. It’s even more offensive that I had the opportunity to resolve my financial circumstances only to be cock blocked by the state, the same state that offers me no tax credits, benefits or anything else. They just expect me to live on a disposable income of twenty pounds a month.
Yeah, fuck you Dave. In this shit together Dishface? Of course not.
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Well now that the Olympics is finishing in the next 35 minutes, I’m not exactly sure what will occupy my time for the next few weeks. It’s about the only sporting event I can be bothered with. Oh well.
Today has been an epic failure in activity, I have been in bed all day. I pulled a leg muscle in my sleep (WTF BODY) so abandonned my plan to visit the Balloon Fiesta this afternoon. I’ve also felt really poorly this whole week, so I think my body just crashed out completely.
I’ve just done my shirts in the laundry for tomorrow for work, so in the next few minutes I’m going to go back to bed and watch the closing ceremony on my iPhone on TF1.
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Bristol - Eating & Drinking - Restaurant - Chinese
Originally found this place through Just-Eat and haven’t stopped ordering since. Very good food, nice resturant area if you want to eat in too! Check out my review of Hotcha - I am kevinwc - on Qype
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Last weekend on the 14th of July as it so has been called, I participated in an Event they called Pride. It was rude not to as seeing the entire area around my home became a prison as a result of a number of planned protests and riots.But once you got past the onslaught of police, dogs, horses and riot vans there was fun to be had. I had of course bagged 2 litres of Sainsbury's Finest I can't believe this cider isn't made from Apples! and made my way down to College Green for rain, sun, rain rain, music, mud and more sun rain. I didn't expect to meet anybody when I got down there and was quite surprised to see that M. Boyzici was down there, his boyfriend and I also ran in to Shoshanna on my way through.We spent the day bobbing around, drinking and having a bit of a laugh before Fat S-Club 3 came on. I also had the chance to meet a chap called Chris who I nearly killed by accident. Clearly I'm quite good at leaving a corpse or two in my wake!Originally I was only intending to stay at all the free events, because, well they were free and I was skint as a skint person. But even though I almost had to dump his corpse in the road and call it an accident, Chris purchased an extra ticket for the clubbing event that evening. It was most nice of him, so I shall be of course ensuring he eats until he explodes in Shanghai Nights later this month.We walked back via my place so I could drop off my bag and move onwards to his part of town, he noticed my NES, Commodore 64 and my Amiga and we got to talking about the classic games and generally retro items. Turns out he has a radio collection which was quite interesting.Anyways, I digress. We got ready and headed back out to Dressage at the O2 Academy in town for a night of partying. We spent some time on the main dance floor with the odd dancers who were a bit strangely trying to be horses to electronica, it was all rather strange but sometimes you just have to accept what you see and move on. We then moved up to the third floor and spent the remainder of the night to Push The Button, who are without a doubt the most mental DJs I have ever seen.It was about half two or three before I left, but a very good time was had. On my way out I had a look at the main stage which seemed a bit, well, dirty dirty. There was b00bies and everything.I have uploaded a series of photos from this event at LiveJournal.
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Hey all, I've sat on my reply to First Bus until today when I was a bit less angry about life and how poorly they put it together. I'm quite notorious for making some proper arsey compliant letters and as my first reply I'd like to avoid looking like a complete arsehole until at least the next one. So if you could just have a quick look and see what you think (this is a friends only entry so won't be on public display)? I'm pretty sure it's grammatically sound and MAH SPALLING IZ GUD TWO but I may have missed one or two bits.Here is what First Bus sent me in reply to my complaint (if you haven't seen it) for your reference:-> Message du 13/04/12 14:28> De : First@BusTrainCoach.info> A : kdwc@orange.fr> Copie à :> Objet : Enquiry Response from First Customer Services - ref 111455>> Dear Mr Costelloe,>> Thank you for your E-Mail. Thank you for contacting us by E-mail, and we were sorry to learn of your feelings concerning the service 309 bus on which you travelled. Our drivers should all undertake a first use check of their vehicles which includes checking their brake lights, and we will be looking at the details of this vehicles checks and investigating this matter further.>> Thank you again for bringing this matter to our attention.>>>> If you need anything further please do not hesitate to contact us by replying to this e-mail and quoting the reference:111455>> Regards,> First Customer ServicesThis is what I put together:-To whom it may concern,Thank you for your e-mail dated 13 April 2012. I'm sorry to have to say that I do not feel this email is an acceptable reply to my initial issue and I wish to escalate this matter further and make a formal complaint.The issue which I brought to your attention, is in my opinion and perhaps one could even argue that of the officer who stopped the bus, is quite a serious matter and I would have expected better from not only First Bus but also the reply I received on the back of my complaint.I'm also afraid to say that First Bus failed to meet even the most basic expectations from the start of this incident to now. As a customer and a passenger of any mode of licensed passenger carrying transport I expect that drivers will take vehicle checks as standard, that the vehicle used is at a safe an legal condition and should it not meet those basic standards not be in service.I also expect from a customer service point of view, that should I have to bring a matter to your attention that I will receive a satisfactory explanation of what occurred, how it will be rectified or if the previous two items can not be dealt with there and then, that I will receive a message to acknowledge my correspondence, advise me of the next steps and provide me with a reasonable time frame in which I will hear back.I would also expect that any correspondence conveys that my matter has been taken on board and that it is being looked at seriously and personalised; the only part of this email that meets this is that you correctly spelled my surname. I can not honestly say that I feel this has been looked in to seriously and that this email was put together in a few minutes to fob me off.In my initial email via your web form I wrote "…I also find it disturbing that this was not picked up earlier on the vehicle, considering this is a basic maintenance concept…" which would indicate that I was already aware that this should have been picked up from a depot level or by a driver on some kind of pre-use check; in your response you wrote "…Our drivers should all undertake a first use check of their vehicles which includes checking their brake lights…" this not only confirms what I initially thought should have been the process, but I'm dismayed that "…drivers should…".When you say that "drivers should" is this a company policy that drivers must check their vehicles prior to use or a "just if you can get around to that, it would be fab" expectation of the drivers? Unfortunately again this raises the issue if First Bus take the safety of their fleet seriously.You also advised that "…and we will be looking at the details of this vehicles checks and investigating this matter further." I feel this is very much a grey area, will I be advised of the outcome or will I hear nothing further? It doesn't set an expectation and actually does not answer my query at all.Should I not receive an explanation or a sufficient reply to this response, is there an internal department within First Group or independent body that I can contact to review the matter as I don't feel currently that my complaint is being taken as seriously as it should.I would also like to take your name for reference as the email is signed "First Customer Services".Regards,Kevin Costelloe
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So clearly a good week this has been for all. Happy Easter, like Christmas but with more chocolate and less tedious familyism on my televisual box.Let us first cover the news of the now, this userpic:-Now that's over and done with, today has been slightly better than yesterday. Rach and Ash popped down to help me with the bike tyre as last night, no word of a lie, I was going to light that fucker up like The Wickerman. The tyre is now on and in one piece, the wheel doesn't seem buckled either; just me not putting the quick release on properly (I think, might be wrong).Today the credit crunch has finally hit, I survived the recession, fuel hikes, fuel panic, public transport increases. But what I won't survive is the tax (I MEAN HELPFUL LIMITATION - DON'T SNOOP MY EMAIL PLZ) on drink, thanks Theresa May for not only failing to answer the question on your own drinking habits on BBC's Breakfast programme but saving us all from responsible drinking by absolutely shitting on the last thing we all have to escape the Con-Dem (Powered by NuLabour™) hell hole we live in.I think of you as I'm making hooch in my bath tub bitch.👍
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I’m not sure if I should be proud or concerned about this (I’m edging towards pride).
I kind of expected this entry to be slightly better than it is at the moment, perhaps because I managed to do some rather interesting things over the last fortnight. I’d write about them but my memory is a bit vague considering the alcohol consumption involved from the start of this month onwards. However, fear not my eager beaver readers, people have taken embarrassing photos! In fact so embarrassing I shall show you all one now:-
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I JUST ATE ALL THESE. It's what I'm going to post as my Facebook status in about 5 minutes.
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<div>"C'est le pire accident de la circulation dont on puisse se souvenir en Angleterre", a estimé un des pompiers sur place.
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I have managed to book my Westfest tickets, coach tickets and re-united with an estranged friend in the last half hour. Ma vie est beau.
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Plan: Get my hurr did. Actual: Have tea at a Japanese restaurant and hit the pub. Plan: Fail Actual: Win
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Well this is fun. I have irate ribs that are being rather painful with a hint of sting when breathing. Bloody human body, I'm downloading my brain in to a fucking cyborg for this.
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In just about an hour I'll be starting my journey for my first day at new job. Nervous.
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In under 12 hours I revert from a train based commute to a bus based one. It's like instead of spooning my left eye out I've gone for the right.
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Urgh. Too early for this.
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I've decided the best course of action is the Ukrainian Top 40 this afternoon. So far my bass has worked harder than a slave building a pyramid. Why can't radio in this country be this awesome, instead of the shit on Kiss London (pretending to be Bristol) and Fart FM? http://kissfm.ua
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Update to the Orange (France) iPhone 3GS background.
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<div>Zeus, an 11-year-old Maine coon cat, had a curious encounter with a young mountain lion.</div>
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<div>Jamie Hubley documented the final month of his life in heartbreaking and painful detail.</div>
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Voici une vidéo à ne pas manquer sur YouTube : Cazwell "Ice Cream Truck" HD
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BRAIN MAKE OUCHIE. SAD FACE.
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http://fr.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedobear Most hilarious job spec ever: Activité(s) Kidnappeur d'enfants
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http://www.macworld.fr/2011/06/24/mac/imessage-mac/516602/ J'aime iMessage.
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RT @jamesfreedman: Got an iPhone? Turn it into a virtual 'Blackberry by enabling airplane mode.
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Hello iOS5. Well after I back up my entire phone as it's going to delete everything.
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I've just synchronised my LiveJournal with G+. I write the equivalent to what I used to write on my LiveJournal here as well as doing the sporadic LJ posts. Perhaps this will work out and if not I'll switch it off.
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This sucks on more than one level. Mainly because I can’t sleep, but more so I can’t justify this time with something else, such as wanking over a new iOS for a phone.
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So it’s finally happened! I got a hold of that fabled ground floor flat, the tenants in there at the moment are off in the middle of July, then they are doing some work on a damp issue and then I’m in at the start of August!
This is probaby the most easiest move evar. I’m going from the 2nd floor down to the ground floor and the best part is I now get a double bedroom, storage space and a lounge area not for a whole lot more either. It’s an extra £50 a month so not done too badly out of it either.
Even more strange was how quick this went on, I just have to cough up a discounted agency rate by Friday and that’s all I need to do (deposit is still being held), other than that change the standing order amount. An hour or so after I signed the documents I already had a viewing! Crazay.
It’s going to be so weird moving een though I’m not really going anywhere different I’ve been in this flat for over 2 years now and it’s still my little home, so now I have to start it all again but it’ll be easier than moving off to another place entirely!
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So what an interesting few weeks this has been. I would have posted this all much earlier but you know fat fingers and iPhones don’t generally mix, so I’m stuck doing this kind of stuff in my free time in front of the computermabox.
So how did last week end off? Well completely shitingly shite. Thursday was pretty harsh as one could expect from this entry, I received a reply the following week from the rail company which was pretty shocking to say the least. I won’t post the full email (oh wait, I will) but here is the part that I kicked off about, big style:-
I was also very sorry to hear that you missed our 21:25 from Westbury to Bristol Temple meads and as a consequence of this you then had to wait forthe 21:55 departure. I understand how frustrating this must have been for you. However as you arrived at Westbury at 21:23 there was an insufficient connection time for your train to Bristol Temple meads. It is policy that we must allow a minimum connection time of five minutes between journeys.
The service left on time, but we usually lock the train doors around 40seconds before departure for passenger safety and to avoid delays. Once the despatch procedure has started, I am afraid we cannot unlock the doors to let passenger’s board. This procedure must be followed strictly.
Understandably, quite a bit pissed off about the comment that it was my fault that I managed to miss my correct connection (2110) and the secondary connection (2125). But I’m glad to say that I wasn’t the only one to think so. Of course I wasn’t best pleased about all this as I arrived somewhere near the half eleven hour at home, which meant I was utterly zombified the following day. I won’t go in to the whole thing as trains are an utterly boring topic and I spend a lot of time slating them off (what do you expect when you leave somebody bored waiting with a smartphone?) but the whole issue was resolved and I trust that my comments about the staff at the station were taken seriously. Of course this didn’t mean that another incident didn’t crop up very shortly after.
Then of course the weekend passed which I got an early start to with ending work half an hour early to get home an hour early.
Unfortunately, the following 4-5 days were pretty dull and I spent the time living like an agrophobic, but thanks to the special offer on from milk&more, I was like an agrophobic with BACON, lots and lots of BACON.
After I managed to leave that agrophobic stage and get my cracker white ass out the door (which was promptly burnt by the minimal amount of sun that was out) I did a bit of a tour of Clifton, The Suspension Bridge and had a bit of a wander around which I had to make a rather quick get away out of a crusing area.
On Friday, I headed in to Gloucester to meet Steve for an afternoon up in Ludlow, I didn’t actually take any photos for some reason but it was quite a nice place to visit, I’m not entirely sure how he managed to live there as it seemed quite an isolated place (in fact most of Shropshire did as well). He took me to the random sights of the area, like Harry Tuffin’s in Craven Arms, which is quite the sight. It has EVERYTHING.
On the way back between nearly nodding off I felt a bit queezy, turns out that I’m not very good at being a passenger in a car now days, I’m not entirely sure how this transpired considering taking a train in this part of the country is like riding a bull, but as is the mystery of the human body.
Yesterday was my first day in work and it didn’t quite start off well. Managed to have to write off my entire afternoon and left more angry and stressed than I was before I left on my holiday time. Clearly missing the entire point of time off.
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So after a wild week of general jibber jabber and utter tosswank I finally have some free time as I’ve decided on taking taking some holiday time. Granted it won’t be as good as the time I had to take a half day holiday and spring across the Berkshire countryside but I think a good week will do! Although it’s costing me in lost overtime but hey-ho I get MOAR PANTZ TYMEZ.
So far it’s been a good start, I’ve done pretty much feck all today, lounging around in my pants (whilst washing the rest of them). I wandered out for a couple of bits from Tesco Metro but that was the last of my human interaction for the day.
I did actually find something useful out of sitting on my bum all day, there is a special offer from milk&more for new customers of a free £10 discount, so totally used that opportunity to buy free bacon and other bits (including milk I should add). I’m getting it delivered on Monday so we’ll see how it goes.
A slight recap from Monday however, Steve made his way down to Brizzal and we stopped off in a decent place called HK Diner very cheap and BUBBLE TEA GALLORE. It was quite good fun even though the day was quite the wash out and of course the hoards of screaming uninterested feral children towed in to the Bristol Museum and Art Gallery (which coincidently looks a bit like a jumble sale with all the non-matching pieces, but it gives it that charm only Bristol could have) by parents looking to ditch the little shits for a few hours.
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I need to find him! His brilliant nonsense talk is like having a friend around but with out all that need for copious amounts alcohol first. Posted using http://moby.to/88zq78
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This rather odd use of a mannequin has perplexed me for many journeys through Avoncliffe. Clearly the locals aren’t quite, um, « normal ». Posted using http://moby.to/lqfuqi
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What else could you ever want? Tinned food? Chicken? CHICKEN IN A FLIPPIN TIN! Posted using http://moby.to/17zbot
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FREE TRIP TO THE MOONS?!? UH YEAH!Why wouldn’t you go to the moon given the opportunity to see what is to be seen in space and on the earth’s closest little friend. You’d have to be mad to refuse!
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I’ve just set up my eeePC to run Charm so I can write to my livejournal on the way to and from work. How fabulous.
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I guess you can’t have a Guinness if I don’t attach one!
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… Have a Guinness.
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Originally posted by at …WTF.Well, there goes my good mood for the day.NYTimes, the bastion of quality reporting, reported on the gang-rape of an 11 year-old girl in Texas that’s led to charges against 18 high-school boys so far - all well and good so far, right? Shit like this NEEDS publicity to raise awareness. Only problem is, they repeated - without refutation or critical commentary - the claims that the girl brought the rape on herself because of the way she was dressed.Choice Quotes (No cut b/c everyone needs to see this - DEAL.):“It’s just destroyed our community,” said Sheila Harrison, 48, a hospital worker who says she knows several of the defendants. “These boys have to live with this the rest of their lives.” As opposed to the victim, who’s gonna bounce back lickety-fucking-split, right?Residents in the neighborhood where the abandoned trailer stands — known as the Quarters — said the victim had been visiting various friends there for months. They said she dressed older than her age, wearing makeup and fashions more appropriate to a woman in her 20s. She would hang out with teenage boys at a playground, some said. TOTALLY BEGGING FOR IT. THIS IS RAPE CULTURE, PEOPLE.Now, what’s being said and done in this community is bad enough, but the NY Times should be fucking ashamed of themselves right now.( Here’s how to contact NYT: )
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OMG! WHY IS NOBODY HELPING TIM?! HE HAS TWO TRAINS ON HIM!!
Edit: Despite being late my train is still being advertised as “On Tim” I fear it might literally be on Tim.
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OH MY GIFT! PONIES AND DOVES!!!111
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I’m not entirely what to say to this, I don’t think I’ll be able to get up and do it and I’m a really shit public speaker at the best of times. So feeling a touch overwhelmed at the moment.
Hi Kevin, Hope you are having a good weekend. I was wondering if you might like to do the reading at John’s funeral that your father has written, I have attached his words. No pressure but i thought i would ask you so don’t worry if you feel you can’t do it! Let me know you thoughts. Looking forward to be seeing you next week, love Eve
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I’m glad that I have today off, more so after receiving this:Disruption has been reported between your selected stations Westbury to Pewsey.The 07:51 will be cancelled due to signalling problems.Further Information is available at http://www.fgw.co.uk.I saved myself another cramped hell ride down the countryside in a taxi stuffed full of commuters and paid or my FIrst Great Western.In other news, they have also cancelled all services on sunday with the potential of saturday being equally fucked due to "network enhancements". So it might just bite me in the ass tomorrow.
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… is not only not being able to feed and clothe myself, but my father who our relationship can only be described as estranged basically went through some bad times and has been in contact.
His brother who is probably about the same age as him died. He got a call on his birthday that his brother was in hospital dying. His brother (one of many) was also estranged from the entire family, drunk himself to death and has shook him and the family up. Him and his wife (my father) are in a pretty shit financial position so they had to find the money out of nowhere, book a very last minute flight (basically they drove to the airport) and all he had on him was his passport, what he was wearing and had $5 cash.
So his wife and him have contacted me after all this time, initially seeing if I would be able to make it down there (the hospital/London) which I couldn’t since I literally have 33p to my name.
I’ve now got a BBIM/Email from my father letting me know when the funeral is and that the family (he comes from 10 brothers and sisters) want to meet me along with him keeping in contact more.
The funeral is on the 17th, which I can’t go to because I haven’t two pennies to rub together to get there, I haven’t even a suit to wear even if I could and on top of that I look like a bloody scruff as I haven’t had a haircut since November.
I actually don’t know what I’m going to do, if I don’t show up it’s basically seem that I’m just being an ultimate cunt chops and I will probably never meet the lot of them (they live in Ireland, Spain, Canada, The USA, everywhere which they are all making it in - and I can’t even get in from BRISTOL). I can’t borrow the money to go there, I haven’t a credit card, my credit rating is so low that even Pay Day lenders won’t touch me any more, even if I could get a pay out from one of them I haven’t the means to pay them back, so I’d be committing a criminal act. I’ve also borrowed from friends and family to make it through January so I can’t go down that road again.
It’s so FRUSTRATING considering what’s gone down for him to speak to me again (there is a long unhappy story why we didn’t really talk up until this point).
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So this Saturday was pretty much an utter washout for about a hundred reasons, but let’s just start off with the events only a few hours after it started.Living in a city centre flat it’s not unusual for cunts druken clubbers to press the intercom every so often at unsocial times in the night. The sound this thing makes is probably louder than the fire alarms, but thankfully I have developped a tolerance of about 1 or 2 buzzes before I wake up with a shock and that shit drops like it’s hot when I’m woken up.At 3.21 (I remember this as I used it as a part of a venomous rant) it started buzz Buzz BUZZZZZZZZ BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ I literally jump out of bed, slammed my foot on the floor in shock and ribs screaming out like I just been punched. I came up to the intercom and blasted out WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU FUCKING WANT, IT’S THREE-TWENTY-FUCKING-ONE IN THE MORNING?!?!?//1/1/1/ONEONEONE she replies I want to speak to Keith, I know he lives on this road, I need to speak to him! I’ve just been mugged and I want to speak to Keith! at this point I enabled tolerance mode, he’s not in this flat, I think he’s either 4 or 1. Do you need the police? she replies No, I want Keith, I want to speak with Keith. Which button are you so I don’t press you again, Keith lives on this street! I tell her I’m the second button to the top and I leave her to it.She continues to sound the death siren on my intercom regardless. At this point tolerance mode is starting to ware thin, I offered assistance, it was declined, ignored and she’s clearly pissed as a fart.The next person she gets is the woman below me, who is actually rather nice (she cleaned the entire public areas from ground to top floors carpets, tile floor and dusted with no question just for the sake of it). Much like my greeting was WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT, IT’S THREE FUCKING AM, WHAT ARE YOU STUPID?same conversation ensues "I want Keith blah blah lives on this street blah blah" she mentions the mugging thing, the lady down stairs offers to ring the police which is declined. Like me she then left her to it.Yet, still continues to buzz every flat in the building. Now I’m already savage about this as she’s got as much help from two random strangers she could ever need chucked it in our faces and is continuing to annoy us, even though it appears Keith either doesn’t fucking live here or he’s not in if he did. It’s also not considering that I have to be up in 90 minutes for work and same thing with the flat below as they both work weekends as well.BANG BANG BANG BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ (and repeat).I’m just about to pick up the intercom and read her the riot act when the window below opens up and the woman below (who is quite Spanish) basically tells her how it is.WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL DOING? IF YOU DON’T WANT THE POLICE THEN FUCK OFF, FUCKING BITCH IT’S THREE AM, GO AWAY, HE’S NOT HERE, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, STUPID BITCH" she retorts BUT I’VE BEEN MUGGED DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND I WANT KEITH, HE LIVES HERE, ON THIS STREET, HOW LONG HAVE YOU LIVED THERE? KEITH HAS LIVED HERE LONGER THAN YOU HAVE" now by now I probably would have poured a kettles worth of boiling water on her head, I totally understand that she’s in a shitty place right now, but we tried to help her and actually it’s her problem and not ours that she got mugged. The arguement contnued for another 15 minutes with highlights of FUCKINGSTUPIDFUCKINGBITCHFUCKYOU and KEITH HE LIVES HERE ON THIS STREET.By about 4am she finally fucks off, where she went who the fuck cares, but maybe she sobered up enough to go find a copper. I know the woman downstairs called them, but at that time on a Saturday morning the ETA for any emergency service is somewhere around an hour by phone. I managed to get less than an hours sleep after that and I was not feeling being awake when I woke up again to go to work.To and from work I was just hanging, I couldn’t get my brain to spark and it was pretty much information in, garbage out.Once I got home this over-all tiredness on top of everything kind of made me crack a bit under the pressure. I was lying in bed, well, the sofa as my airbed popped on christmas day and I worked out that for yet another month I’m going to have £150 less than I need to basically exist (because it’s not living I’ll tell you that now). This month is pretty bad, I worked out I can’t watch television for the remainder of the month as I don’t have the electricity to spare (I’m on a pre-payment meter) now when you don’t have any money at all to go out and do things Television is about all you have to keep you from going insane.I also had only £10 for my food budget, so I sat there feeling guilty because I spent £5 on a taco kit and beef from Tescos as it meant I basically had only enough to buy 40 sausages and 2kg of chips from Iceland (£3) followed by a few instant noodles (at 10p each), toilet roll (ASDA Smart Price) and a few deoderants and shower gells (again all cheap Smart Price stuff) to live off for the rest of the month. It also got to me that I don’t have a pair of socks that isn’t 2 years old and without holes in them, I haven’t bought a new item of clothing probably since 2009 and I pretty much have no social life to speak of.So I kind of sparked last night and I kind of decided that I have no other option but to stop paying for the debt that is keeping me down still. This means that basically I’m going to have to make an appointment with the CAB to see about IVAs or possibly even Bankruptcy as I can’t keep on top of it any more.I’ve cut my budget as far down as I could, I’ve even cut in to essential items, I’ve sold as much as I possibly can on eBay, I’ve had to take my car off the road and I might even have to get rid of it and it’s affecting my mental and physical state so severely it’s not healthy to continue like this. But when the end of this month hits and these companies don’t get their cash it’s going to be an onslaught of harassment from debt collection companies which means I’ll basically be scared of picking up my phone again.I have to ask why does my life have to end up so shit? There must be some kind of logic to this, because I work hard enough for it not to be shit (6 days a week and on call 24/7). But here I am getting ready to cook saussage and chips which I’ve been eating for over a month now.But on the brightside I have at least lost nearly 2 stone. So there are few positives.
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Desktop 5 Feb 2011 Updated Desktop for the new season.
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Is this far too passive aggressive? Because I’m not shitting you, I’d actually love to get access to the waiting room instead of dancing across the platform in an effort to keep from hypothermia and frost bite.
To whom it may concern,
In reference to the above mentioned station, would there be any possibility to allow access to the waiting rooms during evenings.
With the drop in temperatures and the constant tardiness of the 2047 service to Westbury I find myself waiting between 30 minutes to an hour on a platform with no cover to the elements 5 days a week.
As I’m sure you can understand it’s not the most pleasant of places to be when the temperatures drop below 0c.
I look forward to receiving your reply and thank you for your time.
Kind regards,
Kevin Costelloe
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Well. I’d like to say this is difficult but it isn’t in the slightest, after the events surrounding that evening. I received a letter from First Great Western about my passenger charter claim form this morning.Now, here is the first bit of being critical of the contents "The delay was due to a person being hit by a train on the track…" right, that’s fine, in fact I would have been ok with this from the start. As any method of oversized public transport you can not do a bloody thing about somebody taking their life or an accident which resulted in an injury or fatality.However, what you CAN do about it is communicate this to your customer base, at the end of the day people will understand, even in the most dire of weather that the circumstances of an extended delay is down to an act that can not be foreseen (and that isn’t the wrong kind of rain on the line).The end of this would be if FGW communicated the circumstances, even by the robotic sympathy droid, I would not have taken the time to fill out a claim form in anger, find and attach my expired ticket and send it across to their offices in Plymouth by freepost. They would not then have to pay for the postage, pay for the employee to spend time to review and respond to my claim form and then pay for postage back to me.How FGW then redeemed themselves, is by not only addressing the issue, explaining the issue, explaining the passenger charter and how it doesn’t (in a way quite rightfully) apply and how they are going to avoid the issue escalating further than it needs to be.
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She got her hurr did and it is fly(ing). Posted using http://moby.to/1w5swj
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It’s going to be a very seditary day. My shower is still the place to be if you’re a sopping wet shirt, my sink is hosting a party of socks and my radiators are pumping heat in to a plethora of jeans, shirts and pants.
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After yesterdays hoo-ha (protected) and obstructive determination of hoarding the prioity seating on another depressingly decorated FGW commuter train (I swear this train was like the house out of the Simpsons Tree House of Horror episode where the walls bleed blood, but instead of blood it weeped clinical greys and poor lighting which encourage you to jump in front of a train if you weren’t already inside one), I have pretty much done fuck all.
This morning I woke up to find rigor mortis had set in and moving was generally quite unpleasant, once I was in the shower however, I discovered I’m now sporting quite a nice beginning of a belt bruise. It kind of makes me look rugged in the Miss Universe sort of way. From there I took the opportunity to clean the post area as the other tennants haven’t bothered keeping it tidy and I found a few dated letters as well (woo!).
I also took the opportunity to get a GP, which is something I tend not to bother visiting pretty much ever. My new surgery is in a Boots store in the Mall Galleries (seriously) and as a welcome gift I was upsold a chlamydia test (as it’s the new thing the NHS seem to be focusing on), got my arm crushed by a machine trying to determine my blood pressure which she had to do three times and insists I should do it again in a month as it seems “a touch high, but it could be a one off” and they’re going to run my wee for the various diabities tests too.
I’ll know of my various results at sometime in the next 10 days and I can then completely forget that I have a GP for another 5 years.
Ironically, tonight I’m looking forward to watching the new season of Ice Road Truckers.
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So 2011 has now offically commenced, the VAT has gone up by 2.5% and according to most sources everybody is going to die as a result. Which is kind of true if all the basics of life weren’t VAT exclusive.
But enough about the VAT, I have a bigger foe, VED, Fuel Duty and Car Insurance.
I’ve had to make the decision to take my car off the road for a few months until the general cost of motoring becomes somewhat more affordable. With fuel at 1.30/litre it’s just completely out of my budget, so I’ve resorted down to the train as a half acceptable alternative.
So I’ve started the SORN process and the Road Tax refund as well, both of which combined seem to be a considerable amount of annoying forms and utter stupidity like “if you paid for 6 months, we charged you an extra 10% which we will not refund” thanks DVLA for admitting that you rob people blind with no concern or value on their money. I also called the insurers to see if I could reduce the cover to the basic level. I currently spend 79.48 a month for fully comp, breakdown and protected no claims. So they quouted me 69.97 for TPO/Accident, awesome, so now I have to cancel the policy which they can’t do in advance for some reason. I shouldn’t be supprised as it’s a part of Direct Line who’s customer service is notorously shit especially when handling claims.
But on the bright side over the next 2-3 months I will actually start to have this “disposable income” people speak about so highly, in fact, it would be the first time in just under 2 years this has happened. I don’t know what to do with myself when this happens. I might go down to Cabot Circus and buy something pointless that I never need or use! Vivre la capitalisme!
In other non-related news the days are getting lighter, my heating cost has gone up to 18/month but my council tax arrears has now been paid off so I have 42.30 a month more and two months left before the payment break!
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Seriously, I have spent something like 3 days trying to figure out why my TFN email keeps vanishing at random intervals. I couldn’t explain the kooky non-linearness of the whole situation until 3 minutes ago.Up until 3 days ago I used to have my iMac download email every 5 minutes, delete the server copy and store in in my /var/kevin/mail folder so I could use it on my iMac with nearly unlimited storage and using Alpine. 3 days ago, I changed my mind on this so I could start using Horde on the TFN server and syncronise that bad boy on to my Blackberry.However, emails would go vanishing randomly. So I checked my iMac, nope, not downloading and checked it wasn’t BIS going crazy and deleting everything like a complete retard by deleting and reinstalling the account no less than 10 times.Today however, I figured it out. Probably a long long time ago I had Gmail collect my TFN emails, since my iMac was doing it every 5 minutes it was guaranteed that unless Gmail was increadibly lucky it would never get to the emails first. When I turned it off Gmail shot it’s load over all the emails and did as instructed, download, delete, repeat.As Gmail collects POP3 accounts rather randomly this would explain the not so scheduled disapearences. Today I went in to that un-used account that I had collecting the mail some time ago and thought "these seem rather new, and very familiar". DOH.
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So figured I might mention that it’s still not snowing in Bristol. Where is MY snowmageddon?
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So i found an old three motorola phone from 2005 it’s well old considering!
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So, I now have a running council tax saga, woo!
I changed bank accounts in September (bills) so the first thing they did was re calculate my monthly rate and knock it up to £90 a month from £76. They said it was because they had to start my payments from November October.
Alright I thought and paid my normal monthly amount by card so it would even out, two days later they took it by direct debit. Not cool, so I called them and the council refunded that 14 days later.
Again, this month they tried to take the direct debit but this time out of the wrong account, so I had to call the bank up and do an indemnity claim. Sorted after having to make the branch do it myself. Again paid the council by debit card.
But yesterday I got a letter saying I owe the council two months of tax and that if not paid in 7 days they’d hit me with £103 in costs and take me to court.
So I called them, I spoke to a lady who didn’t answer my questions and said that my new re calculated bill would be the end of the matter.
I find it bizarre that my council tax account statement is clearly paid up yet they seem to think I owe them! I wrote a fairly stern letter today as now I’m just fucked off with the whole thing, you change a single direct debit instruction and the whole system goes tits up!
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Well today I did something a bit silly and it took me 30 minutes of playing with firewalls et al to discover it.
Earlier today I had been fiddling my Dreamhost and walked off to do something else (with the car) and came back to resum my codings.
I needed to access a telnet session from the kitchen menace that is my Uber Dell PowerEdge so I plonked in 172.17.17.200 and me port. Nothing “connection timed out”. Odd I thought, it’s on, I can get at it from my web browser so no issue?
Again, I did it. Nada, tried another port, nothing. RDC’d in and it worked. So clearly it’s connectable. I started fiddling around with the Firewall, the iMac’s IP address and everything I could think of.
It then dawned on me, I looked at the command line [thunderbird]$ I thought that was a bit strange, my iMac is called Margaret-Thatcher after all. Yup. I had been trying to access a non-existant internal IP address at Dreamhost.
Durr.
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I’m writing this post only really out of pent up anger and annoyance.
I updated Twitter earlier and also my journal with the news that VOX is closing down. Which considering that I didn’t post there much shouldn’t be too much skin off my arse really.
But it was a community in itself and in this day and age these communities seem to be getting axed left right and centre. Look at AOL, it was uber evil but a mega-community until Time Warner pillaged it to pieces (remember AOL bought TW originally).
I’ve got no love for 666apart and I think after their mahoosive cock ups when LiveJournal was in their sticky money hands and now this, it’s safe to say I’d keep a reasonable distance from their services and products.
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I just checked my AOLOL account EmailOprah (think EmailAvril but funnier) and I found these classy emails! Should I reply, if so any suggestions or hey, write one yourself and if it’s awesome Oprah(’s Minge) will send it back! From: H422@aol.com To: EmailOprah@aol.com Sent: 2/26/2008 11:29:57 P.M. GMT Daylight Time Subj: A New Earth These are some of the main comments I derived from reading chapter three today. Always I have been aware of the violence in religious beliefs, and their insanity that has fostered man’s inhumanity to man throughout history, but I was even more informed and saddened by the statement on page 73: By far the greater part of violence that humans have inflicted on each other is not the work of criminals or the mentally deranged, but of normal, respectable citizens in the service of the collective ego. I replied to the question in the workbook about the terms religious and spirituality before reading this chapter. I believe the two terms are mutually exclusive; religion, in my opinion, has no relationship to spirituality, and I felt a bit of confirmation in what this chapter says about it. Finally, I think the spectacle created by the media of the election campaign is revealed in what I have read so far. How unfortunate that the media has so thoroughly destroyed a significant part of the democracy, turning the campaign into a duel, making the candidates caricatures, and demonizing them. The gullible public has latched onto this venom and formed hateful opposing groups, which is the exact opposite of the statement Eckhart attributed to Y. Halevi, “accommodating the competing narrative.” I regret that these candidates have been driven to war against one another instead of respectively presenting their platforms and addressing issues that have import for the country. This is the “I am right and you are wrong” syndrome. The process has been damaged, and we may not get the best candidate under these circumstances. It is our loss as an egoic nation. Helen M. EarlesFrom: Erminedavid@aol.comTo: EmailOprah@aol.comSent: 3/28/2008 2:46:11 A.M. GMT Daylight TimeSubj: Ermine David 177-41-105thAveJamaica, NY 11433 27th March 2008Greetings in Jesus Name,I am a member of the South Jamaica New Testament of God and we are in the process of rebuilding or purchase another house of worship for our present place is to small, And I fell the need to ask you for a Donation or Contribution to help us find a larger place,and I would like this to be a surprise to my Pastor Errol Rougier. Please send your gift To: South Jamaica Church of God 108-48 Guy R Brewer Blvd Jamaica, NY 11433Payable To: South Jamaica New Testament Church of God or South Jamaica N T C of GodI am grateful for your gift in advance. Thank You.And May God Richly Bless You !!!!!Ermine David From: Erminedavid@aol.comTo: EmailOprah@aim.comSent: 4/25/2008 2:51:30 A.M. GMT Daylight TimeSubj: Erminedavid@aol.com 177-41-105aveJamaica, NY 11433 April 24th 2008 Dear Oprah: Greetings in Jesus Name.I am just writing to you again about my deep concern about our present place of worship.I am destitute and reaching out for all the help I can get in order to be a lighthouse in our community.As I stated before in my last email our worship house is to small, I am doing this out of concern for my Pastor whose name is Errol Rougier who I would just like to surprise him, this is between you and me. I am asking for a Contribution or Donation, for the past (9) nine years we’ve been trying by having a banquet yearly and still have a long way to go I need your help. Please Help. AddressPlease send your gift To: South Jamaica Church of God 108-48 Guy R. Brewer Blvd. Jamaica, NY 11433 Payable To: South Jamaica New Testament of God or South Jamaica N T C of God I am thankful for your gift.Please when you send your gift can you email me so I would know what to expect.Thank You?And May The Blessing Of God Always Ermine DavidFrom: ReverseLady@aol.comTo: EmailOprah@aim.comSent: 1/13/2009 10:47:52 P.M. GMT Daylight TimeSubj: virgin oil the show 1-06-09 where Dr. Oz was telling about olive oil, there is a difference in virgin and extravirgin oil, the olives are cold pressed the first time, which is the highest grade, The extra virgin - the cheese or pulp mixed with hot water and pressed again, this is the lower grade olive oil. Dr.Oz stated that olive oil should not be heated, or cooked with, which heated kills out the natural inns cines that the body needs.my information came from world book printed 1972.
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How the hell did I spend £9 quid on my bill. I still have £5 free download credit left!?!
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This I’m afraid must be reposted for it’s awesomeness - taken from http://lansing.craigslist.org/rnr/1797870768.htmlA mutual friend of ours threw a big party for her 30th birthday, tons of people were there and it was a lot of fun. Somewhere along the line you and I ended up on the balcony for some fresh air at the same time. We started chatting; we talked about sports, books, tv – discovered we both are about to start our masters degrees and spent some time debating the pro’s and con’s of the educational system. We talked about hanging out sometime, and you wanted to meet my girlfriend. I understand how upsetting it was for you when I blinked mildly in surprise and said I was here with my husband. I know it was a shock to your system, if your face had turned any paler I might have called 911. You made a good recovery though - that hurried mutter of “I’m not like that” was very polite and you only knocked over two drinks and one vase in your hurry to rush to anywhere other than near me. I can’t blame you – I forgot how delicate you straight boys are. So I wanted to give you a few helpful hints about where you went wrong last night. 1) As a general rule we don’t walk around with big signs around our neck proclaiming our sexuality. No scarlet letters, no scent of hellfire and brimstone… sorry about that. 2) We do not generally assume that everyone within 5 feet of us must also be homosexual – it was nice of you to immediately reassure me that you are hetero, but it was really unnecessary. 3) Homosexuality is not infectious. While I am sure you meant no disrespect with your hasty departure; in the future you can rest assured that taking a few extra seconds in your mad dash for safety will not result in you being turned gay. It will however keep you from destroying expensive vases and knocking over senior citizens. 4) This next one may come as a surprise; but you are not, in fact, irresistible. The fact that you have a dick does not instantly turn me into a bundle of uncontrolled lust. Contrary to popular opinion, being in the same room with a straight man does not cause a gay man to instantly lose all common sense and basic common courtesy. Though I am not so sure about the reverse. 5) Homosexuals in general get a little irked when people treat us like some sort of leper. Rushing to another mutual friend of ours and advising him of my sexuality, so he could be “forewarned” was really uncalled for. 6) Upon being told (by said mutual friend) to stop being an idiot and that you were not my type anyway… it generally confuses the issue when you then proceed to become upset that I DON’T find you attractive. Three seconds ago you were running through a crowd of people with your hands cupped protectively over your junk as if I might attack you at any moment with a blowjob. See hint number 4. 7) We homosexuals have an odd sense of humor – I can’t help that. Something about watching you freak out as if all the demons of hell were after you just struck me as vastly amusing. 8) While being pissed at me for dissolving into uncontrollable laughter might be understandable… gathering a couple guys together to “teach the fag a lesson” is not. 9) You might also want to drink a little less and be a little more careful about the guys you approach for your little proto-hate-mob. 10) Assuming the two tall muscle-bound bruisers must be uber-hetero and just as appalled by my presence as you was your first mistake. It was an understandable one though. How were you to know that pflag tshirt the first guy was wearing wasn’t a sports team? Also the rainbow ring the second guy was wearing could have meant anything I am sure. 11) In retrospect I suppose that upon hearing your not very subtle hate-talk and seeing who you were heading for; I could have said something instead of just laughing harder. I apologize for that. I should have just introduced you to my husband instead of letting you walk up to him and ask him if he wanted to help you teach “that fag over there” a lesson. I hope that broken nose heals up cleanly.
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Here I am sat in my car listening to some hardcore in the respectable Englishshire country side. Although it’s a touch on the cold side (for what should be a summer season) it’s very pretty!
Too bad I’m far too much of a cracker to deal with the sun. It’s like vampyre-ism and all that jazz.
Reviewing my tweet from this weekend where I thought it would be a proper good idea to toddle off to @BristolFanPark at Queens Square I’m glad I didn’t after seeing the following days news! NCIS, CSI and Law and Order kept me away from some police harassment that evening. How very ironic.
Anyways, not too much on for the next little while may end up doing something at the end of the month if I can muster some “entertainment” monies for once!
Workwise all is going groovy and I get a few interesting work related weekends away over the next few months so that should be good fun too (I sound like a balloon fanatic and trust I’m so not)!
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I got bored of the crap on teevee, so now I’m sashin' ur koopaz in ur landz.
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Damaged corn could be a cause in the spread of HIV
Consuming damaged corn could be a cause in the spread of HIV virus among the population living in the sub-Saharan region of Africa, a new study suggests.
A high percentage of the corn crop is damaged by pests such as the cornstalk borer which in turn facilitate the formation of fungus derived toxins called fumonisins. Fumonisins are known to be harmful for humans and are one of the major causes for the high number of patients suffering from cancer of the esophagus.
Researchers from University of Georgia analyzed data from World Health Organization and the Food and Agriculture Organization and found that as the consumption of diseased corn grew, HIV transmission rates increased leading to suggestion that corn plays as a facilitator for the spread of the HIV virus.
Lead researcher Dr. Jonathan Williams said that while his study has found a plausible link between corn consumption and spread of HIV, more research was needed to prove the findings.
Source: bit.ly/auJpa0
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I was going to make a post last night but then I fell asleep. Sorry!
Once I get out of bed I might even post some photos up or something!
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I’m going to tell you this in complete confidence (bearing in mind this is of course a publci post). The one thing that I ph34r is opening the post.
I get nothing that I want to read and I end up sending it else where.
Today I got something I expected but didn’t expect to actually have
delivered today.
My jerk van driver’s insurance are still debating liability and it’s now being settled as a 50/50 which I expected would happen. This will teach me for not getting witnesses.
On the bright side I can now look at booking my car in for a £250 repair, rather than my £500 excess. Thankfully my NCD is protected so it won’t make a fudge of difference to my premiums.
Lessions to be learnt: Protected NCD is worth the extra £30 a month and van drivers are assholes.
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I was just dreaming about things as you do, and out of nowhere it was about things that should have happened but never did.
What a downer.
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I’ve just logged in to my eStat account, that I’ve had for a long long time. In fact, so long it out dates this LJ.It contains web statistics for:-146 mois : Avril 1998 - Mai 2010There was a long period I was with Citeweb. I really miss them. Too bad Fortune City bought it and it died under mysterious circumstances. If that never happened I’d still be hosted there today and I’d still have the citeweb.net email address. Crazy times.Is there anybody else who has some historical interwebs connections? Like a early on going blog or some such?
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So it’s technically summer weather now, so the iMac needs a changin' and here it is, say hello to June’s desktop gentleman.
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This is the only place in the country where Tesco declined me a sale of a single bottle of Old Speckled Hen due to the locals.
What a fucking dump.
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What an amazing day it’s been outside. Too bad I’m too much of a cracker to actually stay outdoors for more than 20 minutes.
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My god look at the time, it’s almost bed time! What a day this has been, it’s warm and nice which is far from what you’d expect from the lousy weather this country is famous for.
I have some photos I’m going to post a bit later on of some random bits and some more intigration on the lj homepage concept.
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I really really hate Debt Collectors, they’ve taken my complaint "seriously" and have come back to me with a shining example of how fairly they treat their "customers":-Mr Costelloe,I am in receipt of your below email and I note the contents accordingly.I have reviewed the calls in question and they have also been subjected to our strict monitoring procedure conducted by our Call Quality Manager. Neither of us found the conduct of Marianne, in the initial call, to fall below minimum standards.Contrary to your statement below she did not state that legal proceedings had already commenced. She did however confirm that legal action was pending. Furthermore Marianne did not refuse to deal with your debt management company what she did state was that she could not accept a minimum payment offer. This policy is not of Marianne’s making, it is however the instructions that have been passed to us by our clients. Instructions that we are contracted to abide by.Throughout the course of the call Marianne made no ‘demand’ for the full payment to be made.I am afraid that I cannot concur with your version of events below and I do not consider our agents conduct to have been below-par.Should you wish a copy of this recording I would ask you to make this in writing and mark it for my attention.RegardsRob SandsCompliance Manager of course they are also required to abide by what the OFT dictate as acceptable practice but choose not to pay any attention, because of course their "clients wishes" come first. Bearing in mind that this DCA has already bought the debt from the "client" and spent a whole lot less.I am of course willing to pay this debt like all the other debts I have, but at the same time I have bills, council tax, council tax arrears, gas, electric, transportation, food and the whole lot to deal with. As the change of circumstances last year with the fucking cunt chops who won’t be named (but I’m sure you’ll find their name else where on this journal) basically I don’t have large sums of cash edit: any spendable income or life outside working to pay bills.So I’m going to challenge these pricks as I’m not being threatened by anybody and I know perfectly well that if I get a CCJ out of it the magistrate will make me pay what is in my capability, which is pretty much a fairly low figure on a monthly basis, to which I have already offered them. They are of course in a position to do a bankruptcy order, but that can be staved off with a quick £100 payment taking it below the threshold for such action, but even still a court would be very reluctant to do that when I have other creditors who I owe a whole lot more to.
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Because really when have I last posted?
Livejournal is now my official homepage, I can’t be arsed with doing the seperate web thing now days, in fact it seems redundant considering just over 10 years of my life can be found on here. Plus now that I have my new blackberry a computer seems a touch redundant!
The only real thing I have news wise is that I’ve gone back to the AOL for my email needs (you can’t argue with psychotic spam filtering and unlimited imap mailbox action) and some how manage to get AOL calendar to duplicate my schedule.
What are you people up to? Reply or email my username @livejournal.com
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All you need to do is set the apn settings and it seems to work.
Device: BlackBerry9700/5.0.0.351
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It seems a decent jabber client can get around my problem. Cheers Frank!
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I don’t have a decent LJ client. Annoyingly there is a tumblr client. This makes my brain hurt :(
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I now have a blackberry bold 9700. It’s addictive. Like crack to a hooker. Post from mobile portal m.livejournal.com
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Seriously. I’m getting fed up of the BANG BANG SMASH BANG SMASH SMASH SMASH going on upstairs. Seriously, WALK don’t JUMP. In fact I’ve now noticed a few cracks in my flat now, which never existed last time I had a proper look a month or so ago.
I smell a relationship with the Army fighting of the Mongrel invaders above my head and the suspicious crackage. I think I shall soon have to inform the letting agent, I want my deposit back after all.
Edit: this was found in my Drafts Folder from last week!
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When life throws you a budget and you want to have a few drinks, hit up ASDA you won’t get bladdered but this stuff is a case of 12 for less than a pint!
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I do. In this universe we can’t be alone, it’s pretty much unpossible. Just think, there must be some kind of civilisation occuring out there in the big black empty space that is existing around us.If not then I guess I’m just a crazy in a tin-foil hat.
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I sound like an old woman but until about 4am I heard “stomp stomp crash stomp stomp” now it’s resumed probably for another 16 hours.
Angry cat is what I’m feelin'.
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The man in the flat above is officially a bastard.
First there was the drunken smashing down the stairs, then there was the 6am “oh look what i did that was pretty funny” walk through with his friends.
Now, he’s not stopped stomping about and playing shit guatar music. It sounds like Ghengis fucking Khan is over for tea.
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Right now I’m having a drink outside the pub in the rain because I can get my own wifi from outside. Weird.
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… and it found this. I am truly convinced that my computer is the
Internet hub for awesome.
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Here is your claim token - 83KWYAMVMAZW - I am who I say I am!
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Greetings my LJ masseeve.
This week has been a long one and I have felt the wrath of my sleeping patterns for it. Monday was crazyness at the workings place, as one would expect. Tuesday was Tuesday. Wednesday however was different. I was on a course in London, so I had to get up at 5am to then get to the rail station for 6.35am. Easy one would think. But the rail station was over 20 miles away, so I had a 40 minute drive ahead of me.
I managed to get there for about 6.25 where, to my horror, I found Notwork Fail had changed the train time, so lucky my ass got that one otherwise the next train was 0722. I spent two hours on that train in that time I had managed to make my phone battery completely flat, so I was pretty much shagged for entertainment from that point onwards.
Did the whole tube thing, I desperately wanted to knock out some Londoners and remind them that PERSONAL FUCKING SPACE IS PERSONAL. This is why London makes me angry. I had quite a fair bit of time before the course so I decided to shop in Mayfair for a while. After the course I was going to see what Andrew was up to, but then I realised that I had no such phone to do this with, so I had to spend my time with an agressive London pigeon in Paddington station for an hour. SAD FACE.
I got back to the train station in nowhere Wiltshire about 19.45/20.00 then I drove back to my abode in Bristol. I ended up in Bristol for about 21.30, then I had to drag a number of car based items up three flights of stairs (whilst parked on double yellows) before running back out, parking and coming back to my place. Of course as it was Wednesday it was party time out my window. Alright I thought, the pub winds down at about 0.00, the club around 03.00 and the mindless masses vacate around 03.45/04.00.
I was so wrong. I woke up at my usual time of 05.45 to find that people were still wandering about singing in their drunken tones. I don’t know if I should be impressed, because it must have a been a brilliant night all around!
After that, Thursday was normal as you’d expect. Friday I had an NVQ thing in Swindon, so yet another early start. Parking in Swindon is an absolute arse ache, nobody wants to go to Swindon, it’s a shit pit, but the local council charges for car parking like it’s central Paris. To park for 8 hours in Swindon will cost you £22.50. What a scam. So we went to the train station and after vowing not to use an Apcoa car park (after the fuckers ticketed me 5 years ago) I caved in. It was £7.50 for 24 hours. You couldn’t debate with that.
Spent an interesting time with some youths and being bombarded with Maths and English tests. I did a mega fail with the Maths as they wanted you to work out the answers using techniques I haven’t used since I was 8 years old. That was 18 years ago. SERIOUSLY. Other than that, I got my parking monies worth from the free lunch and headed off back to the work place.
So that was my week. Today I spent most of the day in bed, I woke up at about noon. Sundays are so boring.
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Seriously TWO FUCKING DAYS after I kissed £1500 good bye on a new gearbox I get this:- Now obviously I have to throw more fucking money I already don’t fucking have at this, of course the road tax is also due (£118 for six months) and I have to get it through an MOT (£45) as well as source three new tyres (~£200/each) in the pending weeks.Seriously. WAS I FUCKING HITLER IN A PAST LIFE? DO I REALLY FUCKING DESERVE THIS FUCKING SHIT? WHAT THE FUCK!edit: oh did I mention this is on top of my repayment plan with the council tax, who if I don’t pay up, have a court order to have baliffs to take all my shit. Then there is the massive debt I still owe and the fact I barely can afford to live anymore. So no pressure.
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My iMac dock is a bit busy now.
What do I do? What do I remove? Do I really need Mail.app and Thunderbird (fuck yeah!)?
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Depends on how good the surgery was to be honest.
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Not being a resident of North America has it’s benefits and it’s short falls. One of those shortfalls is anything on television is pretty much old news.I managed to stumble across some OLTL clips on youtube following the progress of Kyle & Oliver [Fish] (KISH), Sierra Rose (small child) and a freaky religious cult type interfereing every so often.It was rather interesting, so I had to watch 3 months of YouTube clips and eventually I became hooked (and how could you not, there was some serious baby daddy drama going on).Now I’m really quite in to it (and to be honest Scott Evans, phoar) and I’m watching it through the interwebs when the ABC Geofilter lets it’s guard down.
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Sometimes I wish that my life hasn’t taken place. Quite a selfish move really since it’s all about me and my problems and not all the bad shit I did to a whole lot of other people in the process.
I’m sure the people reading this have some concept of what is occuring and if not well, i’d like to say sorry for fucking up your existance but I can’t because that would be a lie.
I’m many things, i’ve delt with a whole lot of shit none of you would have the balls to stroll through and only come out somewhat fucked up over. But that’s why at the end of it I really have no feelings of any kind.
Turns out being a sociopath really fucking sucks sometimes. But honestly it’s kept me a float to this point, nothing like having no humanity eh?
So what is the point of this post? I’m clearly not going to sit here and say “oh i’ve done a number of pills, going to dye whine whine whine” because i’m not that kind of emo bitch (you really have to have a grasp of emotions to be emo) and i know perfecly good ways of leaving this planet that would inconvience a whole lot of people without the need to bitch about it on livejournal.
But i know i’ve slightly hit the booze a few times and made some posts about one particular person who was not only the making of what little soul i had but also broke it. Or at least i like to blame him for it, you see it’s not really his fault quite possibly i should have said something.
Instead i find myself in limbo ten years on, neither alive nor dead, just being.
I can’t really put in to text my life, i can’t make any of you fully understand where i’ve been, where i am and what will become. It’s probably a load of shit to you and i’m quite thankful of that, congratulations on normality let it blind you to the inherent evil i posess and represent.
This post isn’t about an end, it’s not about a person, it’s about me and what i can’t hold on to anymore. This journal has been with me all this time, it’s my outlet, my honesty (to an extent) and what represents the brand that is Kevin Costelloe. Because sure as the pope is catholic I’m far from a person and just a trademark against a concept.
I never thought I’d make it to 20 which i’m sure i posted about in a haze before so i didn’t quite expect the human brain in it’s capacity to deal with quite a level of subjects to leave me up shit creek at 27 years old, how fucking annoying these limitations.
I guess what i’m saying is that i really want to feel something other than an empty void burning with the pain of what will never be and who will never become and the things that will never happen.
But that’s not going to happen i’ve only felt love for one person on this planet, and it’s really a bizarre sensation why would any sane person want to give up everything for another individual? It’s fucking nonsense.
Er, what was i saying? Uh yeah, so how do i go forward now? I don’t have the answers anymore, i can’t keep using everybody in my path for my own personal gain, i can’t keep viewing those with a pulse as a bunch of meat bags.
I need to become human. I need to find somebody who will love me, i need to find somebody i can love. But it’s difficult.
As i said i can’t make anybody see the sense in what i’ve just written, you’d have to live the last 27 years in my shoes. But at least i wrote it down and it’s not a burden on me alone, it’s there on this journal even if nobody reads it.
Bye bye words. It’s been fantastic and see you tomorrow.
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I just made myself tea that i bought from sainsburys, total cost was £1.02. And it was absolutely amazing.
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Well, it’s good friday and I’ve got a full case of Guinness. I smell disaster. For my liver.
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I spoke with the garage who have my car, they drained the gearbox oil and gear teeth came tumbling out.
I need a new gearbox, bye bye money.
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Good Afternoon all,
So other than my LJ-cum-Microblogging that has been going on recently I haven’t been posting much yet again, I always tell myself that I will post more and do I? Of course not, cos that’s how I roll.
I think this is because of my serious interwebs problem at home (which I’m still awaiting a reply from Three) as I can’t get on to my iMac from not-home-location so I can’t use my Charm (which archives a local copy of my posts etc) so I think why bother. I’m lame really!
Anyways, back to the whole 3 No-bile Broadband issue, they’ve not replied to my email and it’s passed their 5-10 day waiting period, so I sent another shittier email and sent out a complaint by post demanding satisfaction (and two months credit for my troubles). So far, nothing. I think they’re ignoring me the fuckers.
On another topic, although my life is generally a shit pit of not quite good things, it turns out there will be something alright happening, which is my car is now inline for being repaired. For those who don’t already know, I have a serious gear issue which at some point will result in a B road being covered with the contents of said gear box. So I only drive to and from work and get a lift in from a small village as I can really only do about 5-10 miles a day. It sucks, I can’t even drive to Sainsburys and I’ve had to stop shopping at Morrisons too. I as if I’m in prison, I can’t go see friends evenings/weekends as I can’t get there, it’s shitty.
But soon, we’ll be back up and running and I’ll have my freedom again. I look forward to this.
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Tonight I’m angry at a number of people (which is far from unusual), these are the highlighs:-"If I saw you on a zebra crossing, I’d run your fucking ass down and reverse just to make sure….. JUST KIDDING, I got no reverse gear, so I’d be spot on when your face hits my bumper the first time biatch.""Basically like [the Fat Bitch] in the cake aisle in Sainsburys, hoovering that shit up like her fat ass is going out of style."And my personal favourite "Tonight I saw the face of a sour trout. It made me want to heave in to an envelope and address it to "That Trout Cunt", with carrotty love."I either need to chill, win the lottery or just knife a few fuckers with a blunt blade to rid myself of this emo angst. I’m leaning towards the latter option.
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It’s worth mentioning, I’ve not received a phone call on my mobile or my home line. So I’ve had to re-register my email address in My3 so they’ll email me back. Another 5-10 days for a reply appearently. Honestly why is this shit so difficult. Your service isn’t working, your customer services are not helping me out. Don’t fuck about DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.Dear Mr. Kevin Welford-Costelloe, Thank you for your recent email. To protect our customers’ data, we can only respond to an email address that has been registered with us. We’ve tried calling you several times without success. Please call us on 500 FREE from your 3 mobile (or 0843 373 0500 from any other phone*) and we’ll sort things out swiftly. When you call us, you can also update your contact details and register this email address so, in future, we can respond directly. Best wishes Prashant Gopalan 3 Customer Services 0843 373 3333 www.three.co.uk. Welcome to our network. *Calls charged at your national rate.
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Since when was this acceptable? Ignore your customers through phone and email and fob them off with scripts? Honestly.Thanks for your email. This is an automated response. We’re sure it’ll answer your question but if it doesn’t, click ‘reply’ and give us more details about your query. Please don’t change the subject heading because this helps us direct your reply to the best place. Once you’ve completed the minimum term on your contract, you need to give us 30 days' notice if you want to cancel your contract. The easiest way to do this is to speak to our Customer Services team. If you want to change your account to Pay As You Go, we can do that for you. Or if you want to leave and take your mobile number with you, we can give you a Port Authorisation code (PAC). If you haven’t completed your minimum term and you want to cancel your contract, we’ll have to charge you an early termination charge. This is equal to your remaining line rental. If you signed up to your contract directly through us and you want to cancel under the 14 Day Money Back Guarantee, please speak to our Customer Services team. If you signed up through another retailer, you need to contact them to ask them about their return policy. If you’re near the end of your contract you’ll be eligible for some great offers like line rental discounts or a new phone. To hear about these options, just give us a call. If you have any further queries, call us on 333 from a 3 handset (free) or 0843 373 3333 from another phone (national rate). Thanks for contacting 3. Regards 3 Customer Services 0843 373 3333 www.three.co.uk Welcome to our network
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REF: Mobile Broadband 0784694XXXXMy mobile broadband has been working fine until about the middle of February. Then for no reason and no change to my router or it’s settings I have started to have a problem with connectivity.I have a WIFI router box (see this image: www.flickr.com/photos/ke…) that I use at home which does all the normal broadband router bits but using the USB modem to make it’s connection, this box at no point drops the connection. This is the important bit, the connection REMAINS ACTIVE with an IP address assigned to it. But what happens is the connectivity just ceases to be routable, nothing in and nothing out and the only way to fix it is with a reboot of the wifi box.Now this is a problem when you’re not always at home and spend the time working over SSH and VNC on your home computer, last time it died I wasn’t able to sort it out for over a week. I called 500 (broadband support) who blamed my cookies and internet files for this issue, which is not the case as it appears that the IP address/connection ceases to be routable.Now this issue is RANDOM, don’t get me wrong it ALWAYS does it now, but the unroutability thing can be anywhere from 6 minutes in to the connection to 6 days. And it’s not for lack of activity, something is always looking to access something online for example MPOP (POP3 client) polls gmail every ten minutes.This has now been going on for a MONTH, it is causing me all sorts of problems and if it isn’t resolved I will be taking actions to terminate the contract as you are not providing me a service fit for use. I reqire somebody who will not go through a standard computer diagnostic script to call me about this. This issue has nothing to do with my cookies and my computer certainly doesn’t need a reboot.Yours Sincerely,Kevin Costelloe
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Six hours after my router rebooted last it went down again. OK I thought it will do a reboot at 9pm. Did it fuck, either the network blew up or i fried my router.
Edit: It rebooted this morning. The connection was up for SIX minutes before it went unroutable. It’s a joke.
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I have broadband with everybody’s favourite network Three. Until about the middle of February everything was fine and dandy with the connection, broadband speeds as the network was upgraded perfect. Then for no reason a problem came out of the woodwork.Now I have a WIFI router box that I use at home which does all the normal broadband router bits but using the USB modem to make it’s connection, this box at no point drops the connection. This is the important bit, the connection REMAINS ACTIVE with an IP address assigned to it. But what happens is the connectivity just ceases to be routable, nothing in and nothing out and the only way to fix it is with a reboot.Now this is a problem when you’re not always at home and spend the time working over SSH and VNC on your home computer, last time it died I wasn’t able to sort it out for over a week. I called 500 (broadband support) who blamed my cookies and internet files for this issue, because obviously COOKIES BLOCK THE INTERNET PIPES which leads to unroutable IP addresses.So now, the only work around, which no doubt has ruined any kind of warranty on my wifi box (and which will stop working when they do a firmware update) is to get my computer to run a telnet script that uses the routers TTY interface to force a software reboot and thus a new IP address is obtained and the cycle resumes.Now this issue is RANDOM, don’t get me wrong it ALWAYS does it now, but the unroutability thing can be anywhere from 6 minutes in to the connection to 6 days. And it’s not for lack of activity, something is always looking to access something online, MPOP polls gmail every ten minutes, the iMac does a webcam upload every ten minutes, etc.But of course, trying to get somebody in an indian call centre who only reads from a script to understand this, is not going to happen. And actually it’s bloody annoying and I’m now shopping around for a fixed line solution. When Three screw up, they don’t do it half assed.Anybody else in the country experienced this. I’m in BS1, which according to Customer Service "has no issues" when clearly there are.Edit:- This is what I’m talking about…
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I’ve got this email this afternoon (and not the previous one they mention) and I’m not at all pleased about this. Mainly because I’ve had no part in this, I deal with my own rubbish on the correct day and I only produce a bag or two at most. Anything else I deal with on my own (taking to skip, etc). Of course all the other tennants don’t give a flying fuck and now I’ve got to partake in paying for their mess. Jerks.
This is why I left the other place, I got nailed for £150 of gas and electric I never used (the housemates racked up a £550 bill from individual electric heaters in their rooms as well as the central heating
Bah.
Tenants of Address, Bristol
Further to the email of 18th February (attached below), with regards to the rubbish that has been acumulating in the meter cupboard on the ground floor, we are writing to advise that we can see no improvement in the situation, and the rubbish is still building up.
As such, we have no other option than to have the rubbish professionally removed - the cost of this will be £100, which will be spread over the 4 flats that are occupied in the building (as we cannot ascertain where the fault lies).
If the rubbish is not removed by tomorrow, 3rd March, then our contractor will attend to dispose of the waste at cost.
From: land@lord Sent: 18 February 2010 12:52 Subject: Address, Bristol
Tenants of Address, Bristol
We have been notified that there is a considerable build up of rubbish accumulating in the meter cupboard immediately to the left of the main front door. This will encourage rats to get into the building, and if this occurs, the charge to rid the property of rats will be payable by yourselves, the tenants.
Please could you therefore all take measures to ensure that this rubbish is collected on the correct rubbish day and removed from the cupboard, as it is beginning to degenerate and will soon become a bigger problem.
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So i checked the weather on my phone, it says right now it’s 0c. Ok I thought, then it showed me the real feel factor of -8c.
I don’t feel very spring like anymore.
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It’s quick I’ll give you that but expensive.
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Do you realise how much I would like a beer, not just any beer but a nice one. But I can’t because I’m pre-payday po' and it’s no fun.Oh well, such is the life as they say. Well, it’s been a while since I wrote to any form of blog medium, with of course the exception of the wine fuelled emo action on my LJ. But I’ve hid that entry (I’ve still not read it, but I’m sure it’s not very pleasant) so it might resurface at some point.I might as well go in to a few things in this entry, because I used to blog to put things out in the open in a text form which I’d probably not put out there in the spoken word, because it’s easy to distance yourself from these matters. Now I find myself in a vapid expanse of My FaceSpace and Twitter not writing much of anything, which is a piss poor act on my part, seeing as this Web 2.0 Shitefest is starting to wear a bit thin.I think some of you may recall I twittered "Seriously, was I Hitler in a past life, because there has to be a reason why the universe is being a right cunt to me ALL THE FUCKING TIME." unfortunately I think I’m starting to get in to a bit of a depression cycle, honestly I probably should have seen it coming as there is a family trait for addictions and depression and guess what, I don’t have an addictive personality, so I think I’ve been given t’other genetic choice.Right now everything isn’t working out, I’m rather seriously in debt, my mobile phone is being restricted every other month because I can’t pay the bill, my car’s gearbox is about to explode all over a carriage way and I can’t afford to do anything about it and I’m getting rather threatening calls from Debt Collection Companies, although I have employed a debt management company to deal with everything financial now as I just can’t do it myself, yet the bastard DCs keep calling (and there are a few good ones who are now aboard the Debt Management Plan), so I feel as if I can’t even pick up my own phone. My love life is in shambles and officially a relationship has moved in to an "estranged" status, which although expected and trust I got over that shit years ago (as if I didn’t already have enough on my plate) is still, indescribable.But I live each hollow day as the days that have passed it. Hey ho.Now on that bright note, I think i’ll need to bid you farewell for now and I’ll come back and write something slightly more upbeat. Possibly with photos.
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Now that my father has defriended me off facebook would you say our relationship can finally move in to the “estranged” category? Because the current setting of “occasional contact by email once every 6 years” is a bit pointless.
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This may be a bit of a long shot, but is there anybody around who might be able to spot me a tenner until next week? I’m a bit stuck today.
I can send a/c details and will pop it back in your account next friday.
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Potentially I may be covering up the last post and never consuming alcohol ever again (well consuming two bottles of wine that is).
Seemed like a good idea at the time!
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Let me tell you a story of where I started from. I did it once back in the day when I found emotion, it was brought on by one person. The only person in history to hurt me, burrow down and cause the utmost amount of pain in the world that burns and stabs even further to this day.
When I was 6 months old my parents split, my mothers addictive personality found that weed, then crack and finally heroin was much better than her kids. As my father had fucked off some time ago my half brother obviously had a bit of an advantage.
So eventually it culminated in her leaving me to fend for myself. It was 1999. By that time
my half brother was smoking up weed at his fathers house quit school and becoming a complete
doley thanks to me. When I was 4 years old I was running around keeping his ass breathing.
Shows me fucking right really.
Anyways, moving on (because I seem to be well good at that), it was 1996. I had changed from design teschnology to business, and one the first day I met the most amazing man to walk this shitty fucking evil planet. His name was frank, he was beautiful on the inside and on the outside, at first I knew there was going to be a bit of a problem, for the first time in my life in the queue in to that classroom I found myself in awe to him. I eventually became friend with him, over a year or so when I finally succombed to him. I fell in love. This was an extemely odd point in my life, I’m a technical boy, everything works in a begining middle and end there is no feeling or movement in the act of breathing and existing, point to point.
He made me feel better about myself, he made me feel I am important but most importantly he made me FEEL.
I tried to do everything in my power to make myself more attractive to him, I found myself even outright lying to woo him. I only lie to people to get what I wanted to survive.
Every moment was about him. But alhough he was the sweetest man on the planet he would have never wanted me. He wanted women.
I tried to tell him, but I never wanted to lose him, I rather be a friend thanmnothing in his
life; I don’t think you understand how much he meant to me, I eventually told him in an email.
He was alright but wasn’t supportive, so how could I tell him I loved him so much?
I never did in the end. I regret it.
I would give my life to have one kiss, nothing ore just a kiss. I still love him. Nobody has evber made me feel lobve other thann him. he’s everything, i’m nothing.
i dont want to be here without him, ive spent 11 years trying to forget. i cant. every day is painful. like being astabbed in the face. nothing but pain.
without him i feel dead. I want to be dead. i can’t deal with this.
there is nobody on the planet that i care about other than frank. i had a dream about him not too long ago and I woke up crying. me crying? honest;ly.
why does it still hurt, why has nobody replaced him in my life.. just why?
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So this morning I receive a call, the man is clearly barking mad, or at least this is what it transpires to be for about 30 seconds before it clicks in, this might be a wind up. Imagine the following them parts in a highly posh voice and not completely verbatum.
Me: Alroite m’luver* Hot Balloon Flight Corp Ltd, Kevin Speaking, how can I be of help? Them: Calvin? Yes? Me: It’s Kevin. Them: It’s Harrold Double-Barrelled Surname! Me: Hello! Them: I’m looking for a balloon flight, like that Richard Branson chap! Me: SORRY YOU’VE NOT CALLED VIRGIN LAUGH HERE Them: I’m looking for a valentines flight! Me: Well unfortunately I don’t have one on valentines day as we are fully booked, however, I can do a voucher for a flight on a later date. Them: I don’t want a voucher, I would like a flight! Can I book a flight and I’ll call it a valentines gift! Me: Alright, we start off from (price) for M-F AM vouchers… Them: (price) QUUUUUIIIID THAT’S AMAZING! Them: I want to book a ballon flight to Paris, can I fly to Paris?! Me: (phone on mute) I have a fucking wind up here. Me: I’m sorry we can’t fly to Paris I’m afraid, we can only fly up to 10 miles from where we take off. Them: I want to fly from my estate in Leicestershire to Paris! Me: Unfortunately we can’t do that I’m afraid, it’s not possbile. Them: Richard Branson did it around the world! Me: (wtf pause) …. (more blank space) I’m sorry that’s not possible with one of our ride flights.. Them: Calais! Me: Unfortunately that’s not possible I’m afraid. Them: London! Me: Unfortunately that’s not possible I’m afraid. Them: Paris! Me: Unfortunately that’s not possible I’m afraid. Them: So what can I do for valentines? Me: As I have advised I can do a flight voucher for another time, however, we wouldn’t be able to do what you have asked for. Is there anything else I can do for you today otherwise I will need to terminate this call. Them: Vienna! Me: I’m sorry I now have to terminate this call, thank you for calling good bye.
After I got off the phone I said, that sounded like a piss poor radio prank, and more than likely to be from the countries shittiest local radio station, Heart FM.
The prank was neither cleaver nor funny, so it had to be them!
We later listened to the call again, did a google on the name he used and low and behold it was Heart FM out of the East Midlands. Supprise.
I found the washed up looking never have beens on Facebook. Now I ponder revenge. Suggestions?
edit: missing some ‘T’ action up there..
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So I’ve been up since about 8am, which for a sunday is pretty early. Got home in rather good time seeing as I was going on average 45mph.
Since I’ve been home I have taken full advantage of my free bandwidth between my server in the kitchen and my iMac in the lounge.
I’ve been tinkering with the BBS, uploading files and going crazy with remote desktop. Life is awesome without lag.
I must say since moving this in-house I’ve saved a considerable amount of money, hosting abroad cost 68 euro a month now it costs 20 quid a month extra in electric although summer time might throw a bit of a challenge.
Even more supprising is the level of service I’m getting out of Three most of the time it’s flawless speed (considering the VPN is capped at 128k/68k) as a traditional fixed line service.
The only exception to this is Friday and Saturday night when the local area becomes phone busy.
I also have an odd request, if anybody knows of or has those shareware disks or CDs that came with magazines back in the 90s either windows or mac I would love to get my hands on their content.
If you could email me (lj username @livejournal.com) and i can arrange for an upload method.
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Life is full of difficult decisions and tomorrow is one of them.
I’ve got to drive home on a ropey gearbox limited to 45mph and avoiding lower gears. I’d prefer to use public transport but the cost of a return journey is looking nigh on £30!
What a joke no wonder public transport is in a shambles. The most expensive part is the train that goes 5 miles!
Honestly, the government prices you off the road with road duty on fuel and road tax every year with no suitable alternate. God bless rip off britian courtesy our cheating lying MPs and their puppet master Gordon Brown.
But I’m not bitter….
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… LiveJournal ate it and shat it back out. Sad face.
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Or so the SPAM monkies tell me.I really need to spend some more LJ love time, honestly, life is so boring with Facebook. I remember the days when I used to post camwhore pictures here!Recently the following occured:-In no particular order. Good day.
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I’ve now got the new LiveJournal Messenger. My Windows Live ID is mmn@livejournal.com. Sign up now and we can chat!
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.. until your gearbox/clutch starts banging about squealing and screaching like it’s going to die a horrible evil death, then when you take it out of gear it won’t go back in still smashing about in it’s own innards while you’re driving in the second lane of a contra-flow with the last remaining part of the hard shoulder waving you good bye a mile away.
Thankfully it forced back in to gear and didn’t make a noise all the way in to the city centre. But it slipped and stank in first gear to make a point.
I guess the new priority debt this month is the car. Yay, I hate my fucking life.
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It might just be me, but I enjoy logging on to my online banking (considering I only have 20p left) when I’m presented with good ol' Melv.
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For some reason I’m both tired and hungry right now and i just had some chips. I don’t understand does this make me a vampyre or some shit?
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Hi guys.Username "madsquirrel" has come to the end of it’s life. Thankfully so did the community "mmn". Therefore I am now .
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Hey guys, I’m seriously considering a new start at everything right now although i have a job i like i don’t really have the wages i did before which was pretty much all that kept me in this part of england. My tennancy is coming up in april and for some time i’ve considered my options.
One of them is remain in wilts/bristol, the other is move up north but honestly what is more on par with where i expect to be in my life is Ireland.
I’m somewhere between Belfast and Dublin with more of a slant on Belfast. Obviously before i tell my letting agent to go fuck himself (verbatum) does anybody know anybody there who might know of jobs, etc there otherwise it would be stupid to leave what i have now for nothing else where. Even in dublin too to be honest but that is more of a second option.
And when i say this is friends only keep this to yourselves and i know one or two of you who might in advertantly say something. You say nothing at all, even to somebody who you think might know, you keep it to yourself or consider yourself no longer a friend.
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this is awesome, I managed to get PuTTY for my nokia so I’m posting this from my N97 via a ssh connection to SDF using Charm.
so what is new in the world LJ?
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I has an lj mobile client now.
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I’ve been watching series one of Trueblood since saturday evening. Just fell asleep through the last episode now. That’ll be something to do in a few hours!
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I’ve been reunited with my friend vodka. He’s a good friend but only in moderation.
(I really should have nattered this - natter.ca)
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Seriously Life on Mars USA needs to double check their continuity. Last time I checked Verizon was a recent addition to the us telecoms market, so a bit odd to see their great honking logo slapped across a building back in the 70s.
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Crackberry users, anybody want to get some PIN action?
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All my North American types, I have a legacy Grandcentral Number (now Google Voice) and it turns out I get free of charge SMS to Canada and the US which I can have delivered on my Crackberry.
If you’re up for some SMS halarity just text me on (312) 285-0340. You can call that number too and if I’m on GTalk I can speak. If you want to leave bizzarre voicemails then go for it to, they get transcribed.
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Things should not exist at this hour. It’s pitch black, I’m stuffed with phlem and my backend is equally not feeling the spirit of the morning.
I bet it’s freezing out too.
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Hi everybody - could you update your email & contact numbers here for me please and I’ll send out a vcard back - bit.ly/5QGECY
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So er, hi LJ.
It’s all gone wrong. Happy shitty holidays.
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Dogs unfortunately aren’t very smart. Take these two next to me, they’re convinced I have treats so are spending a fair bit of time with me to get something delicious.
Unfortunately they’re wrong and likely won’t be pleased when it finally hits them (in 5 years time). Post from mobile portal m.livejournal.com
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I can give away ten livejournal dollars to ten people. If you want plz emails.
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I’m thinking about my current choice of web site. I’m so indecisive. Assist me great public!
Do I keep this or do I fill this up with content and stick with it?
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Last show I went to see at the O2 Academy was Basshunter. They had a big stage lots of flashing lights, repeated songs twice and finished up in under an hour. Cost £23.
Electric Six on the other hand cost £10 had a bit of a ropey local band followed by Eureka Machines and I must admit although I’m not really a rock fan they were fucking hot shit. Once Electric Six hit the stage it was amazing they were on for nigh on 2 hours played a shit load of songs including the favourites and the pints were 30p less than when basshunted popped around for a bit of tea and fuck off home.
I didn’t take any photos cos seriously it was amazing and I was entranced in the music. If you have a chance to see electric six, do it or I’ll kill you.
Best thing of the night they finished off 10 minutes before 11pm which was enough time to get from Frogmore St to the coop and get myself a pizza. Get in!
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So I’m day two in to holiday time. So far I have done nothing but eat and sleep.
Just what I needed!
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Today I have a day off and so far I’ve not got dressed until about now (being 2pm) I’ve watched trisha and laughed at chavs.
If only I had one the lottery and got paid to do this daily.
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Anybody have a jabber account? Just downloaded pandion so starting to use mine more - kevin at mmn.on.ca
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This Cheryl Cole’s night in is shit. Who ever thought this was a good idea needs to do the world a favour and get the hell off the planet.
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I’m determined to:-
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City life is defined by the weird shit people say outside your window.
“I know I look shit, but I love this”.
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Tried to use my internet at home which is a bit non functional. That was the important direct debit I needed to sort out. Hum.
Next issue - finding out the mobile number to call three tomorrow with!
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Ah the myspace photo is my favourite part of surfing about the internet. Each angle is the same yet unique and those involved always seem to find a perfect angle
… But then post other images which prove they only have once decent angle to offer.
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I’m not really feeling today. Can we just fast forward to, say, friday?
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I has sandwich it has branstons pickle. Nom nom nom.
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Is officially my new diety. Shift on Jesus.
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There is something rather nice about having a weekend where nothing of any concequence happens. Much like this weekend where my most interesting peak was going to Morrisons to purchase one pound beer.
Also I must say one pound beer finds itself drunk rather quickly and tastes bloody brilliant.
I’ve noticed that in probably the past few years I haven’t been putting the proverbial pen to paper and not fully utilising the magic that is my livejournal. Which is a shame really me and this journal had some good times and we had sow bad times but more importantly it’s got 10 years of my life recorded.
When I found livejournal from a web cam called “Pinky Cam” and registered my details under my then handle ‘nrgonline’ I never thought that I’d end up recording this amount of time and all these events on it. Strange how it all works out.
A this present time I’m not doing any of what I used to all the interesting events that made my life what it was and all the people I met through those events. Recently I’ve let life get me down and as a result of that I remain constantly down, there are parts of my life I want to change and there are parts I must change or I’ll end up going postal.
Although the concept of climbing a clock tower sounds rather interesting, getting capped down by some armed police doesn’t seem the best idea of leaving this silly planet.
Hey ho. Anyways I’ll end this post now since the rubbish x factor is on the telly box and this post is getting a bit long and ranty.
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I think we all know my feelings on gingers let alone the scottish, so why is the ginger scot on Casualty so fit?
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Orange answerphone seems obsessed with me recording a personalised message. I don’t know why because I don’t want to record one!
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I feel like having a pizza. Is there a trend starting to show? Post from mobile portal m.livejournal.com
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For those who don’t yet know, Morrisons is doing a 4pk of Carlsberg bottles for a quid a pack. Obviously there is a limit of 3 per customer.
As I walk through the door trying to grab some lager action I’m blocked out with this conversation:-
C = customer unit S = stock chap
C … But we’re two customers. S the offer is a quid a pack to a maximum of three. C BUT WE’RE TWO CUSTOMERS S only if you pay seperately. C well that’s silly Iets not bother then.
Seriously either take the offer or bugger off don’t cockblock other customers so you can faff around making yourselves look midly retarded.
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Was it wrong to have pizza for breakfast?
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It said “I hate my life and I want to die” with a rainbow and some stars.
Right now I’m feelin' what it was sayin'
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Is it just me or is the entire population going retarded pretty quickly?
Today alone I witnessed (and nearly became part of) a lorry cutting across three lanes of.moving traffic without hesitation, just indicated and did it as if indication alone was sufficient enough to cease all traffic.
Further to this journey in this morning there was fog, bloody loads of it and visability was pretty poor. So you’d as a basic have some kind of lights on your vehicle to not only see a bit better yourself but actually BE SEEN. I passed over 20 cars with no form of light action.
Yesterday roads all over the place were closed due to accidents and the temperature only went down to -4 at it’s absolute worst in this area there was some ice but clearly what little there was people decided to go to town and do something magically stupid.
Over this whole year I’ve spoken to people who have no sense of personal responsability for their own actions alarmingly they actually believe what they were saying was OK in such a manner that normal people like you or I would say they planet is round and consists of various species of mamal, fish and incects amongst other things.
What’s happened did we all get drop(kicked) on the heads making us all go dumb?
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When I got myself paid I went online to the ebay and got myself a blackberry 7290 which I’m now using to write this. If you’re one of my friends I will send you a message with my crackberry email address.
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FROM: Kevin.com.ua
If Jesus could fire laccybands across the room and make them stick to walls like this, that shit would have been in the bible. But he didn’t, so I win one over Jesus, now get worshipping me for my miracle
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Just delt with something I got in the post today, it’s nothing horrible, but really it was severely depressing. Although it did throw a side of anger in there, I’m amazed after all the fuck ups the banking system has done with the worst offender being NatWest and it’s respective bail outs from our tax money. God knows I cough up thousands in income tax, road tax, petrol tax, VAT and the like which is being funnelled in to these assholes.
But then they have the audacity to blow a small debt (200-300) in to 2ks worth of “Charges” and “Interest” which they liberally make up. In any other line of reality it woud be classed as thieft or fraud. Pricks.
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I’ve re-modified my website yet again, for those who haven’t seen the whole WestFest thing have a look here.
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I tried to post through the LJ Mobile Portal but I wasn’t feeling it, so back I go on tha Charm through SSH. Nothing can beat a good terminal session.
I’m having a slight issue with my mobile, probably has something to do with using the finances that should have gone towards my phone bill elsewhere, so contact me temporarily by twitter DM and it will go to my temp phone. Alternatively, skype: madsquirrels as I have my Wifi phone on all the time now. I feel so disconnected.
I’ve started applying for second jobs again, so if anybody knows some weekend action going in Bristol email me (LJ username @livejournal.com). Other than that life moves on and I can’t remember the date.
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fact Post from mobile portal m.livejournal.com
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I like “J’adore Hardcore”, but I hate Scooter. How the hell do I get around this paradox?
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Of the 109.9p (according to the total down the road) you pay for petrol, 70p of that is tax.
Drop the VAT and fuck the motorist, thanks Gordon.
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O HAI.
So this was the first day of the whole clocks go back thing. Nothing more depressing than getting to work in the dark, then when you leave it’s pitch black outside. Gives you a reason to get up in, er, utter darkness.
But we look forward to the weekend, for it is the weekend of Westfest at the Bath and West Showground in Shepton Mallet. I’m still between getting blotto and staying sober.
One option means I have to budget an extra 20 sheets for the coach and the other means I can spend money getting hyped up on Red Bull and not find myself waking up in a toilet (again). Maybe I’m getting old but I’m thinking towards the latter.
However, that also means I need to have everything with the car LEGAL,
tyres and tax-which-expires-on-the-31st up to date cos the po-po like to
follow and stop people leaving places like that. Last year I was followed
from the county lines to the middle of Devizes by the Wiltshire Police.
Halariously they had a headlight which was misaligned, so I pulled over
for a bit let them and their illegal headlighted landrover pass. 3 miles
down the road there they were waiting before following me up the ass for
the next 30 miles.
Plebs didn’t even pull me over, how annoying, I would have expected getting a breath test out of it for all the hassle….
But I seem to digress and I seemed to have forgot what I was about to write from this point.
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Is it just me or did everybody else feel it a bit weird making it in to work “an hour late” this morning.
Why do we torment ourselves with this BST business?
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Hello livejournal.
just making a quick update from my phone through an ssh connection to my imac via the medium that is charm my lj client.
this weekend has been alright, had a few drinks at a friends birthday party at their home, did some drinking games but halariously woke up feeling rather good.
unfortunately though i got back home at around 11am and then slept until 7pm. so much for sunday.
this weekend coming though i’m doing westfest so we’ll see how that goes.
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I appear to be bruised. I do not know how. Plz explain.
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Has your Freeview TV or box stopped working following a re-tune?
A limited number of early Freeview TVs and boxes may fail when re-tuned. A list of models affected is available here which includes manufacturer phone numbers. If you discover your equipment is affected, Freeview recommends you contact the manufacturer.
How about you pricks give me a new box, you broke it after all. Fucking
money I don’t have and I’m paying this pissing TV Licence only to be able
to watch fucking BBC One and BBC Two. Fucking boring shit on a sunday.
Bastards.
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Evening.I thought I’d make a post to livejournal since my broadband has gone apeshit at home and is rather randomly letting me in every so often. So I can’t man handle Margret Thatcher by SSH or VNC. Boo hiss.So what’s new in my existance? Well not much, but hey ho this is the exciting world of being me. I was going to see District 9, but my mate pulled out at the last minute. Then was going to do some drinks with the following day but then he got hungover and tired. So my weekend was a bit of a washout, but where there is failure one can find success in the Tescos.I got some Kimchi action on. Woo!Other than that, I can’t really say much because I’m clearly leading a boring shitty life.
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This is a test…
I may or may not delete it laterz.
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I have added my Google ADs to my LJ to try out this feature and see how it affects me as one of those bitchy perminant account holders.
So far I still have 19.93 in my Google Account. Sort this out internet.
In unrelated news I might be going to bed. But more importantly I need to remember to buy from The South African Shop and SkyCo.
Oh and I now got KEVIN.NOM.ZA. But I don’t know what to do with it!
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3 MMS-to-Email Service
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Harry nose.
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Good evening livejournal. Hows it going?
Today i’ve worked on kevin.com.ua it seems better with my own brand of crappy cms system but hey ho it’s working. Might get it online by the end of the week. But for now time for beds.
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This is the TEST shipment you asked for
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See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.
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So now that I’ve single handedly shagged out kevin.com.ua in two minutes flat, i decided to do a make over of the site so it’s simples.
When i finish it later today you will all be aroused with it’s glory. Fact.
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Oops. I just killed kevin.com.ua rather spectacularly.
However, I will take this moment to make a new one. A better one. A wordpress-less one.
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I’m in a field in Wales. Three hours it took and a ropey burger.
I hate Wales.
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Please get your Swine Flu panic on by phone between the hours of 4pm to Midnight on Saturdays and Sundays only.
KTHNXBI
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So, well it’s been a while since I’ve done anything here. The last time I went to post the LJ had broken and I couldn’t get Charm to work, so I decided to boot up TTYtter and bitch about it on the Twatter.
Anyways, it’s been very busy in my life, very, very busy. I’ve now got a second job to help (barely) make ends meet with all this tribunal business going on. So the weeks are 7 days of non-stop arse not hitting the ground action. So that’s a bit draining but needs must now that my severe drop in income means my normal job pay is just spent on bills and then my second job pay is the stuff I live off of. I’ve also had another few issues with TwatWest amongst other companies which aren’t making life easier, but one is now seeking advice for such problems.
On the other hand things are looking up, on this weekend job I’m actually in a better place both financially and personally, I’ve started to mingle with new people and not just the same group, a number of people in different groups which is always good for the soul. I’ve also started to put time back in to MMN which needed to be done for years, so I’m back on the hobby track. Really I’m just starting to put my life back together while it’s in the process of falling apart (thanks to a group of people and you know who you are - and may you get what you deserve for it).
So yeah. Shit loads of negative and a bit of positive. But something is better than nothing, right?
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This is some sexy man.
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I’m still bored of Swine Flu. BBC News has been harping on about it for the last hour now with advice for expectant mothers (PANIC! DON’T USE PUBLIC TRANSPORT!), for children (PANIC! YOU’RE PROBABLY CARRYING IT NOW!) and so forth. Seriously.
I know somebody who’s child was diagnosed with Swine Flu.
How you might ask, well they go through a check list and
if most of them seem to fit then they scream SWINE FLU and pack you full
of Tamiflu. The GP also spotted it could be an ear infection, so they
packed her with antibotics for that too.
No points for guessing which treatment was successful. I’ll give you a hint, it wasn’t Tamiflu.
That’s like going to a GUM clinic with a cold and being diagnosed with HIV because some of the symptoms seem to meet a criteria. Imagine the panic (EVERYBODY HAS HIV!).
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OH MY GOD BBQWTF TARRARESM I BAK!?!?!?/1/1/1
Swine Flu PANDEMIC is worse that TARRERESM.
HOLY SHIT WE@RE ALL GOING TO DIE, RAPE AND PILLAGE THE END IS NIGH!
Fuck sake.
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I’m quite enjoying my city based sunday, so far I have set up my flat to a nice comfortable living area (as you have probably gathered) it’s starting to get sunny and warm so I’ve upened up the windows to let in some air. I’ve got good signal on the broadband so I can surf and listen to RadioFG over the wifi radio. All in all it’s going nicely.
Not everything of course is going well, but really at least something is for once.
Anyways, it’s been a while since I posted anything anywhere, I’ve kind of gone reclusive to be honest, but I guess that can be normal some times. I’m also contemplating a whole lot of random things now from the meaning of life to what phone I should upgrade to when my contract is up in August.
I’ve also started to look for a second job as well, I found one that I rather hope I get, it’s a late shift from 11pm to 4am friday and saturday nights which is good as I can’t afford to have friday or saturday nights at the moment. Good times.
I’ve also got 4.35 left on the electric meter, so hopefully that will last until the end of the month so I can finally use the new key and send this one back to EDF. But fair play to it, I ran for 4 months on a 50 quid top-up. I’m also destined to get my water bill and gas bills shortly AND my TV licence will drop to 12 a month in august (if not september) YEAH!
So that’s pretty much the news at the moment so I’ll start writing junk more often to prove that I still alive. Especially now that I have a decent command line client on Maggie Thatcher (my iMac).
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Here, because iWeb just happened to be open, have a look at this. I’m pleased it’s all starting to shape in to my own space now:-
@Juno.com.mx
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Hello,
This is a test using CHARM on the command line client. I don’t really like vi, can I cheap out and use PICO some how?
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I’ve now got the new LiveJournal Messenger. My Windows Live ID is madsquirrel@livejournal.com. Sign up now and we can chat!
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/08/07/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-08-07/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/08/07/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-08-07/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/08/07/oh-my-god-2/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/08/07/oh-my-god-2/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/08/07/fyi-2/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/08/07/fyi-2/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/08/07/internet-explorer-is-complete-crap/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/08/07/internet-explorer-is-complete-crap/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/08/07/lifeblog-post-2/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/08/07/lifeblog-post-2/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/08/04/update-from-lifeblog/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/08/04/update-from-lifeblog/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/08/02/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-08-02/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/08/02/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-08-02/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/30/slightly-perverted/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/30/slightly-perverted/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/29/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-29/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/29/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-29/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/27/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-27/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/27/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-27/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/26/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-26/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/26/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-26/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/25/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-25/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/25/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-25/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/24/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-24/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/24/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-24/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 938050
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/24/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-24/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/24/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-24/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/23/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-23/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/23/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-23/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/22/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-22/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/22/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-22/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/21/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-21/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/21/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-21/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 937134
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/20/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-20/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/20/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-20/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 936733
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/19/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-19/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/19/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-19/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 936600
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/19/welcome-to-toronto/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/19/welcome-to-toronto/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 936303
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/19/i-vaguely-recall/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/19/i-vaguely-recall/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 936104
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/19/protect-the-neighbourhood/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/19/protect-the-neighbourhood/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 935693
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/19/sleeps-car/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/19/sleeps-car/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 935596
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/19/cadets-caring-for-canada/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/19/cadets-caring-for-canada/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 935400
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/19/sharks/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/19/sharks/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 935150
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/19/erk/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/19/erk/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 934665
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/18/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-18/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/18/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-18/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 934506
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/18/sms-post-37/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/18/sms-post-37/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 934383
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/18/work-it-pays-the-bills-sort-of/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/18/work-it-pays-the-bills-sort-of/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 933973
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/18/magical-moments/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/18/magical-moments/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 933725
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/15/feed-us-for-we-are-hungry/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/15/feed-us-for-we-are-hungry/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 933627
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/13/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-13/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/13/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-13/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 933245
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/13/music-we-like/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/13/music-we-like/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 932989
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/10/gordon-brown-must-die/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/10/gordon-brown-must-die/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 932416
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/09/tea-bag-action/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/09/tea-bag-action/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 932259
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/07/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-07/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/07/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-07/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 932002
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/07/flying-its-shit/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/07/flying-its-shit/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 931673
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/05/instant-male-enhancement/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/05/instant-male-enhancement/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 931508
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/04/quick-update/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/04/quick-update/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 931292
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/02/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-02/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/02/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-07-02/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 930796
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/02/bunny-love/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/07/02/bunny-love/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 930385
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/30/natwest-robobitch-strikes-again/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/30/natwest-robobitch-strikes-again/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 930145
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/29/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-06-29/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/29/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-06-29/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 929642
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/29/things-overheard-in-toronto/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/29/things-overheard-in-toronto/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 929477
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/27/wtf-2/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/27/wtf-2/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 929068
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/26/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-06-26/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/26/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-06-26/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 928986
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/26/toyota-matrix/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/26/toyota-matrix/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 928727
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/25/what-a-strange-evening/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/25/what-a-strange-evening/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 928511
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/23/not-ok/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/23/not-ok/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 927826
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/22/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-06-22/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/22/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-06-22/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 927552
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/22/rural-town-life/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/22/rural-town-life/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 927378
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/22/no-this-is-serious/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/22/no-this-is-serious/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 927080
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/20/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-06-20/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/20/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-06-20/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 926823
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/20/serious-business-2/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/20/serious-business-2/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 926687
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/20/i-hate-the-m25/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/20/i-hate-the-m25/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 926432
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/18/im-so-happy/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/18/im-so-happy/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 926125
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/18/just-stopped-the-robot/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/18/just-stopped-the-robot/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 925697
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/17/everybody-feels-the-need-for/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/17/everybody-feels-the-need-for/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 925441
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/15/all-your-dollar-suck/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/15/all-your-dollar-suck/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 925378
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/14/got-to-stop-the-robot/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/14/got-to-stop-the-robot/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 925138
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/12/office-gossip/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/12/office-gossip/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 924688
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/12/cant-stop-the-robot/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/12/cant-stop-the-robot/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 924504
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/11/im-far-too-involved-in-this/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/11/im-far-too-involved-in-this/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 924413
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/10/we-all-make-mistakes/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/10/we-all-make-mistakes/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 924058
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/09/big-brother/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/09/big-brother/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 923799
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/09/lifeblog-post/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/09/lifeblog-post/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 923284
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/08/i-am-a-test/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/08/i-am-a-test/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 922885
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/07/does-your-phone-do-this/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/07/does-your-phone-do-this/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 922663
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/07/sms-halarity/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/07/sms-halarity/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 922428
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/07/i-dont-understand-your-issue/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/07/i-dont-understand-your-issue/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 922241
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/05/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-06-05/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/05/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-06-05/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 921992
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/03/03062008031/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/03/03062008031/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/01/so-far-this-has-been-a-sandwich/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/01/so-far-this-has-been-a-sandwich/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/01/video-broadcast-3/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/06/01/video-broadcast-3/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/31/chan-unit/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/31/chan-unit/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/31/more-car/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/31/more-car/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/31/this-is-class/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/31/this-is-class/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/30/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-30/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/30/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-30/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/29/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-29/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/29/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-29/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/20/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-20/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/20/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-20/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/19/my-lady-lumps-check-it-out/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/19/my-lady-lumps-check-it-out/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/18/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-18/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/18/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-18/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/16/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-16/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/16/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-16/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/15/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-15/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/15/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-15/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/13/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-13/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/13/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-13/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/12/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-12/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/12/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-12/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/12/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-12/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/12/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-12/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/11/links-for-2008-05-11/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/11/links-for-2008-05-11/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/10/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-10/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/10/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-10/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 917169
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/10/sms-post-36/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/10/sms-post-36/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 916584
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/10/bomb/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/10/bomb/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/10/im-well-hot/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/10/im-well-hot/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/10/car-has-vroom/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/10/car-has-vroom/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 915740
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/09/the-aa-bollocks/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/09/the-aa-bollocks/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/06/links-for-2008-05-06/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/06/links-for-2008-05-06/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/05/lj-erection/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/05/lj-erection/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/04/mentals/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/04/mentals/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/02/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-02/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/05/02/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-05-02/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 914626
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/04/28/links-for-2008-04-28/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/04/28/links-for-2008-04-28/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 914291
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/04/15/links-for-2008-04-15/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/04/15/links-for-2008-04-15/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 914143
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/04/10/euroband-this-is-my-life/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/04/10/euroband-this-is-my-life/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/04/06/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-04-06/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/04/06/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-04-06/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 913544
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/04/04/links-for-2008-04-04/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/04/04/links-for-2008-04-04/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 913266
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/31/links-for-2008-03-31/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/31/links-for-2008-03-31/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 912956
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/30/links-for-2008-03-30/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/30/links-for-2008-03-30/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 912584
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/29/boobies/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/29/boobies/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 912286
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/29/sms-post-35/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/29/sms-post-35/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 912035
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/29/video-broadcast-2/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/29/video-broadcast-2/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 911711
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/25/links-for-2008-03-25/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/25/links-for-2008-03-25/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 911327
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/24/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-03-24/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/24/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-03-24/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 911612
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/24/links-for-2008-03-24/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/24/links-for-2008-03-24/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 910917
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/23/video-broadcast/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/23/video-broadcast/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 910721
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/23/links-for-2008-03-23/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/23/links-for-2008-03-23/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 910388
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/22/fyi/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/22/fyi/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 910107
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/22/links-for-2008-03-22/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/22/links-for-2008-03-22/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 909727
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/21/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-03-21/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/21/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-03-21/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 909868
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/20/insurance-saga/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/20/insurance-saga/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 909485
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/19/lol-no-insurance-two/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/19/lol-no-insurance-two/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 909270
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/19/lol-no-insurance/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/19/lol-no-insurance/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 908927
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/17/vicky-we-love-you/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/17/vicky-we-love-you/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 908709
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/17/links-for-2008-03-17/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/17/links-for-2008-03-17/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 908126
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/16/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-03-16/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/16/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-03-16/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 908451
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/16/im-a-classy-girl-love-me/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/16/im-a-classy-girl-love-me/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/15/links-for-2008-03-15/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/15/links-for-2008-03-15/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 907396
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/11/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-03-11/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/11/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-03-11/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 907090
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/11/links-for-2008-03-11/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/11/links-for-2008-03-11/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 906986
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/09/this-is-why-i-like-craig-hes-an-odd-ball/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/09/this-is-why-i-like-craig-hes-an-odd-ball/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 906634
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/06/sms-post-34/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/06/sms-post-34/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 907572
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/06/sms-post-34/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/06/sms-post-34/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 906355
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/06/homophobia-in-the-work-place/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/06/homophobia-in-the-work-place/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 906106
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/06/tractor/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/06/tractor/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 905823
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/06/elgg-flied-lice-plick/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/06/elgg-flied-lice-plick/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 905653
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/04/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-03-04/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/04/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-03-04/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/04/saturday/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/04/saturday/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/02/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-03-02/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/02/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-03-02/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/02/vicky/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/02/vicky/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/02/links-for-2008-03-02/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/03/02/links-for-2008-03-02/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/29/oh-look-at-me-i-has-brudbend/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/29/oh-look-at-me-i-has-brudbend/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/27/sms-post-33/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/27/sms-post-33/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/26/sms-post-32/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/26/sms-post-32/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/23/accident-milage/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/23/accident-milage/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/23/things-i-have-done-today/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/23/things-i-have-done-today/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/23/links-for-2008-02-23/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/23/links-for-2008-02-23/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/22/can-i-has-sum/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/22/can-i-has-sum/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/22/links-for-2008-02-22/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/22/links-for-2008-02-22/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/21/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-02-21/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/21/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-02-21/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/20/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-02-20/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/20/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-02-20/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/20/camera-from-a-far/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/20/camera-from-a-far/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/20/big-brother-he-watches/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/20/big-brother-he-watches/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/18/defining-picture-of-the-weekend/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/18/defining-picture-of-the-weekend/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/17/quirky-offices-to-let/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/17/quirky-offices-to-let/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/16/sms-post-31/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/16/sms-post-31/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/16/haunted-nun-again/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/16/haunted-nun-again/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/15/sms-post-30/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/15/sms-post-30/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/13/broadband/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/13/broadband/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/12/the-haunted-nun/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/12/the-haunted-nun/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/12/tmi-2/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/12/tmi-2/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/11/links-for-2008-02-11/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/11/links-for-2008-02-11/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/10/ununsed-fire-place/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/10/ununsed-fire-place/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/10/entertainment-centre/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/10/entertainment-centre/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 898435
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/10/storage-bits/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/10/storage-bits/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/10/computer-desk/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/10/computer-desk/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/10/bedside-table/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/10/bedside-table/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/10/c64-game-time/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/10/c64-game-time/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/06/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-02-06/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/06/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-02-06/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 897193
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/05/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-02-05/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/05/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-02-05/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 896987
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/05/because-ive-been-working/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/05/because-ive-been-working/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 896695
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/03/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-02-03/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/03/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-02-03/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 896238
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/03/random-cat/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/03/random-cat/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 895753
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/03/links-for-2008-02-03/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/03/links-for-2008-02-03/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 895641
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/01/craig-is-torso-of-the-week-contender/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/01/craig-is-torso-of-the-week-contender/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 895461
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/01/gaylord/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/02/01/gaylord/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 895175
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/31/31012008/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/31/31012008/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 894966
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/30/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-01-30/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/30/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-01-30/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 894617
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/30/coded/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/30/coded/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 894387
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/30/note/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/30/note/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/29/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-01-29/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/29/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-01-29/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 894112
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/29/kevin-costelloe-2487/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/29/kevin-costelloe-2487/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 893548
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/28/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-01-28/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/28/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-01-28/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 893313
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/25/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-01-25/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/25/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-01-25/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 893181
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/25/craig-bunneh-hot/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/25/craig-bunneh-hot/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 892863
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/22/get-the-fk-up/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/22/get-the-fk-up/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 892480
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/21/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-01-21/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/21/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-01-21/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 892230
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/21/i-got-no-shower/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/21/i-got-no-shower/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 891747
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/21/links-for-2008-01-21/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/21/links-for-2008-01-21/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 891587
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/19/im-not-amused/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/19/im-not-amused/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 891211
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/17/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-01-17/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/17/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-01-17/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 891081
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/16/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-01-16/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/16/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-01-16/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 890810
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/16/because-im-now-famous/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/16/because-im-now-famous/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 890510
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/15/one-does-call-centre/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/15/one-does-call-centre/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 890138
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/14/links-for-2008-01-14/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/14/links-for-2008-01-14/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 889788
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/09/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-01-09/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/09/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-01-09/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 889263
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/08/financial-goals-for-this-year/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/08/financial-goals-for-this-year/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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LJ ItemID: 889072
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/07/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-01-07/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/07/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-01-07/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/07/links-for-2008-01-07/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/07/links-for-2008-01-07/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/06/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-01-06/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/06/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-01-06/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/06/links-for-2008-01-06/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/06/links-for-2008-01-06/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/05/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-01-05/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/05/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-01-05/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/05/i-has-good-news-and-bad-news-x2/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/05/i-has-good-news-and-bad-news-x2/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/03/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-01-03/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/03/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2008-01-03/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/03/o-hai-i-c-u/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/03/o-hai-i-c-u/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/02/won-hondrad/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/02/won-hondrad/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/02/my-call-stats/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/02/my-call-stats/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/02/ninety-eight/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/02/ninety-eight/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/01/mailbox-danny/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2008/01/01/mailbox-danny/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/30/lolz/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/30/lolz/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/30/spam-yay/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/30/spam-yay/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/30/just-fyi/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/30/just-fyi/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/30/links-for-2007-12-30/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/30/links-for-2007-12-30/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/29/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2007-12-29/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/29/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2007-12-29/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/29/touching-the-moob/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/29/touching-the-moob/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/28/today-hardcore/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/28/today-hardcore/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/27/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2007-12-27/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/27/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2007-12-27/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/27/27122007/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/27/27122007/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/27/links-for-2007-12-27/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/27/links-for-2007-12-27/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/27/26122007001/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/27/26122007001/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/26/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2007-12-26/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/26/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2007-12-26/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/26/26122007/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/26/26122007/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/25/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2007-12-25/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/25/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2007-12-25/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/25/25122007006/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/25/25122007006/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/25/ive-been-witness/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/25/ive-been-witness/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/25/25122007004/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/25/25122007004/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/25/o-hai/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/25/o-hai/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/25/worknets-internets/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/25/worknets-internets/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/25/this-is-my-work-station-for-today/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/25/this-is-my-work-station-for-today/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/25/cctv-tv/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/25/cctv-tv/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/24/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2007-12-24/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/24/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2007-12-24/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/24/links-for-2007-12-24/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/24/links-for-2007-12-24/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/23/plz-xplain/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/23/plz-xplain/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/23/hes-speedy-speedy-like-gonzales/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/23/hes-speedy-speedy-like-gonzales/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/23/sms-post-29/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/23/sms-post-29/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/23/flickr-off/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/23/flickr-off/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/23/23122007001/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/23/23122007001/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/23/23122007/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/23/23122007/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/23/22122007001/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/23/22122007001/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/22/22122007/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/22/22122007/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/21/links-for-2007-12-21/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/21/links-for-2007-12-21/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/20/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2007-12-20/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/20/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2007-12-20/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/20/this-is-a-microblog/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/20/this-is-a-microblog/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/20/i-prove-with-photos/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/20/i-prove-with-photos/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/20/pine-has-the-humour/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/20/pine-has-the-humour/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/20/links-for-2007-12-20/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/20/links-for-2007-12-20/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/19/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2007-12-19/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/19/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2007-12-19/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/19/one-chance-to-wow-me/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/19/one-chance-to-wow-me/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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I am sorry to hear of the difficulty you have experienced. The “Error 203” message indicates that your trial account could not be created at this time with the information provided.
As an alternative, all boxed retail copies of World of Warcraft include a free 30 days when you activate your account. This is the most reliable workaround solution we can recommend for you at this time.
If you are trying to set up your account with a full boxed copy of the game, and continue to have trouble getting your account created, please give us a call so we can troubleshoot this issue further. When calling, please have your contact information handy and reference the specific error you received.
Our Billing Team is available Monday through Friday, 8am through 8pm Pacific Time at (800) 592-5499. Customers in Australia should call 1-800-041-378. If you are currently located in New Zealand, Singapore, or Malaysia, please reply to this email for further assistance.
Sincerely,
Laura L.
Billing and Account ServicesBlizzard Entertainmentwww.worldofwarcraft.com
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I am sorry to hear of the difficulty you have experienced. The “Error 203″ message indicates that your trial account could not be created at this time with the information provided.
As an alternative, all boxed retail copies of World of Warcraft include a free 30 days when you activate your account. This is the most reliable workaround solution we can recommend for you at this time.
If you are trying to set up your account with a full boxed copy of the game, and continue to have trouble getting your account created, please give us a call so we can troubleshoot this issue further. When calling, please have your contact information handy and reference the specific error you received.
Our Billing Team is available Monday through Friday, 8am through 8pm Pacific Time at (800) 592-5499. Customers in Australia should call 1-800-041-378. If you are currently located in New Zealand, Singapore, or Malaysia, please reply to this email for further assistance.
Sincerely,
Laura L.
Billing and Account ServicesBlizzard Entertainmentwww.worldofwarcraft.com
<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/19/i-was-going-to-wow-but-now-im-not/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/19/i-was-going-to-wow-but-now-im-not/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/19/19122007001/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/19/19122007001/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/19/19122007/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/19/19122007/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/18/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2007-12-18/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/18/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2007-12-18/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/17/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2007-12-17/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/17/twitter-obnovleniya-dlya-2007-12-17/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/17/17122007/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/17/17122007/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/16/test/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/16/test/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/06/say-hey/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/12/06/say-hey/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/27/just-rolled-in-to-a-yellow-wet-patch-in-the-bed-thanks-dogs/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/27/just-rolled-in-to-a-yellow-wet-patch-in-the-bed-thanks-dogs/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/25/sat-on-the-toilet-on-msn/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/25/sat-on-the-toilet-on-msn/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/25/its-all-good-here/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/25/its-all-good-here/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/24/gansta-rap/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/24/gansta-rap/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/24/if-i-was-anymore-tired-id-be-asleep/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/24/if-i-was-anymore-tired-id-be-asleep/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/24/hay-jaiku-what-up/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/24/hay-jaiku-what-up/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/24/yo-momma-so-big/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/24/yo-momma-so-big/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/12/im-not-up-for-another-days-work/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/12/im-not-up-for-another-days-work/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/11/lesbian-seagull/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/11/lesbian-seagull/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/10/you-know-me-love-you-ten-euro-long-time/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/10/you-know-me-love-you-ten-euro-long-time/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/10/foreign-police-dramas-are-odd-to-watch-its-not-everyday-you-see-a-shotgun-being-taken-from-the-boot-of-a-police-car/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/10/foreign-police-dramas-are-odd-to-watch-its-not-everyday-you-see-a-shotgun-being-taken-from-the-boot-of-a-police-car/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/09/made-for-tv-zombie-films-are-hardcore/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/09/made-for-tv-zombie-films-are-hardcore/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/09/i-can-not-decide-what-im-wearing-tonight/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/09/i-can-not-decide-what-im-wearing-tonight/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/09/i-also-deleted-my-feeds-they-annoyed-me/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/09/i-also-deleted-my-feeds-they-annoyed-me/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/09/i-made-two-phone-updates-but-they-havent-worked/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/09/i-made-two-phone-updates-but-they-havent-worked/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/09/also-it-appears-my-nokia-has-a-memory-leak-somewhere-im-still-awaiting-the-firmware-update-to-make-this-handset-useful-again/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/09/also-it-appears-my-nokia-has-a-memory-leak-somewhere-im-still-awaiting-the-firmware-update-to-make-this-handset-useful-again/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/09/i-was-considering-an-iphone-but-its-not-worth-nearly-a-grand-for-a-phone-after-the-initial-outlay-and-the-18-month-tie-in-and-the-tariff-is-about-as-competitive-as-a-kick-to-the-face/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/11/09/i-was-considering-an-iphone-but-its-not-worth-nearly-a-grand-for-a-phone-after-the-initial-outlay-and-the-18-month-tie-in-and-the-tariff-is-about-as-competitive-as-a-kick-to-the-face/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/10/31/internet-is-too-serious/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/10/31/internet-is-too-serious/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/09/03/im-glad-my-car-is-being-a-complete-arse-to-somebody-other-than-me-they-refitted-the-screen-but-the-trim-was-having-none-of-it-so-they-had-to-do-it-again-what-a-dick-of-a-car/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/09/03/im-glad-my-car-is-being-a-complete-arse-to-somebody-other-than-me-they-refitted-the-screen-but-the-trim-was-having-none-of-it-so-they-had-to-do-it-again-what-a-dick-of-a-car/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/09/03/just-had-a-90-minute-wander-now-im-back-at-auto-windscreens/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/09/03/just-had-a-90-minute-wander-now-im-back-at-auto-windscreens/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/09/03/wandering-about-while-i-await-my-car-is-awesome-ive-been-checking-the-mens-out-and-thinking-of-all-the-nasty-things-you-could-get-up-to-this-is-what-summer-should-have-been-like/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/09/03/wandering-about-while-i-await-my-car-is-awesome-ive-been-checking-the-mens-out-and-thinking-of-all-the-nasty-things-you-could-get-up-to-this-is-what-summer-should-have-been-like/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/09/02/im-liking-the-programming-this-evening-on-hallmark-channel-enough-law-and-order-to-make-you-sex-wee/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/09/02/im-liking-the-programming-this-evening-on-hallmark-channel-enough-law-and-order-to-make-you-sex-wee/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/09/02/i-hate-tesco/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/09/02/i-hate-tesco/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/09/01/great-the-mast-that-covers-my-work-area-also-covers-my-home-area-so-the-location-thing-is-a-bit-out/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/09/01/great-the-mast-that-covers-my-work-area-also-covers-my-home-area-so-the-location-thing-is-a-bit-out/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/09/01/occasionally-i-out-do-myself-today-was-no-exception/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/09/01/occasionally-i-out-do-myself-today-was-no-exception/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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1 thing: Blo feed is here, it’s delicious (but not del.icio.us) and updated more than this EL JAY kevinua.2 thing: those with skype please make yourselves known to . I wish to add my homies to my skype so I can heckle you for free on my mobile.*** NOTE BAG OF SHITE LJ EDITOR SAYS KEVINUA IS A BAD USERNAME, BUT IT WORKS HERE, JERKBAGS. CLICK HERE KTHNX ***
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/08/30/who-want-ten-dollar-love-long-time/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/08/30/who-want-ten-dollar-love-long-time/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/08/30/my-jaiku-is-working-again/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/08/30/my-jaiku-is-working-again/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/08/29/animal-planet-is-hardcore/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/08/29/animal-planet-is-hardcore/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/08/29/holler/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/08/29/holler/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/08/01/word/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/08/01/word/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/08/01/so-tired-hard-to-leave-bed/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/08/01/so-tired-hard-to-leave-bed/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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<p style="border: 1px solid black; padding: 3px;"><b>Originally published at <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/07/22/joined-jaiku/">Кевин.com.ua</a>. You can comment here or <a href="http://kevin.com.ua/2007/07/22/joined-jaiku/#comments">there</a>.</b></p>
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Oh for fuck sake, it’s not all about YOU. There’s enough hate in the world for the rest of us, kthnx.
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On one of my vonage numbers I’m INCREASINGLY getting bastarding dropped calls on it, I’m now REALLY ANGRY with these cunts who keep on calling. THANKFULLY Vonage collect the CLI details, so now I’m GOING TO LIST EVERY NUMBER THAT CALLS AND HANGS UP. I’m also going to CALL THEM ALL BACK AND DO THE SAME.FUCK YOU.
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I have found a couple Canada photos/video on My Gallery. Hot.
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.. I just shot some sex wee over these photos.
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I have located my camera watch
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Dear Kevin, Thank you for your email.This is to inform you that we have marked the discs as lost in post and further we would like to advise you that as part of the procedure for claiming for compensation with Royal Mail for the title lost on its way back to us, we will send a V91 claim form to you with in 28 days from the day the title is reported as “lost in post”. You are requested to fill in the postal details of the title and return the form back to us with in the due date mentioned on the form. Please do note that if we should not receive the V91 form from you, we will apply a charge of £10.00 towards the cost of the lost title to your account. Should you have any more questions, please do let us know and we will be happy to assist you further. Please let us know if this answered your question.If yes, click here:If no, click here:Kind regards,Laxman–Customer ServicesLOVEFiLM.comThe new way to rent DVDswww.LOVEFiLM.com
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Hello, I've a rather unique situation. I've posted back my DVDs on saturday afternoon so they would have (or still could be) on their way back on Tuesday's collection.However, some rather nice individual has decided to set fire to a bin and potentially the postbox I've put my DVDs in to. The fire brigade and police attended last night (it's right on my road) and obviously the post office will open up the box to investigate (see photos: http://kevin.sdf-eu.org/postbox.html) at some point.My question is where does this leave me if the contents have been arsoned? Will I be liable for it?Please let me know and I'll also contact the post office on tuesday to find out what they know as they may have just set fire to the bin.Regards,Kevin
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I've now got to email LoveFilm to notify them of the following issue with my DVDs, please take note of the final picture to fully understand what I have to explain to them.
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I had a proper bag of shit day today, it was a combination of time mis-management on my part, although not an entirely big contribution but it didn’t help in the slightest, office pettyness and an absolute fuckwit.I’ll skip all the borning bits because I know you bitches want to know the good stuff. Today, I had my arch-nemesis on the phone, he is uncommon sense personified. Obvious answers are retorted with stupid reasonings, basic logic rays are shielded by the shroud of the twisted fact and when told “at this stage there is no more that can be done” it’s returned as “OH YES I CAN MAGIC RANDOM ITEMS FROM MY ASS, REACH ON IN”.The debate in it’s vagueness is as follows:man has car, car is petrol, man has fuel card, fuel card can only buy diesel. Car is temporary, car is running out of petrol, man won’t buy petrol because fuel card won’t buy it. Man told to use the universial cash system, man not impressed, man won’t do. Man advised to keep receipts and claim back. Man won’t do. Man demands we find diesel car. Diesel car not available and has to be sourced from another area could take three days. Man advised, man not happy.Man suggests we replace car of little fuel for another one with a full tank, operators laugh, answer still no. Man thinks I am being unreasonable. I get man off phone before I cut my wrists.I call managers, I discuss, I call man’s fleet contact, halarious recorded conversation follows, I get another contact who can actually push his weight around, contact not so interested, but filling up cars is man’s responsability (duh). Conversation terminated.I hit a brick wall, I call my high manager, she calls him, halarity ensues, man still not budging. And the loop begins again.In the end as you’d expect from any customer facing business we gave in, made alternative arrangements and busted our asses and the logic that is the fabric of our universe to bits only to find the man has just filled up the car with petrol. And this is exactly why I shall be leading the robot armies to victory, because I’m not staying on the fleshy human side if this is the kind of crap I have to look forward to once the NuGeneration grow up to a society who believes in such crap as “defered success”, then we’re all pretty much fucked in the grand scheme of things.
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What item(s) do you have to prevent yourself from buying at the grocery store? Submitted by Places Unknown. Sugary objects. In fact I have to do this even more so now, my root canal tooth hurts when I eat anything like sweets or chocolate, so I kind of have to cut these things out of my diet and also fizzy drinks with sugar, so that's been fine as I only drink the diet stuff (which has no sugar) or the sugar free versions. It was horrid at first but hey I got over it now I can deal with it.
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Don’t say I don’t do anything nice for you people: Верка Сердючка - Lasha tumbai
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It’s nice to know that we’re so disliked in Europe that we can only pull off such a rubbish position in the contest. On the brightside Ukraine was second and Serbia actually was good, so it wasn’t complete bloc voting.
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Nuh-Uh, Miss Thing over here aint having this fucking shit. My iMac’s hard drive, fucked and now my iPod’s hard drive, fucked. I see a trend, but whatever, not like there is tonnes of paid shit on my ipod that’s now been fucking wiped off that I PAID FOR and have no back up because, oh look, my mac’s hard drive died too. FUCK YOU APPLE.
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Today, mid afternoon, the work system died out in a massive fit of crazyness. This in itself is something you can get by without, in theory. So your existing jobs are unobtainable, so you can’t really check what’s what and who’s who. But again, you can get around this by using common sense and asking those around you who might just already know what the score is.However, regardless of all this, civilisation in at least our little part of the universe collapsed in to anachary. Thankfully, by either some godsend or an automated message diverting clients away, the phones went nearly dead. I however, thankfully managed to blag my way out of the bag and only ended up with a single job sheet and three non-job notes to complete after the system came back online. Annoyingly people started to get louder and louder and freed themselves from their headset shackles to annoy me. Also I think one of my callers managed to become a part of a conversation about Hartlepool’s historic monkey hanging with extra swearyness. This wasn’t annoying at all. It was rather brilliant, but I had to restrain myself and hide my microphone to avoid recorded call detection of this tale. After a while the system came back online and we all resumed our ways.Oh, and small world time. I took a call from a motorway, booked it and finished it, then 10 minutes later somebody else took a non-similar call from a motorway, the same one. Due to the type of call I thought, wouldn’t that be crazy if… but it turns out it was about 8 junctions away, so I can rest easy this evening.
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You know why I hate the Apple so much? Because they’re egotistical cunts.I remember when I had a Mac Classic, nothing went wrong with it. Hey it even ran bloatware like AOL when the AOLZ said it couldn’t be done, but now I have a SUPERDOOPER iMac which is rendered in to a pile of shit whenever I run a software update for the OS. It’s like WTF.Oh and also watch out for Кевин TV, it’ll make you squirt some sex wee, even you ladies.
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Visit the new kevin.cx, you’ll love it or I’ll kill you.
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This turned quickly from a simple LJ comment to a whole hearted hate filled post, so here you go:I've got a neighbour at the end of my road who is a bit of a fuckwit and gets wound up when your tyres hit the stone-kerb-thing. He even came running after me one morning because I DARE COME NEAR HIS!!111Even this morning the prick started shouting at me because I was trying to maneuver the ford ranger off the drive without taking off the front end of my direct neighbours cars (yes, plural) and had to go up slightly on to the kerb (the tyres never touched the actual grass of not-his-lawn neighbours, so I'm fucking well rightous with my god like reversing abilities).So I'm going to deal with him in the only language he understands, pettyness. Next time his visitors park on our grass (seriously the entire neighbourhood does, so I should be able to 4x4 on all their pretty little front gardens without guilt) I'll bang on his door at 3am and have them moved. Then in the morning when I need to move the other car I'll leave the fucking thing in the road and walk off if I need to venture near the kerb stones. No doubt that will stop his behaviour sharpish.
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It’s 7am, I’m awake and it’s a fucking non-working bank holiday. So understand my emo here.
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Today I have realised that I work with some of the craziest people in the world, not only directly but indirectly. I could write about it in full but I can’t because it’s hysterical and it took me about 30 minutes to fully recover from the comedic results of the tale.Also, a rather amusing mailbox was sent around to ops on duty about leaving “floaters” in the ladies loos. Not exactly the kind of thing you need to be reading whilst on the phone to somebody in a breakdown situation.
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.. I have, is when picking up my own phone I tend to slip back in to that work mode, occasionally I catch myself, othertimes not so lucky. Like just now, David’s line rings and I pick up, the call follows this routine:M = MeC = CallerM: Good afternoon, Kevin speaking how can I help?C: Uh, is David there?M: I’m afraid he’s away from his desk at the minute, can I take a message? (I seriously said this).C: Yes, if you could, could you tell him A N Other called?M: Certainly, what is your number there?C: 07777M: 0..7..7..7..7…C: 777M: 7..7..7C: 777M: 7..7..7..M: I’ll pass that across to him, thank you for calling.C: byeM: Good bye.Obviously this kind of activity in the home makes me want to cry, but instead I shall be eating pie (they rhyme!)Oh and also, new thing at work, I’ve got a rather amusing girl across from me, occasionally (I say occasionally, but I mean frequently) comes out with some rather funny stuff. So I’m bringing in a new notepad which will be left on my desk to be filled in occasionally. Then if there is enough good material in it, I might start a blogspot or something.
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You’d think when investing (and I use the term loosely) in an Audi of some description, that the aftersales would be just short of sending teenage hookers to your home to service you whilst your car is getting, well, serviced.Obviously this is not the case. Having left a number of messages and waiting about 3 hours of my precious life waiting for these people to stop mashing down the doughnuts and start mashing the telephone numbers to connect to my telephone unit at work, I started to lose the will to live.It’s like, seriously, you burn stupid amounts of money on a ford focus in disguise (while it shouts VER BOTEN DAS TEKNIK [or whatever]) and they can’t really be too bothered with those pesky customer types. It turns out my work was in vain and I’ve had to start making further arrangements with an alternate Audi dealer, which of course started off in the same manner as the previous one. It’s also worth mentioning it’s a bit time sensative, so no doubt this might turn in to a “and hilarity ensued” entry by tomorrow afternoon.
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The UK this evening is voting for our Eurovision song with entries from: BIG BROVAZ, CYNDI, BRIAN HARVEY, HAWKINS & BROWN, LIZ McCLARNON and SCOOCH.I will send across the live vote details when the results programme is shown later this evening on BBC One (9:30 GMT).
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Obviously I googled this photo, I'm not into that corporate espionage crap. I prefer my mob connections over my book cooking fuck you very much.
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I, your internet superstar, Kevin have updated my official web site with HOT NEW FEATURES(ish).Now find HARDCORE CALENDAR ACTION with a list of events and shit I shall be doing for the month which may include public appearences in REAL LIFE PLACES.It’s HOT HOT HOT!!www.KEVIN.cx
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What will be your famous last words?Submitted by ngocaroo. Shi— [insert sound of deadly object here]
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What the fuck are the government up to? I’m used to this green nazi shit, I can deal with some seriously mad ideas from filthy hippy scum like “wee in your compost heap” or “run down cats in the road, they’re compostable” but seriously, when the government tries telling me that using my brakes when driving is KILLING OUR PLANET AND IT’S ALL THE FAULT OF THE MOTORIST, then I’m afraid you better get out of Westminster you fucking morons.Obviously the government thinks we all purposely drive in start-stop traffic and disregard our superior rail and public transport links (which are not only dirt cheap but efficient to the second) and that we all race at every possible occasion. And we all know this government is way beyond the orbit of public opinion but this is fucking mad.Even more so is the uber-green twat on BBC News just a moment ago (who has probably never seen a car in his potato built survivalist compound), telling us we should switch the car in to neutral while driving. WHAT THE FUCK, you idiot, that by definition falls straight into the “not in control of a motor vehicle” category of a road traffic offence.Don’t get me wrong, we have to do something to save our planet or we’re all fucked, but there is a fine line between a realistic approach (like recycling, turning off lights and standby equiptment, etc) and completely fucking barking mad concepts like culling every cow on the planet to cut back the 10% green house gas they produce through flatulence.And a reminder for our feline composing dirty fucking hippy population, there is a reason why nobody likes you fucking cunts, it’s because you smell of 60 day old streaked out undercrackers and because the fucking pot has messed up your already dwindling brain cell count.
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This is how much people assume that dialling on 07 number will connect you immedately to an individual. Today I left my phone at home like an idiot. I’ve got an interview tomorrow, it transpires, at 11am. However, there are like 7-10 calls on my phone and 12 texts, one of which is “ZOMG CALL ME”.How annoying, I leave the phone at home and I’m suddenly popular :o(
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I’ve grabbed the screen name Gaysploitation on AOL. Officially, I have the best screen name in the world as well as the best email address around. HOORAY!
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Please be aware my number is changing from 01225 436155 to 01225 580 013
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WHY DIDN’T YOU BASTARDS SHOW ME THE CONSERVAPEDIA? I HAD TO LEARN ABOUT THIS COMEDIC GOLDMINE THROUGH TECHNO-FUCKING-RATI. BE ASHAMED!
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I think I might have found a replacement to Bingo Bling. Visit MadSquirrels.com and see my new single page thingy with extra added goodness!It’s juicecaster, I ran across it by accident and it seems decent. I can either MMS in (but I need to check what that will cost) or upload directly from my mobile.
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Who was your first celebrity crush?Submitted by Glory. Tom Cruise when he was hot and alot less crazy.
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Some how this month I managed to do DOUBLE my usual miles. How is this possible?!
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As every year around this time, the evil that is Eurovision decends upon Europe in a rather scary europop way (unless you're Lebanon who will drop out again out of a dispute over Israel [who's music is usually shit]). These are just two Eurovisiony clips that will get you spaffing your pants in eurotrash heaven!
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Just got my final pay, it’s like, £200 less than I thought it would be. Fuck.
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What's the best way to get on your good side?Submitted by Manon-It-All. As if I have a good side to get on, it's all bad honey.
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I’m glad I have a server hosted in Denmark, if I didn’t I wouldn’t receive comedic status messages like these:Dear KevinThe Service Window Announcement as of yesterday has been prosponed to Friday, February 23, between 3.00 PM and 3.30 PM CET due to a heavy snowstorm blocking many roads. We are low in staff today as some of our staff has been trapped in their cars this morning.Thank you for understanding.XXXXX Support
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What was the worst job you ever had?Submitted by salaryman. Food whore at a large supermarket style company. I made hot foods and pretty much the day before a holiday the usual over-privlidged and below average IQ would demand I cook their various poultry products. Because they're tards.
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Remember my brief encounter with those feathered jerks? Well one of them pooped on the bonnet of my clean and shiny car. It’s blasphemous.
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See this, laugh at it and then we STAB HIM IN DE FACE WITH AXE.
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Show us your passport photo…if you dare!Submitted by Georgie-boy.
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Because my firefox is in the Russian I get some odd adverts, this is just one of them:
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Jesus christ, what the fuck is he playing at again? Could he not pick a worse time to pull this shit on me?
From ben1981uk on Sun 11/02/07 22:11: much better :) From djguk on Sun 11/02/07 22:21: I feel redundant :( From ben1981uk on Sun 11/02/07 22:22: not if i can give you head:) From djguk on Mon 12/02/07 21:34: Now Benjamin, I know you’re a total recluse, never go out, etc…..but…… What are you up to this Saturday evening? From ben1981uk on Mon 12/02/07 21:38: ill be out Saturday evening - sisters birthday meal i bet you are going to invite me to something really exciting :( From djguk on Mon 12/02/07 21:50: The big Out party :P I have 2 tickets From ben1981uk on Mon 12/02/07 21:50: oh ffs!! :( From djguk on Mon 12/02/07 21:52: Exactly :'( From ben1981uk on Mon 12/02/07 21:53: shitty cunty balls! well i may be able to get out of it, but i doubt i will :( From djguk on Mon 12/02/07 21:54: Try! Try real hard! I haven’t been to one since the old ‘Pyro’ events in Manchester and Birmingham 4 or 5 years ago. From ben1981uk on Mon 12/02/07 21:57: i have never been it looks great fun! From djguk on Mon 12/02/07 21:59: You know you want to…….. …..and if you don’t I might end up passing the other ticket to a certain Yank :( ….. I’m being very vague at the moment about why I’m not going to be around From ben1981uk on Mon 12/02/07 22:10: LOL ok, well i will let you know by Weds, will that be ok? From djguk on Mon 12/02/07 22:11: Yup…..and I expect, no demand, the answer to be YES :P From ben1981uk on Mon 12/02/07 22:12: oooh demanding David :) From djguk on Mon 12/02/07 22:14: Hmmmm, yup….and you know what I demand ;) Make your excuses! :) From ben1981uk on Mon 12/02/07 22:15: are you driving up? From djguk on Mon 12/02/07 22:17: Yes, easiest (and cheapest!) way. Sometime on Saturday, nothing definite yet. From ben1981uk on Mon 12/02/07 22:20: are you staying over? From djguk on Mon 12/02/07 22:24: Yup, won’t be in any fit state to drive back until the Sunday! Don’t know where yet, going to do it through the agent we use at work - usually comes in around 50% cheaper :) From ben1981uk on Mon 12/02/07 22:25: sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet From djguk on Mon 12/02/07 22:28: Yup. They prebook rooms so that they can guarantee availability, but it means they end up with rooms booked and nobody staying in them, so sell them off at cost. Never failed to get what I want yet. Usually end up in the St.Giles (Tottenham Court Road, 100m from Tube) From ben1981uk on Mon 12/02/07 22:30: wow…cant get much more convenient i do need a good night out From djguk on Mon 12/02/07 22:31: Do it! Do it! From ben1981uk on Mon 12/02/07 22:33: i will let you know :)
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What method do you use to prepare your coffee or tea? Submitted by AgentBouche. I find hot water and milk are a good start, but obviously you stick a tea bag in to a cup, pour hot water on it, let it sit for a bit, squash the tea goodness out of the bastard and add milk.
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How have people mispronounced your name? How is it supposed to sound? Submitted by Lorie. Well less mispronounciation and more "can't spell it for shit", I have a uber posh double barrel surname, but nobody can spell the bastard thing. Worse was the DVLA sending me back my licence in the name of KEVIN WELFORD-COSTELLOS, to add to the horror that turned an 'E' in to an 'S' they put my year of birth down as 1943. In the eyes of the DVLA I was a war baby, although I think the lack of elderly on my photo might have shown them something.
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I’ve got good news and bad news, but mostly bad news.
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Colour By Numbers
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This morning I’ve had a moment right out of The Birds (god damn Hitchcock and his horrific horror with god damn birds). As I was sailing up one of these Englishshire country roads I encountered a pigeon (as pictured) who for some reason started flight as I was driving past.
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I’m concerned. One of the dogs has learned the art of stealth poo.This dog, left a rather nice gift in the lounge last night. But this morning was a masterful display of NINJA POWER. As I was sitting only a mere metre or two away he did the squat, dropped the bomb and scuttled off without even a sound.I shall find this ninja dog and make him suffer with my vengeful wrath, or I’ll just make him sit outside for a few minutes, which ever is easiest and doesn’t require any effort.
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Show us something you made yourself.
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If you don’t already have the ass_ on your friends list you should add him and say madsquirrel sent you to seize his property according to the judgement made in wiltshire county court.
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I need a link to Google Maps for Milton Keynes, so this post is it.
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Photos from popstarz last night. Although I was slightly pissed when i sent the email across to vox and a text message to half my address book. Also, a kebab and chips in london is a fiver, how very London Expensive.
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This friday the concept was to go to London, however, David had then decided that “it wasn’t happening” so I got stuck with the dogs for the weekend (which ruins my weekend) while he claims to be down in Brighton. This fucked me off, so as usual I gathered dirt from his various accounts.
Turns out he’s still going and obviously just didn’t want me around, normally I can live with this, but he’s been inviting certain people down to London instead and as well as this being a rather huge lie I’m not going to put up with his shit.
So oddly enough I’ll be going out in London on friday night too as I’m there for the whole day. If I see him it’ll be dramatics to the highest order and if not I’ll stalk the car park of the hotel he’s staying in to ensure he’s in London then I’ll text him claiming to see him around and I’ll follow that with more dramatics.
If he thinks he can lie this shit to me he’s fucking wrong.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not psycho bitch, he did invite me but then last weekend changed his mind but instead of telling me the truth while I rot away at home as a cheap dog sitter he lied big time. I’ve never done anything like that to him so understand where I’m coming from.
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Obviously, as a nation us Britons should be ashamed of Jade Goody, so much so I’ve registered my displeasure with an internet web page, come one come all to JadeGoody.co.in(Friends Only cos I don’t want to admit to it!)
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Understand, at least try to, the amount of fucking drama I had to put up with from this cunt back in December, whinging “OH PLZ STAY, MOAN, MOAN, WHINE, WHINE” the fucking string of threating texts from “friends” and general shit. And now the cunt thinks he can pull this shit on me. I don’t fucking think so. Oh and I’ve left all the fucking GAYDAR usernames in place, so you bitches better have a fucking free for all.From alphamale That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 16:19Profile alphamaledunno, book a hotel room or summat, whenever u fancyReport Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to alphamale Save Message From tonylb2Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 19:16Profile tonylb2Hi im in calne hows you?Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to tonylb2 Save Message From supportSent Sunday 14 January 2007 21:33Profile supportThank You for Upgrading your membership.Your memberships has been upgraded for 12 months.You will be billed for £ 60.00 by Netbanx-QSoft Consu.Message History Delete Message Send Message to support Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 21:33Profile goshooterHey stud, a little pixie tells me you have the horn tonight DevilReport Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 21:40Profile goshooterYou poor thingIf I was there, you could just lay back, relax, and I would help you out :)Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 21:43Profile goshooterwell I would!!!Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 21:47Profile goshooterI could live with that :)how is the canadian?Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 21:56Profile goshooterAgh. That is the weekend I move!Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:00Profile goshooterwell next weekend I will be moving some stuff, and the following weekend wil be my first official one in the house, then i thinkI am sortedReport Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:06Profile goshooterto do what exactly?Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From alphamale That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:07Profile alphamaleu on msn mesenger ?Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to alphamale Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:09Profile goshooteroh cool, can Ollie ditch his missus andhave a 3 way with us? :)Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:18Profile goshooterhmm possbly weekend 3rd/4thwhat did you want to do with the weekend?Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:25Profile goshooterhey id be up for it, just have to be a bit careful with money in my first month of moving outand I would have no problem sharing the room Devil would be nice to share it with you and not the dogs too WinkReport Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:32Profile goshooterI could give you a really nice bj :)Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:37Profile goshooterto start!would be one of many :)Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:42Profile goshooterfantastic. You give great head:)Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:47Profile goshooteru can practice on me ;-)Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:51Profile goshooteri dont think you need teaching :)From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:55Profile goshooterdo i?Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:59Profile goshooterglad you like :)when i next do it, im going to keep getting you close to the edge, then stop, then do it again. and againReport Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 23:03Profile goshooteri would just like to please youare there any other things you would like?Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 23:07Profile goshooterhehe, i know, but it will give you food for thought when you help yourself later :)Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 23:11Profile goshooteryes, you will;-)Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 23:17Profile goshooteryes :) dont be long lolReport Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Monday 15 January 2007 21:45Profile goshooterYeah not too shabby!u?sort yourself out last night?Report Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Monday 15 January 2007 21:49Profile goshooteryes you would :-pReport Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Monday 15 January 2007 21:55Profile goshooteri did offerReport Spam Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message From goshooter That’s hot!Sent Monday 15 January 2007 22:03Profile goshootertrue!SENTMessage To alphamale That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 14:12Profile alphamaleSounds like a plan. Where and when were you thinking?Message History Delete Message Send Message to alphamale Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 21:35Profile goshooterlol. A little pixie? I wonder who that might have been. lolT’is true. Very true :'(Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 21:41Profile goshooterStop teasing! i’M IN REAL NEED :pMessage History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 21:46Profile goshooterand I’d be most grateful, so grateful I’d return the favour, probably before you finished getting through the door lol. Would that be acceptable?Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 21:52Profile goshooterHere. :(Anyway, on another matter, I’m taking Ollie and his other half to London….yes, the one you’ve got the hots for. What you doing the w/e of 26th?Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 21:59Profile goshooterWhat about the w/ends around then?Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:05Profile goshooterGo on then, which w/e would you be up for (date)?Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:08Profile goshooterThey want to do the clubs. scary stuff. haven’t been for years :SMessage History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:16Profile goshooterlol. You’d have to ask. So, which is the first weekend you’re free (dates!)?Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To alphamale That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:17Profile alphamaleI am….. @hotmail.comMessage History Delete Message Send Message to alphamale Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:24Profile goshooterGo down Friday night, do one or more of the clubs/bars, Saturday ‘doing’ London, Saturday night furhte clubs/bars. A bit vague I know :SI’m going anyway, so as long as you can cope with sharing a room with me there’s no additional cost, so that’d cost you nothing :)Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:31Profile goshooterOk, I’ll put the dates to the other two and see how they are set.Two whole nights without the dogs? What would we do to entertain ourselves?Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:35Profile goshooteronly the one???????Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:41Profile goshooterand I would, of course, reciprocate :)…many, many times!Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:44Profile goshooterI’d better get doing some tongue exercises had I?Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:49Profile goshooterPromise? I may need LOTS of practice ;-) Would you teach me how?Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:55Profile goshooterYou do it so well, I must have something to learn?Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 22:57Profile goshooteroh yes. why do you think I have to keep stopping you? VERY well :DMessage History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 23:00Profile goshooterEVIL EVIL EVIL!Yes please :)Do you have any requests, hmmmm?Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 23:06Profile goshooterSurpise me :)You do realise this is not helping my current predicament? lolMessage To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 23:09Profile goshooterI have a confession to make. I’ve been looking for a certain pic of you lol……but I can’t find it, so I’ll have to imagine ;)Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Sunday 14 January 2007 23:15Profile goshooterlol. from memory then :P and i’ll have to wait for the real thingMessage History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Monday 15 January 2007 21:40Profile goshooterEvening Boss. Had a good day?Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Monday 15 January 2007 21:47Profile goshooterPassable I suppose.Would I? ;)Message History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Monday 15 January 2007 21:51Profile goshooterOnly because I was in need and nobody was around to help CryMessage History Delete Message Send Message to goshooter Save Message Message To goshooter That’s hot!Sent Monday 15 January 2007 22:00Profile goshooterYEah, but you were there and I was here :P
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I’ve invaded the VOX again, more so with my Lesbian Seagull group, oh and I also created the Crazy Lesbian Sex Party group and Gay Group. All of which have stolen good names. WIN!Also, I might have to work, possibly maybe if I care.
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I’m banning myself from the computer based internet for a week, as in until next sunday possibly longer.
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I hate my finances, they’re shit at best. But that is another story for another time.
Currently, to avoid going in to a bad place if I have to work temp again if I don’t find a job before then, I’ve set-up a shit load of standing orders to sort my money out in to nice piles and such and fire them off in to all directions.
I’m also kuttingz my debit card for my NatWest account (I have another account for post-bills money) so I can’t tempt myself in to spending.
So, the be all and end all will be no access to cash unless it’s through one card only.
Oh Well. I want to get back on track so I can start living my life and not just working to pay shit off.
Speaking of paying shit off, I’ve got another 12 months until my car loan is done with HOORAY!
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I’m registered with Experian’s Credit Expert monitoring service, it’s a useful tool to view your credit details. However, it’s a bit PSYCHOTIC.
Every month I get two or three texts declaring “ZOMG UR CRADET RAPEURT HAS CHANGED!!111” so I go on the web site expecting to see 8bn in credit cards taken out in my name, but no, it’s usually Three updating my account status with them adding yet another ‘0’ to my report (meaning paid on time).
I understand the general concept of this, but it defeats the purpose. I’m now ignoring these texts under the assumption it’s another notch for the good guys, when in fact, one day I might find myself with 200 baliffs questioning me about a Porche.
So Experian, if it’s good I don’t care, if it’s bad tell me about it. And stop following me you psycho bitch, I haven’t any futher bunnies for you to boil.
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Huzzah!
I have joined this Diino thing, therefore, I shall be using my DiinoWeb at KevinCostelloe.tk. Be sure to drop by at some point as I’ll start dumping files on there, and also I genuinely like the concept, so much so my useless 30mb usb key thing is now my Diino drive to use on unsuspecting PCs MAWAHAHAHAHA, etc.
Also might be using my Diino mail account, but if I do, don’t worry as I’ll just forward my Yahoo! Mail! Account! to my Diino one.
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Or not.
I think I might be inadvertently starting the downward spiral of an eating disorder (again), yesterday, post-eating, I felt beyond sick, but not in that “I’ve ate something dodgy which I’ll gaff up” way. Oh no this was “STUFF YOUR FINGERS DOWN YOUR THROAT BITCH” sick.
Brilliant, I don’t need this drama coming back up or I’ll be back to my “oh you can’t eat that, you’ve had a carrot FAT WHORE” routine.
Oh well, on the brightside I can have that unhealthy “I’m about to pass out and die” look again. Is that shit back in fashion?
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Here, have some comedy:Chicago bans foie gras, nobody cares including inspectors, Animal rights activists claim victory regardless:Foie Gras Ban in Chicago Is FloutedCHICAGO (Jan. 9) - Five months after the city ordered restaurants to stop selling foie gras, it’s liver and let liver in Chicago.While some fancy restaurants and gourmet shops no longer offer the goose or duck liver delicacy, others are flouting the ban, listing foie gras on their menus and, in one case, framing the city’s warning letter.Evoking Chicago’s Prohibition-era past, when a password could gain entry into a speakeasy, at least one restaurant is rumored to be serving foie gras to customers who ask for the “special lobster” dish.And one place has cleverly skirted the ban by offering foie gras as a complimentary item. (The city ordinance bans the SALE of foie gras.)The city has sent out but a smattering of warning letters, conducted one inspection and has yet to levy its first fine, making it clear that is has little stomach for sniffing out violators of the nation’s first ban on foie gras.“We need to focus as much as possible on things that actually make people sick and kill people,” said Health Department spokesman Tim Hadac. “Our mission is to protect human health and not the health of geese and ducks."Hadac called the ban the department’s lowest priority.Foie gras was banned in Chicago because of what animal rights activists say is the inhumane way geese and ducks are force-fed to plump up their livers. The penalty: a fine of at least $250. Mayor Richard Daley has called it the “silliest” ordinance the City Council has ever passed. And many restaurants have acted accordingly.At one business, the owner has treated his warning letter as if it were from a celebrity praising a great meal. “I did frame the letter and put it up on the sales counter,” said Doug Sohn, owner of Hot Doug’s, a gourmet sausage store.The health department said it has received just nine first-time complaints about an establishment - each one prompting a warning letter.“As much as some supporters of the law and animal rights activists beat their chests over the issue, we frankly don’t get a lot of complaints,” Hadac said.The city’s one inspection ended without a citation because the restaurant, Bin 36, noted on its menu that the foie gras terrine was a complimentary addition to the wild mushroom confit salad.What inspectors didn’t ask, said executive chef and partner John Caputo, is whether the salad would cost as much if it didn’t include foie gras. It wouldn’t.Activists, though, say the ban is working.“Our supporters are going into restaurants and we’re told that they are not selling foie gras,” said Gene Baur, president of Farm Sanctuary, a national farm animal protection organization.But those supporters apparently are not going to restaurants such as Sweets & Savories, which continues to sell foie gras and has not been the subject of a single complaint.“I kind of feel left out,” said the restaurant’s owner, David Richards.At Copperblue, the menu includes “‘It isn’t foie gras any Moore’ duck liver terrine” - named after the ordinance’s chief sponsor, Alderman Joe Moore. Chef and owner Michael Tsonton will not say how the dish differs from foie gras, and nobody with the city has asked.Moore said he realizes the Health Department has more pressing issues. But he is dismayed to see restaurants flouting the ordinance.“It evinces a certain degree of arrogance on the parts of these establishments,” he told the Chicago Tribune.
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Blogger is rather insistant on getting people to move to NuBlogger, I’m not tempted at all as I’m not sure how it will effect my mobile posts and if my SE K800i client will actually work if I move across as there is no possbile way to change the API address and you can’t go back old Old Blogger.
But this is a sign that they’re going to ANNOY US NON-SWITCHERS as much as pobbile to FORCE us to move over to the dark side:
Friday, January 05, 2007
Announcement: there is a scheduled outage for old Blogger next Tuesday, January 9th, from 7:45am-9:45am PST. You will not be able to post to old Blogger blogs or access any old Blogger blogs on Blog*Spot during this time.
Posted by Eric at 16:50 PST
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Some spamming cuntbag just knocked about 10 comments on to Bingo Bling (www.bingobling.tk) and managed to avoid Blogger’s captcha imaging.
What the fuck? WHY, WHAT IS THE POINT?
All you have done is annoyed me greatly. I’ve deleted your fucking comment spam and I’ve had to turn on moderation, which the internet shouldn’t be about. It should be FREE, much like the planet should be free of you cunts.
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Obviously, as the master of comedy, I must purchase this:
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They should call the RSPCA on me. Last night with no particular intent I not only managed to crack Harvey’s paw (in the way you and I can crack our knuckles
Yes, it appears I physically assaulted and humiliated the dog completely unintentionally.
The paw cracking incident was when he jumpped up on me, he missed slightly and rammed his paw in to my shoulder which is when I heard the popping sound. Thankfully it didn’t actually hurt him or he would have made it quite clear, I did however have to chase him around the house to make sure he was fine, which of course in itself is a sign that he was indeed fine, but no less I was rather concerned, where as he wasn’t and was in “ZOMG WERE PLAYING!!!1111” mode.
The golden shower incident was rather humourous at best. Harvey for some odd reason insists on entering the bathroom when I’m in there, when I’m taking a shower he’ll be in there watching like a crazed stalker, when I’m laying down pipe for the trans-europe gas pipe from Norway to Nuneaton he’ll be there. And when I go for a tinkle he’ll come in and stick his head down the bowl.
Usually I’m pretty good with keeping him out of the pan when I’m having a waz, but this time I didn’t notice his head pop through my legs and stick his head in the bowl. Annoyingly I had just let down the flood gates and he got it all over his head. Idiot.
So, of course, after him being wound up in playtime mode, I’ve got to coax him in to the shower to clean him off. Now normally I don’t mind chasing him around the house as he eventually gives up. But imagine my horror to the prospect of chasing a 5'10" (when standing) dog around the house as he sprays my urine all over the shop.
Thankfully, he had already gone in to the shower to lie down in it (as he does, see: bingobling.blogspot.com/2007/01/h…).
So that was my excitement for last night. And todays was the neighbours fucking calling the gas board as they appear to have a leak. Of course instead of knocking on my door to say “hey we think this fucking place is going to go up like a paper and petrol factory” they decided to leave me to it, until the gas man came around.
I think I might force open their gas meter box and cut their supply until Transco can be bothered to show up on Wednesday to have a look.
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I use the X Drive service which is now an AOL service. AOLOL have trebble charged me, granted it’s only like 27p as the US Dollar is rubbish and I get a 50% discount, but still it’s the concept behind it. So I sent this email:From: My AOL Account Associated with X Drive@aol.comReceived: 01-05-2007 9:33 AM America/New_YorkTo: X Drive Support@aol.comSubject:Billing Issue Hello, I’ve received my statement today and I noticed on the 7 December that you’ve billed me three times. Any reason this may have happened? Regards, KevinOf course I get this backIncident Number: 12XXXXXDear @aol.com, Thank you for contacting AOL X-Drive support.My name is Michael.I understand from your recent e-mail that you have questions about Information About Xdrive Billing and Passwords.I recommend you save or print a copy of this e-mail for future reference.A. BILLING INFORMATIONTo ensure uninterrupted use of your Xdrive account, you need to make sure your payment information is up-to-date at all times. If you decide to change your payment method, or your credit card expiration date changes, you’ll need to update your payment information.To update your payment information: 1. Log in to Xdrive Web. 2. Select My Account from the Folder Tree. 3. Click My Profile. 4. Scroll to the Payment Information section and click the Edit button. 5. Update any of your billing information which may have changed since you registered, including your credit card number and expiration date.NOTE: you must provide the credit card number used for billing purposes any time you change any of the information on the Payment Information page. 6. When you have confirmed that your payment information is correct, click the Update button to save your changes.Xdrive provides you with online storage, file sharing, and other features as a subscription service.The subscription options currently available for your Xdrive account are:Service Plan Space PriceFree* 5 GB $0Monthly 50 GB $9.95Yearly 50 GB $99.50* Requires AOL Screen Name*** AOL members paying for the “full version” of AOL membership ($25.90 per month) get the 50 gigs as part of their membership.B. RENEWING YEARLY PLANA month before your annual subscription period ends, Xdrive will send you an e-mail to remind you that your subscription is set to renew. On the anniversary of your initial annual billing date, your Xdrive Plus subscription will automatically renew for the coming year.If we have made an error billing your account, we will quickly provide you with any credit due.To request a credit: 1. On the Xdrive Web screen, click the SUPPORT link. 2. Contact our Customer Support team using the 1-800 phone number or e-mail link provided to request a billing credit.NOTE: The 1-800 phone number and e-mail link are available to AOL or Xdrive paying customers only.C. FRAUDULENT ACCOUNTSIf you deem your account to be fraudulent, please follow the steps above to contact Customer Support right away. A Customer Support billing specialist will assist you regarding all fraudulent activities.If you decide that you no longer need your Xdrive account, you can easily cancel your subscription. Before canceling your account, make sure that you have transferred all of your important data from your Xdrive; once you cancel, your files will no longer be available.D. RESETTING THE XDRIVE PASSWORDYou can have a randomly-generated password sent to the email address associated with your account.To request a new password: 1. Click the FORGOT YOUR PASSWORD? link. 2. In the XDRIVE FREE OR XDRIVE PLUS USERNAME box, type the E-MAIL ADDRESS associated with your Xdrive account, then click the SEND ME MY NEW PASSWORD button. 3. Click the CLOSE WINDOW button. 4. Check your e-mail for the new password.E. CANCEL A XDRIVE ACCOUNTTo cancel a Xdrive accout: 1. On the Xdrive Web screen, click the SUPPORT link. 2. Contact our Customer Support team using the 1-800 phone number or e-mail link provided to cancel.NOTE: The 1-800 phone number and e-mail link are available to AOL or Xdrive paying customers only.I hope my response proves helpful. Please let us know if you have any additional questions or concerns.Thanks again! Technical and Billing Support is now available online at: http://premiumservices.aol.com/support/Get AOLR and a high-speed connection for a great low price! Check out <a href="https://highspeed.aol.com/broadband.asp?affil=aolbss&oid=&em=&mid=|780961" target=_blank>AOL High Speed</a> to see what broadband offers are available in your area. Or if you have questions, call our Registrations consultants anytime at 1-800-495-0427.I of course had to bash this back at the idiots:Um, right, well no. You have charged my card three times (as stated in my orginal message) and I would not only like an answer WHY it happened, but I’d also like a CREDIT for the excess amount (ie: 2 months @ $4.95). Also, some human intervention might be a good idea, I’m trying to be nice here but the more canned letters you send you’ll quite easily see my humour starting to fail. This is a simple task, I’ve gone through your instructions hidden below and it sends me back to this email address. -KevinI hold no hope for a reasonable outcome.
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I’m having those alcoholic drinks, I’ve had 2 pints and I’m already teh drunkz. Obviously it’s been a while since my last one.
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My bastard iMac fucked up AGAIN, this being about the 7th time I’ve had to reformat the fucking thing.
So this week I’m going to have it looked at and fucking fixed or taken away by fucking Apple who are going to pay for it, otherwise I’ll fuck the bastard in to the bin.
I can’t afford to buy a new computer, I can’t keep on fucking around with losing all my files and I’m n ot going to pay for something that is brought on by a security update. NOT MY PROBLEM.
Cunts.
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Being bored is a rather good thing, it keeps my brain open to new stimuli. Being in a string of jobs that bore the living daylights out of me and more importantly finding out that I might have to obtain new employment again is now making me consider that I should probably get on and try and do something that not only pays the bills but that keeps me awake during the day.
But supprisingly this isn’t some insightful post about 18 century musicals, in fact, it’s about porn.
I was reading an atricle on the gay facination about watching heterosexuals going at it like rabbits (see: http://www.xtra.ca/public/viewstory.aspx?AFF_TYPE=1&STORY_ID=2478&PUB_TEMPLATE_I D=7) made me have to pipe up and smash down the gay porn industry as the most boing shit to hit this earth since sliced bread was given to us by the aliens off Stargate SG-1.
–[Comment to Article]– I can see your point in your statements, however, it is worth noting that recently gay porn seems to be rather dull. I’d assume this is of course as a result of the gay for pay phenomenon but it could be that it’s glammed up to the point it’s no longer even original nor normal.
I admit I do enjoy watching a bit of the straight stuff but not because the concept of hammering away at a woman’s special place gives me a hard-on, but it’s that the men really do look like they’re enjoying themselves profusely, which is hardly what you get from an all male performance now days.
Sex is all about the situation and not just an ikea style image of part A going in to part B and repeatedly flying about until it produces part C while crying out “OH GOD YES DUDE”. Nothing I find is more off putting than a rather lovely muscle bound sex god surrounded by a plethora of genitalia with god knows how much baby glue flying around the room having the look of “I wonder what I’ll have for my tea this evening. I could order a chinese or maybe a pizza, oh, I still have that chicken and mushroom pie in the cupboard. Oh we’re done.”
Where as in straight man world you not only have the aura of masculinity shouting obscenities while aggressively going at it but he actually does look like he’s in with the programme and not off in la-la land figuring out what he needs to buy from the supermarket on his way home.
But that’s just my view on it, I could be missing some of t’internets finest pornographics if I wasn’t too cheap to cough up $19.95 a month.
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Agree or disagree I do not care, I just want to bash my meat off to some gorgeous male enjoying sex like it should be done. Is that so much to ask?
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Are also fucking pricks:
“Dear Customer,
We wanted to give you an update on the status of your order [026-8546380-7906805].
We are sorry to inform you that we have been unable to obtain the following item:
“AC Power Adaptor (Nintendo DS)”
This item has now been cancelled from your order and we can confirm that you have not been charged for it.
Please accept our apologies for any disappointment or inconvenience caused.”
So I sent this to the knob ends:
“Thank you for cancelling my order and gracefully wasting my time. I would appreciate it if you’d include some kind of other suggestion on where on Amazon I could obtain a replacement power adapter for a Nintendo DS instead of sending me a “LOLWTFBBQ UP URS COMPUTAR SAYZ NO!!!” email.”
I’m fucking wound up about this as my DS doesn’t work with out the electricity, I ORDERED a replacement it took me FUCKING AGES to get the right one of Amazon as their vague descrptions and shitty product images didn’t help at all. Now I got to find another. I can either order one from Nintendo, but I doubt they’ll have one, they might advise me to buy a new fucking DS because they’re cunts like that or I can try one of the various game shops, but what fucking chance do I have? I’ll probably have to drive 400 miles to get one, ARSE!
Fuck you Christmas, fuck you New Year and a hearty FUCK YOU UNIVERSE.
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Can shove their fucking despute resolution shit up their arse.
“LOL INVALID CLAIM, SELLER GETS OFF SCOTT FREE COS IT’S UNDAR 25.00 LOLOLOLO NOT INTARASTAD!!111”
Fuckwits.
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Occasionally I partake in the viewing of a DVD based film, this afternoon was no exception to this policy.
Having received an offer from LoveFilm for 3 free months if I return to them, I of course had to do so (seeing as they threw money at me). So I have rented an assortment of films and possibly some pornographics too, but I’m not too sure.
Anyways, I viewed the film “V for Vendela” or was it Vendetta, one can not remember. But on that lines it was safe to say it was a rather good film and you bastards better see it or I’ll show you unity through faith.
In some non-filmed activity I went off to work today to mash my keys in like a monkey and get some crap out of my way for Tuesday, after such an interesting event I went off to Tescos.
This isn’t a very good idea, you see, I have Tesco rage. I get in, I know what I want, I grab it, I pay for it and get the fuck out. But I’m always prevented from doing so from parking jerks, old people, stupid families with stupid children and thickos who think that an asile is a good place to have a chat with their trollies blocking them.
Once I left with my 6.50 worth of goods I nearly was wound up enough to kill.
Thankfully I went off and had a MacDonalds to chill my hatred of humanity, it was nice and cost me 3.33 oddly enough, crazy.
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I’m considering making a blog post, although I can’t remember what for.
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Ugh.
Computers are the biggest pain in the arse that has ever hit this stupid plane t. My iMac crashed AGAIN, so I’ve had to pull all my files off on to DVD and then finally it’s being reflashed for the 4th time this bloody year.
So my iMac is now going to be restricted to video editing only as I can’t lose all my work again. Thankfully I have this old school laptop for my email and livejournal etc on it.
It’s so very slow and nasty but hey, whatever we suffer for our art.
Also, I think everybody should paypal me 8,000 CamWhore Euros for my pain. My id is “LOLiTHINKimGETTINGmoneyFORfree@illshowmypussyforcash.com”.
What fun.
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Big up homies, aight and let me tell you the tales of christmas past.
I did nowt.
The end. Seriously.
How disapointing isn’t it? Oh well.
Although, I’m fat on chocolate now.
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Hello all my lovely people, Jesus saves with ASDA vouchers.
Anyways, I shall update you on all the glory that was my holiday later on, however, now so you know I’ve managed to work the BBS server in to distributing my blog posts for me and conviently keeping the last 1000 entries on it’s massive server like brain drive.
It’s glorious, except it tags all the emails with it’s stamp of approval. Jerk.
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Yet another test
Oh Jesus christ LJ WORK PLZ.
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I’ve resurected MadSquirrels.com from the dead, sort of.Google is now offering a beta service called “Google Apps” which I’ve shunted MadSquirrels.com on to. So now I have gmail as my mail service, Google Page Creator on the main website (I had to use a subdomain as ‘www’ still serves loads of content all over the place and I couldn’t pull it) and I’ve got a personalised start page and calendar address.So now that MadSquirrels.com is working it means all is nice in the universe. Please also visit it, it’s lovely and very retro. I’ll be updating it at some point to finish off friends and my photos pages.
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I, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS, HAVE COME TO THE RESCUE OF THE 3G FORUM!I’ve been passing through this forum and having a look at the streaming number of complaints about the new £25 administration charge for downgrading a tariff.I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but why do you think they introduced it? Is it because of the cost of bicycle pumps in Western Samoa?No, it’s because of dealers and customers taking the piss. Each network subsides the handsets, they make this back through the term of your contract, so the higher tariff you get the less you pay (which should be obvious why).So why are we so supprised that they’ve stopped this? Seriously, you take on a higher tariff, they give you not only a free phone but in most instances you get half price line rental and the minute they try and make up for the discount you received you turn around, take your line rental down to the minimum.Eventually they had to put and end to it or they’d have to raise prices else where. Considering that anything that they do will be greeted with “OMG HOW DARE YOU” I think it’s right they get the people who are doing this to pay up instead of increasing call costs or line rental for the rest of us.So do me a favour, stop bitching about how badly you’re being done by and look in the mirror for once, you’ve screwed it all for the rest of us who need to/want to downgrade our tariffs legitimately.
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Yo. Some of you will have received this from an @aol.com address, it is me. You’ll be supprised how AOL’s trend of annoying HTML tarted up emails have for once done something useful.
I couldn’t get Yahoo or any kind of email programme to do this, except AOL. How odd.
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As an avid listener to the Gay Pimp podcast when I heard the Christmas podcast I had to buy This Is NYC, Bitch! the East Village Mixtape.It’s most brilliant, more so than the song Somethin' for the Fellas (That Like the Fellas) with the line #My mussy is on fire#, it’s poetry in motion with a bit of manwhore sucking it off. I love it.BUY IT OR DIE.
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At this crazy capitalist filth time of year we should be remembering that Jesus was born in a rather bizarre tale of immaculate conceptions with other world beings (but lets face it we all know that Mary was putting it about a bit, the harlot).Speaking of harlots, I found this image rather amusing, who said the church had no humour. It’s Jesus, yeah, and a bloke off his tits on the roofies J-Dawg put in to his drink. AOLOL!Anyways, today is feeling like a saturday and this is annoying me as I’m in work. I really can’t get in the flow of things since it’s like the weekend in my head and I should be at home walking about in the nude, or possibly just my pants, depending on how much I want to make the neighbours feel uncomfortable.Oh this is becoming tiresome, I can’t think of what I was going to write. I just wish to be at home as I’m not going to be able to put up with this much longer as I’m in Saturday mode and this is totally a Friday.:o(
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My server in Dallas, gleefully nicknamed “Dallas”, has needed to be rebooterised. This in itself isn’t entry worthy.However, it’s just erected the fucking LASER SHIELD which is a bit of a problem with it being in Dallas, Texas, UNITED BLEEDING STATES OF AMERICA. Graciously my Grimnir has never done this to me. It might be because it’s a Linux box, but more than likely it’s because I’m not on a Danish National Police Database of Terrorists (ZOMG PARANOIA).UPDATE: I’ve just received an update on my ticket to the lovely people at The Planet who are assisting even though I’m on one of their Discount Tesco-Value Server packages. (tsullivan-12/21/2006 13:40:06): I have rebooted the server manually, but it appears to hang when loading the personal settings for Windows. I attempted to boot using last known good configuration, but the same symptoms are present. I will investigate this issue further and update you as soon as possible. Thanks for your patience.Amusingly, this might require me to be thankful, to which I am, for their assistance by letting them live during my eventual uprising and slaughter of the unbelievers. Or I could send cakes.
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What constantly annoys me about people is when they are complete jerks and one shining example is the jerk living in the cul-de-sac bit of my quaint Olde Englishe Roade. When I must turn my car around I have two possibilities, reverse in to a busy road or (more sensibly I find) drive down to this cul-de-sac swing my car around and go.However, when this elderly goon is out he just STARES at me while I do it, it’s beyond uncomfortable. This morning being no exception to this, he was scraping the frost off his van (why you do nothing of value you old git) as I’m reversing I slightly mis-judged it and went to the kerb. The kerb is rather small and is technically his front garden which has about 800 rather large rocks to dammage any car whom dare go near it. Having felt the resistance of the engine to climbing this small incline I realised I’ve hit the end of the road and shan’t be going back further, except this weird pensioner starts coming towards my car, staring and being old and useless.Understand I don’t have time for this petty shit, I’m allowed to use the road (hence why I pay the road tax) and if I want to deck a kerb I bloody well can, the kerb is not your garden, the kerb is the road which is paid for by people like me. Your precious grass remains untouched so piss off.
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From 21/11/2006 you’ve used over 15 MB of data on 3’s Mobile Internet service. For more info mobile.three.co.uk/3prepaywe…
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Normally I’m a rather nice chap behind the wheel, not much angers me, with of course the exception of the unbelieveably stupid. But even still I can deal with it like an adult and move out of the way and onward.
Unfortunately, I lose my rag slightly when the other party is a dribbling retard.
If you know of Chippenham or have once been through it you’ll know of what I speak later on in this venom filled post.
Cutting a story really short because I am indeed that angry still I shall end it for you. As I’m leaving Morrisons, I’m on a two way road and to my left is a one way out road, which has this road marking (see image below) altering drivers to slow down or stop and that people on the road I’m travelling on have right of way.
Now I do realise when you have the IQ of a peanut this could be confused with “GO FASTER” or “EVERYBODY ELSE IS WRONG, SMASH ‘N SUE”, which is exactly what I had to swerve and avoid at a whopping 20mph. After ending up in the right hand lane and abruptly stopping my car this fucking moron then gives me the Chippenham stare.
When you get a Chippenham stare is re-enforces the idiology that they are all indeed inbred pig fuckers without a clue, the look tells “normies” (like you and myself) that “I don not understand why you are cross with me” much like a dog would give you when you start smacking it around for no reason what so ever.
This is what really made me lose the plot, here I am on the wrong side of the road shouting at this mong through my windscreen shortly after having to partake in “smash avoidance techniques” and this fucking tard is staring at me without the slightest clue that he’s a fucking idiot.
Thankfully I was saved by the Gay Pimp’s podcast which, with great use of comedic timing, started to play a bit where they impersonate Britney Spears getting finger blasted by Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Yes, that stopped me from tearing this window licking spastic from his car and smashing his big fucking inbred face against the Give Way road markings before taking down the Give Way sign and shoving it up his chuff. Be thankful you dirty fucker that you’re able to spend another day impregnating your skank ho of a sister and taking your daddy’s penis juice like a man.
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This is why porn is the best comedy:BLACKMEN FILLING WHITE HOLES WITH THEIR DARK MEATYou ask “why is that amusing jackass?”, we’ll it’s fucking brilliant when it’s right below this image:Yes, this makes pornography the funniest shit in the world.
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Today I have good news and bad news.I shall begin with a list of some kind to stress my point of the good-bad balance.Good: I got paid today.Bad: It now means FUCKING EXPENSIVE JANURARY is now two weeks longer.Bad: I needed to find a dinner jacket really fucking quick like.Good: I did and it only cost me £35 for the entire weekend.Good: Found a car stereo for £50 at Halfords and it’s decent.Bad: Only the drivers side speaker works (I suspect probably since TrafficMaster hijacked the passenger side one, rightly assuming I’d never buy a radio for the car) and I haven’t got an aerial.Slightly Better: I do receive Radio 4.Even better: It has line in connectors, so I shall be connecting my iPod instead of having to burn all my podcasts/music downloads to CD.Worse: Since the wanky cabling has been hoisted out once or thrice in the past it means the radio won’t go in to the dash properly until I carefully slide it back down to where it belongs and lock in the thing properly, although it (hopefully) won’t slide out in the meantime.FECKING BRILLIANT: TrafficMaster have activated my SafeSpeed subscription which means I can BOMB down the Motorway and on rural Welsh roads with style and glee, ok maybe not, but it’s useful to have on those unfair ‘hidden behind the trees along with the change of speed limit sign’ cameras, although the warning sound is a pearcing noise that will make your eyes bleed unless you SLOW DOWN.
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Seriously, I’m going to go fucking spare on this cunt. From Him on Thu 14/12/06 10:26: Off work again? From Whore on Thu 14/12/06 10:31: not very well :( From Him on Thu 14/12/06 11:04: Awww :( What’s up? From Whore on Thu 14/12/06 11:55: dunno, headachey and sore :( From Him on Thu 14/12/06 12:06: Poor Ben :( Well, 55 minutes and I’m done for the week. From Whore on Thu 14/12/06 12:46: oooh early finish! From Him on Thu 14/12/06 12:51: Sort of. I’ve got loads of days to take off and can only carry a certain number over to next year. Off this afternoon, tomorrow and next Wednesday. From Whore on Thu 14/12/06 12:52: very nice, and over xmas? From Him on Thu 14/12/06 12:56: In on the last Friday, probably until 12ish, then out until the 2nd. In for one day, then off again until the 11th! From Whore on Thu 14/12/06 13:00: sweeeeeeeet what are you doing?] still rid of Kevin? From Him on Thu 14/12/06 13:05: The days at the start of January are a flying thing down near Turin again. Kevin is sort of back, until the end of January. I’m free of him for on day between now and then I think, except when I’m off in Italy. From Whore on Thu 14/12/06 13:10: blimey! why did you allow that then fella? From Him on Thu 14/12/06 13:11: Don’t ask. Moment of madness :( From Whore on Thu 14/12/06 13:13: You are going soft ;-) From Him on Thu 14/12/06 13:15: Hmmm. You going to do something to reverse that? ;) From Whore on Thu 14/12/06 13:18: I can do yes ;-) From Him on Thu 14/12/06 13:19: Promises, promises ;) From Whore on Thu 14/12/06 13:19: well you keep letting the canadian back in lol From Him on Thu 14/12/06 13:24: I’d let you in any time ;) From Whore on Thu 14/12/06 13:30: heheheWant to see a “moment of madness”? Well when I fucking smash your face in dirtbag then you’ll see one.
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Because Telewest hasn’t for the past 6 months.
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If you don’t already realise (and you probably wouldn’t have) please find the attached informative, if not sickeningly graphic.
From Him on Thu 30/11/06 15:08: He’s gone. There was an opportunity to give him a little nudge on Monday, he got all huffy, now he is gone…..well, almost. Still loads of his stuff until he moves into wherever he’s going on Sunday.
From Whore on Thu 30/11/06 15:12: wow. what prompted it?
From Him on Thu 30/11/06 15:25: Him telling the rest of the world he might be looking for somewhere in BRistol or Cirencester. I told him the sooner he fucked off the better if he hadn’t got the decency to say anything to me first.
From Whore on Thu 30/11/06 15:26: Agh! Foollish canadian!
Do you feel better for it though?
From Him on Thu 30/11/06 15:34: YUP :) Like I said, PARTY TIME!!!!!
From Whore on Thu 30/11/06 15:35: :-D How are you going to celebrate?
From Him on Thu 30/11/06 15:36: Hmmmm….let me think…….. …..by allowing you to unload? ;)
From Whore on Thu 30/11/06 15:38: yaaaaaaaaaaaaay"!
From Him on Thu 30/11/06 15:39: So, when are you around, hmmm?
From Whore on Thu 30/11/06 15:51: next week could work
From Him on Thu 30/11/06 15:51: Excellent. Let me know, I’ll be waiting ;)
From Whore on Thu 30/11/06 15:52: I bet :-p quit your job yet?
From Him on Thu 30/11/06 15:54: lol. Down on my knees, mouth open, ready and waiting! Nup. Just waiting on these bloody exam results :(
From Whore on Thu 30/11/06 15:55: and what if i want a mouth full of you?
From Him on Thu 30/11/06 16:00: You’d have to get me naked immediately!
From Whore on Thu 30/11/06 16:01: :) you do taste good
From Him on Thu 30/11/06 16:02: Eh? lol. I’ll have to control myself until then and stock up in that case ;)
From Whore on Thu 30/11/06 16:04: Heheh :-)
From Him on Thu 30/11/06 16:05: Right. You’ll be getting a hello suck :)
From Whore on Thu 30/11/06 16:06: fine by me!
From Him on Thu 30/11/06 16:10: lol. I wasn’t asking permission ;)
From Whore on Thu 30/11/06 16:12: grrrr :-D
From Him on Thu 30/11/06 16:14: I think I might behave very badly so I’ll apologise in advance :)
From Whore on Thu 30/11/06 16:17: i’ll forgive you in advance
He’s such a dirt bag, you should see some of the texts he sent me trying to make me feel bad, luckly I blagged it and made it look like I over reacted. It’s all been tarred over now, so I’m not bitter or anything as I’m dog sitting in January (I feel rather bad about not being able to see my little puppy, so it’s the best option for me to still be able to see the dogs - who are the most important in all this, they don’t understand what an asshole he is).
I’m moving in to my room in Bristol’s Eastville area, it’s lovely, although I was threatened by a 12 year old. I should have flattened the little shit then and there. Alas, hindsight.
I’m about to make a public post, don’t port comments over plz.
Oddly enough I forgot to mention, I found a rather lovely lad in Chorley who I’m quickly falling for, he’s bloody hot sex on legs but I’d like to visit him up there and see if he’s an all around sex bomb, we’ve been interwebbing and texting over the past day and seems sound so more on that another time. If he is what he seems to be you might have to buy a wedding hat (and I think I know how not to dive in to another doomed relationship kthnx).
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From Him on Sun 19/11/06 18:20: Yup. All expenses paid trip down to near Turin. The WHOLE story? Are you sure? Or just parts: - Kevin - Work - Fucked plans - People who should know better - ….etc
From Whore on Sun 19/11/06 18:22: Whole story, parts makes no sense!
From Him on Sun 19/11/06 18:23: lol. Who says the whole will make sense? ANyway the next time I think I get my home to myself if the 16th as things stand :(
From Whore on Sun 19/11/06 18:24: of December??
From Him on Sun 19/11/06 18:26: Yes. I’m going to have to do something about it……especially as I can’t wait that long! ;) From Whore on Sun 19/11/06 18:26: :-P yum yum
From Him on Sun 19/11/06 18:30: Hmm. Soon. Very soon! How the hell do I get rid of him.
From Whore on Sun 19/11/06 18:32: do you not like him anymore then?
From Him on Sun 19/11/06 18:37: I’m the cleaner. I’m the shopper and provider. I’m the free accomodation. I’m the interest free bank. I’m NOT the other half, but slightest hint I (always imagined on his part) and he goes all funny. Should I continue?
From Whore on Sun 19/11/06 18:38: My gut reaction is no, you shouldnt
From Him on Sun 19/11/06 18:42: Ok. I won’t tell you any more then :) Just want him GONE, but it isn’t that easy. Where would he go?
From Whore on Sun 19/11/06 18:44: I dunno, you did pluck him out of his home country after all :) lol
From Him on Sun 19/11/06 18:49: Hmm. Sort of.
From Whore on Sun 19/11/06 18:56: hehe, sorry :) It will be ok. If you really want him out you have to be honest with him, it is your home.
From Him on Sun 19/11/06 19:00: I’ve got the end of January in mind. He’ll know where he stands with work by then. If he’s staying on with this lot in Cheltenham it’d be easier to suggest how much closer he could be.
Well at least I was right, somehow being triumphant sucks. It does also explain a lot though. I can’t really think of anything to say tot his, except it’s nice of him to acknowledge I do things around here, or even that everything I do is “silly”, “pointless” or “stupid”. What a fucking twat.
Also, how do I avoid spitting in his face (as well as go off to my work weekend knowing he’s fucking around at home?)
Even more importantly, how the fuck am I going to afford this. Flats around where I work are like £500 pcm, I don’t have that kind of cash, I might have to move to Swindon.
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I’m starting to lose patience with this stupid woman (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wiltshire/6163020.stm), how many times does she have to be told ‘No’, more importantly how much do we have to pay out of our taxes before somebody beats it in to her empty head? I can see why she’s having a freak out about it, but seriously, she knew what she signed when they were together, he’s now pulled out (why should he have to have children with this psycho bitch when they’re seperated), numerous courts have turned her down, even the European court of human rights for fecking sake. WOMAN stop. You can have babies all you like, instead of spending 9 months up the duff then popping the little bastard out you can ADOPT unwanted children, make an existing life better instead of creating another one because you’re a selfish cow. Now get off my BBC News and get off my fucking planet.
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Oh how I loathe, er, I mean love Mondays. Traffic is slow and crap, children can’t walk so have to be driven 100 yards down the road and I spend another week being oppressed by the man to make my money. Sometimes I think being a smelly hippy would be the easiest way to live, but I’m not liking the BO or the whole poor bit.
I’ve also left a freshly activated card at work over the weekend. It surprises me it hasn’t been stolen.
In other news, work this morning had a lesbian theme to it which was just very, very odd.
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This american television abc1 stuff can be occasionally amusing. It pains me to say it though.
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I barely just made the 8pm time I quoted, TAKE THAT UNIVERSE.
The podcast will be available shortly to iTunes subscribers when feedburner does it’s update.
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Gah!
My phone just deleted my post. Jerk. Also livejournal failed to post my voice post, double jerk. And now AOLOL won’t stop harassing me for this “OPENWAVE REFRESH” and “CONNECT TO TEH AOLZ” treble jerk.
Also the podcast is still encoding, I should have possibly thought to start it at 6am. quadruple jerk.
On the brightside at least the new madsquirrels.com is done.
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The podcast is starting to encode, it’s probably going to be an hour or two before I can upload it to Dallas and make the changes to the RSS feed (which will then take a further half hour for FeedBurner to update). So expect it around 8pm.
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Oh, look it be sunday at 15:49. I think I should get on with churning out todays podcast video (which only about 3 people seem to be watching, but ho-hum*).
As madsquirrels.com is coming up for renewal I’ve decided I have to do something with it to actually be able to justify spending €10 to keep it going. So I’ve created a blog called 1337 Electric Avenue (much like my L-jay-jay) which will superseed the LJ as I have more freedom to design it. This doesn’t mean I won’t post and interact on LJ (as I post to a group of email addresses from my Yahoo! Mail!), it just means madsquirrels.com will be where I’m trying to re-focus the traffic to.
There is also a development in my Psychic Connections hotline and also there is somebody on my friends list who’s street cred has hit an unbelievable high for having such a cruel and vocal view on others that rivals my own. They know who they are and they know how proud I am of them kicking people while their down, good show! (also while you’re smashing their face in be sure to rub it in and call them “ugly smashed in face”). Unfortunately, unless this individual chooses to tell you their identity then I’m afraid it will go to the grave with me. Sorry that’s life (or death as the case may be).
I also appear to have a denist appointment next monday (27th) morning. Oh joy.
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MTV Dance has this text ticker thing, amusingly it was full of “DAVE LOVES…”, one came up as “DAVES LUVZ NICK” so as the comedy genius I am I wrote back in “NICK TEH HOT, DAVE XX”.
Unfortunately I was foiled by MTV two fold. It first took about half an hour to go to air and when it did I found my mugshot looking back it me from the tellybox.
If I wern’t already a gayer I’d be mortified to think how many people around the country now think I’m a gayer.
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If you’re currently subscribed to my podcast you’ll be bound to get this shortly, but if you’re not visit:
and watch the advertisement!
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Bingo Bling is a bit broken at the minute. as the style sheets and images are located on a domain that’s experiencing a slight dns problem. i’ve moved dns servers and re allocated it to the us server as it’s north american targeted. so i’ll upload it again from home.
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As some of you might be aware myself and had a “soft launch” of but since you are all bastards and didn’t FEED MY VOICEMAIL I’m afraid I had to unleash it to the masses. Sorry.
But I shall fill you in on the score.
I’m going to create a video podcast called Psychic Connections which will be feed to your ipod, itunes, generic podcast receiving unit and uploaded to Seven Online, I shall be masquerading as Madame Asbolynda Shalontra LaRue Kontiquah Jackson and I will be doing my psychics on a live telephone call, so more messages = more content.
At the minute I’m restrained by the financials and also the lack of stock at FancyDress.com of this attire:
So if you see one online LET ME KNOW.
If anybody has a purpose to be cruel to others PLEASE by GOD’S NAME spread the psychic hotline number of 0117 911 8747. It’s a Bristol number so you HAVEN’T ANY EXCUSE NOT TO.
Or contact my pubic[sic] relations agency The Flying Nun (web site to be changed laters).
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I’m so much holier than thou. Await further photos next week and possibly a video series where I heckle people.
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JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST LIVEJOURNAL, IT IS VALID UTF-8 UP YOUR PIPPING STANDARD.
The podcast feed was fixed, well sort of.
I’ve downloaded FeedForAll which I shall be purchasing (for GBP22) in 30 days time. It’s fixed it and I’ve had to move the feed address. But with the magic of Apache, the current feed location will bounce you off to FeedBurner which will track all my glorious downloads, as I’m sure people are watching/listening. I see that Dallas’s bandwidth is going up in video sized proportions so somebody must be dowloading it (unless it’s my itunes, CRY).
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The podcast has been updated.
But I managed to semi-break the feed. Which should be fixed. I also might need to have a bit of a sit down and check how to notify of an update to the feed url to iTunes.
But for now it’s back up again, working.
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Slightly more camp than a Latvian Eurovision entry, but not by much.
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VersaForward has started to forward my Yahoo! Mail, but it turns out there is a slight conflict with my gmail filters. Oops.
I’ve fixed it by using my other gmail account (I hope!) I just need to wait for it to go in to effect.
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It doesn’t sound like it’s going too well for bush and his ‘republican massive’. All empires come to an end eventually but this one is faster than the king who managed only to last a year in power before the end of his reign!
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So I fixed the vox thing because it were pants, but the only way I could do that was by creating a new livejournal account and authorising it. Gargh.
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0844 484 7319 (5p/minute goes to a voicemail account of my own, leave a message of some kind and I might just include it in my podcast in some form).
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I’m going to subscribe to VersaForward (www.versaforward.com) to collect my Yahoo! Mail and pass it along to my gmail account.
Why this complex operation you ask? Well the NEW AND IMPROVED BUT MOSTLY NEW Gmail client for mobiles (visit gmail.com/app on your mobile to download) work’s with 3’s Mobile Web 30, where as collecting and sending email as my Yahoo! account on 3mail.com doesn’t work any more since they force it to come from your 3Mail account.
So by getting VersaForward to grab a copy (leaving it on Yahoo! so I can still use the Yahoo! Mail interface) and sending it to my gmail which I have by default to send as my yahoo account I can collect and reply to my email on my mbile as well as keeping the goodness of Yahoo!
Granted I’ll have two copies and my sent items won’t synchronise properly, but whatever. Gmail has nearly 3GB of space so I don’t need to worry and who ever checks their sent mail folder? Certainly not I!
Hopefully they won’t notice I did a trial with them earlier….
But HEY, whatevar.
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WHY ARE YOU SUCH A PRICK APPLE?
My iMac has been utter fucking bollocks for the past month, randomly not working and being a general nusance. Now the cunting thing refuses to load Java, more importantly the JavaViewer for GotoMyPC.com. Now I can’t fucking well access THE FUCKING SERVER.
Cock ass fucking ass pussy WHORE.
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Oh what a day!
I don’t know why, it just was. The best part of it being mocked by trafficmaster. How unfunny.
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Annoyingly spammers have attacked my MSOL.dk contact form so my AOLOL account is full of spam sent through Grimnir. SAD.*
Also, it be friday and it’s getting near to doing my weekly podcast which means another fucking 90 minutes trying to beat IIS with a dead cat to under-fucking-stand the concept of MIME types. But I’m not bitter.
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I’m getting an omen to my horrific death.
A cuntish prick in a Gold Audi is going to kill me in another pointless and dangerous overtake.
I know this because for the third time within the last two months he nearly did it AGAIN.
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I’ve officially lost my payment card today (of non-descript value) it will be sadly missed. Oddly enough I think I might be running foul of a treason charge for it as it were a Union Jack/Union Flag [chose your side and shut up] card. Hopefully they’ll re-send the new one with the same design or I’ll suicide.
I’ve also had to send out some emails saying “you ain’t getting no cash ‘ho”, thankfully the responses have been “ok, we lub roo” rather than “bitch, don’t make me have to pry it from yo dead fingaz”.
Oh how I like being this gangsta, it makes me feel like a real man.
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A traffic warden approached a man parking his car. “You can’t park there, that’s a disabled bay” He said “But I am disabled” The warden replied “Really, what with?” “Fucking Tourettes you cunt,” replied the man. “Now piss off.”
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Posted it to Vox only I’m afraid. I do normally post to all from my Yahoo! Not! 2GB! Mail! to ensure both are content synchronised, but I kind of took liberty on this one.
Sorry.
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Why am I the only one on Vox who likes making suicide?
On an unrelated note, I probably should have added this to my previous post titled Woman, drop the gun but then that would be counted as efficiency and you don’t pay me enough for that kind of business.
Tomorrow I think I might do the Tescos 2.5 mile walk depending on the state of the Yoofs, being mugged in a subway while wandering the streets of an increadibly posh town won’t do much for my street cred and quite frankly I don’t have the time to kick around a few pentioners to get my cred back.
Speaking of random things, I’m getting the feeling I might have forgot to do something at work. Thankfully I’m not important enough to have forgot to set the alarms and thus breaking the stock exchange and a string of data protection laws at the same time, but I’m sure it was slightly important enough for me to have known better. Oh well.
Also, I’m now on a Tesco’s diet. Basically I’ve got about 56p to last me untill the 25th (and I still need to buy a nuns outfit mind) so I shall be sourcing only Tesco’s finest instant noodles and yoghurt pots at an appatising 8p each. As you can tell I’m pure class me. And speaking of class from my bump not only do I have to pry back the bumper but I also managed to break one of my side lights, literally only a fortnight after they replaced the bulb at my cost. I’m starting to wish I had my Micra back.
Now back to my evening of GAY DISCO.
ps. this better be HT-Bloody-ML on my interweb posts.
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Clicking around my Yahoo! Ireland! Mail! Which! Cost! Me! Twelve! Quid! For! The! Year! Buthasn’tfuckingwellupgradedto1GBandisbloodywellstillbroken! I found “Stationary - a benefit of your premium subscription”. Much like my missing gigabyte of storage space there is nowt there.
Oh well.
Anyways, in other news we’ve acquired a hire van parking at the side of the house. This isn’t normally a problem since it isn’t double yellowed or anything, but it’s just an annoyance AS IT’S FUCKING MASSIVE and kind of blocks the road (and the neighbours from right across from leaving their drive). We don’t know who is responsible for it, but I might leave a pipe bomb in it tomorrow morning (I was never one to mince my words, I feel the direct approach is always best).
I also haven’t receive my insurance documentation, which is a bit worrying as I’m being charged a mystical sum (I think 1.08p/mile) but I can’t be sure if they don’t send me the fucking certificates. I may also send a pipe bomb with December’s payment (and lets face it, if it blows up in the sorting office I still make some kind of point to somebody).
While I’m at it, anybody have a need for a pipe bomb? I get them on discount if I order in apocalyptic quantities.
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It’s getting rather spicy here at work.
I’m here on my own out of the fault of the universe, so I’m on my own picking up 5 phones in this office then another potential 15 if the building starts to overflow. This is unfortunately probably going to be one of those days, so I shant be planning much work I’m afraid.
I had another play with the SatNav service (I’m so going to get my 30 day trial out of them), but I think more out of needing another voice to listen to as a replacement for radio. Mmmm radio.
Speaking of such I’m going to pull my mini-battery powered one from my car shortly as I can’t be stuck in silence all day now can I?
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Why do I need to reset the MIME types everytime I load another video on to the IIS server?
Answers on a postcard to:
Why are you such bastards? c/o Microsoft Bin 3 (Paper and Cardboard) London Borough of Hammersmith Waste Management Services London
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My server in Dallas is a whore to the Nth degree. Podcast 2 isn’t working, not like the bastard thing doesn’t know the fecking mime type for it already. Jerk.
I’ll try to Remote Desktop in to it and find out why it’s being a knob, but no promises. Everything might have to be lunged upon Grimnir (who is a bit spastic about passive ftp ports).
UGH, WHY INTERNET WHY?
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A beautiful blue eyed boy working for Exodus who’s interests include:
I like the style of the far right. Start a blog with a chappie who makes other chappies blow their stack and go on about EX-GAYDOM FREE YOURSELF FROM TEH GHEY! Could you make your JESUS-trolling even more obvious?
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After my pay as you drive box which can sing as well as dance was installed this morning I’ve been dying to abuse it HARDCORE.
As I’ve got 30 days on the SatNav free I might as well try it and have them send me home. As it’s operated by TrafficMaster I’m hoping it will find some genius way around and allow me to avoid the traffic.
I’ve decided I’m going to pay the £10 a month for the Speed Camera detection service and black spot warning stuff and do the SatNav on a pay as you go basis as I’ve already got a TomTom but it’ll be useful to have some credit on the account for a route I expect to be riddled with traffic and such.
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I had to laugh when I saw this, somebody in an obvious tizzy to find a projector didn’t quite click where my jacket was placed in to. This is how comedy starts (ironically this is also the same way a pub punch up starts).
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It always amazes me that people can be so unbelievably thick.
Like this morning, on my usual 30 mile jaunt to work I’ve passed through varying amounts of fog but all of them had one thing incommon, you absolutely needed at minimum to have your dipped headlights and fog lights on or you had no chance.
This logic of course wasn’t stopping anybody, 10 out of 20 couldn’t be arsed to use their fog lights, but at least had the courtesy to use their lights. However, a further 5 couldn’t be bothered to use their dipped headlights but at least opted for their side lights (not as if that was any use to anybody, but whatever). But shockingly around 3-4 people were so think they didn’t even use any form of lights, amusingly there were also driving grey/silver cars and deserve to perish in a flaming car smash.
Why do people think “oh it’s a bit foggy I think I’ll make myself blend in to the background”? Seriously, download the common sense patch or have the decency to do something stupid and get off the planet.
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Podcast Video Here: monkeybox.vox.com/library/v…
I think I might do one a day but only publish weekly as it takes bleeding ages to put together and also I think it’s entirely possible to lose the plot with the size of the files. So I’ll do phone posts internittently then the big one on Sat or Sun as it seems most logical.
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The podcast is fully set-up now, if you want to keep track of it in a podcast thingy use this link: rss.plasticrobot.tv/podcast.r…
Or wait until I post here.
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I’m just encoding yesterdays podcast in to mp4 and uploading it to Grimnir. Then I shall post todays shortly sweet podcast.
Good morrow.
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I’ve slowly been getting bored with the Internet. At first it was bloody grate as the LiveJournal was new and I was an Internet superstar (well truth be told I was 16 and had a cracking ass which brought all the boys to the yard). Unfortunately for me as is the tale with all superstars I live fast and died young, with the exception of actually finishing of with the whole death thing.
Instead I left my fast paced media career and moved on to desk jobs, slapped on some fat and angered lesbians. OH GOD WHY?
Obviously I’ve got myself stuck in a rut and have been for quite sometime now, which is a shame since I am fucking superstar material and you better bloody well believe it. So I must make this end and resume my course of stardom and leaving behind the best damn corpse you ever cracked one off over. My first step as a recovering boring git is to lose the weight. Being fat is shit in such an unbelievably bad way. You feel crap so you eat and eating loads makes you fat. Can we all see the inherent unfairness in this system?
I’s become obvious I’ve got little to no will power so next to bulimia and anorexia I’m shit out of luck, although if I did go down that path I could start posting pics of my skeleton on pro_ana communities, OMG I SO WANT TO BE AN PRO_ANA SUPERSTAR, which also works out for me as I’d like to find a rich doctor, better get that BUPA scheme set-up before I go all skinny and refuse to eat, I’ll never find a rich doctor on the NHS.
But in all seriousness I need to cut back on the fat ass foods and go from 18 meals a day to one. Yes, seriously one. Where I work is 1.3 miles away from a whopping large Tesco, so every day I shall walk and buy my lunch from there. That gives me 1 hour of continuous walking (which is good cos I’m not fucking well walking 30 miles to work and 30 miles back KTHNX) plus whatever I can motivate my big fat jumbo ass back into.
My second step to my road to recovery is getting back in to my fast paced media career, my brain is dead from data entry and inactivity which is so not cool. I am a very creative guy and when I get my confidence I can be a real jerk too which fits in surprisingly better than you think (oh and I have no morals either). But that requires me to save up so I can work somewhere for free for bleeding ages, which is so totally in the life script.
And then following back from that is becoming the Internet star I was years ago with my cracking ass and fast paced media career, then I shall be on top (or bottom if required - call for rates).
Oh to be me again.
Now I’ve completely managed to ADD off course and can’t remember what I was going to write, so I must bid you farewell and all that malarkey. Now get of my fucking potatoes you hear?!
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Decide this conundrium for me minions: bingobling.blogspot.com/2006/11/b…
Post upon thr Bingo Bling with your replies.
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….. nothing will ever out live my livejournal, then you must visit (and love)
Bingo Bling
Thank you and Good ‘morrow
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Today I walked past a girl, her mum and oddly enough a priest. The girl was autistic (or something) and was laughing and being rather happy, which is bound to get on my tits regardless. But it made me think, she’ll probably never comprehend on how much of a shitty fucking place this planet is and she’ll always be that happy girl bouncing down the street laughing. It kind of makes even hardend Sociopath like myself think about it all (but not ending it, you fucking pricks aren’t getting off that easy).
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It is so cold in here, so much so I can’t feel my fingers so my typing is well wonky.
The heading is deaded :o(
TEXT ME SOME LOVE INTERNET!
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SAW III too fucking crazy.
I can see this happening. As an avid fan of horror even I almost had to walk out of the cinema (excluding the time I went to get bottled water), at points it was too hardcore.
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The universe decided to slap me, rather hard and with irony.
I hate the universe.
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Me and another famous LiveJournal Superstar have come up with LiveJournal Seance ().
If you would like to participate in our madness ring 0845 388 3265 (or 1800 351 8701 from the US/Canada) and press 9. Either somebody (read: me) will pick up the line or if not leave a message.
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It appears my Passport account for MSN is shagged. So please would you be most kind to add: to your MSN, or even kevin.costelloe on Yahoo! Instant! Messenger!
(fyi: it is a @hotmail.co.jp account)
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I was trying to dial an outside number from my work phone and it freezes which it can do occasionally. What number do you think it dialed when it came back to life?
999
Shitting cunt bollock fuck bags.
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I’ve just bought 10,000 Iraqi Dinars. 200 Iraqi bank notes should be showing up at my door at some point.
And before you ask, no, I’m not investing silly amounts of money in to a currency that will probably bomb out (literally) in the next 30 days. I’m buying for novilty value (and lets face it, what I’m spending is only about 2 1/2 pints of your average student grade lager). This month it’s 50 denominations, next 250, then 500, etc, etc. It’s just the 50 demominations happen to come in packs of 200.
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Hooray! I’ve just bashed £14 out of the credit card to go and see Saw III in the Cinema on Saturday afternoon. Oddly enough it’ll be a bit of an early start for me.
First I must awake which will be around 8am, then leave at around 9am and collect Mr. Boyzici at around 10:something and arrive at Cribs Causeway hopefully around 11, which will probably be the case since traffic is just a bastard with thanks from The Mall.
Although now that I’ve just typed this, I had a look at the RAC website, it says it’s only 12 minutes from the abode of Mr. Boyzici. So not as early as expected. Hooray!
See also: bored.
Also, LiveJournal this IS a valid UTF-8 Something or other, bitch.
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I have attempted to send money to Canada using the power of Western Union.
Although I’ve been foiled and had nothing but DRAMA for the past two days. Slightly unamused.
If we went with my orignal plan of a fairly expensive bank transfer it would be sat in her account now. DURR.
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Attention all, as you clearly know I fucking hate NatWank, more importantly I hate having to PAY to be abused by them. So I’ve located their GEOGRAPHIC number (which will bypass their 0845 malarky) for their automated/customer services line. It be:
0121 236 8837
Please use it CONSTANTLY.
Love you long time.
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The toilet seats at work are all broken to the point of having a sit down becomes similar to riding a crazed bull and trying to keep steady.
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My MSN has completely wanked out on me, I can get it on the mobile but LOL takes PRESHUS DATA!
If you’ve got NuMSN with Yahoo! Capabilties! Add! Me! kevin.costelloe
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I’m beginning to lose my rag with this shit.
Every weekend he’s off to fucking Brighton, he gets back and I get nothing but amateur dramatics. But this has been a long time comming I think.
On his birthday I kept tabs on the date for the whole month, got up at 6am like I usually do, go off to work, spend about an hour down the high street trying to get something rather appropriate and I get home at around 6:30pm (again as usual). I give him his birthday card and all I fucking get is “you were the last to remember”.
I’m just like “bitch what now?”, he doesn’t get up until about 8:15 every morning and only works within about a 10 minute drive and he’s telling me off for “being the last to remember”. I DON’T FINK SO.
So I put it to one side and ignore his bitch ass, until my car gets back. Then I wangle him in to spending the rest of his “quiet” birthday evening with his hands down my boot trying to figure out why my lights aren’t working. But of course that lesson in “I’m not having your shit” wasn’t quite learned.
Over this weekend I left my wallet at work, on my desk, 30 miles away. My car had about 5 miles of petrol in it and I had a whopping 67p on me in cash. The obvious problem with this senario is that the banks are closed and I ain’t got shit on me. I ring him and ask “do you have any kind of money in the house, I need to go in to Ciren to get my wallet, I’ve got money but I can’t get it out of a branch and my card is in my wallet”. I mamage to get £4.72. Good enough for me.
I get my wallet back, but some shit at the Sainsburys, return home.
Today when HRH gets in I get the usual shit, four hours of sulk because I’m obviosuly such a fucking birden on his social life (oh wait, I can’t be since he’s always fucking off in Brighton, maybe he might want to look in a mirror, I can’t do shit fuck all because I HAVE TO LOOK AFTER THE FUCKING DOGS).
The first fucking thing he says is “Why did you have to go to Cheltenham (shows you how much he listens) to get your wallet? Couldn’t you wait until Monday (again, listening aspect)”. Under normal circumstances I probably would have beat the mother fucker down to the floor for even suggesting my life is a dismal waste of time, but I was caught off guard and only came back with “because I had to go out and do things, like go to Sainsburys” and he replies “Why?”
Well why fucking not?
So I’ve been trying to ignore him until he calms down before I consider something like pouring bleech in his food, because lets face it, I’m seriously considering a hearty round of Domestic Violence™. I might slap him around with an iron and scream “BITCH WHY YOU BLEEDING? BITCH WHY YOU BLEEDING?” and answer his statements with “WHY?”.
And now just to push my buttons (or potentially a glass in his face) he’s on the phone to his little brighton massive being rather cheerful.
I have a feeling I might start looking for dirt cheap flats again, I’m getting really sick of this shit.
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I wish to obtain a netgear skype phone. i’ve just had a play with skype and it seems worth it, plus the phone is rather nice. if i have any money left (which i highly doubt) i may seek one.
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I’ve had a play with iWeb - Chekket: www.madsquirrels.com
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Who what now?
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You have received an MMS message. To see the message correctly, you will need to view this message in a graphical email application.
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I’ve been having good thoughts about what i can do with the bbs when i move it to america. it’s a good idea as i’ll have loads of room for more echoes, usenet groups and email. as well as a tonne of useless bandwith to host a large old school file area. i’ll also be looking to add some more doors so if you remember one from the good old days email me and i’ll see if i can set it up on the new system. i’m quite hoping for this to go live by month end. then i can leave the internet behind and stay in a land of people with thought and idea. you should try it. on the current incarnation i’ve got both usenet and dove net feeds and you can tell the difference between the two worlds.
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I’m probably going to start war on a sovereign nation. i’m frustrated, irritated and should have been to bed about an hour ago. i’ve offered a choice for a meal but after being spoken to like i’m a nobody you either fucking eat it or i feed it to the dogs.
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I’ve updated the bingo bling blog. visit it now.
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What a night, did a drunken phone call, have gave out my livejournal login details for all to hear, took some photos and was threatened by a bull dyke. So now I wait at chez ici for the drink to wear away so i can go home and get the dogs, finish cleaning the wok, move the cars around and hide in bed until monday morning. I’ll also post photos to bingo bling now. <– Lie, will do later
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The Pwners Manual of the Jimny says my front tyres should be 23psi and my rear should be 28psi. I think it’s telling me lies. The micra was 32psi front and 28psi back.
I think I might need to nip in to Halfords and skim through a Haynes manual for reassurance.
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Today has been busy and I’ve had a touch of serious road rage. I had to buzz in to Chippenham which should have taken me around 15 minutes at 9am on a saturday morning. But it didn’t, it took half an hour because EVERYBODY was insisting on doing 35-40 in a 60, I get past one and there is another up ahead, this in itself wasn’t too bad but it was the fact I had to be there and out by 9:45 to take the other car in to the garage. So that made life worse and then the idiot behind me trying to overtake me while I’m trying to deal with the fucking idiots in front.
On the way back I lost my rag and started shouting at a moped trying to race me, I got so sick of his shit I got around him at a dual lane part of the road and left him there trying to continue his fruitless race. Although I’m impressed he managed to keep it going at 60!
Then taking the other car through to the MOT centre was a complete nightmare. The police were in full force which is an indicator I’m on shakey ground here. The Road Traffic Act allows you to take a car with not MOT to a pre-booked appointment which is fine, but I’m not so sure if the fact the car was SORNed (Statutory Off Road Notification) was factored in to it. So I’ve taken it to the closest MOT centre possible, on the way there I passed THA PO-LEECE and kind of expected a swing around and some HARDCORE BLUE LIGHT ACTION.
But it didn’t. Win!
Also, I just got the call mid way through this post and I’ve gone to collect the car, it passed and only needed £33.60 in work (plus £45 for the MOT). HUZZAH!
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My computer is completely shagged and i need to do an apple care job on it. until then i’ve got to pay for low quality porn on my mobile, do my yahoo! on my mobile and everything on the mobile. not amusing.
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As I mentioned below Aunt Yvonne died, nobody bothered to tell me and it’s yet another person in this god for saken family I’ll now never meet (but will suffer having to hear stories about what a wonderful person she was and how I would have got on with her, and before you ask we’re all the same in my twisted group of humanity it seems).
Not like I’m irritated or anything. Further more I’ve never been witness to such bollocks in my life: ….. You are in Gods hands now.
This most certainly is completely uncharacteristic and is beyond cliche, if you’re going to say something say it from your own being and not a bloody hallmark card. Again, so not taking this personally.
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It turns out my aunt Yvonne died on 5 October.
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I’ve redone my website as I’m still in my LOL INTARNAT SUX0RS mood, I’ve basically mashed together all my RSS feeds (moblog: Bingo Bling, moblog: My Gallery, blog: LJ) in to one handy website.
View it, mash it, love it.
Also, if you want LJ (or another news reader) to keep up with it, the feed is located here: ms.mmn.on.ca/feed/
Now I can post to all three through the various methods and not have to keep up a website. Win.
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On tonight’s Law and Order they’re in “Prague” which is a poor mock up of some posh New York suburb. You’d think with such a strong brand they would splash out and use the real thing or at least a German city.
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…. get absolutely stinking drunk.
I’ve got nobody with me this evening, which is sad-ish, but at the same time the car is off insurance tomorrow so I can’t actually do anything until Monday when it’s back on a one day policy, so I can’t drive anywhere and I’m not in the mood to walk 10 miles to go to Tescos.
So I can get stonkingly pissed tonight, have a lost day tomorrow anyway and not need to binge again until next weekend with (which is why I should test my alcohol tolerance tonight me thinks).
Expect texts this evening.
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If the Americans wern’t already so very good at invading Eye-Rack and spelling “Muslim” as “Moslum” I’ve now heard it all.
ABC News refered to an “Iraqi” as “Rackey”. How unprofessional.
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After getting yet another virus on the BBS PC I think I might just abandon t’internet. It bores me now, I do something, I get a virus, I put up a website, somebody defaces it, I check my email and I get 800 messages trying to get me to buy dodgy phamasetuicals (and that’s with three layers of spam filtering).
The internet isn’t cool anymore, the intenet is one big jerk.
I’ll still be doing my “technical” things on the internet (don’t worry Jonska!) and also one other project I got on the go. I shall also be interacting on the LJ.
Other than that I’m retreating to the BBS world in my own little corner of the jerk-o-net with my “echoes” and crazy usenet feeds, where everything is done with text only.
The usual email will work, I check my Yahoo! on the mobile and it’ll forward a copy to the BBS email.
Good morrow!
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I’M SO MORALLY OUTRAGED, ONLY THE EXPRESS STANDS FOR TRADITIONAL VALUES!!!11.
Daily Mail runs subtle OUTRAGE peice, morons flock to t’internet and become MORRALLY OUTRAGED. The cycle is now complete.
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I hate the internet. Some kn0b took one of my old disused domains [that expired], which is fine (vivre la capatalism). However, now it seems to be causing conflict with one of my other domains, which is slightly shitty.
Between the registry and the registrar they’re being bumholes about changing the details even though the email address changed hands years ago, so I’ve been waiting and waiting for the domain to come free again so I can get my old email address to fucking do something about my current problem.
But every year this internet mastermind foils me: Name Michael Yack Job Title Visionary Postal Address Unit112 1122 Finch Ave West Suite Unit 18 Toronto ON M3J 3J5 Canada Phone 4167719575 Fax Email mikey@fabuloussavings.com
I’ll fucking visionary you.
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3 Music Store.
3 have released a web version of their music store, I’d abuse it but they only use Windows Media format and only support Winhoes. But one good feature is any music bought on the mobile can be re-downloaded up to 3 times, so if I upgrade or my phone is stolen (less than 3 times) I can get all me choonez back!
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I’ve got the wig, I’ve got the boobs and now I need to get a bra (as the photos will show one of my boobs slipping out of place) so I’m going to find a shop that will take my story of going to a fancy dress party as a crack whore. Alternatively, I can just buy a tape measure and work out my bra size and do a grab and buy at M&S.
I also need to get a wig net thingy for my hair and I know a joke shop that might have them.
Also, haven’t shaved for about 3 days, so nothing says ‘lovely lady’ like a 5 o’clock shadow.
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Cows jump insuffiently small and rather shit gate, comedy ensues. Best picture I could get unfortunately.
Although it was rather amusing to see two business men (who drove rather expensive cars) jumping out and trying to round up the cows.
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I made myself look such a twat in a completely legitimate circumstance. I was driving through the packed town centre crossed a roundabout and these two rocket scientists started to cross the road. Now this in itself isn’t a problem, however, when you look away from traffic as you start to cross thinking it’s clear, then you deserve everything you get.
I slowed down and stopped and as they reached the island I thought, wait a minute, you just crossed my path and I saved you from being thrown 30ft down the road. You should be aware of my existance, so I toot my horn. Mind you the orignal instance has passed so I made myself look like a 4x4 driving toss bag.
But at least I made my road safty point, even if she did just stare at me blankly.
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So far today I have foiled the bank and they’ve paid me earlier than expected, so I’ve paid my bills (ish) and have put £100 of this months money towards this project. I intend on buying hair (wig), boobs, bras (to keep the £50 boobs on my person) and a Bloody Mary gothic make up kit. Next month will be boots, tops and trousers/dress.
The wig I’ve invested £26 in to is this:
I wanted a full length black one of just that, but they were out of stock, so I’ll get it another time.
edit: just bought the boobs:
I took the big boobs option. Potentially this might turn slightly Elvira-esque.
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DO NOT SPREAD THIS FURTHER, THIS IS QUALITY DRAMA WAITING TO EXPLODE.
I’ve had a hidden ‘troll’ account called Stabby Sally hiding in my computer’s vast filing system of drama. But recently I’ve been thinking, what could I do to raise the bar of internet dramatics (and lets face it, grassing some tard up to his gaffa isn’t exactly it).
So last week I woke up (as you do) and for some bizzare reason (probably being half asleep) I had a semi-dream/thought. I was in the One Stop down the road in full gothic drag buying a some fags and heckling the till girl with “I’m so totally not 16, you like shouldn’t be selling me these. What? You’re predijuced I’m a gothic” (I’m quite obviously 23).
And on my way in to work I developed this train of thought on what to do and how to do it. And that’s when the spark hit (well it was a bee actually and a fucking large one at that) I shall create in living form Stabby Sally (or Sally Jacobs as the non-gothy name be) an angsty goth girl from Milton Keynes with a fairly decent progressive/industrial goth look, mouth like a sailor and a dry burning wit that will smash all foes. I’m also looking to fill her with constant contradictions and a loathing of Milton Keynes.
Now that I got the base of this character I need to bring her to life. Obviously the internet side is easy, even a mong can smash words in to a keyboard and get a livejournal meme. Not so easy is the cam whoring, photo rating and eventual public appearences of Sally (youtubed of course!).
So this is where you lot come in, there are only a couple of girls on this filter and I need you help most. As a man I’m not quite up on the concept of ‘foundation’ and other make up things. I’ve got a clear image what I want to do but no technical know how. So if anybody has tips or would be willing to spend some time with me while I put on the lippy like a clown then by all means lets do it.
I’ve also managed to source myself some bazongas, although I’m torn between the D and DD. Advice plz heterosexual males as sizing isn’t exactly my expertise either. The other thing is finding gothy clothing, I’ve found a merkin site but unfortunately they only seem to do X-small on all the stuff I like, so anybody who lives near a decent high street if you see an independant shop with goth like attire let me know.
I know I could pull this off as a rubbish one off, but I’ve got such a clear vision of how to do this that I can’t really settle for ‘fat bloke in a dress’. I’d prefer if you kept this under your hat as it would ruin any gothy streetcred I can get before laying in to the blows of subtle humour and contradiction while making a mockery of a subculture for my own (and hopefully others) amusement.
And before I forget the website www.stabbysally.com has progressed slightly, so there be some legitimacy to my madness.
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This morning some dim spark decided to overtake me on a roundabout and nearly take off the drivers wing of my car to get precious metres before me in his race to glory. However, upon completion of this moronic move I realised the idiot was driving in a company van with the phone numbers, company name and a rather memorable number plate.
Being a vengeful God I thought this evening I might ring them up and conference the call in with LiveJournal voice post and humiliate my foe through his employer’s voicemail unit. Now minions VOTE NOW on the poll of SMITE!
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Hello crazy internetska people!
For informations of the communications of the voiceulations you may obtain me on 1800 351 8701 or if you’re local to the Toronto dialing codes, 647 477 2682. Anybody who knows me in real world will have my [UK] geographic (or [UK] mobile) number, but if you don’t this will have to suffice as the magic of voice over ip says I can receive calls from the baying mobs.
Call it anytime day or night as I’ll have the system bouncing calls off to answerphone if I’m a sleep or away.
Good morrow!
Friends posted to filter US/Canadians from the Barmy Army.
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Hello crazy internetska people!
For informations of the communications of the voiceulations you may obtain me on 0845 388 3265. Anybody who knows me in real world will have my geographic (or mobile) number, but if you don’t this will have to suffice I’m sad to say in the event you turn out to be an axe murdering stalker.
Call it anytime day or night as I’ll have the system bouncing calls off to answerphone if I’m a sleep or away.
Good morrow!
Friends posted to filter UK individuals from the johnny foreigners.
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Suddenly, it’s clear why Harvey has taken such interest to a section of the garden.
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When you change the people from brown to white and the name of the diety they pray to, it’s still a Martyr Video and no doubt when Kaytleen-Anne-Bobby-Jo straps up to suicicde bomb a Bhuddist temple we can all fondly remember when the world was less crazy.
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My local council is not going to see the humour in this.
complaint: My black wheelie bin hasn’t been collected due to strike actions. Normally I can withstand such inconviences, however, since the bin has been sitting there for over a fortnight with some mouldy cheese and chicken bits, it’s managed to evolve in to a new life form that IS TRYING TO KILL US ALL!
contacted-before: No who-spoke-to:
how-affected-by-council-actions: Minor inconvience due to the bin creature uprise and iron fisted approach to ruling our estate. Also, my mum has suffered from a mild case of fatal wounding attempting to escape from these creatures.
action_requested: Tame the bin creatures and intigrate them in to human society…. …. or bin genocide, which ever is most cost effective.
name: Mrs Martha Anderson address: 3 Burton Road (off Burton Lane) Burton-upon-Burton Burtonshire postcode: SN12 6AA email: westsideaight@vxm.cc daytime-telephone-number: 0870 471 2728
* Thank you, your form has been submitted
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I’M SO TRAUMATISED ABOUT COFFEE!!!1111 I’m suing!
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LOL Royal Mail.
I had to pick up an ebay parcel this morning and seeing as the mail and my local council are ALL OUT TO GET ME I had to arrive early enough to miss the “LOL 40p PARKING” and the usual morning rush in the delivery office of all the people who “wern’t there when we called” riiiiight.
So now I got my ebay stuff and managed to arrive slightly too early. SAD FACE.
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Any particular reason my iTunes Music Store is quoting prices in Danish Kroner? Also, it appears behind the cat I shall be the last one to know. Stupid fucking cat.
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As you can see I’m trying to set-up email from work but without the bit that displays the company name and registered address as that would be kind of creepy.
Right now as I’m in early I’m watching ITV1 on my mobile (isn’t GMTV shite?).
Anyways, now to flee the scene of crime!
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—–Original Message—– From: Kevin Costelloe
Sent: 11 September 2006 08:25 To: ‘madsquirrel@post.livejournal.com’ Subject:Now with the double line.
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Yo this is just a test of the testing system.
[corporate email policy disclaimer here]
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Oh my god. I almost died in a firey blaze of glory leaving Swindon.
Went on to the M4 and as I was going down the slip road I clocked a lorry following a caravan quite closely in the left hand lane (being the lane I needed to merge in to. Obviously the lorry driver is completely oblivious to my existance so I take the foot off the accelerator and hope he recognises the internationally known indicator (remember there is construction at J15 so the hard shoulder is out of bounds and gleefully kept obstructed. So as I’m nearing the bottom of the slip road it’s become crystal clear this guy doesn’t know I exist and since nobody is behind me I brake. Then he finally notices me and moves in to the middle lane. Yeah, cheers, that helped. Not.
So now I’m stuck on the slip road, can’t use the hard shoulder to speed up and sitting there or reversing is completely out of the question. So I have to wait until a sizeable break in traffic and waz the bastard down the left hand lane (as this lorry had about 6 followers who of course were right up his ass) and hope I hit 60 in mere seconds. It worked.
I’m not a statistic of road deaths. Ace.
Then of course in Chippenham some kid wearing nothing but black nearly stumbled in to the road and right under my tyre. Avoided that potential road death too.
Is the universe testing my driving skillz? WTF? BBQ? ?
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Blogger is a prick. I tried to swap my blogspot to be hosted on my server, it shanked out and didn’t work (ie it was whinging about missing folders LOL CREATE THEM!!!111) Anyways, to cut a long boring story short I lost my blogspot name. Arse.
I also purchased a hosting account elsewhere as Grimnir’s firewall is super nazing Blogger out (and I’m not opening thousands [literally] of ports to fix it either). So hopefully when 1&1 get back to me it won’t be next decade.
Why have I changed? Well I’m going to blogger email post my photos to EL JAY, but Blogger’s hosted photo server is a cunt, therefore move them to my own server and I HAVE TEH POWAR!!111
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I’ve googled the air race to see what the internet has been moaning about (somebody is whining that it isn’t taking place in Blackpool) but more importantly, some chappie has paid £62 for a ticket and guess what NO REFUND FOR YOU SIR. EL OH EL.
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The race was a wash out, got stuck in a double smash on the way there, jonska = cool, photos to be uploaded to http://kevincostelloe.blogspot.com/ shortly.
Also saw miss kitties and friend (also Jo(h)n), but the mobile network was flakey so after we went for food and she went to longleat house we got lost and never saw each other again :o(
2 hours to exit the car park, total road rage, etc etc.
blah blah laterz.
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There is a blogger photo application on the K800i. View occasionally, but mostly Saturday (today).
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Интернет распространяет утеху, как заболевания распространений проститутки сексуальн переданные.
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If you’re unaware the Red Bull Air Race is occuring at Longleat in Backwater (Wiltshire) England on 2 September. I’ve purchased a ticket which entitles me to as many people as I can possibly fit in or on my car (legally of course).
Which means at my current compacity I have about 4 more seats available. If you are interested in coming along and are in, around, within a reasonable distance (20 miles or so) or can get to Chippenham (on a main London line) train station for around 7:30a-8:15a (poss 8:30a at latest) [even a number of National Express stops along the way], then you’re more than welcome to come along.
Here is the basic low down on this deal:
You can’t have any severe allergies to dogs. I’ve transported 3 dogs in my car on numerous occasions, I’ll vaccuum it but if you’re hypersensitive and/or will die from it I’d rather not have to dump your body in a field somewhere.
No monitary cost*. Honest 100%. I’m actually a nice guy, I don’t want anything from it, I have the space therefore I shall give it away.
We’ll arrive early (8:30amish) and leave around 5pmish (possibly closer to 6/7 as the queue is massive on the way out).
Ownership of a mobile is highly recommended, you don’t have to spend every second with me/us if you don’t feel like it so some kind of mobile telephone would be useful if you want to seek us in the crowd.
No axe murdering. I won’t kill you, you don’t kill me. Fair deal for all involved.
Finally, serious offers only. If you’d like to come and intend on coming unless something horribly goes wrong (and I won’t accept loss of limb or life as we all know Tupac is dead but still is releasing albums year after year, so that shit won’t cut it) then let me know.
Depending on general interest I’ll either do it on first come or on a random basis (but I will try and accomodate a friend if you’d like to bring one).
My internet mail address is mail at kevin.la.
** - also according to the event rules leave your guns, drugs, laser pens, surafce to air missiles and other potentially deadly items at home, the car can be randomly searched by event security and I can’t really stop them from doing it. Also, check the rules of entry on the website for futher clarity.
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Absolute fucking tosh, too much movement for the dead and not enough FLESH EATING. If you’re going to do it, then do it right.
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Thjorska, I have realised today is Thursday, tomorrow is friday and following that will be saturday. I’ll be on the MSN through my phone (hopefully) or contacted me by the text message or telephone networks on 07734 653887.
Alternatively email me at work, the next OMG friends only post to you will contain my precious work email address.
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The Monkey Box has been gracefully transformed as I’ve started to use VOX for it. At some point the RSS should switch over (if you’re watching it from monkeybox.co.za/rss/) for those watching switch over to .
Right now I’m using frames, but I’m going to try working out a way of Grimnir syphoning the HTML direct from VOX for the entry point and then direct back to the VOX site for any additional requests.
Also, I’ve downloaded all the images from the old monkey box, so hopefully as I type VOX is having the imagery uploaded to it.
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I’m offically a tax evader. There was a slight mixup on my wages to the tune of £177. Mr. Gordon Brown can swivel on it (until next week when I promised to make a cheque out to my employer and pay back the owing amount).
Slightly concerned about my three bill. I did an early upgrade that comes in to effect on Tuesday, they also issued my bill today. Considering I haven’t paid it yet it’s showing as £0.00 owing! Although My 3 reads Since your last bill you’ve spent £139.08. considering that I just paid for the handset (at 50% discount) £138 earlier today it scares me what is up with this soon brewing £200 bill (incl line rental). Hopefully a credit will appear and resettle it all.
I’ve received no less than 3 calls from three “about your last bill” only to be told “oh I see you’ve paid it, sorry” in fact it’s gone so far in the chain I’ve received a call from an Irish man which means I’m one more phone call away from a UK call centre.
I’m investing in a “fuel card” (read: prepaid Maestro) for £2 a month I get a non-chip and pin Maestro card which will be loaded with £200 for petrol (4 weeks @ £50 a week). I realise I could just open ANOTHER bank account, but two current accounts are slightly over the top already. But this dedicated for fuel card will ensure I don’t spend that PRECIOUS OIL MONEY.
Bought David a gift. £20 worth of windscreen wipers for the Vitara (front and back) mostly because the old ones are beyond fucked. Although it means I’ve got to unscrew the spare tyre from the back properly fix the wiper and then put the tyre back on. Arse. But as a side effect I CAN SEE THROUGH THE WINDSCREEN when it makes the rainings.
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My fucking camera was lifted at either Toronto Pearson or London God-Damn Gatwick, I just got the call back to my enquiry of if it was still in Toronto. So I can’t claim but more importantly my fucking pictures are lost forever because some fucking scabby cunt decided his 18 benefits children needed a digertel kumrah. MAY YOU DIE WITH THAT CAMERA IN YOUR HANDS ASSHOLE AND MAY IT EMAIL ME THE PHOTOS AS YOU BURN IN HELL.
And because we’re like 3 months down the road and I kind of failed to get any kind of insurance I’m shagged on this matter.
But at least to make up for MY SUPREME HATE OF HUMANITY I’ll have enough money this month with the car sale and two lots of wages to buy a SE K800i. Universe open your ring piece, I’m going to fill you with my man fat.
See also: Baby Bomb™
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Yesterday I was feeling ill in the morning and being not one to allow my FEBLE HUMAN SOFT TISSUE get in the way of my day to day activities I went in to work hoping it would go away. I was so very wrong. A couple times on the phone to some rather important people I nearly hurled my stomache contents across the office, which by technical definition would be one of those ways not to handle inbound calls. So I had to go home around noon.
Of course on my way home I felt like chundering down the A429 but manage not to, until I got to the dual carriage way at Chippenham and was stuck in a 3 mile queue because they closed off one lane, not amusing.
I then spent all day in bed much like I’m going to do today but this time I IS GET TO WATCH THA TRISHA INNIT (and hopefully not blow my guts all over the place) and I’m very hungry but I ph34r the food.
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Why am I getting so much pump and dump spam? EXPLAIN PLZ.
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I think I’ve just shot out my love juice.
In other news I’m going to the one stop to buy pizzas to spank on some of that bad boy sauce on to (from my Canadian stock of it) and then this Friday I shall be making an order. I still have the insanity sauce as you can only use it in single drops, unless your fucking mad.
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LOL, Vicar MAK TEH PWNAGE: motoring.aol.co.uk/article.a…
Also, my computer pwned itself.
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INTERNET = BROKEN.
Not in the entirely broken way either. LOL NOT FUNNAY.
Also Sipgate are punks, they blocked 0808 numbers (LOL FREEPHONE) which is annoying as I bypass their not so good international rates using 1899 who operate on a 0808 number.
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Vee Oh Eye Pee = OMG. If I get my hands on this I shall be most happy. Although it would be better on Vonage since they’ve got a contract with the Cloud that allows FREE access for vonage purposes.
Then again, every idiot and his cat have an open wifi network, so with a little disregard for the Computer Misuse Act I could acheive the same goal.
Oh speaking of such, it’s reminded me of an incident in Toronto. I was assisting my mate Mark secure his wireless network and it turns out his neighbour had the exact same box, ssid and default passwords. I went in to “Marks” box and fiddled the settings and managed to lock myself out of it. So I tried a fixed network connection, no go. So I said “turn that bastard thing off” and he did. And yet “his” SSID was still broadcasting. Oops.
Then to make up for the fact I fiddled his neighbours box I changed Mark’s SSID from default and locked out his neighbour at 1am. I bet he was well wound trying to download porn and not being able to. We LOLed.
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Jerry,
I must apologise for the delay in replying to your message. We’ve been very busy here at our Church here in Atworth with the weather being most beautiful.
With your question, the obvious answer is to find an older woman whom you love and intend on marrying to kiss you as that is acceptable in God’s eyes, but ensure her lips touch nowhere below satans line before you are wed!
If you wish for a friendly kiss, ask your nan, when I was a child during the War my nan would always kiss us on the head when the bombs were falling from the sky, unfortunately since we lived in Huddersfield not much protection from the Germans was provided, I couldn’t fathom why, moreso when they had spotlights in the sky pointing toward Germany.
I do hope this has helped you.
Kindest Regards, Sister Josephine Atworth, nr Melksham, Wiltshire josephine@theflyingnun.co.uk www.theflyingnun.co.uk
On Mon, 26 Jun 2006 21:44 , AllForms noreply@server.mailjol.net sent:
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name: Jerry
email: halfyouth@yahoo.com
question: I’m not interested in sex.Sex is for marriage only.But how can I can I have an older woman kiss on me?
post: No
More Information about this submission and submitter Submission ID 1151354663725713
Date & Time Mon, 26 Jun 2006 8:44 PM (GMT)
Form Location www.theflyingnun.co.uk/ask/2005/08/ask-sister-josephine.html
IP Address 66.76.98.26
Browser info Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; .NET CLR 1.1.4322)
Predicted Country UNITED STATES
—- Message sent via freenetname webmail - www.freenetname.co.uk Up to 8Mb broadband now from just £9.99 a month
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LiveJournal usefully sending me an email about an error where the PIN couldn’t be located, albeit a month late and inclusive of the PIN. Wank bags.
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Call out Gouranga be happy Gouranga Gouranga Gouranga! That which brings the highest happiness
God Bless AOLOLOL Spam.
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I’m finally getting aol.cx back together again, but I’m seriously unsure of the direction it’s going. Obviously I need to keep the alien theme but I can’t decide if I want a portal or just a flat site.
However, it has brought the opportunity to do some filler and I found some quality stuff on t’internet to do it.
Main site, aol.cx probe, aol.cx pages. Nice?
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Today I have accomplished almost nothing of value. But I did add an RSS feed (well just got a script to rip it off LiveJournal) I also created an AOL.co.uk email account for it, not sure why yet. I also spent £30 of vouchers out of my £40 at Woolies (vouchers were a gift from ex-work people for leaving) and got New Super Mario Brothers.
Tomorrow is making me nervous now. First of all I need to arrive early to steal a parking spot at the main carpark (I can’t afford Cirencester rates (£1 an hour!) in the event I can’t get one in the work carpark (remember this is a financial services place so my Micra is an eye sore against all the Audis, BMWs and Mercs, I shall obtain photographic evidence tomorrow for the Monkey Box) and secondly I have to, um, figure out where the hell I need to be, there are two buildings in various places in the High Street area of this company, so I shall be most confused. Actually, I’ll just cop out and seek assistance from the reception in the SUPER POSH buidling (seriously it’s BEYOND posh, if posh were a planet this place would be the moon).
OH NOES NERVOUS NOW! CONSOLE ME OR DIE FEBLE HUMAN SCUM.
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I went in to Cirencester to do a dry run of the time it’ll take me to get there tomorrow (the sunday slow down is an accurate depiction) and as I was doing some shopping I clocked this in the car park. Obviously fresh off of the boat.
I hindsight I should have keyed it and spray painted “YOUR KIND ISN’T WELCOME HERE” on the bonnet with “PLEASE DON’T SHOOT ME” on the back.
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Last night on my way home i rang nathiquah and had a discussion about the m6 and warwickshire. It was rather surreal. More later (posting from opera mini).
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NatWankers got my claim form for the dammage to the phone and DECLINED IT. They said that it’s because I failed to report it within 24 to 48 hours. I explained all this to the woman on the phone when I began the process of being fucked over by insurance and she KNEW the time frame and said it was all ok!
What cunts. I can now appeal but what good will it do? They’ll just fuck me over again. So I’m going to send a letter off to NatWhore Customer service demanding vengance, or at least cancellation of my “Advantage” & “Gold” account with a refund of my wasted money.
Also, car phone warehouse stopped their V3x offer and are only selling shit. As well as 3 not doing an acceptable deal for my loyalty.
If anybody has a Motorola V3x on the cheap or an LG U880 on offer text me: 07734 653887.
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I’ve got to use a bus tomorrow to get to work since I’m having a few going away drinks post working day. Annoyingly I have to use this bus again to get home. Crazy stuff!
edit: turns out I can’t take the bus back because the bastard thing stops at 6:30pm! WTF! So my only option is a train at 22.27 and I’ll be home around 23.00! LOLWTF and bLiar wants us to stop using our cars HAHAHAHAHA etc.
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I’m trying this MTV Flux thing and I found this blokes profile pics and I nearly shot my rocks when I saw this. Aye Carrumba!
Anyways, it had to be said, but the real reason for this post is I unintentionally stirred up some furry troubles on the furry group. Oops, I was attempting to merge my troll account in to the mesh of fucking crazy furries and then begin the text based slaughter. Oh well, I MUST REDEEM MYSELF.
Advice plz?
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Approved for use by AOLOLOL (I’m on a This Week on AOL mailing list, the occasionally send some good stuff through but most of the time it’s the same old shit we already know).
Oh and hot damn, this is what Lance Bass is bangin'.
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The Monkey Box now holds my webcam, so open the monkey box and have a look.
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The internet is offically scarry: www.cousincouples.com/cgi-bin/y…
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Ok, I’m bored here and I’m trying to build a BBS.
So far I’ve added a supernews account on to the system to allow for usenet postings as well as DOVE-NET. But I’m trying to get a mass of content from around the shop, so to try out a multiple server I’ve added furnet (which according to the furry scum is something to HOWEL about).
Now this is out of pure morbid curiosity I selected furnet and quite frankly the furrylink.js file is going to have an end with the recycling bin soon (oh and if you’re a furry I’m not handling your traffic, you see your precious furrynet is under so many crazy prerequisits that it’ll never see the light of day).
Now that it works (and bizzarely the system is downloading 3,000 posts in fur.test) I can make me a troll account and go internet huntin until they ban my server. YEEEEEHAW.
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Dear Famous Radio 1 DJ,
Please fiddle the charts to make this song www.youtube.com/watch the new UK number one.
Kindest Regards, Kevin Costelloe
When I said it had to be UK number one I WASN’T JOKING.
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GOT TO SEE. GOT TO SEE. (free 7 minute preview).
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The Baboon says: Hi Kev,
I was just looking at the lit dashboard and noticed that a 1111 was put in a phone number field. A dot ‘.’ should be used when the field is required, but there is no data ie normally the company name (for a prospect record card) and the phone number. Are all residential records now being set up as pospects as discussed?
I say: Hi you fucking balding baboon,
1111 was chosen back in the day when Carol was with us, we had two codes 1111 and 2222 [2222 was never used in the end]. 1111 represents either the caller won’t provide the phone number (which some don’t because they think we’re going to telemarket them to death) or if it wasn’t provided on an email, voicemail or web request.
So it’s turned in to a sort of universial standard in Lit Despatch.
-Kevin
The baboon says: thanks Kev
In data management terms it is wrong to use 1111. This should NOT be used from now on. Please use a dot instead. This has been agreed as the correct format by [IT man] and [crazy analysist guy] thanks.
Are we residing on the same planet? I’m explaining why it’s occuring and it’s obviously slipped over her spotty face and shot over her big bald patch too, she didn’t inform us of this sudden change and yet LOL IT’S WRONG!!111 Duh. I’m still going to use 1111 though. HA!
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You’re a murderer, a terrorist I’ve got the police listening!
Alternate (non-theiving ebaum) download here.
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Basically she took nothing, made it in to something and then went to our manager who then had a subtile phone call with me saying “so and so told me blah blah”. It’s like, WTF, I do recall leaving school years ago so why the hell am I in the middle of a “TEACHER! TEACHER!” thing over NOTHING.
And to make it clear, we need to wear safety shoes down here when we’re doing things that require such footware, I don’t consider sitting on my ass reading emails and putting stuff on to the system as a task that requires to be extra careful with my feet, so when I came in I popped on the computer and go to it without bothing to switch shoes until I start working. She barged in pretending to be an EXECUTIVE (AOLOLOL) and actively seeking a power trip to make her feel important. Turns out she found one, shoes while I’m on my ass at a computer. Cow. I’m still unbelievably angered by this.
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This HAS to be the next UK number one. Somebody fiddle the charts and make it so.
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IMPORTANT NEWS, SEEK MY EMAIL AND/OR AOLOLOL INSTANT MESSENGER FOR DETAILS.
(Can’t write it just yet until things like contracts are sorted out.)
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XXXX,
Are these in a format that can be added straight to the image bank.
Kev - If XXXX says yes then these can be added straight to the image bank.
XXXXXXX Marketing Services Executive <– Overblown job title for an office junior. Gavins' Spastics Limited DD +44 (0)1249 < In international format even though she’s JUST AN OFFICE JUNIOR.
When this (see blow) came from the NON-OFFICE JUNIOR I had to include him on my disapproval of pointless office communications.
Kevinio, can you put these on the image bank for me my old sausage!!
[my reply below to him, he’s cool so it’s all in good humour]
I would but you failed to comply with [employers] policy of cc’ing the entire marketing department and including an obvious question with a statement to the cc’d parties with the obvious conclusion of the above stated. Please read your employee handbook under “pointless use of corporate communications” for further details and proccedures. :P
I’ll throw them online this morning around noonish.
-Kevin
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RED BULL AIR RACE TICKET DISPATCH INFORMATION
Dear Red Bull Air Race Ticket Holder,
Thank you for purchasing a vehicle ticket for this year’s Red Bull UK Air Race at Longleat on Saturday 2nd September. Fingers crossed it should be a lovely sunny day with plenty of things to do and see, so bring along the family (and friends if you have the room in your car!) and enjoy the event.
On the matter of your ticket, we just wanted to let you know that we have not yet dispatched any tickets for a number of security reasons. We can confirm that tickets will start to go out from the beginning of August and they will be dispatched in batches sorted by the date of purchase (i.e. the earlier you purchased your ticket the earlier it will be sent out.)
ALL tickets will be dispatched by first class post from our London office by Friday 18th August at the very latest, leaving two full weeks for delivery. However, it is our intention that the majority of tickets will be dispatched and received before that date.
So please don’t worry that you have not received your ticket yet. We guarantee that you will receive it well before the day of the event.
Best regards Christian Heath Red Bull Air Race Ticketing Manager
This e-mail is confidential and may be protected by legal privilege. If you are not the intended recipient, you should not copy it, re-transmit it, use it or disclose its contents, but should return it to the sender immediately and delete your copy from your system. Thank you for your cooperation.
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I’m bored and my MSN is b0rked. If you’re on the AOLOLOL Instant Messenger please add M4dSquirrels to your buddy list to amuse me and chat about random crap. Thanking you.
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Me and are SOUL MATES, you want to know why? Well because when I texted him I only had my united mobile to hand and when I texted him he said he only had £2 left on his phone and ZOMGWTF I had €2 on my phone!!!1111!!!11///??!?//1/1//1!??! etc! AOLOLOLOL!
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#Let’s open up the monkey box and see what we can see#: Money Laundering.
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Driving with a mobile will make you smash, example here
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Because I’m horribly bored please find enclosed your 5 day weather report for Beirut.
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Slight LOLZSHITBAGS!!! moment. I can’t find the post-it note with Grimnir’s root password on it. Buggery.
edit: I H4X0R TEH B0X, PWN3D!!!111
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Not such a bad place now is it Mr. Bakri?
This certainly makes me laugh, we’re all infedel pig dogs being told that we should all die on our streets by religious wack jobs, but when it comes down to it I SORRY PIG DOGS, TAKE ME AWAY FROM HERE! Sorry matey, come back when you stop twisting the words of the Quoran to suit your crazy views (this can also be said about Bush who seems to think stem cells are TEH EVILZ and that letting Israel kill hundreds is a cool thing to do because it’s like OMG TARRARISTS [read: brown people]).
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More television gold, CSI on living tv had an episode on furries and weird furry sex and murder. Bit unfortunate they didn’t cover a little known fact killing furries is a public service.
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Shitty ITV1 “Reality Television” + Famous American - Beer & Chocolate = Television Gold.
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I wish to obtain this car, has anybody got £8,495.00 kicking about they wouldn’t mind giving away? Seriously though, if I come in to better money soon I’ll have this bastard and 36 months of loan to follow it. But since I don’t then I can’t. Bugger.
(btw, the extra few hundred pounds are for the 5 door model, none of this 3 door crap for me!)
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Myself and Mr. are currently in the “creative process” of building a web site. If you are interested in joining this project you may apply here (on this post by commenting). We require you to have sufficient knowledge in humour (british), satire and the british criminial justice system (but you can blag that using google).
More details will be given to those who are interested in participating in the project.
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I’ve successfully trix0r3d GhostSurf to work on my mac, by, um, running it on a PC and setting up a port forward. BUT OMG NO ADS!!!111
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I’ve created a new moblog because I’m running out of space on My Gallery, it’s called Monkey Box. It’s basically a second LJ account embedded in to the website with only the most recent image showing. So if you want to view it from your friends page add to your friends list.
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Germans much like Americans aren’t that good with subscription services. Except instead of having to shout down the phone at some American who is 40 hours behind you, you’ve got to contend with the fact that the German who you’re insulting probably doesn’t know what “eat my mouldy fucking jizz you kraut cunt” means.
UGH. WORLD = SUXORS.
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This is why I hate humanity:
Originally Posted by spudmail The thing is, I haven’t been abroad with my 3 phone yet!!!! I have a small addiction to shortcode services which is what has caused my bill to be that high :D
I reply Jesus sweet Marry of holy saints! How many shortcode messages did you send/receive to knock up £517?!
(tip: use this as a cash cow to pay off your bill, get people to paypal £5 to guess the amount, if they’re spot on they win a free sim card that you got from superdrug for free, otherwise they’ve lost £5. Everybody wins and by everybody I mean you.)
He says: So anyone who wants to enter my competition…£5 entry. Guess the amount of shortcode messages I sent AND received and the person who guesses the nearest to the correct amount by next Friday (21st July) will get my Threepay sim card (brand new!!). Email me spudmail@ for a payment form…
Then comes stupid: You’re not getting a free sim card if your paying £5 to enter this “competition”.Why would anyone give their details to a stranger off the net with all the scams that happen? If 100 people “enter” he makes £50. Whats the point in this whole thing?
Shortly followed by my reply: See: Humour.
WHY INTERNET ARE YOU SO THICK?
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My new diet of 61p two-for-one Tescos lowest grade biscuits with mouldy chocolate bits and Tescos Kick isn’t very good for you according to my body and it’s protest, but what does it know?
Anyways, good things have happened and my karmatic revenge on the banking industry is near. I’ve got an advantage gold account I forgot to cancel to go back to a standard account, which was a good idea it seems. I got some shit through for mobile insurance, I registered my phone that day and completely forgot about it until yesterday.
Then it clicked, I’ve got a bust phone, 3 want £130 to fix it and my banking mobile insurance covers stupidity! Hooray! So I called in and explained what happened, the woman laughed (as you do) and said “you’ll be supprised how often that happens” follwed by “I’ll send you the claim form, fill it in, if we accept it then we’ll fix it in 10 days, if we can’t you get a new phone”. HOORAY!
The only excess is £30 which isn’t bad at all! WIN!
Also, I’ve been reading this and the anti-car brigade is starting to piss me off. Don’t get me wrong, I do agree with some aspects of their arguement but life isn’t black and white and seizing a car just because you’re 2 minutes late back to a parking meter is a bit cold hearted.
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To National Wanksminster Bank:
As I’m not in the least bit interested in talking to your call centre to ask (and lets face it with what you’re charging me you can bloody well call me and pay for the call), I’d like to enquire about the £30 charge on my account on the 10th of July “REFERAL CHARGE, FOR JUNE” as it’s been so aptly named. Please explain why you’ve already charged me £40 on the 30th and this again yesterday, some clarification on your bizarre charging scheme would be most helpful (I’d also assume now that my account is in debit on the 10th that you’ll indeed shaft me for two months of charges as the statement date is on the 15th).
Also, some kind of reply before the end of time it’s self would be most appreciated. But I guess while I’m wishing for things I might as well wish for a pony too.
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One: just got shocked by the dog’s anti-bark collar. It fucking hurt.
Two: lol halifax, 50 times more of “shit fuck all” is still shit fuck all.
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I should also note I was aiming to park in a Pay By Phone car park as the only change I had was the dog food money, which as it says on the tin was for dog food. But I couldn’t find it, so now my details are registered with this parking firm to which I’ll never use at all. What a waste of technology.
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M4/M5 on a friday afternoon = bad news. I managed to not follow the advice of the TomTom twice on the M4/M5 change over and missed my exit so I had to swoop around again before going to Wales. The M4 was rather easy but the M5 could only be described as a high speed death derby.
Caravans and lorries in just about every lane possible (including lane 3!) and a number of the usual suspects (middle lane hoggers, morons and the like) but I made it to Cheltenham in one peice. Until of course their dodgy one way systems and strange public parking signage started to get rather confusing.
I also managed to get stung on parking. It’s amazing how the local council won’t give you grace on two minutes. I should have gone back out on the high street for a futher 55 minutes seeing as I bloody well paid for it. But whatever as is life.
Then the TomTom which decided to take me down the motorway route decided to bring me back through some dodgy roads. In hindsight I should have just aimed for the M5 but instead I blindly followed it’s not-so-quick route down the Hills Have Eyes way. Hooray!
Thankfully I will probably never have to go anywhere near Cheltenham again, but it was worth it to get my CV across to a company in Cirencester (20 minutes-ish on top of my trip to Chippers).
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My e-wife have you taken a strange call from a 563 773 number?
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Turn in to this (bottom dog):
(I just found the top photo while browsing through loads of photos for Mr. Boyzici).
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I fucking hate this place. I was in this office lottery thing which collapsed in on itself and then was sorted out, of course not being in the main office I didn’t know this and nobody said anything at all and just assumed I dropped out.
It turns out the last two weeks my winning number was picked and that would have been £80 in winnings WHICH I REALLY QUITE NEED NOW but I’m up shit creek without a paddle as they dumped me out of it.
I hate this place 800 fold more than I did 3 minutes earlier.
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LJ has again shat upon my email post
Ok, what a dirty, dirty subject, but it just came to me and I had to use it or I would be punished by the universe.
Things that have gone right: I finally received my cheque for £54.26 from my pention as I got the boot from this joint shortly after signing up, therefore pention with them = bad investment (as I’ve got another one with my previous employer and my NI opt-out is going in to them). NatWest of course will take 70-800 days to clear the cheque.
I’ve also found a solution to my phone problem, this LG is rubbish pants crap and the battery needs charging every 30 seconds (as was the trend with early 3G phones) so I’ve found a ThreePay Motorola RAZR from Car Whore Warehouse for £120ish (£219 direct from Three) but it’s out of stock. When it comes in stock and I have the dosh I’ll get it and have an unoffical upgrade.
Things that haven’t: My car was on a stall spree yesterday, serious stall spree, which means that service I should have had done 20,000 miles ago is starting to become one of those things that must happen very soon. Although I suspect it might have something to do with the weather, my slag of a car doesn’t like extremes and tells me about it by PMTing on me.
Also I need to get the two front tyres replaced, I’ve gone down past the little marker in the centre of the tyre which indicates “HEY BUDDY ANY MORE OF THIS AND THEY’LL BE ILLEGAL” so that’ll be done at the end of next month (I still have loads of tread on them which will stay legal for another 2-3 months with my current driving patterns).
Generally vague things: Once my financial situation re-stabilises from my jaunt abroad I shall be using my extra £100 a month and putting it in to my new Capital One savings account with a nice interest rate for everything from £1 to, uh, more than I’ll ever have, instead of this shitty esavings account with NatWank (which only gives me like 0.00000000000000000056%) it’ll also mean I can’t transfer money out with such ease as I can do with NatWank. And when I make a suitable amount of savings I’ll use it to clear off my old MasterCard and take a chunk out of my loan (hopefully).
And to finish this, only FOUR of you have filled in my desperate attempt to reclaim all my numbers(http://madsquirrel.livejournal.com/668989.html), therefore, when I take over the world and rule it with an iron fist I shall “re-employ” you all as slaves and not the kind of slave in a porn film, oh no, we’re talking proper slavery in the antartic. I’m not sure what you’ll be slaving over in the antartic but when I become crazy from my power no doubt I’ll figure something overly dramatic and utterly pointless to build there.
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How I hate the bank. Yesterday I forgot to add on £40 of charges they whacked on to my account for a some kind of dodgy dealing with a direct debit that pays it and still charges me a fucking fortune for it. Well instead of doing that this time when instead of not having any of the £120 they paid it out anyway, this time I was short £19.32 and they returned it unpaid (and charged me £38, for £2 they could have paid it). WTF?
I give up, I’m going to suicide bomb my branch now.
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Three have come back with a quote and they want £130 (inc VAT) to repair the handset. I must LOL, I can get a better PAYG handset for less. So I’ll go down the upgrade route. I’ll wait until tomorrow to see the QTEK 9000 otherwise I’ll see what I can get for a RAZR.
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Because my nu-old phone has started to protest about being charged up (LOL CHARG FAIL!!11) I’m switching over to my old-old-old-nu phone which hasn’t got any of the recent contacts.
So I would be most appreciated if you’d fill in this poll with your details which I shall stick on my ONLINE contacts thingy as it’s completely obvious something else will go wrong and my computer will explode in an effort to ruin my social life.
edit: The full name field isn’t to be taken too seriously much like somebody with the following initials has done: T A H M S F. First name and surname are fine anything inbetween the two can be ignored (unless you want to type it in to my phone of course).
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Thank you email post for being wank, let us view the post here ass wipe.
“IT Consultant” uses GPRS abroad, gets charged £1,800 for downloading Microsoft updates, claims ignorance, halarity ensues: www.3g.co.uk/3GForum/s…
He’s replied to my various comments, so it’s been nessary to point out what a tard he’s being, therefore internet truth brigade attack!
Quote: Originally Posted by spmcgrath No huge companies legal departments have to be paid whether they work or not, and external lawyers are also usually on retainers too. So I don’t think there were scared of my legal resources.
You obviously missed my point entirely, which is fair enough as you seem to be two pieces of bread short of a sandwich. Orange dropped £800 because they can’t be bothered to take you to court then have to chase after you to get it. For £800 (which is a lot less than filing the paper work, paying somebody to stand there and show a magistrate you’re a bit silly and then ring up the bailiffs when you refuse to pay on “moral grounds”) they got you crying “I IS TEH WINNAR ME ARE RIGHT!” and completely forgetting you still owe a grand. It’s safe to say Orange have made a “BOOM! HEADSHOT”.
Quote: Originally Posted by spmcgrath Luck! No, I pissed them off so much, that they were forced to do the right thing. Sounds like hardliner sour grapes to me. Perseverance and the knowledge I was in the right perhaps.
No, you haven’t “pissed them off in to doing the right thing”, you have just annoyed them to the point where they can’t be bothered having petty arguements with somebody who can’t quite grasp the concept of personal wrong doing. And why would I have a sour taste about this, you’ve made a tit of yourself on the internet, you’ve proved youre IT Skillz are limited to “making the dial up to teh aol” and you still owe ONE THOUSAND POUNDS to Orange. At the end of the day I’ve got better things to sweat over than a fool on a message board and at the moment it’s the 30C weather outside.
Quote: Originally Posted by spmcgrath Yes, both owned by French Telecom. I a repeat, a £££ paper transfer.
France Telecom, there isn’t a nation on this earth called “French” so why would they have a telecom company? And they still are seperate companies, my employer is owned by a group in another fine European country, they say in their books that we made them Xbn euros but at the end of the day that money we’ve made is still sitting in a UK bank account and being used back within the UK business. So just because we share a name doesn’t mean the German business can start taking our money and we can’t take theirs, why? Because we are two different companies set up in two different countries.
Quote: Originally Posted by spmcgrath Can we agree to dissagree on everything, and move on? Back to Canada perhaps?
Only if you promise to move back to the land of the faries where all you say is correct and the world is an evil pla… oh wait, you’re already there.
Consider this internet squabble closed as to be honest I’ve got better things to do than argue my point with you, as regardless of what is correct and true you’re so stubborn that you wouldn’t be able to see it even if I were to smack you around with the cricket bat of sense or the holy axe of self realisation. Good day to you sir.
I think one Mr. should input some kind of pwnage in to this thread as it be tha law muddah fukkah.
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It’s responsible lending at work: www.handbag.com/creditcar…
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content.ten.li/node/30 - Stevie Wonder and some serious Sesame Street funk.
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The best thing about having a card with the flag of saint george and a general football theme is that you become the coolest person on earth on the day of an england match.
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I’ve just been hanging up clothes I had while in Canada (yeah, I know, slightly lazy) and 45ct fell out with a cinema ticket, a train/tram transfer and a receipt for $4.37 at the Japanese store for RARMEN ($2.39) abd GLICO ($1.85) and various taxes. How odd!
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ATTENTION:
On 2nd September, 2006 I have 3-4 available seats (2-3 if Miss Kitties would like to attend!) in my car for the red bull air race in Longleat, if you want to come email me on mail -@- kevin.la or text me on 07734 653887. There is no cost to you. All you need to do is make your way to Melksham or if you’re local I’ll come an collect you. If you need to park up I’ll find somewhere to dump your car.
So act now on this exclusive offer. As my card has just been ass raped for £35!
(may also be posted on LJ_UK)
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That kebab i had for lunch is now extracting revenge on my feeble human digestive system, joy. At least it’s something i’m used to now days having a taste for fine kebabs and not those doner things.
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Item: NOKIA 6280, IN EXCELLENT CONDITION & WORKING ORDER (1800022356XX) This message was sent while the listing was active. XXXXXXX is a potential buyer.
Care to comment on why it’s barred in the UK?
(I’m not intending to buy it, but the obvious question is who did you steal it from since there are two ways to get a phone barred in the UK and it’s thieft or loss.)
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LOL: Faux News and Crazy Religious right wing crazy woman battle head to head, halarity ensues.
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Today I’m in a fightin' mood, so when this came from a sales prick I jumped down his throat ASCII style. I’ve changed his name to Andrea because I hate him.
He sends (subject Branch Cardiff South):
Kev,
Have we despatched any price lists to this branch recently? If so, when?, what? and for who’s attention?
Cheers,
Andrea
I send: Which account/post code is Cardiff south? It’s not on the address card and having no local knowledge of Cardiff doesn’t help me find it either. -Kevin
I LOL and await his reply.
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My e-wife 419 left me an answerphone message, LISTEN TO IT HERE: content.ten.li/node/19
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I HATE Jack Johnson, his music just makes me want to KILL. And because of that Radio 1 have played his ANNOYING sing songs TWICE today. DIE YOU BASTARD, DIE.
That is all.
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So Three just shit out their invoice for this month and it’s ANGERED me. First of all it’s HUGE, like HUGE and secondly it turns out outbound calls (as I was aware) were charged for 60 second cycles. However, incoming calls were charged by the second. If I had known that I would have completely avoided outbound calls. But alas, too late for that. Also, contrary to what their literature says, they do indeed charge for a call forward to voicemail at 1.20 a go even though IT DIDN’T WORK. This also non-amuses me.
Oh well. Whatever.
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After having to fight the dogs to leave the house (will explain in the next post when i get home) i’ve got to the pub and things are about as peachy as a prison riot. The landlady has just got back from her vanishing act and hasn’t spoke to the right people who held down the fort for her. Instead she’s pretended nothing has happened and is dishing out orders. Good way to rub people the wrong way. Oh well it happens i guess.
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The caption reads: Overjoyed Merchant Marine graduate Gabriel Whitney of Nashua, N.H., reaches for more than the usual handshake, embracing President Bush in a bear hug, June 19. Bush was the first president to give a commencement address at the academy in Kings Point, N.Y. (Charles Dharapak, AP)
The funny thing is, when Gabriel gets sent out on another War for Oil® he’ll wish that he took the chance to stab Teh Bush in the face instead of a hug.
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because I borked the lj email address DURR.
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I’m starting a new site which you can see at some point tomorrow. It’s called ten, only because ten happened to be available. I’m setting it up on drupal so i can update from my phone and not have to spent hours on the computer. As i spend too much time online at work. My email remains the same and madsquirrels.com is now directing to the new site. So check it out when you want. Also when it goes online i’ll set up a syndication feed for those too lazy to leave live journal to view what the internet has to offer.
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My tamagotchi just died. I suspect it might have been because i only made it eat cake and haven’t fed it all day today.
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You know this motorola e1000 is good but the battery is rubbish and compared to my smashed lg the memory of 10mb is just shit. It’s also getting used to the predictive text again too as it uses the last word you used instead of the first one for the entry. And also this phone has loads of dust in it. Also anybody who has my number, would you text me with your name (full name) as recent additions (december on) aren’t on this phone. Me course smokedglass is now on this phone as i lifted his number from my may bill. And speaking of such me and miss texas usa had an exchange under the influence of drink which cost me 7 squid. But it’s all good.
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So it appears the phone collection isn’t happening now. Not because three fucked it up, but because the driver couldn’t be bothered and noted the place down as “closed”. Stupid twat, the gates are open until about 8-9pm AND THEY’RE WIDE OPEN NOW, not only that BUT THERE ARE LORRIES, VANS AND CARS IN AND OUT EVERY 30 SECONDS.
Lazy cunt. They’re going to try to do it today (LOL I’M LEAVING AT 5) otherwise it’s on Monday.
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Well so much for my U880, it was in my pocket and I turned around not very quickly and went in to a bollard. It’s shagged the front screen and fucked the main screen.
Why did this have to happen when I have NO MONEY. Fucking fuck bags. I hate this fucking cunting universe which ALWAYS HAS TO FUCK ME WHEN I LEAST NEED IT.
WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE IN FOR ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE?
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The thing about post holiday pay day is that it’s shit. I’ve got £161.60 left to last me a month, I’ve paid the car tax and all my bills except a massive one from 3 which is festering around their system now until it shits out a bill on to my face. I’ve still got to repay David back for advancing me the flights too, I’ve only paid back £60 and that was in May.
However, in July it’ll all even back out so I’ll be back on my usual spending money so it’s only one month of slight hardship. Hooray!
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This is a friends only entry because the people I work with have found me out on t’internet and some of them are on the bottom rung of the intelligence ladder (not all, but some), so if they were to see this I’d probably have to fight somebody with the IQ of a 5 year old and quite frankly I’d feel pretty bad about hospitalising a retard.
Last night I had the most bizzare dream, I shall start out with a visualisation:
It was Bristol, but not quite as it is, it had everything of Bristol but it was mixed with Toronto, New York, London and even had a swamp/marshland. So just this combination was fucking odd.
From what I can remember the dream started out quite randomly the begining I can’t remember because it wasn’t that important, but something happened and I met this bloke, nice guy, was a cop or a fire man or something like that. This is where it started getting intense to the point that it’s still in my head 4 hours after it ended.
Me and this guy started to hit it off straight away, he was totally spot on, great personality, superb body and was literally the most perfect man on earth. After meeting him, chatting with him and just going around this strange mesh of places called Bristol, he invited me around his, we had a barbequeue and just chilled in his back garden which wasn’t quite a back garden as it was in the middle of his house. I can’t remember anything we spoke about but between us it was like a house on fire being sprayed with petrol.
I then had to go off to some construction site under the M4 fly over (no seriously) and I got a call from him on my mobile, all I can remember is him sounding very upset and saying “I need to talk to you” and I said “do you want to meet up at 10?” and he said “I need to talk to you now. I’m on the train and will be at the station in 20 minutes”, “union station?” I said and with that I woke up at 6:47am.
I’m traumatised now, it’s like missing the end of East Enders when Kat eats Alfie’s corpse in a canabalistic rage, WHAT DID HE WANT TO SAY? I NEED CLOSURE. SOMEBODY MAKE SOMETHING UP, MY SUBCONSIOUS HAS SHORT CHANGED ME!
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IMPORTANT NOTICE:
I visited my friend Josh in his Toronto flat and he is starting his website, it is LandPirates.ca. View the video and you’ll see what it’s about.
So would you visit the site and share it among friends to generate interest. Hopefully soon he’ll send me some videos to mash together and the site will start to take shape.
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Didn’t take many of them because the only reason I take photos on my phone is because I intend to use them that instant in a media message with a time sensitive pun, joke and/or offensive sweary message.
I did however take like four pictures on the phone when something stood out enough for it to count. With the exception of the hot sauce which is in the fridge at home all of the photos are in Canadaland. Which I’m missing now as I forgot to go to that little mexican resturaunt across from the tram yard on, er, Bathurst and, uh, Dupont I think.
On to the photos:
1 photo: The flags have spread!
3 photos: Crazy staring man, hot sauce joy, Tha Po-leece “undercover” and 1 video: dance woman dance.
Info: the video is from Kira (’s birthday drinks party. I had consumed 6 bottles of Carlsberg which is appearently odd in the eyes of Canadianstan people. Oh well, Kira was also drunk to, so I made her dance for the video. Slightly loud too so turn the volume down if you’re in an office.
Also more photos once I figure out why my computer is randomly turning off and not powering back up.
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I need to cut the grass and go to sainsburys to buy foods and petrol. Which means I need to shower like now.
I shall be buying some Chinese/Japanese style foods or possibly noodles of a similar discription. Even chicken or something that can be used with rice so I may abuse me new set of chopsticks which were not smashed to bits by Air Transat.
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So far today after i got in i was determined to have a shower. So much so i stripped down. That was at around half one. I’m still naked and haven’t yet got around to this shower. Maybe i will or maybe i’ll remain un-clothed until tomorrow morning. I’m attempting to stay awake late tonight to shock my system back to normal time. I’m also feeling ill from not eating but i blame the nudity and air conditioning.
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From: mail atthe kevin.la To: madsquirrels atthe gmail.com Date: Jun 16, 2006 11:27 PM Subject: Poxy crappy thing!
Delivered from a Bell High Speed Public Internet Kiosk www.bell.ca/kiosk
Transmis a partir d’un kiosque Internet haute vitesse de Bell www.bell.ca/kiosque
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I used an internet kiosk at the airport in Canada, no internet access. Tried to email a LJ post to my gmail, it worked, except it only sent the tag lines and no message.
6 hours flight - 1 hour sleep + 3 hours driving x needing a poo x (traffic)2 = shit time.
Oh and thanks to the welcoming present from the M25, I almost got ran off the road by a coach. Nice. (More later, I’m sweaty and exhausted and I sort of parked my car in an akward position on the drive, when I said I needed a poo I should have mentioned that was when I got on the M23 but smart ass thought he could hold it for a 100 mile journey. In future I will use the services toilets regardless of state.
But in better news:
I’M HOME!
Good day.
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Oh, never mind.
MOST IMPORTANT SET OF PHOTOS COMING:
This little one got seperated from it’s siblings and almost got left behind, so I followed it from behind to get it back with the group. After they had a minute to watch me take photos and flash in their little eyes they came up to me, when the photo comes on I’ll post it. But I’m lucky big mamma wasn’t around or it would have been messy.
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Basically all the drama is that it’s starting to appear my relationship is crumbling and last night I went hyper crazy (boyzici knows the indepth stuff) and it all got a bit uncontrolable.
I haven’t gone in to the specifics of it with him on the phone but I’ve layed the following up on the line and it’s his to choose what direction and what stupid shit he wants to get up to.
The sex, we haven’t fully partook in penetrative sex since New Years eve. This is the major part of the wreck that is becoming the relationship.
On a number of occasions I’ve pushed having random sex at various times but each time I was rejected, so I got angry with him and I hold a grudge until the end of time. So I’ve been purposely not doing the deed with him for six months. So he’s been saying recetly that if I don’t give it to him he’ll go else where and for all I know he could of, but I trust he’s got the sense not to do that kind of thing. Although on his out profile it says “minogamous but needs freedom” (yeah wtf).
Anyways, I’m changing the rules of this one a bit. First of all I’ve put down this: don’t ask, just grab and go. It sounds weird but when he does it, I can’t describe how horny it is just to have your trousers torn off, legs put up high and getting it hard and fast without warning. Although if I want him to stop then that’s in this clause. Second one is: you choose. Unless it’s painful I won’t object to what his speed and angle is. In fact there isn’t much point in offering my hole for his exploits if I attach requirements to him. I want him to take as much pleasure from having sex with me as possible. And when I’m ready to finish off I’ll then take the initiation. Third is: anytime anywhere, in the kitchen, lounge, dining table, whatever where ever. Fourth being: more than twice. On a weekend I want to be shagged morning, noon and night and all times inbetween. On a weekday I want it through out the evening and night (or morning if he’s adventureous!). Where as before I didn’t do it out of spite, I want to do it as many times as he likes for his enjoyment. Hopefully he’ll go for it and go mad with me :)
It’s not that I’m trying to be his sex slave, but that it will lead to use being more intimate with each other, because he’ll have and choose his opportunities to initiate sex which most times are very loving (with the occasional hard sex) and touching, so hopefully he’ll get back in to touching me and getting close with me and will associate our relationship as very trusting, open (not as in an open relationship) and close. If not then, er, it might just break down. We’ll see.
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I fell slightly better, at least I don’t want to get to the airport in 10 minutes now. I’ve spoken to David which was good until the phone started to go flat and I was susposed to get back to him at 10pm (5pm here) but I missed my exit on the 401 to the 427 and managed to get extremely lost. I took me an hour to find my way back. So I called him at 11pm but he’d gone to bed, which is pretty unusual, but hey my timing is pretty bad sometimes.
Tomorrow I drive to the country side and come back the following day. After that I’m going to try and visit Kira’s Graduation thing, but I’m not sure of timings and such. Then Thursday the car is gone from my life. After that 8 days until this horror holiday ends. Hopefully it will get better and they’ll fly by. If not then, er, yeah.
Oh and the food is still making me ill. How do you people eat this stuff?
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All is not well in my Kingdom. Last night I went in to stress overdrive and started throwing up, not throwing anything up in particular just dry heaving and crying in to the toliet in between heaves.
All this is like super personal but I’m trying to get a hold of David to talk to but I need to wait until he gets home. Hopefully it’ll be soon as I’ve been festering for over 12 hours.
Also I might see if I can end this holiday soon, I don’t think I’ll last another 11 days.
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That phonebox after authorising £10 on my card has finally put through this charge: 02 Jun BT PAYPHONES SOUTH ENGLAN CROYDON on 01 Jun £1.00.
Wow. Was it really nessary to authorise a tenner? I didn’t think so.
Anyways, today I am slightly tired. Turns out the Motorway in Toronto was CLOSED for some bike thing. Could you imagine the shit if they closed the M4 for some poncy bicyclists? Yeah exactly.
So instead of making Burlington for 12pm, I got there at like 2 because we (me and Kira) went on a bizzare zig zag across the West end of Toronto and East Mississauga. LOL NOT FUNNAY.
On the way back we saw some of her weird relatives for get back her Oven thing, but ended up getting a wheelie cart and a ironing board too. SCORE.
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OMG Terror!
I just saw that on News 24, scary business.
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So uh, I have a $50 note I can’t get rid of, it looks like I might have to buy some crack to get change from it as obviously only drug dealers will accept it. Gits.
I’ve been watching BBC News through the Sling Box again, THANK GOD IT MAKES ME SANE. The news here is horribly un-professional and full of un-witty banter. I haven’t heard anything on the local box about this massive terror raid though.
Right now I’m TRYING to upload a number of photos I’ve taken today. I’ve got 2 important ones of my nan and her “retirement village”, no seriously, they call it a village. It’s a scary place, but she’s not too fussed with it as she gets the help she needs when she needs it and she runs away (well wheelchairs away) when she gets bored. She was pretty class about it slagging off the other residents. Score.
Although, one chap who had obviously had an atom bomb of a stroke started to randomly talk complete bollocks to me, it was hard to blow him off since it’s not really his fault his heart went bang and fucked him up. I then had the same conversation with him a further 3 times. But that was a new experience, I didn’t take many photos inside as I’m not too sure how the nurses would take it and they looked up for a fight too, so I didn’t push it. The two photos I have are of outside (1) and my nan in her room (1). btw, upload: 19%.
Also, it appears my driving is HIGHLY ILLEGAL. As is taught on British roads you don’t quite stop, you slow down to a crawl and proceed if clear or stop if not. But here you have to stop regardless, to which I haven’t done at all. Oops. I’ve also broke the golden rule of don’t pass a tram when it stops. I blew past one but the doors didn’t open until after I passed, but still I’m told depending on the rozza it could have been a big style face slap.
I’ve also been protesting the speed limits. I was driving to Port Credit on the Lakeshore West Blvd, don’t be fooled by the name though, at points it’s 6 lanes. The maximum speed on most of it is 60kph (40mph) what utter fuck bollocks in the UK it would be a 70 road, so I did 70kph which brought my speed up to around 45/50. And on other parts it was 30mph, which was completely bizzare.
I have encountered a big problem with the car today seeing as I was outside of the city gridlock, it appears with an automatic car if you need a bit of speed fast (like about to go up an incline, or trying to get out of a junction before the aber light goes red) the car spacks out and won’t click back in to a suitable gear for 3 seconds, which of course isn’t any fucking use and also really fucking scary when it lurches forward when it finally gets around to going back in to gear.
So we’ll see how it handles on the Gardner Express Way tomorrow when I blast it up to 70-80mph, I mean, um, the limit of 100kph (60mph). Oh and they fucking forgot to tell me that on my trip to Burlington on sunday will be seriously fucked up because the motorway (gardner express way) is closed for some walking shit. NOT AMUSED. I’m told I’ll have to use Lakeshore to go to Oakville and then join at Trafalgar Road, this is of course assuming I don’t get lost. (upload: 29% - this is ssssssllllloooooooowwwww).
Well for now, until I get the photos up, you’ll have to wait until my next post to see my photos. KBI.
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These are my wheels until the 8th. SCORE. At first I was scared shitless, now not so. It’s still odd but not too bad! More updates later.
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It appears contrary to 3’s promises of a semi-useful service whilst abroad, their voicemail has exploded and decided to bork out big style.
So when you call my mobile, although I don’t pay for voicemail redirection, all you’ll get is their ‘to leave a message for somebody press 1 or to check your messages press 2" very handy when you’re expecting a call from an agency about a job. Bastards.
Today I think I might have managed a sun burn just under my eyes, although it might also be a heat rash as a sun burn is unexplainable seeing as it was only sunny for about an hour when I got here and during that time I was only out in the open for 10 minutes at most. As well as it starting to flare up at 7am this morning rather than last night when it got dark (as is what happens with burns).
Also, in less paletable news, I have the shits big style. Here they like their sugar and highly rich foods which my body can’t take, so it’s spattering bisto out the other end, yum. Yesterday as well I had a tin of ‘iced tea’ after finishing it I almost chundered down the street in style as it was filled with so much sugar it was nausiating (first ingredient was sugar, second glucose (ie sugar)).
Now I’ve got to wait until about half ten to go and pick up the motor, I’m excited yet SCARED as the rules of the hire agreement say “bring it back on an empty tank” this means it’ll probably be dry and I’ll get a mile out of it, which isn’t helpful as I don’t know where the closest petrol forecourt is.
Oh and when I got in yesterday turns out to be the best time EVAR, 1 hours after I landed all hell broke loose with the weather and it went slightly mad, especially for this woman who will probably win millions on the lottery.
That is all for me now. I’ve taken like four photos which I’ll post up later along with some more from today.
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I hate to say this, but honestly, after 5 hours I wanted to be back in England. I can’t explain why but I did.
I’ve calmed down now and don’t mind it so much. Porbably because I’m streaming telly from home. Which reminds me, 4pm I need to watch Big Brother.
I can’t stand Toronto telly, it’s shockingly shite. I’m not sure about the radio though but I expect it’s similar.
I’m going to pop out later in the nice rain which is cooling off the weather (seriously it’s hotter than oz).
Uh whatelse. The mobile won’t send MMS, but it doesn’t matter as I’ve got my camera and docking station with me, tomorrow I’ll take some snaps of the car pick up assuming it all goes to plan. I’ve bought my temp permit and I scammed the woman in to giving me an extra day instead of charging me for an additional week. Toronto City Council = pwnd.
Uh, whatelse. Well I spent a few sheets today, mostly on a taxi. I was indending on taking a bus but the weather was so hot and I was getting angsty about big metal boxes so I opted out of the bus. I shall though be using it on my way back to Toronto Airport.
I’ve slapped on about £7 in texts to various people and uh, well, £5 in calls, one being a text that managed to turn in to a voice call (WTF) and I couldn’t access 07782 333123 from here (obviously dialling it correctly in the Canadian way) so that was £3 in a wasted call (had to do it over my mobile instead of through a calling card) and a couple incoming calls.
Oh and I think that BT phone box took a tenner off my card. I’ll find out in a few days.
Well I’m also abusing the local line and local calls are FREE and calls to mobiles are FREE so it shan’t be noticed. I shall update more soon. Good ‘morrow.
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Hey at a BT kiosk tht finally decided to take on my card, ACE since I’e got no change on me. ignore the spelling as i’m typing like a loon as the bastard thing dosn’t show your usage as yourcard is authorised. bastards.
anyways, flight boards at twenty to eleven, ben watching cartoons on the mobile. ace.
now got to go.
bye.
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I just had one of those ‘lips move, no thought’ moments where you say stuff you probably shouldn’t. But this time it was well deserved.
I was chatting with the receptionist (Joy) since I had nothing to do and of course pausing when she had a call, therefore all is good in the working world. But then the General Office woman comes in and says (as if she’s in some kind of authority [well other than wrapping her lips around the IT directors knob that is]) “CAN WE HELP YOU? Or are you just passing time”.
At that my razor sharp wit kicked in before brain could say “MY GOD MAN NO!” and I came out with “yeah, I’m just chatting with Joy” and resumed my conversation.
Joy and her counter part (I don’t know her name) were almost crying until the witch left the reception area, not realising that I’ve just given the cow a verbal head shot I looked at them as if they were crazy, until of course the other girl pipped up with “nobody does that, she’s such a bitch with people” and of course brain still switched off I respond “well in the scheme of things she’s a nobody” I bet she was hovering around the door and clocked that one. Nevermind it needed to be said.
After another few minutes I wrapped up my convo and got back to, uh, well nothing.
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When fake tan goes wrong. And also teeth bleeching. Scary business these two.
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Blah, blah, EU slaps America, blah, blah however, there is one part that shouted out at me Canada and the EU struck a similar deal last year under which passenger names are transferred to the Canada Border Services Agency. That would explain why the eastern european chaps on last years flight were stopped by 3 gun totin' dog weilding goons before making it to passport control. Nifty.
In further news I have made almost every effort not to have a near miss deportation as I did last time.
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I’m desperately wanting today to end. But I’ve been supprisingly enthusiastic and done just about everything. Now I am bored and have 5 hours to go. BOO.
All amuse me, but not by text my phone is flat.
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Stupid football flags kill. Take them of your cars you tard bags.
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EXCUSE ME.
WHEN I SIGNED UP TO THIS GLOBAL WARMING BUSINESS I WAS TOLD THE WORLD WOULD WARM UP. SO HOW IN ALL THAT IS SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE IS IT HAILING AT THE END OF MAY!
WTF AND LOLZ.
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World best England football song. TAKE THAT EMBRACE WITH YOUR RUBBISH NON-FOOTBALL FOOTBALL SONG!
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I’ve spent more today. £10 on a top up for the car (oh how it would suck to have no fuel at Gatwick), bought deoderant and decongestant which both seem HIGHLY expensive. But ho hum.
I’ve still got to raid tescos for another 3 bottles of Kick as hath demanded me to do so. I’m still of course assuming the Canadian Authorities will allow me through with high caffine content drinks and a packet of Paracetimol packed Beechams Decongestant.
If not does somebody know a good solicitor?
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Charlie is having a dream. He is stomping on the communist menace.
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FIRE! - I had a play with Motion earlier to do some effects over video. I used a candle lighting as my test and it seems to have come out well. Comments PLZ.
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So I woke up early this morning because I fell asleep last night at 7pm. Now I’m at work because I needed to go to Tesco.
Oh I also narrowly avoided a proper smash this morning. Obviously I didn’t read the part in the highway code that states “before 7am the highway code is null and void so it’s carmageddon mutha fuckas”. Some tossbag in a 4x4 couldn’t be bothered to stop and give me right of way (as is da law) on a roundabout so he barrelled through, I swerved and thankfully because this is a roundabout that enters dual carriage way I didn’t fly over the verge in to on coming traffic. I straightened up and merged in to the lane I should have been in if he used his brakes.
Through out the journey this jackass constantly tailgated me and dropped back. In hindsight I should have fucking hit him.
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I’ve woke up now, two hours earlier than required and my head is KILLING ME. I’m also choking on phlem. Today is indeed a good day to die.
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Well not quite. You see now that my tooth has been prodded to death and rammed full of plasticy goodness (all £70 worth), it seems my arsehole tongue has taken interest in this recreated tooth by rubbing against it’s sharp edges and sliding across it’s jaggedly sharp surface whilst I eat.
The right side of my tongue is in so much pain I can’t describe it to you but I can’t stop the fucking thing, WTF. Another reason this human fleshy body is utterly fucking useless.
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This morning I had £830.00, now I have £0.
Today I have done the following:
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My head just exploded in to a snot and vomit orgy. Not nice.
I also got the standard 3% pay rise, although I’m being paidless. I’m going to go to payroll and demand they reverse it unless it will even out by next month seeing as my contract is being terminated in a few months, so I’m not being paid even less than my current wages THNX.
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I’ve seen an advert on the telly for Provident Personal Credit (for loans up to £500 repayable with your SOUL®). Now seeing as I’ve seen them on Watchdog once or twice I figured I might as well see what they’re nasty APR rate is.
I was beyond shocked when I saw they’re charging 177% APR! Seriously and the bastards knock down your door every week for X easy payments of something so small it would take you years to repay.
Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, no wonder the poor are in so much debt when you have sharks like these swimming around freely. I’d be more inclined on borrowing from the Mob, at least with them you know they’ll break your legs if you miss a payment rather than this lot who will probably offer you another loan.
note: I’m not considering a loan at all, this visit to their website was out of interest, so no financial advice plz.
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So I’m trollied on lemsip and my sinus head thing is still shagged senseless. NOT FAIR. Hopefully it’ll clear before I leave next week if not I SHALL BE ANGRAY.
My lips are also a bit fucked too due to constant wiping of nose goo. I’m also dreading my interview a bit, hopefully I can clear up a bit before snotting all over my interviewer and giving him my bird flu.
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You know how I’ve got to go to Bath for this agency thing? Well I’ve forgot that I’ve just spent my parking money on lunch. I’m such a tard. Now I need to leave here early to go home and steal some parking cash.
I AM SUCH A THICKO!
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Ugh. I picked up my little plastic cup of brain exploding Kick, but since the cup is so rubbish it collapsed in on itself and went EVERYWHERE.
Now normally this wouldn’t be a horrible problem, but I’m going to an agency this afternoon AND the kick is a yellowish colour. Not the best way to make an impression (unless of course you’re aiming for a piss dribbler).
So I’ve had to hold a heater to my trousers and hope for the best. Thankfully it’s not staining too badly (just a small yellow tinge) but I’m now smelling like a fun fair as it turns out there is shead loads of sugar in kick. Noyce.
Now I return to, uh, whatever I was doing.
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Well Eurovision was, er, interesting. The performance by Lordi was probably the best I have ever seen and seeing as the UK is one of the larger funders of the contest, it’s safe to say that was the licence fee well spent.
Although it is a bit of a shit that bLiars regime has twisted Europe against us (more than their previous dislike of the UK) to give us dismal points in the contest AGAIN. I think that a Prime Minister should be accountable to Eurovision scoring seeing as he hasn’t listened to the people, we should put it in law. And it shall be called the Eurovision Act 2006, if the UK receives below 30 points in Eurovision the Prime Minister shall be dragged out of number 10 and spanked by Maggie Thatcher on the 6 o’clock news before being sent to “Gitmo Bay” as a terrorist. Maybe then we might get something useful out of our government.
Now for the work h8. I’m here and my head is FULL of slime thanks to this poxy cold I some how obtained. I’m annoyed. It also doesn’t help that my head feels as if it’s going to EXPLODE. And to make things worse I’m on my own as Chris managed to poison himself yesterday. So my poor exploding head and my rough voice aren’t picking up the phone (would you like to hear somebody gobbing down the phone at you?) and work is pretty much at nil while I surf t’internet and put things in to the system inbetween ramming an entire bog roll up my nose to collect and dispose of the contents of my sinuses.
I also hope that place I put my CV in to gets back to me before the end of the week for an interview (again before the end of the week) or I’ll have to decline them as I can’t take Tuesday off (or I’ll be SLAUGHTERED by my manageress) and beyond that I’m not flying back for an interview (sorry).
Also in regards to my trip, my vonage line has been used to the fucking tits, they’re probably wondering what is going on from my near nil usage to about 70 phone calls a week (in and out). But thankfully I’m in credit this month, so my phone bill will pay itself (huzzah another £15 for trip money!). I also need to get my root canal finished on thursday. I hope it’s less than £75, it can’t be more than that can it? I’ve had the tooth drilled out 3 months ago (this is an NHS dentist remember), so that rather expensive bit of the canal is done, now it needs to be filled and once it does I can rejoyce at being able to use my WHOLE MOUTH to chew (seriously, it’s been dificult to avoid eating hard things with the right side of my mouth (I highly doubt a hollow tooth would stand any kind of pressure).
Now I must go and, er, remain stuffed up.
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A whole day of american television gold. Nothing to make a pre-eurovision saturday complete than some cops man handling crims.
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Some knob has been going through My Gallery (madsquirrels.com) leaving stupid comments. I’ve deleted most of them but left the least offensive of the four.
Bit unfortunate YoSpace/3 don’t store IP addresses or I’d pwn his ISP with an abuse email and LOLZ when they told him to act like an adult.
In good news: Shebaz seems to want to flee from the mad house and EUROVISION is on tonight! Oh how my phone bill will suffer for Finland, unless of course you want to pay for my vote, then at a fee of €20 I shall make two votes for your selected nation. Cash upfront of course.
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Find attached your eternal BBCi fame.
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Some plank rang my call back trigger number for Callback World, so at 2:58am (according to the time stamp on my phone) it rang TWICE and woke me up. What a prick.
WHO EVER YOU ARE I HOPE THE UNIVERSE SORTS YOU OUT GOOD STYLEE.
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Ok, since I’m on a “you get what you pay for” policy with my employer I’ve been surfing the t’internet and decided to look up what a Toyota Echo looks like. Good news is I found two versions it could possibly be. Bad news is one is so ugly you’d burn it for the insurance money. See below.
I certainly hope I get something like the top one. I’ve also been trying to find a way to get to and from Gatwick (as it’s a rather important step in going anywhere). So far parking is £80 pre-booked. The coach arrives AFTER my flight leaves and the train says I need to leave Chippenham at 23:35 to arrive in Gatwick for 02:40. I don’t think that’s going to be too good. I can leave on the 05:55 train and get there (hopefully) at 8:39 but they want me checked in by 8. So for the moment it’s looking like driving is the option and it could be worse (like £150 worse).
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Oh dear, according to three I can’t MMS in Canada! HOW VERY BAD THIS IS or not.
Hopefully it’s outdated, if not I can live with it and do a MASS MMS Festival back at Gatwick, expect all you phones to go MAD at 8am on the Friday the 16th (or 17th).
Also ignore those call rates, I’m using United Mobile and a US based call back service for calls which will cost me alot less (inbound/outbound: €0.59 + $0.142 a minute) which is certainly better than 80p a minute for inbound and £1.20/min outbound. I will be using my 3 mobile for texts still since 25p is a better rate than United Mobiles €0.49 (approx 35p).
I’m still a bit miffed about yesterdays job thing, how much of a bastard it was to go from a high to a low in about 10 minutes. Oh well, it happens. Job hunting resumes post trip.
Also when I get paid I need to get funny money from the bank, appearently Stirling isn’t considered a valid currency in the colonies. I’m also planning on bringing a copule bottles of Tescos Kick, I’m hoping it’s massive 300mg/bottle caffine content isn’t considered illegal as it will come in handy when I touch down and have to do the 24+ hour marathon since the human body doesn’t quite realise what’s going on until it gets dark (seriously, you operate as normal until the sun goes down, then it hits you like a frying pan in the face).
Work update: still haven’t done any. Score.
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I should be supporting Daz at Eurovision since Miss Kitties knows him, but Finland’s entry Lordi is the coolest entry EVAR.
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I have just tested my voice post settings from my United Mobile & Callback thingy, it seems to work. So you might be lucky enough to get some from me in Canadaland. Then again you might not as I’ve added my 3mail account to my email posting thing.
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MUST DOWNLOAD:
Go to the highlighted website and download the video “Schnitt”.
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I’ve just got a job interview in Thornbury (Bristol) on friday for a Junior IT Support role. Wish me luck OR SUFFER MY WRATH.
Edit: It turns out they’ve filled the position shortly after booking the interview, this is when you know the planet hates you big style.
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Had a bit of a panic earlier, I was checking my car reservation in Canadastan and I had a look at the “EXTRA FEES PAYABLE LOCALLY” I already know of the “HEY YOUNG DRIVER DROP YOUR KECKS AND TAKE IT UP THE WRONGUN” fee, but then I read the bit about passengers and had a bit of a “oh shit” moment as I could have up to 2 other people in the car at any given time over the hire period. So I rang them up and queried what the cost is and the bloke said “you’re covered for a specific amount ($1m CAD) but that will cover you to about 1, maybe 2 people depending on the claim. Any aditional people you want to cover is $6 a day.” Which is good since I shouldn’t cause too much dammage and if I’ve got lucky number 3, I’m dragging them from the debris and claiming it was a mugging gone wrong. Huzzah!
I also queried the IDP, the AA says “GET ONE GIVE US MONEY” the RAC say “PSSSH DON’T BOTHER” the bloke on the phone said “UK OK” two against one, AA lose.
I now need to get travel insurance for my stay as I’m sure they day you don’t is the day you get hit by something big and seeing as EVERYTHING in North America is HUGE it isn’t exactly on the lower end of the “shit that might happen” luck scale.
And finally, to my it’s looking a bit grim on being able to see your wedding thing as I’d no doubt have the US authorities send a drug dog up my jacksie as a result of my less than 24 hour stay and I’m not sure of the visa shit since I might have one of the magic visa waver passports, then again, I might not. And I’ve also got to be back in Toronto next day by 3pm. So it’s pushing the scales, but I’ll see what I can pull off when I’m there as I might have the dosh for a two day car which would help matters.
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Mr. Man’s Misadevntures Episode 1: Taxi (45 seconds).
I’ve got a copy of Final Cut Studio which has loads of stuff included like Motion, which is ACE. More high quality stuff coming soon, this is some of the older things I’ve done and repackaged.
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Last month O2 sent information to Experian to post to my credit file. The contract started in 2002 and ended (when I left for 3) last year. But for some reason now they get around to putting it on my credit file and what is on there is so vague anybody reading it would wonder why they even bothered.
It says the date the ‘agreement’ started, the fact that the account is settled and when it terminated. Not very useful to miss out all the gubbins of it like payment history. But whatever.
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I’m having an email crisis again. Basically I want to switch, again, even though I said I wouldn’t again, only because a) I can’t be bothered to contantly check 200 accounts when at my computer and b) because I’d much rather just check my email on my mobile.
So basically I’m being annoying for the sake of it again.
God why am I such a cuntball when it comes to teh emails? Bah, whatever.
I shan’t be changing anything around. But, to let you know, kevinwc (a) o2.co.uk is my mobile phone. I’d use my 3mail account, but it’ll be spammed to death so I’m using the o2 account as a front to allow filering which will be done with spam arrest. Huzzah! Hows that?
Nevermind, it appears that there is a slight malifunction in 3’s external mail collection. Dorf.
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Harvey wasn’t some random dog, or he’d have probably killed me because I managed to hit him with good force with my elbow as I didn’t realise he was there. Now instead of violently pwning me he’s run off assuming I meant to give him the slap down. Oops. He’ll be back up in a minute once it sinks in that I didn’t intent to do it.
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I want a Syberian Husky, but I can’t since it’s not right. You need to be able to walk them for miles and keep them occupied, which I coulnd’t so it would be cruel to the dog. BUt they’re so LOVELY.
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I think it’s safe to say I’m done with the days of hosting my own website. I’m tired of having to battle skriptkiddies and I’m bored of trying to keep two journal style things going.
So I’ve bounced MadSquirrels.com to my 3 gallery (which you must all visit occasionally!) which is good since I make posts there semi-frequently as it’s cheaper and included in my media message allowance. And this livejournal is of course the second part of my online life.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m still doing other interweb projects (like aol.cx, plunder.it {with Jon}, msol and a few others here and there) I just can’t be bothered with an entire site about my dismal life. Maybe again in the future, but for now I think these two will suit me just fine.
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This week has almost entirely been devoted to Canada. Hooray!
I’ve been getting in touch with people I know to make arrangements and those who live outside of the area are getting my attention for the first week (and you better like it too).
So far I’ve arranged to see some family in the middle of nowhere, I’ve harassed about wantons and have informed her that she’s going to be my passenger on Sunday the 4th since I need somebody to read maps since TomTom don’t do Canada maps and I’m too skint to afford them now even if they did.
I’ve also been on the phone to other people out that way and companies. Next thing I need to do is get a parking permit (WTF) for the week I’ve got the car as it turns out the place I’m staying is in a shit parking area and the neighbours (and parking wardens) don’t take kindly to “ENGLISH DRIVER: THIS IS A HIRE CAR, YOUR PARKING LAWS MAKE NO SENSE TO ME” style notes either. Gits.
I’ve got to, somehow. arrange this to be done on the day I get the car as you need the registration documents (WTF), number plate and other stuff to get a permit. I’ll have to call them up and demand they tell me how to get it before I get the car or else I’m a bit stuffed as I don’t know where there is a parking garage near that city hall place they demand I go to. Plus It’ll be my first day, so no doubt where ever there is parking, there will be something as nasty as the Magic Roundabout there to scare the living daylights out of me (as if right hand turn on red made even the most remote sense to me now!).
In other news, my 3 mobile is coming with me, but I won’t be taking calls from it, I can only really afford to send and receive texts and media messages. But I will have my United Mobile phone for calls as it’s only €0.59/min (plus I’ve found a callback agent thing to make out bound calls for the price of the (united mobile) inbound call + their rate ($0.142/min) so it’s rather cost effective than £1.20/minute.
For those in the UK who have any interest in getting a hold of me while I’m away I’ll be posting a message to my LJ with the details closer to the time. And same for those in Canadastan, I’ll have more local details for you since I’m going to play with the vonage call forwarding settings on my line.
edit: Note to any elected offical, this page doesn’t help me at all. It makes me worried. Seriously, London driving is one thing, but add that to ALL THE SHERMAN TANK SIZED CARS YOU HAVE THERE AND IT’S MY WORST NIGHTMARE. Kthnx.
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DO YOU KNOW THE LAST FUCKING THING I NEED NOW?
WELL I SHALL TELL YOU £200 TO MAKE MY CAR PASS THE MOT BY TOMORROW AFTERNOON.
I do not have £200, in fact, I’m streched with my holiday so where the fuck am I susposed to get this kind of money. I bet the fuckers just made it up too, fucking Vaxhall garage cunts.
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I’ve booked a set of wheels for my trip in Canada for a week, not too expensive, but I’d going to get seriously abused for the 7 days I’ve got it (going to drive in a 200-300 mile area around Toronto, then it’s back to using public transport for the last leg within the city).
It’s a Toyota Echo, but it looks like a Yaris, it’s got AIR CONDITIONING and it’s one of those left hand drive automatics that are on the television all the time.
My young driver fee is £6 a day (or $84 for the whole leg) so that’s cool (Hertz wanted $25/day) and it’s fully comp. SO SKIZZOR MAH NIZZOR.
Btw, if you see a 02-55 reg Totya in Toronto AVOID IT WITH YOUR LIFE as I’ll be driving too fast and on the wrong side of the road.
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IT’S GONE NOW. One is annoyed.
I’m charging them for it, I shall be sending my letter of demand in today. I think £50 is a suitable fee for my time and effort. Just imagine what they’d charge me if I did that to them!
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I’ve written the letter, any advice to make it look more bank like?
3-May-2006 NatWest Customer Relations FREEPOST NAT12685 BOREHAMWOOD WD6 1BR
RE: Missing transaction on 3 May, 2006 for £201.77.
To Whom It May Concern:
On the morning of 3 May 3, 2006 you placed a pending transaction of £201.77 in to my account which was removed without trace at 8:45am (see attached screen capture).
This letter is a demand for payment of a £40 charge (payable immediately) for this transaction. This charge covers my effort to find what occurred with this transaction and eventual dissapointment with being in a inch grasp of the above mentioned amount.
Please make payment of this charge to my account as if I were to do the same thing to you lot, no doubt you’d charge me twice as much for it.
Kind regards,
Kevin Costelloe
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3 May 2006 — Transaction(s) being processed (processed by next business day) 201.77
This piece of monitary transaction glory is awaiting to be PAID IN to my account. If it’s a bank error I’m suing the bastards. Will check after 8am!
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I hate how certain php scripts are bastards for the sake of being bastards.
I’m starting a new version of my wonderful (not) website, and I’m trying to intrigrate a news server (nntp) rather than a forum but I’m using a shared synchro.net server, so the poster on the web interface is down as the site name (as that’s how it needs to login to the BBS).
So I changed news servers to a rather simple piece of software which worked, but the web interface borked out. Not funny.
I’m now back to the old software as I’ve admitted defeat on my budget of 0.00. I shall need to encourage the future users to use a news client with a personalised (ish) account.
Oh well, at least it works again.
Also I shall reveal the site later on once it’s done, but so far it seems to be going foward.
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This morning I woke up and had a play with iWeb (which means now I have to renew my trial .mac account when it explodes in 56 days time) and by some bizzare form of half asleep train of thought of a new name for the podcast. It is now called 1 Pound Five (as in £1 and 5p). I can’t explain where it came from but it seems to look decent.
In other less internet based news I was fucking scared last night. I thought I heard the backdoor open twice and the dogs were on edge until about half three, so who knows what went on. I also woke up at 6am this morning, went back to sleep and woke up again at 10 past 7. AND I WAS UP UNTIL 3:30AM!
Damn you body clock.
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Video Podcast 1 - Utter tosh.
Also, having a massive problem with the feed, iTunes insists it’s invalid but I doubt it is since they’re video files. I’m using feedburner with smartcast on (as I ticked the podcast box) could anybody who podcasts or have some knowledge on why iTunes is being such a cunt be so kind to help me for, er, a financial reward of £0 and 0p?
The feed url is: feeds.feedburner.com/tv7
The orignal one is tv7video.blogspot.com/atom.xml and the blog it’s on is the blogspot one.
Many thanks!
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I’ve done a quick test file, there is loads of copyrighted music to get me in trouble wiv da law but I had no other choice as I hadn’t loaded my royalty free music on yet.
Also, I look fat.
Test file is here.
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Well for those who don’t know I have been given a new iMac for my birthing day. It is ace, but what is more ace is iMovie isn’t entirely shit and I’ve got 100GB (+ an external hard drive of 150GB) to make MOVIES AND VIDEOS!
So I have a rather radical idea I’m going to try and put in place, I’ve got to clean this shit hole of a computer area and I shall build myself a little set (of some kind) for a video podcast!
But it won’t be like before where I utterly forgot about my audio podcast because I this time I have the power to do it and I shall!
I’ve obtained the idea from The Mary And Karla show as it’s so simply done and you don’t need much to do it, but instead of being a nice looking lady you’ll have to put up with fat boy here.
I’m not sure what I’m going to do yet, but I’ll get something whipped up over the next few days just to give some kind of feel for it.
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Bloody TomTom decided today of all days at around 1pm to take me on a nice trip through Swindon, I thought oh right, well you know best. Well it didn’t know best as it decided to take me through the famous Magic Roundabout, the biggest most fucking horrible roundabout in the entire land. And seeing as it was Saturday afternoon it was rammed.
What a bastard. At least I made it out ALIVE.
In other news, NatWest can still lick my balls and also Cineworld can too. It appears that I couldn’t get the unlimited card at east Swindon as they’re being taken over and to rub salt in the wound if I booked the ticket online I would have saved £2 (inc booking fee), gits.
And Slither was a rather good film, it was worth a chance at a firey death at the hands of the magic roundabout to go and see. And so are my new trainers, they’re quite good at half price (score at £17.49! rrp £35ish).
Finally, I await a phone call about tomorrow evening. I am most busy.
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Stupid fucking NatCuntingWest.
I’ve just transfered my loan amount + charges in to my current account this morning only to find the bastards put through a charge AFTER I made a cash withdrawl last night, but wangled it to make it look like the charge was BEFORE my withdrawl so thats a £35 Card Mis-use “fee” for me on monday or tuesday, then the loan payment came out this morning (WTF? NOT A BANKING DAY THEY TELL ME!) so that’s a returned item £40 and a £28 “unauthorised overdraft” fee.
If I get these charges hit on my account I will twist at the branch manager in front of everybody as I’m not paying no fucking charges especially when it’s them fucking about with times and shifting payment dates to suit them.
I can’t afford these charges for one thing, but that doesn’t matter to them and it’s the principal of them just doing it at will because they think they can. How fucking annoying is that.
Although I did ring in to enquire and the woman said it’s all good and clear, so if it does end up biting me in the ass I have some ammunition to throw in their faces. Huzzah!
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INTERNET DRAMA UPDATE:
Captain shit for brains has emailed again, but this time to the mailman owner, which happens to be ns@msol.dk (me).
So I found a rather good danish translator and sent this back:
Allerkærest Hr. [dumbass],
Jeg er afskåret fra hjælpe jer i jeres spørgsmål nemlig MSOL lave ikke pristilbud en “indbyrdes bekendte” service. Du er bedst kontakter den folk jer omtale direkte snarere end vor web fjendtligt indstillet kompagni.
Selv om der er en seriøs angå slut en beretning kro hos os så er der ikke mere Ja være flere lykkelig over at hjælpe jer, hvordan end, i dette tilfælde JEG kunne ikke efterprøve selv om indeværende er hvad du er taler i.
Sort Hilsen, MSOL Support support@msol.dk +45 7734 5794
David Barron skrev:
I would like YOUR assistance in notifying these people on my friends list who have added me. I don’t want to be on their mutual friends list.
Thanks
David Production Secretary Houston Grand Opera 713.xxx.xxx Phone 713.xxx.xxx Fax
– Network Services (MSOL) w: www.msol.dk e: ns@msol.dk t: +45 7734 5794
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So here is the email I fired back on this bloke, I might have overreacted but whatever IT’S ONLY THE INTERNET.
Also I’m striking from work today as the entire department except for me have gone out on a jolly and I’m stuck here. Normally I wouldn’t be annoyed, but since the bitch manageress emailed me about it and even didn’t reply when I said “yeah that date is cool with me” only to tell me YESTERDAY that I wasn’t going, is what’s wound me up about it (as well as being fucked up the ass with a hot axe over my contract, or lack thereof).
So here is the email for all you to see:
From: Kevin Welford-Costelloe kc@aol.cx Mailed-By: gmail.com
To: David @houstongrandopera.org Date: Apr 26, 2006 6:53 PM Subject: Re: [LJ] Please: REMOVE ME from your friends list Reply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Add sender to Contacts list | Delete this message | Report phishing | Show original | Message text garbled? Let me start off this email in a, er, rather blunt fashion.
Who the fuck are you. Sending me a random email “WTFBBQ TAK ME 2 UR LEDR & REMVE ME FROM DA LIVEJOURNALZ.” tells me fuck all. I think I’ll ring up your switchboard there at the Houston (pronounced as Hoosten) Grand Opera and demand to speak to “THAT GUY WITH THE EMAIL ADDRESS THAT ENDS IN houstongrandopera.org”. I imagine your receptionist would try to shoot me as I assume that is the thing you do in Texas.
WHY SO MUCH DRAMA OVER YOUR NAME BEING ON MY FRIENDS LIST? Fuck sake man, take a vallium or xanax or whatever fucking prescription pills you take over there in America to keep you happy. Seriously, I modify my friends list once every SIX YEARS out of UTTER NEGLECT so if you have removed me from some reason you’ll probably be on my friends list until 2015.
My chicken kieve just finished in the oven, so you’ll have to wait another OMG 15 minutes before I send this email and get to number 4 of my WTF list.
FYI: You’re not a member of my elite or should that be 1337 (I DON’T KNOW, I’M NOT WIV DA YOOF SPEAK) mailing list, it sorts my livejournal comments to my mobile and my home email address BECAUSE MY NETWORK IS SHIT AND DOESN’T ALLOW ME TO CHECK EXTERNAL POP ACCOUNTS K.
This email would have been much nicer if you hadn’t fucked me off with your message-in-subject-line-and-shit-fuck-all-in-the-body style of writing and your lack of important information. But I assume you’re a furry (AS ONLY FURRIES TAKE THE INTERNET THIS SERIOUSLY) so that could explain this type of behaviour.
Now I’m a reasonable man if you’d like to re-write your message to this email address (just hit reply love) stating WHO you are, WHY you are contacting me and WHAT you’d like done I’ll be alot more civil than I’m being now.
Kindest regards,
доктора Кевин
On 4/26/06, David @houstongrandopera.org wrote: Thanks!
David Production Secretary Houston Grand Opera 713.xxx.xxx Phone 713.xxx.xxx Fax
See also:
———- Forwarded message ———- From: “David” @houstongrandopera.org To: lj-bounces@aol.cx Date: Wed, 26 Apr 2006 11:06:32 -0500 Subject: Re: I AM A MEMBER! I am a MEMBER! I want these people OFF my friends list
David Production Secretary Houston Grand Opera 713.xxx.xxx Phone 713.xxx.xxx Fax
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I have just sent the shittiest email ever to grace this green planet. It made me feel rather good knowing that I still have the nack for an offensive tyrade of biblical proportions.
I’ll post it later as a friends only entry to non-Americans (with the exception to my ‘ho ) because I’ve used the ex-colony IN YOUR FACE card alot and I’d rather not lose good LJ friends over some (extremely shitty) words in an email.
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I’ve re-activated my Alien Tamagotchi. On this encarnation I shall be feeding it to make it happy, no play just cake. So far after being 3 days old it’s 94lbs, I am most amused.
I think it’ll turn in to a squid or something, but I’ve never really been able to get any of them past 8 days without dying of neglect.
Also, thankfully, the angel tamagotchi I bought a few years back has completely died off (batter went flat) so I’ll never have to put up with it again. That is the most demanding cow of an electronic pet, it always wanted something and never left you alone. My alien on the other hand is perfectly fine and only needs something once every 8 hours or so.
In other less important news, I need to update aol.cx to reflect my new idea for it. Instead of it being all about ME I shall open it up and allow others to participate in their love of all that is alien based science fiction. So far I’m having problems with mailhandler for drupal. I might have downloaded the wrong one as it works on kevin.uk.cx.
Once I get that working I can set-up aol.cx by text which will allow users to post to the forum and their blog through a mobile. But I need that mailhandler script to make it work.
If anybody is remotely interested in trying out nuaol.cx register here then leave a comment here and I’ll put together your account permissions.
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Ugh. I just remembered I need to go in to the town centre of Chippers to make a HUGE deposit in to my First Direct account of 50p. Seriously, this is a part of the 23p fiasco.
I said I transfered a load in to the account which will arrive when it arrives (5 days?) but oh noes WE WNAT R MONEYZ NOW!!!. Gits. So now I’m spending something like £1 in insurance, petrol and parking to put in 50p. Work that one out.
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I’m 90% LiveJournal!Legendary status.Can I have your autograph?The LiveJournal QuizTake Other Caffeine Nebula Quizzes
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Апр 22-ое 2006
Ugh. I had to log in to my online banking today to set-up three one off payments (because I don’t know the banking details for my former credit card and a few other accounts) and one standing order.
I set my £200 first run spending money to leave on payday for arrival on the 30th of May (I’m going one month a head) then another on the 12th of June for around the 17th of June for £100 (to total up to my £300 spending) then the bills do similar things on the 25th.
Gah, how annoying is it to look at the 74p you have until Tuesday. Life = suckage.
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Апр 22-ое 2006
I’ve commited the crime of the century with the bank and they wholloped a good £60 of “fees” on to my account for it.
My crime you may ask, by going overdrawn by 23p. Yes, a whole 23 pence.
Obviously un-amused by this I rang them up and the woman on the phone must have been bricking it if computer said no to refunding the charges as lets face it, it’s under a pound and doesn’t warrant even a ‘tsk tsk’ for. They’ll get their poxy 23p back but no need to charge me for it.
I was ready for an all out brawl with them as banks usually defend their charges to the grave, but supprisingly (well it could have had something to do with that bloke off somewhere else who successfully won an unfair charges case against a bank and seized £2,000 worth of assets with the help for the bailiffs) she gave in quickly. She did try and pull the OMG DON’T GO OVER THE OVERDRAFT lecture, but 23p wasn’t intentional, it was a 23p miscalculation, so what the fuck did they expect. Me to confess how bad I feel about borrowing 23p off them for 15 days. Fuck that, get a life you cuntballs.
I am happy now that I did get my £60 back and I should probably bury the dead rat I was planning to post to them this morning.
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I emailed 3 entries to LiveJournal and the bastard things didn’t work, you’ll see them in order in a minute.
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I went to see Silent Hill this evening. I must say it would have been a good film if I hadn’t been forced in to going over the magic £1/mile hour thanks to 20 minutes of shitty adverts for Orange. Yeah stuff your fucking mobiles where it don’t shine you french cunts.
Anyways, wasn’t was what I expected, in fact for a horrorish film it’s about the same metaphor to cutting yourself with a rubber knife. But it’s a thinking film which isn’t worth £45 in travel, tickets and child sized popcorn and a drink.
Oh well. But in better news the police pwned some boy racers, I had a good laugh passing them at roadside.
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I’ve decided I can’t be bothered with running two seperate sites but on a
trial period madsquirrels.eu will point to this livejournal. If it appears to
work well then I’ll keep it this way, if I get bored with it, then I’ll just
have to bring back the proper site.
The ‘old’ site is going to be available on www.kevin.uk.cx (http://www.kevin.uk.cx) in a few hours.
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After all this talk of scientology on the wireless I decided to give it a go. And by “give it a go” I mean answer the 200 yes questions which make it harder to say no.
I answered each question with no and by question 15 of 200 I decided to stop reading them and just go nuts on the NOs.
They even gave me a nifty chart which shows me as TOTALLY ABNORMAL which is a sign I wrecked their idiot test which claims to cost $500 a go. Nice.
Here, have a look:
Also, if you’re in Minneapolis and need a laugh at some cult folk go down to: Church of Scientology of Minnesota 1011 Nicollet Mall Minneapolis, MN 55403 Tel: 612-338-5111
and say you’re Jon Wasanaba.
Now I await the scientologists suing me for, er, something as they seem to do when criticised.
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I hate this fucking job because: I’m so skint until next Tuesday I had to buy chips in the canteen with pennies, a whole fucking pocket full of pennies. I am beyond embarrased.
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I have changed my journal layout to a rather nifty sexapart style. I’ve switched the language to Russian to SHOCK AND AWE and I have changed my journal title to Сочинительства злейшего доктора Кевин (Writings of the evil doctor Kevin).
You better like it because my friends page title is Enemies of the Country, I tried Enemies of the State, but it translated to Enemies of the Position. So that would have gone down the like titanic.
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So far today I have consumed 7.5L of water. It’s keeping me from boredom eating, but god do I need to go to the toilet so frequently it’s beyond disturbing.
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I certainly hope just because some idiot back in the day managed to cheat death and come back to life that suddenly spawned in to a religion causing everything to be closed today, moreso, the petrol station better well be open.
I wish to go out and enjoy myself but I’ve got enough fuel to, er, well, I don’t quite have fuel per se, I’ve got fumes, to go out and do something.
If the petrol place is closed then it’s walking. Long, long, walking.
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Oh Internet, on this friday morning I’ve decided to look at my finances. Not very nice it is.
I’ve done the maths on which accounts need the basic amount and it’s come up to supprisingly not alot compared to what I thought. And after looking at my basic bills (excluding mobile as it’s not a fixed amount) I wondered why I’m so fucking poor all the time, it just doesn’t make sense. I’ve got a fair bit of post bill cash in there, so it’s not making alot of sense.
So I’m going to do something rather radical. It’s obvious with a wallet full of cards I have no ability to control my spending (although it is rather reasonable). So I’ve got a pre-paid MasterCard.
Now the working on this is that I lock up my other cards and only use this MasterCard, which leaves my bank account free to do the following:
On pay day I will put £200 on this mastercard (which will clear same day I’m told), that leaves me with only access to those funds, I will also set up a standing order to transfer an additional £100 later on in the month (initated on the 10th for clearing around the 15th). That then leaves £100 which will be standing ordered out on the 24th to add an aditional repayment to my overdraft and my former credit card (50/50). But for this month I’m going to hold back on that as I’ve got hopefully one of my last two dentist appointments (which is about £120 a go). I will also take out £20 cash from the cash point and that will be my hard money for the month (I’m never really in a situation to be using cash transactions, so it’s not much of a problem).
The rest of the money (the bill money) will be sent out to their corresponding accounts (I’ve got an account just for direct debits now) on the 25th (which is pay day).
So in theory that should do the trick. Also it’s worth noting that my mobile will be paid off from my direct debit account next billing cycle when I set up the direct debit. But for now it’s coming out of my spending money.
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Somebody has been calling me from Indianastan in Americaland, or at least thats what I assume the 214 278 XXXX range happens to be (and by assume, I mean that’s what EvilGoogle tells me).
Also, I offically have 23p to fill up my car, bit of a shit the minimum delivery is 2 litres (just over £1.80) and my arsehole root canal tooth which is still yet to be filled up thanks to the lack of NHS dentists in this area (my dentist is so busy he can only do fillings and check ups, every so often he needs to open up on a saturday to do root canals) was hurting like an absolute bastard yesterday.
I can only assume that had something to do with cold water and me playing with it. Needless to say I want it fixed, but since early may seems to be the most expensive month that has ever been seen I doubt that’s even remotely possible.
I have also applied for three jobs yesterday, I shall wait another few days before chasing the ones I can remember up.
Thar be drama too but one is not bovvered about it too much.
In other news, the BBC loves lesbians FACT.
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German kid freaks out over a PC Football game.
LOL FACTOR: ***** + LOLZ
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Hey,
I’m setting up MadSquirrels.eu on Drupal rather than Mambo because it appears to be less buggy than Mambo. Let me know what you think of the theme. It doesn’t look too bad on IE & Firefox but on my mac it looks slightly shite. Let me know (and if poss a screen shot to sc@madsquirrels.eu) what it looks like if you’re using another browser or a different version to IE6 or Firefox 1.5.0.1, otherwise I think it’s going to be something similar to PlasticRobot.tv.
Cheers all.
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I hate the internet. The .eu name space opens and my new name which was going to be freezerburn.eu is taken by some domain hording cunt ball corporation that buys out names to sit there and do sweet FA.
Bastards. Well it looks like I’m keeping MadSquirrels if I like it or not. But there will be a new name change. Thankfully I had the sense to stick DomainDiscount24 (I managed to get a 20% discount) on getting me madsquirrels.eu before anybody else.
I also got tellybox.eu too. I’m not exactly sure what I’m doing with that yet though.
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Internet, I need a new internet name for my internet website. MadSquirrels.com has done me proud but I’ve had it for ages and the entertainment value has worn.
I’ve got an idea at the minute, but I won’t mention it incase some advertising toss bag decides to eat the name. But rest assured it’ll be, er, well new.
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rang in at silly o’clock in the morning. I’d fish the message off the answerphone but the line quality was piss poor. But I might be tempted to at some point, but not now. Mwahahaha etc.
p.s. You tried to hide your texas accent, it didn’t work, you let it slip a few times.
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Miss Hannah of the Sheffield postcode region.
I have fished out the sim, it is as expected a groovy online one with the texts and such.
However, it appears I ordered like 8 of them or something, so if you know of somebody who you’d like to have one numerical number up (ie, this sim ends 883 and the other one I’ve got ends 884) let me know and I’ll buzz it along to you.
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Hey emo girl,
You’ve got a virus of some kind or somebody h4xx0r3d your account. You sent me this earlier:
ILoveEtnies6: We at TopWatches strive in making the highest of quality replica watches, Check us out at by copy and pasting the bold text in your browser ekdrflvjvtudaamrqsgmhstrtmfcnjitrwajm4dsquirrels%77ww%2EPretigiousWatches.comm4dsquirrels
Here is some free anti-virus stuff: free.grisoft.com/doc/1
Your choice just fix0r it please.
Ta -Kevin
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I like this “don’t give a fuck about work” thing, I get to do mad shit now!
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After being ass raped for the past two years from this shitty shady company on friday, I managed to “mistakenly” send out a tonne of post at first class. Oh my.
The average spend went from 75p a letter (with price increase) to a massive £2 a letter. I think I shall make this mistake again for the next week as I’m so careless.
In other news, I haven’t been sued yet edit: after receiving a mystery notification of a parcel that nobody is expecting at all was dropped through the door, it’s safe to say this might not be the case at this very moment turns it it wasn’t for me. Huzzah!.
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I’m not quite convinced of their NuSaturday morning. They should bring back Dick & Dom or I’ll burn my television licence at Television Centre!!!111one2
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You try and use logic, it gets thrown back in your face. Thank you internet.
(We’re adults (as far as I’m aware) and should sort out disagreements in an (adult manner. There are a range of tools to open (or close) communication (with somebody this includes, personal email, the boards and if it doens’t (resolve itself the ignore button.
why should I have to use my ignore button? and as you can see by the response to this subject…I am not the only one who is peed off with board hoppers who just try to stir up trouble on otherwise happy boards…it is the likes of these people that turn me off participating on the boards…party poopers!!!
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I’m ANNOYED. Grimnir has been blacklisted by AOL. No seriously, it’s JUST aol. All the other spam relays don’t even recoginse Grimnir because Grimnir hath not spammed.
Gah. I had to speak to some woman in Americastan who said they’d get back to me (like in 150 years or so [give or take a few millenia]). I gave them the MSOL email address, but I just realised that’s no good because their postmaster address also blocks mail from blacklisted domains (most naughty!). I also gave them my home phone number with the answrphone message I am most famous for “yes, yes you must give us all a good spanking!”.
The only way I can see Grimnir getting the block is if somebody was in constant chat with an AOL member and instead of that AOL member deleting email they pressed the “OMG SPAM” button (don’t laugh, how do you think livejournal.com got blocked?) or alternatively, email forwarding was set on an account with a .com name then it would look like Grimnir was spam mad.
We shall see what they do and updates will be posted. Btw, Jonski if you know anybody on AOL SMASH THEIR HEADS IN as this is what I shall be suggesting to all those hosted on Grimnir.
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Yes, hello today internet. One is amused and unamused at the same time. Things that amuse one: went to Bath with Mr. had various discussions over flat rate chinese food.
Things that unamuse one: I’m already running out of cash. It’s this dentistry stuff is causing it, but I’m lead to believe it’s on it’s last few legs so it’s almost over. I’m also seeing if work can pay me some money that is decent rather than my shit wages. More news later on that.
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This HOUSE SIZED spider was hiding out on the toilet roll. I found it and threw it half way across the room. Then my Harvey dog ate it. Cheerleader Cherie is cheering for Havey the Spider Masher.
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Hooray! My future ex-wife phoned me and left a message. It’s nice that she doesn’t have one of those American accents THAT BURNS YOUR EARS WITH EVERY UTTERED WORD as that saves me from having to kill her for the sake of what little sanity that remains in my insane head.
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The Hemel address does not exist, after getting no reply regarding the awlful service , the terrible call centers ( I have phoned them over 25 times had 4 new phones as it is not the service it is the phone???)Anyways I went to Hemel to see a human face to sort out the problems, the address there goes straight to the Hemel sorting office it is then forwarded to Glasgow, from here it is ignored. I have been fighting this company for over 6 months, as I speak I am meant to be getting a call from one of their technical staff regarding how they are going to compensate me for my time, cost of new stationary to replace old number with new O2 one ( wish I had gone with them in the first place reliable and polite) loss of business (approx £15,000) phone calls,postage, paying people to wait in for phones to be picked up for repair, still waiting nearly 4 months later, I have this persons name and will publish it along with several others if they do not keep their word.
And the address this man was going to was: PO Box No 333 Hemel Hempstead UK HP2 7YW
God. What kind of people live on this planet? And where does he get this OMG PAY 4 STATIONARY AND MY LOSS OF BUSINESS I DO BUSINESS, £15,000!!!111
I know I’m on my white horse over the bank, but I’m doing it out of sheer spite but even I wouldn’t come out with “PAY FOR MY PAPER AND LOST BUSINESS £80,000!!!111”.
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Wellski, I had to do another master reset on the phone again to clear the same email problem as before. So I got up early this morning and installed the phone manager suite to back up all my data (excluding all the rights protected stuff) and I went to clear it.
It turns out there is a setting that will only b0rk the settings back to default and leave all the content. I wish I had knew this BEFORE. Bah.
Now in the wisdom of a chinese film I once saw Durtee take showah.
p.s.
HAPPY ONE YEAR NEARER TO DEATH MR. thjorska
May it be happy and full of plundering! And if it isn’t Dino will come a da breakka you legs.
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Somebody please explain to me why women are considered “safer drivers” as I’m just not seeing it.
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I’m beginning to get annoyed with NatWest. My card was vaccumed up in to a cash point on Saturday because it got stuck and I passed the “reasonable amount of time to remove it, therefore we’ve had to retain it” (to quote the cash point). Fine, so they sent a new card by RMSD, I got it and it doesn’t fucking work as a Solo card and the bank are swearing blindly that COMPUTER SAY ALL WORKING! even though yesterday it was spat at by the point of sale terminal in Morrisons, 3 won’t register it as it’s “not a valid card number” and PayPal have registered it but can’t charge it.
It’s just fucking bollocks. Now at lunch I have to see if it works at a cash point, if it does then on friday when my pay drops in I’m sending a letter demanding them to cover the £1.75 the cash point at the petrol station charges (seeing as I desperately need to fill up and not drive around all morning looking for a bank’s free cash point) and then I’ve got to find the closest cash point to my dentists (on monday) to pull out £150 in cash (I don’t quite like the idea of that) to pay for my work.
If it doesn’t work in a cash point, then I’m just going to fucking TWIST. They always find the worst times to fuck shit up cunting pricks.
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The new tariff is in place, so most if not ALL of you will be bombarded with videos, photos and texts as well as the occasional video call if required. Good day.
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I really do. Yesterday I was in bed all day, today I’m making an active effort not to be, but I still feel like shit, so I might just go back.
Called in to work poorly, so thankfully I shant be going there to vom and do a bum wee all day along whiole desperately trying to drive to and from said business place.
I will however have to go to the shop up the road and get yoghurt, it’s about the only thing that doesn’t want to come back up after I eat it.
edit: America Is Increasingly Foreign-Owned rather interesting this.
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Fucking Sainsburys Bank cash point just retained my card because it was getting stuck in the slot. Now I don’t get a new card until Wednesday at the latest AND I’ve just wasted my time and money driving there. Cunts.
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And they want us to take them seriously.
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I’ve got a quote back on el jimny and it’s £635 for clutch, gear box and labour. I think I’m going to go for this, as I’ve checked the insurance and it’s £6 more a month with the same per mile rate.
I only need to sort out the funds and also figure the logistics behind drving an untaxed & un-mot’d (therefor uninsured) car on a 20 mile round trip. The only thing I can think of if it’s in a state decent enough to pass a MOT (which I doubt considering the gear box needs replacing [note: the gears work, except you can’t use 2nd gear]) I can get it legal though a short term insurance payment (£15 for 10 days) and taxed, but if I can’t then I’ll have to figure something out.
Ho hum. I’ll see what I can muster up tonight and hopefully have an answer.
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VROOM VROOM I DRIVE TEH AUDI ME KING ROAD!
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Seriously, I’m getting slightly fucked off with beaing moaned at about the electricity.
Every so often he gets on his big white fucking horse and declares “since you came my electric has gone up bu three times”. Now I’m not saying my electric usage hasn’t added to this, I’m sure it has but 3 times isn’t entirely my fault.
Since I came along he’s added the following things:
He’s gone from two normal tellys one in the bed room and one in the lounge to 2 flat screens (lounge and bedroom) two flat screens (kitchen and bathroom) new sound system, dvd and various other video switches ALL OF WHICH ARE ON STANDBY all the time. He’s added a video camera system, 3 cameras, 3 chargers one video unit. Upped his fridges to a north american style one and two wine fridges, he’s keeping a “backup” server for work, has TWO broadband lines (one for work and the home one) both run TWO routers (plus my one vonage line). At one point he had THREE PCs on all the time. As well as an assortment of chargers for various laptops.
I on the other hand had my imac, speakers, 2 phones (sipgate voip phone and DECT phone), scanner about 4 other things I can’t remember, I’d occasionally forget to switch off my mobile charger and my gameboy charger was left plugged in most of the time. I also have a blue2net wireless network thing on for my ipaq and a 3com hub for the pc and various splits from the vonage router in the spare bedroom (which is always on anyway).
I’ve now cut back to just the PC (no speakers since it doesn’t have sound card), the sipgate phone another voip phone while I transition off the sipgate line which will be running off the pc now) and behind me I left on speakers and the scanner as well as an external harddrive because I couldn’t reach the switch at the wall (those are now turned off). And I’ve exchanged the DECT handset for the eMailer [only available phone that works in the house - I’ve also disabled it from dialling 090 numbers until it has a wobbler and disables itself] because the poxy handset batteries are fucked big style. My mobile charger is at work (free leccy).
And his highness walked in and spoke to me like shit about it as if it’s all my fucking fault. As I mentioned I will take credit for some wastage but not all of it. With him he’s always innocent and I’m the evil doer, well mother fucker here is on another mission to show him up. He used to blame me for him being late for work, so for a month I got up extremely early and waited until 8.45am for a lift when he decided to get around to showering (he needed to be at work for half 8 mind!) and every day he was always late with my 30 minute wait for him, so that shut him the fuck up.
So I shall be collecting my chargers and leaving them at my desk at work (excluding mobile) and charge all my shit up on Wavin’s tab, disconnecting the other voip phone and leaving the email on as well as as mentioned turning off the imac’s supply at the wall. So on a normal day only the hubs, phone and router will be on (the cable modem shan’t be counted since it’s shared between my router and his router (dual IP service from Telewest), but the second BT Broadband line is entirely his).
And come next quarter I’ll ram that fucking bill down his throat.
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It turns out of a 5GB hard drive, XP all the service packs, basic chat applications, browsers and email clients I only have 1.46GB left. So I’ve got a new and improved X:Drive account, I used to have one when 1GB was charged at £10 ($20) a month, so I cancelled it ages ago. But now 5GB is only about a fiver ($10) a month then it’s not too bad and I can store all my crap there and have it available online from multiple machines (which will come in handy when I put the final nail in Baby Jesus' coffin by moving all the files off of it and binning it (which is rather unfortunate as by my naming scheme I can’t call another machine Baby Jesus, ho hum).
Right now I’m backing up 120mb of downloads and installers to X Drive, so it’s boringtastic.
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I’ve got a new old computer with a new old XP install. Now I’m downloading SP2, 113.0 mb filtering down the telewest line. Well I certainly hope it is rather than going through SaferSurf as then it’ll take forever and I’m sure they’ll protest about it in some way.
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I’m trying to entice to Bath for a lunch at the Ocean Pearl, so far I think it’s working.
Hopefully the ansethetic will have worn off by then so I won’t slur and eat my tongue.
edit: Success! Tомас - Wo ist mein Geld? says: (10:48:18) someone jokingly asked my boss to ask me what i was doing. i wasnt going to say ‘im off to go for a dose of food poisoning with a strange internet person’
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I have tomorrow off so I think I’m going to see if I can call ITV West and BBC Bristol to see if they’ll let me do some work experience stuff so I can ram my foot back in the television door indead of wasting away in this shitty plastics company on shitty plastics wages.
Also, I’ve upgraded my tariff to Online VTT 1400, 300 minutes, 1,000 texts, 50 video minutes (+20 video pack add on minutes) [saving of £35 of video calls], 50 MMS/Video Messages (+20 video msg from the video pack), £5 of inclusive content. So it’s sure to save me a bit and seeing as it’s the same price as my current tariff I haven’t lost anything.
In slightly better news I’ve got a cheque for £16 coming from the royal mail, appearently my smart stamp account lapsed for some reason, so they’ve closed it and are paying me the account balance. Nice.
I’ve also decided I’m going to switch completely from sipgate to Vonage (as the line rental is now £7.99/month and also sipgate’s service has got much worse recently) when I buy this. Then I’ll be able to use it from work (we’ve got three open access points for visitors), take it along to the pub for when I need to ring for a chinese on my way out and various other public places seeing as everybody leaves their wifi networks wide open (and they have also done a deal with some hotspot providers).
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This is BURNING MY EYES.
This woman is annoying me, I know she’s had a rough time with cancer and being infertile as a result, but she’s got to drop this and if she wants a baby there are thousands of children in need of adopting.
I’m going to post my thoughts to the mash of “HE’Z EVIL COZ SOME ICY EMBRYO MEANS BABEE”, to which you can read later on (assuming it’s accepted).
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I need some extra money, where I thought I had £180 in my savings account, it turned out I was about £40 off that mark, so, I’m selling my GBA SP, I need to get like, er, 40ish quid for it.
Buy it here.
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I’ve created a new group just for this post, so if you’re not actually an American just sit down and shut your mouth because it doesn’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.
I’m making this post to make you aware of a telephone number for my select American people and especially for me future baby mamma . With the magic of the internet I have successfully pointed a New York telephone number to my United Mobile number (because bizzarely Lichtenstein is cheaper to call than the UK, go figure). So keep this number handy if I decide to invade your small island nation: 1 (718) 360-8230.
For you to call this number (you can’t text it unfortunately) it’s charged at what ever rate to a normal new york based telephone number and no kooky international phone charges (hooray). Although there seems to be quirk when the call connects, it doesn’t ring, but rest assured it is ringing on my united mobile. Also to make sure you know you have the right number, when the voicemail goes on it says “you have reached zero-zero-four-two-three-…”
That be it.
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Well i hope this email post works seeing as my elaborate text to lj system is borked. I hope you have all noticed my new style, if you haven’t i shall have your heads off when i become king either by legitimate means or filling the streets with the alone of the non-believers, either way It’s all good.
my evil cow of a car had some starting issues as usual, i feel it might do something drastic to get at my 180 teeth money. Stupid gold digger. Now i bid you farewell dear internet and please keep my porn warm, or not, saying that stay the Fuck away from my porn you filthy pervert.
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I’ve used the ghetto S1 style thing to make a new layout which I stole from OSWD.
The text alignment is out a bit but thats because LJ uses the br rather than a p for a new line. Oh well. C’est la vie.
Also, I’m half tempted to use a randomiser script on the image at the top and do a few images on the card for the sake of it.
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COMPENSATE! COMPENSATE!
Soon our No Win No Fee culture will reach to these heights. This is why I believe the courts should be given guns, everytime a “I fell on my bottom on the pavement so it’s the councils fault” claim comes through the judge should stand up and fill the claimant full of shotgun goodness. Then nobody would take stupid shit claims in to the courts (and the council tax would go down as they wouldn’t have to pay out so often on these pathetic money hungry idiots who can’t admit they fell on their own accord).
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Pay your credit card balance and the terrorists win.
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I had a brilliant idea, too brilliant in fact.
I’m building the new set for M Seven (web site up at some point tomorrow. Basically, it’s a top of the pops style music programme without Fern Cotton and crappy pop and humans.
With the power of stop motion, a £30 smoke machine, a few spare lights and some dodgy MP3s I will make my music programme with alien creatures. Imagine ABBA performed by a creature with 10 legs and only an eyeball for a head. YES IT WILL BE BRILLIANT.
I need to get the set done, which will be this weekend. I’ve got to steal, er, borrow some boxes for work to make a background with and print up some A4 TV7 logos so I can cover certain angles on my mini set. I’ve also found three halogen lights that were bound for the skip at work, so I got to get those here too and set those in place so my “lighting rig” is slightly better than it is now.
I’m going to do some website photos in a bit when the camera is finished recharging.
Then I need to create an array of creatures so I need to hit the toy/art supplies shops in Swindon to get more plasticine to make them more bulky than usual and I’ve got some flux to use as a skeleton so the movement is easier than before.
Also, I need suggestions for music, I’ve got a brilliant idea for some 70s disco hits (thinking of some diva-esque mutant creature) but if you have any other styles (rock, rap, etc) to suggest I’d love to hear them (and if you have the mp3 email in and I’ll give you instructions to submit the file) as there is no doubt I’ll miss something good.
The email address is: mseven@tv7.co.za.
(note: it’s a .co.za domain for two reasons, tv7.anything is taken by somebody and it cost me four quid a year to register)
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Since my text post didn’t get through, here is a summary from yesterday:
Oh my god. Just went down to the toilet in the dentists and some old dear didn’t close the door so i walked in and saw her on the bog and now she’s still in there talking to herself. God bless the NHS.
This woman scared me. I walked in on her on the pan and she wasn’t too embarrased by my presence, so I “er, sorry"ed and closed the door, thats when it got weird. She started talking to herself and it sounded like she was opening up her beef curtains for about a minute she was saying “yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes” follwed by “I’ve got to put it back in, yes, I do”.
Then today as I was going in to work I was witness to a near wipeout of a cop car. Everybody but the white van (supprised?) behind me spotted the tell-tale blue lights and sirens, so as you do you move left and make room. Not white van man, as I pulled in and stopped (so they had space to get in to the roundabout on the left rather than have to go down the right side) jackass in the white van goes around me nearly taking off the passengers wing of the police car. What a daft cunt.
I have a feeling that this week will just be odd.
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I’ve had to create a new blog, it appears some co-workers know of my internet existance and watch my e-movements. They don’t know I like to drop anchor in Poo Bay and I’d like to keep it that way as I work with plebs (well they’re all not plebs, but some of them indeed are of the well below average intelligence).
So to prevent me being run out of town with a lynch mob in tow I created NuBlog to allow my posts to be public and hidden from the evil GoogleBot from sucking it up with my name (HA!).
So view it at your leisure or not, it doesn’t matter since I’m still going to use my LJ regularly, this other one is for things I want to post publically but without the hasle of any comeback at my place of work.
The url(s) are either mrbojangles.wordpress.com or www.mr-bojangles.uk.cx and the RSS feed is here: mrbojangles.wordpress.comfeed/.
p.s. I blame society for this. Now where’s my government money?
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For Miss THE MC HAMMER BLOG OMG!.
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